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I am calling on all the DMF'ers to help me come up with a way to get rid of a #10 can of Bush's Baked Beans. It's past the expiration date. I'm not going to eat them. I need ideas  I need the greatest, most spectacular ideas you all can come up with. Right now my best one is to carry it out on the train tressle and drop it 100' to the concrete pad below. And film it  I could also just lay it on the tracks. And film it Sharpen your pencils and let's her your worst/best ideas  |
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer. A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman. A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist." -Louis Nizer**
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« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2008, 02:48:35 PM » |
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Put it on some heat source until it blows up.
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Grampa
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« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2008, 02:50:04 PM » |
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economy bail out food drive
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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project.
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Some people call 911..... some people are 911
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jdubbs32584
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« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2008, 02:50:39 PM » |
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Put it on some heat source until it blows up.
+11ty billion. 'splodin beans!!! |
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« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2008, 03:13:18 PM » |
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Put them all in a ziplock bag and fire it with a 3 man sling shot. Whatever it hits its bound to be funny.
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Pakhan
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« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2008, 03:15:15 PM » |
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Hide it in your coat open. Find a large crowd, dump it near them, don't let them see the can, make hacking noises, take out a spoon and eat it off the ground. See how many people in the crowd hold up
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Grampa
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« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2008, 03:17:07 PM » |
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PIF mystery gift |
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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project.
So I went solo. -Me
Some people call 911..... some people are 911
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rgramjet
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« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2008, 03:21:49 PM » |
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Shoot it with a .45-70!
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You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter.  in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! -Sofadriver What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled! |
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« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2008, 03:26:52 PM » |
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PIF mystery gift the Official DMF Roaming Beans.  |
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Grampa
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« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2008, 03:30:49 PM » |
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Toasty and Tooty
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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project.
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Some people call 911..... some people are 911
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« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2008, 03:32:11 PM » |
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'01 ST4 Yellow
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rgramjet
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« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2008, 03:32:55 PM » |
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Hm, a Hot Potato concept.....if you dont resend it to another DMFer on the day you receive it, you have to eat the entire can by yourself....I live at 13 Yemen Drive, Yemen
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You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! -Sofadriver What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled! |
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IZ
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« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2008, 04:21:14 PM » |
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Sharpen your pencils and let's her your worst/best ideas Who are you..Nelly?!  Dude..you must be really bored?! |
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2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento" 2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"  This just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.
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Monsterlover
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« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2008, 04:23:09 PM » |
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Bored. . . . or creative? 'sup |
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer. A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman. A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist." -Louis Nizer**
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