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« on: October 13, 2008, 09:57:10 AM »

We did another club track day at Jennings this past weekend. It was sponsored by one of our local dealers. So this cat borrowed his buddies Desmosedici. Now this guy that was riding was there for the first time, no let me rephrase that, his first time ever on a track. He knew he had the fastest bike at the track and had issues with people on Monster 600's passing him. So he thought all of a sudden he's going to be Stoner. Well this is the end result.









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« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2008, 09:59:26 AM »

  That poor bike Lips Sealed  I like the final pic with him 10 feet away from the bike, pointed the other direction.
Would have loved to see a viral of him getting passed by the Monsters laughingdp
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« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2008, 10:03:24 AM »

He is trying to hide.  Grin
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« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2008, 10:10:18 AM »

please tell me all pointed and laughed at him. dumbassed people
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« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2008, 10:14:00 AM »

actually i would have laughed at his idiot friend that let him borrow it.
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« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2008, 10:19:45 AM »

Guy who wrecked it=d!ck!!

Guy who let him borrow it=dumbazz


Poor bike!  The original owner didn't deserve it!
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« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2008, 10:22:40 AM »

LOVE that last shot! The guy on the fastest bike will be owned every time by the rider with the most skill. Just like the Pirelli ads: "Power is nothing without control"
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« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2008, 10:28:28 AM »

*whimper*

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« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2008, 10:29:56 AM »

Oh man, serious bummer.  I can't believe the guy did that to that poor, beautiful motorcycle.   bang head
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« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2008, 10:33:47 AM »

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« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2008, 11:01:49 AM »

 Cry

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« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2008, 11:04:54 AM »

Is he wearing rain pants?  He isn't even dressed right to be a Ducati Poser.

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« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2008, 11:10:23 AM »

who let a 1st time track rider borrow their Desmosedici?!
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« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2008, 11:28:02 AM »

Look, starting on a bigger bike is fine as long as you respect the throttle and are mature and.....
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« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2008, 11:29:00 AM »

Look, starting on a bigger bike is fine as long as you respect the throttle and are mature and.....

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