Ducati Monster Forum

powered by:

May 17, 2024, 10:32:40 PM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
News: Welcome to the DMF
 
   Home   Help Search Login Register  



Pages: 1 ... 5 6 [7] 8 9 ... 13   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: What's The Ugliest Motorcycle You've Ever Seen?  (Read 53544 times)
NoisyDante
I am Jack's
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1335



« Reply #90 on: June 23, 2011, 04:04:27 PM »

How could I forget this "beauty"!

I absolutely loved Celli's bike, I constantly referenced photos of it while I looked for inspiration to modify my bike.


Here's the ugliest bike in existence, the remains of mine as I'm parting it out after being struck down by a hippie in a Prius.

Logged

'07 695 Dark - Quat-D Ex Box exhaust, gold S4 forks, Woodcraft Clipons, CRG levers, KTM headlight, Motodynamics taillight, 14t sprocket, CRG LS mirrors, flamethrower, the usual refinements.  * struck down by a hippie in a Prius on September 22nd, 2010.
hunduc
Sr. Member
****
Offline Offline

Posts: 358


08 S2R1K


« Reply #91 on: June 23, 2011, 05:07:32 PM »


Here's the ugliest bike in existence, the remains of mine as I'm parting it out after being struck down by a hippie in a Prius.


it is still more beautiful than 99% of the bikes in this thread...
Logged

rgramjet
It would have been Fine if it wasnt for my Meddling
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 4153


What'd you say about my Momma?


« Reply #92 on: June 23, 2011, 05:20:47 PM »

I absolutely loved Celli's bike, I constantly referenced photos of it while I looked for inspiration to modify my bike.


Here's the ugliest bike in existence, the remains of mine as I'm parting it out after being struck down by a hippie in a Prius.



make the beast with two backsin hippie. 

Celli's bikes Badass!
Logged

You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. Kiss

 in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!
ducatiz
No trellis. no desmo. = Not Ducati.
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 15590



« Reply #93 on: June 23, 2011, 06:43:20 PM »

I absolutely loved Celli's bike, I constantly referenced photos of it while I looked for inspiration to modify my bike.


Here's the ugliest bike in existence, the remains of mine as I'm parting it out after being struck down by a hippie in a Prius.



Logged

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
zarn02
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2642



« Reply #94 on: June 23, 2011, 07:01:24 PM »

I like carbon as much as the next guy (well, unless the guy who made this is the "next guy"), however I've always found this to be a bit much.

It'd be absolutely gorgeous if properly painted, leaving carbon accents. As it is, it's an exercise in not knowing when to say when.



(Hardly the ugliest bike I've ever seen, but a real abuse of an otherwise beautiful design.)
« Last Edit: June 23, 2011, 07:03:50 PM by zarn02 » Logged

"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."
ducatiz
No trellis. no desmo. = Not Ducati.
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 15590



« Reply #95 on: June 23, 2011, 07:11:00 PM »

I like carbon as much as the next guy (well, unless the guy who made this is the "next guy"), however I've always found this to be a bit much.

It'd be absolutely gorgeous if properly painted, leaving carbon accents. As it is, it's an exercise in not knowing when to say when.



(Hardly the ugliest bike I've ever seen, but a real abuse of an otherwise beautiful design.)

it makes me dizzy
Logged

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
the_Journeyman
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 9181


Molly & Syreena, the Italian mistresses


« Reply #96 on: June 24, 2011, 07:22:10 AM »

How about this: (obviously from Killboy highlight reel)



JM
Logged

Got Torque?
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.
NorDog
I don't feel like a
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2550



WWW
« Reply #97 on: June 24, 2011, 08:06:56 AM »

I saw this V-Rod side car rig at the Rock Store some time back.  Bike parking is so tight that it's difficult to get a full shot of a bike, this one was no exception, though I did find it particularly ugly.

Logged

A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin

NorDog
I don't feel like a
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2550



WWW
« Reply #98 on: June 24, 2011, 08:09:05 AM »

I like carbon as much as the next guy (well, unless the guy who made this is the "next guy...

 laughingdp
Logged

A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin

NorDog
I don't feel like a
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2550



WWW
« Reply #99 on: July 11, 2011, 01:25:40 PM »

I think this one counts...

Logged

A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin

ducatiz
No trellis. no desmo. = Not Ducati.
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 15590



« Reply #100 on: July 11, 2011, 01:36:45 PM »

I think this one counts...



Eyebleach please

it's like a nightmare from R. Crumb
Logged

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
zarn02
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2642



« Reply #101 on: July 11, 2011, 01:57:37 PM »

There is literally nothing in that picture that is appealing.
Logged

"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."
fastwin
She pointed and laughed at my
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 4650

tap, rack, bang


« Reply #102 on: July 11, 2011, 02:01:52 PM »

Dear God!! My eyes!! Shocked Can I have that click back? bang head It will take months of counseling to get over that.
Logged

I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.
Howley
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 626



« Reply #103 on: July 11, 2011, 02:38:15 PM »

Jesus I almost lost my breakfast. How about some warning!!
Logged
NorDog
I don't feel like a
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2550



WWW
« Reply #104 on: July 11, 2011, 02:52:32 PM »

What?  What?  You guys never seen a V8 motorcycle before?   laughingdp
Logged

A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin

Pages: 1 ... 5 6 [7] 8 9 ... 13   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  


Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.21 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines
Simple Audio Video Embedder
Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
SimplePortal 2.1.1