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Title: Animal Battles.
Post by: Super T.I.B on August 26, 2008, 03:24:36 PM
Bengal Tiger vs Grizzly Bear.

Who would win?
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: Ash on August 26, 2008, 03:29:48 PM
statistically, or just one fight?

i think it's 60% bear, 40% tiger

just depends on who gets in the first deathblow.  the bear has the size advantage, while the tiger is more cautious and strategic.

but one rip at the jugular and it's a moot point.  lots of luck involved, methinks.
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: jdubbs32584 on August 26, 2008, 03:30:12 PM
Quote from: Super T.I.B on August 26, 2008, 03:24:36 PM
Bengal Tiger vs Grizzly Bear.

Who would win?

Ooooh, I would go with tiger.

Killer whale vs great white shark?
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: Super T.I.B on August 26, 2008, 03:32:46 PM
Quote from: JBubble on August 26, 2008, 03:30:12 PM
Ooooh, I would go with tiger.

Killer whale vs great white shark?

Great White, no doubt.

Quote from: Ash on August 26, 2008, 03:29:48 PM
statistically, or just one fight?

Just one fight...maybe in a cage.  [popcorn]
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: Ash on August 26, 2008, 03:44:54 PM
Quote from: Super T.I.B on August 26, 2008, 03:32:46 PM

Just one fight...maybe in a cage.  [popcorn]

probably the tiger... it's be faster and the bear would tend to back into a corner.  cages and bears don't go together...
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: Super T.I.B on August 26, 2008, 04:38:17 PM
Quote from: Ash on August 26, 2008, 03:44:54 PM
probably the tiger... it's be faster and the bear would tend to back into a corner.  cages and bears don't go together...

OK then...

Cougar vs Alligator?
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: jdubbs32584 on August 26, 2008, 04:39:47 PM
Quote from: Super T.I.B on August 26, 2008, 04:38:17 PM
OK then...

Cougar vs Alligator?

Alligator! Death roll FTW.
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: lethe on August 26, 2008, 04:41:13 PM
Quote from: Super T.I.B on August 26, 2008, 04:38:17 PM
OK then...

Cougar vs Alligator?
As long as it's not too big of a gator, I'd assume the cougar would use the same tactic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM1oaGp8Qho
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: jdubbs32584 on August 26, 2008, 04:42:16 PM
holy shit thats cool
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: Super T.I.B on August 26, 2008, 04:45:12 PM
Quote from: lethe on August 26, 2008, 04:41:13 PM
As long as it's not too big of a gator, I'd assume the cougar would use the same tactic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM1oaGp8Qho

WOW!  :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: c_rex on August 26, 2008, 04:50:06 PM
depends on the bear... but most bears would win. 
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: Ash on August 26, 2008, 04:53:07 PM
Quote from: Super T.I.B on August 26, 2008, 04:38:17 PM
OK then...

Cougar vs Alligator?

in or out of the water?    [evil]
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: Super T.I.B on August 26, 2008, 04:54:52 PM
Quote from: Ash on August 26, 2008, 04:53:07 PM
in or out of the water?    [evil]

On the shoreline.  [evil]
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: Ash on August 26, 2008, 05:16:48 PM
Quote from: Super T.I.B on August 26, 2008, 04:54:52 PM
On the shoreline.  [evil]

noncommital pregnant dog
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: IZ on August 26, 2008, 05:20:30 PM
Wow..tiger going after the croc?!   :o


Tiger kills bear!

Killer Whale kills Great White. 


How about these:

Wolf vs. African Wild Dog

Wolverine vs. Tasmanian Devil

Polar Bear vs. Grizzley
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: Ash on August 26, 2008, 05:22:39 PM
Quote from: IZ on August 26, 2008, 05:20:30 PM
Wow..tiger going after the croc?!   :o


Tiger kills bear!

Killer Whale kills Great White. 


How about these:

Wolf vs. African Wild Dog

Wolverine vs. Tasmanian Devil

Polar Bear vs. Grizzley


IZ vs digital camera
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: IZ on August 26, 2008, 05:24:09 PM
Quote from: Ash on August 26, 2008, 05:22:39 PM
IZ vs digital camera


>:(
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: IZ on August 26, 2008, 05:25:07 PM
Quote from: IZ on August 26, 2008, 05:24:09 PM

>:(




Actually, that's a wash.  digital camera beats IZ but IZ breaks, crushes and stomps on digital camera!! 
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: Super T.I.B on August 26, 2008, 05:52:19 PM
Quote from: Ash on August 26, 2008, 05:16:48 PM
noncommital pregnant dog

;D

Quote from: IZ on August 26, 2008, 05:20:30 PM
Wow..tiger going after the croc?!   :o


Tiger kills bear!

Killer Whale kills Great White. 


How about these:

Wolf vs. African Wild Dog

Wolverine vs. Tasmanian Devil

Polar Bear vs. Grizzley


Wolf. IMO.

Wolverine.

Polar Bear.


Scorpion vs Tarantula.
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: SacDuc on August 26, 2008, 09:29:49 PM

Lion vs. Water Buffalo vs. Gator  :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc9vZcJoTlo


Caiman vs. Jaguar

http://www.dailymotion.com/related/x2gh4i_crocodiles-vs-big-cats-croc-wins_animals/video/x1xiu4_caiman-vs-jaguar-caiman-wins_animals

Croc vs. Shark

http://www.dailymotion.com/related/x2z2a4_crocodile-vs-lion-the-crocodile-tri_animals/video/x2d881_crocodile-vs-shark-croc-kills-shark_animals

Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: Timmy Tucker on August 26, 2008, 09:31:39 PM
Scorpion.

Longer reach FTW...


Mike Ditka vs. angry swarm of african killer bees
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: SacDuc on August 26, 2008, 09:32:45 PM
Quote from: Timmy Tucker on August 26, 2008, 09:31:39 PM
Scorpion.

Longer reach FTW...


Mike Ditka vs. angry swarm of african killer bees

Full sized Ditka or mini Ditka?

sac
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: Timmy Tucker on August 26, 2008, 09:39:28 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on August 26, 2008, 09:32:45 PM
Full sized Ditka or mini Ditka?

sac

No, he would be full grown.
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: Super T.I.B on August 26, 2008, 09:46:31 PM
Quote from: Timmy Tucker on August 26, 2008, 09:39:28 PM
No, he would be full grown.

Looks like he already has been attacked by killer bees....and survived.

(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3280/2802384618_d40456621d_o.jpg)

Ditka wins.
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: Timmy Tucker on August 26, 2008, 09:53:42 PM
Quote from: Super T.I.B on August 26, 2008, 09:46:31 PM
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3280/2802384618_d40456621d_o.jpg)



There's a Viagra joke in there somewhere.
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: fwtcc on August 27, 2008, 08:29:19 AM
What about an elephant vs. a bear?

I am voting elephant.
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: ducati_tim on August 27, 2008, 08:39:40 AM
I agree with that the elephant could beat a bear.

How about a cute little kitten vs. a cute baby harp seal?
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: DucPete on August 27, 2008, 08:47:37 AM
Quote from: ducati_tim on August 27, 2008, 08:39:40 AM
I agree with that the elephant could beat a bear.

How about a cute little kitten vs. a cute baby harp seal?

Kitten.  They bite.  All I've seen a baby harp seal do is sit there and "arp"


Squirrel Vs. Rabbit?
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: IZ on August 27, 2008, 08:52:34 AM
Quote from: DucPete on August 27, 2008, 08:47:37 AM
Kitten.  They bite.  All I've seen a baby harp seal do is sit there and "arp"


Squirrel Vs. Rabbit?

does the squirrel have rabies?
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: DucPete on August 27, 2008, 08:58:25 AM
Quote from: IZ on August 27, 2008, 08:52:34 AM
does the squirrel have rabies?

No but it's crazy. 
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: DucPete on August 27, 2008, 08:59:46 AM
Quote from: fwtcc on August 27, 2008, 08:29:19 AM
What about an elephant vs. a bear?

What about an elephant vs. the '85 Bears?
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: Scooter Montgomery on August 27, 2008, 09:03:49 AM
Amy Winehouse vs an earthworm selling crack?

Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: acalles on August 27, 2008, 09:08:56 AM
Quote from: Super T.I.B on August 26, 2008, 05:52:19 PM

Scorpion vs Tarantula.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWzSJ9Io668&feature=related

[laugh]
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: fwtcc on August 27, 2008, 09:10:25 AM
but the seal is bigger it could squash the kitten, and they eat oyster or something so I bet they got a mean bite.  I vote seal.

Give the kitten a club though and that seal is toast.
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: Triple J on August 27, 2008, 09:19:25 AM
Quote from: DucPete on August 27, 2008, 08:59:46 AM
What about an elephant vs. the '85 Bears?

Da Bears!  ;D
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: IZ on August 27, 2008, 09:36:40 AM
Quote from: DucPete on August 27, 2008, 08:59:46 AM
What about an elephant vs. the '85 Bears?

What about Ditka vs. The Refridgerator?!

[cheeky]
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: Triple J on August 27, 2008, 09:45:23 AM
Quote from: IZ on August 27, 2008, 09:36:40 AM
What about Ditka vs. The Refridgerator?!

[cheeky]

DITKA!!! The 'fridge was just a flash in the pan.

C'mon!  [roll]

;D
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: DucPete on August 27, 2008, 09:46:30 AM
Quote from: IZ on August 27, 2008, 09:36:40 AM
What about Ditka vs. The Refridgerator?!

[cheeky]

William the refrigerator Perry?  hmmmmm

the Fridge:7,  Ditka:14


How about Ditka vs. God?
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: VisceralReaction on August 27, 2008, 09:48:18 AM
Rabbit vs. Crow?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssjHvRI0k38 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssjHvRI0k38)
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: fwtcc on August 27, 2008, 11:38:47 AM
Quote from: DucPete on August 27, 2008, 09:46:30 AM
How about Ditka vs. God?

Ditka, for two reasons.  First Ditka is God, and Ditka can make a rock so big he can't lift it.
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: the_Journeyman on August 27, 2008, 12:01:52 PM
Flea v. Gnat?

Caracal v. Serval?

Duckbilled Plattypuss v. Porcupine?

JM
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: fwtcc on August 27, 2008, 12:11:11 PM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on August 27, 2008, 12:01:52 PM
Flea v. Gnat?

Caracal v. Serval?

Duckbilled Plattypuss v. Porcupine?

JM

Flea, its scissor lock would be unstoppable.

Caracal, the serval has too much ear to grab on to.

Porcupine, best offense is defense.
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: Grampa on August 27, 2008, 12:18:46 PM
bob vs any living thing
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: ducati_tim on August 27, 2008, 12:19:16 PM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on August 27, 2008, 12:01:52 PM
...

Duckbilled Plattypuss v. Porcupine?

JM
It depends if the platypuss is male or female. The males have a poisonous spur.
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: ducati_tim on August 27, 2008, 12:20:51 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on August 27, 2008, 12:18:46 PM
bob vs any living thing
I'll take the little pussy on as long as I can wear my bob suit
(http://geekologie.com/2007/01/15/halo-suit.jpg)
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: ducducgooseme on August 27, 2008, 12:34:08 PM
how about IZ vs bobspapa?
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: Le Pirate on August 27, 2008, 12:35:25 PM
camel v. donkey
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: Grampa on August 27, 2008, 12:40:25 PM
Quote from: ducducgooseme on August 27, 2008, 12:34:08 PM
how about IZ vs bobspapa?

his kung fu is weak..... mine is strong

Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: IZ on August 27, 2008, 02:03:20 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on August 27, 2008, 12:40:25 PM
his kung fu is weak..... mine is strong



Ha! 

Your drunken-monkey wushu is all show.  [cheeky]



 
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: Grampa on August 27, 2008, 02:12:29 PM
Quote from: IZ on August 27, 2008, 02:03:20 PM
Ha! 

Your drunken-monkey wushu is all show.  [cheeky]



 

your Jediwannabe moosho fu suck is large
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: Super T.I.B on August 27, 2008, 02:26:01 PM
Badger vs Mongoose.
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: ducati_tim on August 27, 2008, 02:33:38 PM
Quote from: Super T.I.B on August 27, 2008, 02:26:01 PM
Badger vs Mongoose.
Mongoose all the way. Haven't you seen Riki-tikki-tavi?

By the way, my five year old daughter looked over my shoulder last night when I was reading a post of yours. She asked me, "Is that cartoon guy licking his knee?"
"Yes, he is, darling. That is his knee."

I need to be more careful when I am on the computer  :-[
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: Super T.I.B on August 27, 2008, 02:38:23 PM
Quote from: ducati_tim on August 27, 2008, 02:33:38 PM
Mongoose all the way. Haven't you seen Riki-tikki-tavi?

By the way, my five year old daughter looked over my shoulder last night when I was reading a post of yours. She asked me, "Is that cartoon guy licking his knee?"
"Yes, he is, darling. That is his knee."

I need to be more careful when I am on the computer  :-[

I'll change it.... [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: ducati_tim on August 27, 2008, 02:56:20 PM
Quote from: Super T.I.B on August 27, 2008, 02:38:23 PM
I'll change it.... [thumbsup]

No way! Please don't change it on my account. No Monster Content doesn't need to be safe for five year olds 8)
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: Ash on August 27, 2008, 04:34:42 PM
No five year olds in nmc? Shit does that mean I should stop posting here??
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: Super T.I.B on August 27, 2008, 04:55:35 PM
Quote from: Ash on August 27, 2008, 04:34:42 PM
No five year olds in nmc? Shit does that mean I should stop posting here??

Acting like a five year old is OK.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: Le Pirate on August 27, 2008, 05:40:48 PM
Quote from: Ash on August 27, 2008, 04:34:42 PM
No five year olds in nmc? Shit does that mean I should stop posting here??

Who whould of thunk, eh?


I assumed it was ALL five year olds  [laugh]
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: Grrrly on August 27, 2008, 06:10:33 PM
kitty vs black bear?

(http://tforster.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/windowslivewriterphotointhenewscatchasesbearuptree-d084060613-cat-bear-big1-thumb3.jpg)(http://jonathanmurray.com/images/jack%20and%20bear.jpg)
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: Super T.I.B on August 28, 2008, 01:15:11 AM
Quote from: IndustrialGrrrl on August 27, 2008, 06:10:33 PM
kitty vs black bear?

(http://tforster.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/windowslivewriterphotointhenewscatchasesbearuptree-d084060613-cat-bear-big1-thumb3.jpg)(http://jonathanmurray.com/images/jack%20and%20bear.jpg)

Kitteh for teh winz!

Madonna v Pink.


;D
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: the_Journeyman on August 28, 2008, 05:09:00 AM
Pink, she just oozes with "kick your ass" additiude ~

JM
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: MaxPower on August 28, 2008, 07:48:21 AM
Quote from: DucPete on August 27, 2008, 09:46:30 AM
How about Ditka vs. God?

Ditka now?  Or Ditka in 1978?
Title: Re: Animal Battles.
Post by: ducati_tim on August 28, 2008, 09:58:59 AM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on August 28, 2008, 05:09:00 AM
Pink, she just oozes with "kick your ass" additiude ~

JM
Don't forget that Madonna can disable her enemies with her deadly smell.