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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: hbliam on August 29, 2008, 07:49:53 PM

Title: DRZ400S vs Dodge Caravan - No, not a morbid accident scene thread
Post by: hbliam on August 29, 2008, 07:49:53 PM
We have traffic officers that take the majority of accident reports so this was the first time I had to take a moto vs van report. It's nice to be able to stick up a bit for an innocent rider for once.

The rider was ok even though he was wearing shorts (!), along with a really nice armored jacket  [roll]. It was funny talking with him though.

Me (writing all his info down): That a DRZ?
Him: Yep.
Me: An "S" right?
Him: Uh, yeah (shocked that I know anything about bikes).
Me: How fast were you going?
Him: probably about 20 MPH. I just left the light and it happened right here (100+ yards from the light).
Me: 20? I don't think so. I'd be going at least 40 by that point. On a supermoto probably faster.
Him: Yeah, your right. I was going at least 40.
Him: Sucks though. It looks like alot of damage.
Me: You have a broken footpeg, that's $100 for a pair. Clutch lever at $40. The shift lever and handgaurd are scuffed. It's a supermoto, it's supposed to be scuffed.
Him: Uh, yeah. I guess your right.
Me: Take the extra dough you saved and buy some pants to go with your armored jacket and ti fingered gloves.

Then I got to talk to the unlicensed driver of the van:
Me: Here's your citation for turning in front of another vehicle and for driving without a license.
Her: It's his fault, he was speeding.
Me: Was he going straight, and was he on the street before you started your turn?
Her: Yes. I just didn't see him.
Me: He has the right of way, it's your responsibility to make the sure your path is clear before you start your turn. BTW: I'm gonna need your car keys.
Her: My car keys?
Me: Yep, you can pick your van up in 30 days. That's the penalty for driving without a license in the State of CA. You have a cell phone or do you need me to call someone to come pick you up?
Title: Re: DRZ400S vs Dodge Caravan - No, not a morbid accident scene thread
Post by: red baron on August 29, 2008, 07:53:05 PM
Hooorah, nice job LEO. [thumbsup]
Title: Re: DRZ400S vs Dodge Caravan - No, not a morbid accident scene thread
Post by: Xiphias on August 29, 2008, 08:16:50 PM
 [thumbsup]
Title: Re: DRZ400S vs Dodge Caravan - No, not a morbid accident scene thread
Post by: derby on August 29, 2008, 08:19:52 PM
hey, no cop talk!   ;D
Title: Re: DRZ400S vs Dodge Caravan - No, not a morbid accident scene thread
Post by: Scottish on August 29, 2008, 08:23:42 PM
Well done.
Title: Re: DRZ400S vs Dodge Caravan - No, not a morbid accident scene thread
Post by: herm on August 29, 2008, 08:32:43 PM
hahaha!
Title: Re: DRZ400S vs Dodge Caravan - No, not a morbid accident scene thread
Post by: Timmy Tucker on August 29, 2008, 08:48:19 PM
gives me warm fuzzies
Title: Re: DRZ400S vs Dodge Caravan - No, not a morbid accident scene thread
Post by: somegirl on August 29, 2008, 08:53:20 PM
 [clap] [clap]
Title: Re: DRZ400S vs Dodge Caravan - No, not a morbid accident scene thread
Post by: Monsterlover on August 29, 2008, 08:56:43 PM
[clap]

yay!
Title: Re: DRZ400S vs Dodge Caravan - No, not a morbid accident scene thread
Post by: Howie on August 29, 2008, 09:51:34 PM
Thank you, hbliam. 
Title: Re: DRZ400S vs Dodge Caravan - No, not a morbid accident scene thread
Post by: lucazuma on August 29, 2008, 10:23:29 PM


nice
;)
Title: Re: DRZ400S vs Dodge Caravan - No, not a morbid accident scene thread
Post by: Slide Panda on August 29, 2008, 10:40:26 PM
haha nice. 

And the DRZ rider should thank someone/something he wasn't worse off, and you were the LEO on the scene.
Title: Re: DRZ400S vs Dodge Caravan - No, not a morbid accident scene thread
Post by: roy-nexus-6 on August 30, 2008, 07:44:35 AM
Bravo!  [clap]  [beer]
Title: Re: DRZ400S vs Dodge Caravan - No, not a morbid accident scene thread
Post by: Le Pirate on August 30, 2008, 08:55:23 AM
 [thumbsup]
Title: Re: DRZ400S vs Dodge Caravan - No, not a morbid accident scene thread
Post by: Buckethead on August 30, 2008, 08:58:49 AM
A round of applause for hbliam!

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Title: Re: DRZ400S vs Dodge Caravan - No, not a morbid accident scene thread
Post by: Randimus Maximus on August 30, 2008, 04:29:47 PM
Nice job!

[thumbsup]
Title: Re: DRZ400S vs Dodge Caravan - No, not a morbid accident scene thread
Post by: bulldogs2k on August 30, 2008, 10:01:11 PM
Kudos for telling the man to buy some riding pants!  Great story.   [thumbsup]