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Title: Oh dear god-read this auction ad!
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 01, 2008, 07:33:00 PM
I was looking for parts for my '62 Falcon and check this one out!  [laugh]


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ford-Falcon-1962-Ford-falcon-custom-hot-rod_W0QQitemZ220275512565QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item220275512565&_trkparms=39%3A1%7C65%3A1%7C240%3A1318&_trksid=p4506.c0.m245
Title: Re: Oh dear god-read this auction ad!
Post by: red baron on September 01, 2008, 07:38:32 PM
Lukes neighbors will be sad to see him go I'm sure. [roll]































ps. you know it's the van on the street you want.
Title: Re: Oh dear god-read this auction ad!
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 01, 2008, 07:53:26 PM
Quote from: trouble on September 01, 2008, 07:38:32 PM
ps. you know it's the van on the street you want.

I could *so* turn that into an "A-Team" van.

(http://ateampokertour.com/pics/a-team.jpg)
Title: Re: Oh dear god-read this auction ad!
Post by: Jobu on September 01, 2008, 07:57:41 PM
I don't think he used that genuine 1969 lead based hugger orange to paint the car.   [drink]
Title: Re: Oh dear god-read this auction ad!
Post by: Scottish on September 01, 2008, 08:04:02 PM
Holy shizzle!  :o He's selling it for a fish reason.... I don't get it? Guys been sniffing the paint.
Title: Re: Oh dear god-read this auction ad!
Post by: SacDuc on September 01, 2008, 08:05:50 PM
No where in that rambling incoherent ad did he come close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. We are all dumber for having read to it. I award him no points and may God have mercy on his soul.

sac
Title: Re: Oh dear god-read this auction ad!
Post by: NAKID on September 01, 2008, 08:40:16 PM
Wow, leave reading the ad out of it. That thing is a piece! WTF? Who pinstripes those busted ass bench seats?
Title: Re: Oh dear god-read this auction ad!
Post by: Super T.I.B on September 01, 2008, 08:44:10 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on September 01, 2008, 08:05:50 PM
No where in that rambling incoherent ad did he come close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. We are all dumber for having read to it. I award him no points and may God have mercy on his soul.

sac


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

BILLY! BILLY! BILLY!


Stupid Aussie bogan. We must be shipping all our bogans to the states.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Oh dear god-read this auction ad!
Post by: red baron on September 01, 2008, 08:57:49 PM
Quote from: NAKID on September 01, 2008, 08:40:16 PM
Wow, leave reading the ad out of it. That thing is a piece! WTF? Who pinstripes those busted ass bench seats?


A fool and his money are soon parted. [thumbsup]


no. it was not me but I would ;D
Title: Re: Oh dear god-read this auction ad!
Post by: tangueroHondo on September 01, 2008, 09:10:04 PM
Seller = Dames *4* Dimes.

Says it all.....
Title: Re: Oh dear god-read this auction ad!
Post by: lethe on September 02, 2008, 12:43:49 AM
I like that "new speakers" were listed under "engine".

Also, I wonder if it's the custom painted stock air cleaner on the little six that makes it such a bad ass hot rod.
Title: Re: Oh dear god-read this auction ad!
Post by: erkishhorde on September 02, 2008, 01:21:51 AM
Please enlighten me. Why is he proud of the fact that he used ancient lead based paint that sounds hazardous to your health and he admits is impossible match should you even damage it?
Title: Re: Oh dear god-read this auction ad!
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on September 02, 2008, 02:34:41 AM
Ozzies ruul, ko ;D
Title: Re: Oh dear god-read this auction ad!
Post by: ZLTFUL on September 02, 2008, 04:04:38 AM
I can feel my brain cells screaming in terro and agony as they plummet to their untimely demise after reading that.

Someguy should be beaten simply for posting that. And I am not talking the good kind of beating by some hooker named Daphne or Summer but the bad kind you get when you drive something like that piece of shit through Gangland...
Title: Re: Oh dear god-read this auction ad!
Post by: Rameses on September 02, 2008, 06:05:30 AM
I sent a question to the seller.

I kept it short and simple...

"Are you retarded?"

We'll see what he says.
Title: Re: Oh dear god-read this auction ad!
Post by: Monsterlover on September 02, 2008, 06:57:06 AM
Once again I have to go against the grain.

I like it.

The ad was crap, but I like the car.
Title: Re: Oh dear god-read this auction ad!
Post by: NeufUnSix on September 02, 2008, 08:08:29 AM
I don't see a Mopar 440 anywhere...
Title: Re: Oh dear god-read this auction ad!
Post by: Jarvicious on September 02, 2008, 08:15:00 AM
I was curious which particular Mopar 440 he was referring to.  I bet those Soney speakers really bang.  I'm calling my girlfriend to tell her that if I don't respond to any phone calls in the next 2 days to come over and check my bathtub.  I'll be there bleeding from the ears. 
Title: Re: Oh dear god-read this auction ad!
Post by: Rameses on September 02, 2008, 03:32:05 PM
Quote from: Rameses on September 02, 2008, 06:05:30 AM
I sent a question to the seller.

I kept it short and simple...

"Are you retarded?"

We'll see what he says.





And his response...




Dear uncrameses,

yes i am

- *dames*4*dimes*



[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [clap]
Title: Re: Oh dear god-read this auction ad!
Post by: Grampa on September 02, 2008, 03:40:32 PM
I think Randall wrote the ad copy.
Title: Re: Oh dear god-read this auction ad!
Post by: Howie on September 02, 2008, 03:46:05 PM
The seller, on some level, probably had fun.  The person with the real problem?  The person who buys it.
Title: Re: Oh dear god-read this auction ad!
Post by: Monsterlover on September 02, 2008, 06:28:07 PM
^
Very insightful right there
Title: Re: Oh dear god-read this auction ad!
Post by: Rameses on September 02, 2008, 08:11:51 PM
Okay, here's the one question I keep pondering anytime I think about this thing...

...on an exhaust with no muffler, why does he need a cut-out??
Title: Re: Oh dear god-read this auction ad!
Post by: NAKID on September 02, 2008, 08:14:55 PM
Cause he's a tard, he admitted it to you...
Title: Re: Oh dear god-read this auction ad!
Post by: Rameses on September 02, 2008, 08:28:51 PM
Quote from: NAKID on September 02, 2008, 08:14:55 PM
Cause he's a tard, he admitted it to you...



[laugh]

I hadn't thought about that.
Title: Re: Oh dear god-read this auction ad!
Post by: Scottish on September 02, 2008, 08:30:52 PM
Quote from: Rameses on September 02, 2008, 08:11:51 PM
Okay, here's the one question I keep pondering anytime I think about this thing...

...on an exhaust with no muffler, why does he need a cut-out??
[laugh]
Title: Re: Oh dear god-read this auction ad!
Post by: blue tiger on September 06, 2008, 09:05:08 PM
Love the custom "rag" gas cap !! [laugh]
Title: Re: Oh dear god-read this auction ad!
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 06, 2008, 10:08:02 PM
It got no bids, but it's now back up....

http://offer.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll


I offered $13.75 for it (I need the seat frame).
Title: Re: Oh dear god-read this auction ad!
Post by: Rameses on September 07, 2008, 02:28:49 AM
Quote from: someguy on September 06, 2008, 10:08:02 PM
It got no bids, but it's now back up....

http://offer.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll


I offered $13.75 for it (I need the seat frame).


Somebody outbid you...

...so I started bidding against them so I could tell you I'd sell you the seat frame.

I got to $250 before I got bored.   :-\