So far
me moto is 5/5
5 discussions or tentative plans to go to california
and
5 crashes
I stopped after 4 because I determined the california border curse was real
then
a year later
Jbubble is scheduled to visit
but I have to go to Texas for the hurricane
she is using my bike for the week
then we talk about me visiting her in cali when I get back since I missed her in Oregon
and bang
bike crash
5/5, the California Border Curse is real
I mean seriously people
if you don't wnat me to go to california just say so
I'm a big boy, I can take it
but
why you gotta take it out on me moto?
that's just rude
You gotta admit, I did a damn good job crashing it. I think JohnnyDucati (who was behind me) gave me a 10 on the landing.
[thumbsup]
weird stuff alright...
next time... don't talk about it, just go... [laugh]
Now stay out. ;D
Pull up to the border, turn around, back over the border (thus fooling the bike) and then continue on the ride.
The curse is real. Stay out.
sac
/can I stop training my horde of border patrolling raccoons now?
california is not the place you want to be...
Drive around California, enter Mexico, and return to the states through Cali. That'll fool the curse. ;D
Quote from: herm on September 10, 2008, 07:03:18 PM
california is not the place you want to be...
(http://crankypm.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/30/obiwanmindtrick.jpg)
You forgot that part...
Quote from: herm on September 10, 2008, 07:03:18 PM
california is not the place you want to be...
These fine folks beg to differ:
(http://www.prewarbuick.com/img/features/jed_clampetts_buick/b472f7e0.jpg)
Quote from: Rameses on September 10, 2008, 10:30:57 PM
You forgot that part...
hahahaha...........but i was thinking that when i posted [laugh]
Quote from: SacDuc on September 10, 2008, 11:48:25 PM
These fine folks beg to differ:
(http://www.prewarbuick.com/img/features/jed_clampetts_buick/b472f7e0.jpg)
thank you for helping make my point ;)
do you have no other way of getting to cali?
did you get rid of the cage?
can't you hitchhike?
Oh, I thought maybe Bubble gave you the "I just wanna be friends" talk. Phew. [thumbsup]
(sorry about the crash)
Let me know if you are going to be in Texas long.... still owe ya some beers for the rearsets [thumbsup]
Quote from: factorPlayer on September 11, 2008, 11:14:12 AM
Let me know if you are going to be in Texas long.... still owe ya some beers for the rearsets [thumbsup]
I made it out of the great state of texas
I may go back if nature decides to tear you guys an ass
y'all do things...different, than the rest of the country
Oh, I thought you were talking about how relieved you were when you realized your moodiness was just PMS.
Quote from: Ducatista on September 11, 2008, 07:21:56 PM
Oh, I thought you were talking about how relieved you were when you realized your moodiness was just PMS.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Are you sure you've never met Mother?
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
maybe they thought you were a canuck?
SOB
see talking about this just makes the curse more angry
I hit a make the beast with two backsing deer tonight
shit!!!
Quote from: Mother on September 12, 2008, 12:21:31 AM
SOB
see talking about this just makes the curse more angry
I hit a make the beast with two backsing deer tonight
shit!!!
You OK?
Quote from: ducpainter on September 12, 2008, 04:12:59 AM
You OK?
me?
I'm fine
Deer isn't
and my jeep is now bent up like my bike
Part of the curse is packs of animals
packs of raccoons
and now
packs of deerses
I missed the first one and took out the second one
[bang]
Quote from: Mother on September 12, 2008, 04:18:36 AM
me?
I'm fine
Deer isn't
and my jeep is now bent up like my bike
Part of the curse is packs of animals
packs of raccoons
and now
packs of deerses
I missed the first one and took out the second one
[bang]
Is it still drivable?
If so look at the bright side.
If not...
you're a ....
pedestrian.
Quote from: ducpainter on September 12, 2008, 04:23:37 AM
Is it still drivable?
If so look at the bright side.
If not...
you're a ....
pedestrian.
[laugh]
you funny guy
oh it is driveable, super minor damage
it was a little yearling i'm guessing and it mostly took tire
my 35's made short work of bambi
deer veal.... ;)
Quote from: ducpainter on September 12, 2008, 04:56:40 AM
deer veal.... ;)
With an interesting tenderizing method/tread pattern... "Nope, that's not the shape of my grill bed..."
JM
;D
I hadn't even finished inspecting for damage and 3 firefolk jumped in a pickup and took off for the scene of the slaying...savages
Quote from: Mother on September 12, 2008, 05:03:21 AM
;D
I hadn't even finished inspecting for damage and 3 firefolk jumped in a pickup and took off for the scene of the slaying...savages
i keep saying that the guys that get into that line of work are gore-mongers ;D
so was bambi salvageable?
what a drag mother.........
maybe you can go back to texas for ike........makke a bundle to pay for your repairs.
good luck!