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I know I bloody wouldn't!

VIRGIN! (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/633066/model-to-sell-virginity-for-1-8m)

Can't say I'd pay that much for a beginner......
If indeed she is.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

But, just saying, she would want to do everything and anything.

If you know what I mean.  ;)

Hmmmm, aint that prostitution??? Money for sex?? ;D

Or is that marriage!!! ;) [roll]

I'm now outa here before MyLittleDuc reads this!! [laugh] [cheeky]

you'd better hope to christ it is a "She"   :o

Only if I wanted to go for a row on Lake Placid.

Dam it. She is one of my virgins gone missing....  ;D

OOohhh well can't keep them all.....  ;D

+1  [thumbsup]

you can still do a hell of a lot of great stuff in bed and still be classified a virgin!

and let's be real....the only bloke who really wants a virgin is one who knows he's so bad in bed that he cannot be compared to previous lovers without looking like the dud he is.

Or one who's sexual tendencies are so strange that he needs someone inexperienced so that he can tell them that it really is normal to only be able to perform whilst a Macaw screeches 'God save the Queen' in the background.

I hate virgins! - they don't understand just how magnificent I am!!!!!  ;D

MMmmmm different tsck for me Spider....  [roll]

I love virgins cause they think that I am the Casanova of lovers cause they don't know any different.....  [cheeky]  [laugh]

And of course I am a great Casanova....  ;D

To BigT and the Arachnid...............................

Uhuh uhuh, yep yep suuuuurrrrreeee. Such studs. [roll] ;D [laugh]

marriage = hire purchase. ;D
we're all paying, one way or another! ;)


paul.

Yep, here's a good example

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After 5 years of marriage, Paul McCartney paid Heather Mills $49 million. Assuming he had sex with her every night during their relationship it cost him $26,849 per time.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, charges $4,000 an hour.

Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no pregnant doging and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her.

All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes renting makes far more sense

mmm reminds me of a joke...... A young man picks up a lady and she whispers in his ear give me 8 inches and hurt me!!
                                               so the young man _ _cks her twice and preceeds to smash her head in with a brick (a virgin wouldnt know any better!! ;D)

P.S I apologize for the vulgarity of the aforementioned joke and do not condone using such language often!!

Dos, many years ago before her death (I do have SOME class) I used to say the same thing about Princess Diana....the mathematics are amazing.

However...a great woman is PRICELESS.

(can you tell I'm deeply in love at the moment! - I make myself sick!)

Is that why you're stalking me at work and leaving notes on my bike?

 DosVerde you forget After 2 years of marriage there is no sex :-[ so your calculations are not consistent with reality, the cost compounds as the years roll on and you figures need to be refreshed. after 14 years you look for something ells to tickle you fancy, may be a D16RR  [evil]

You must be doing something wrong.  :P

Yeh they are called Kids  ;D

when put in that context Dock....

the D16 is a very affordable 'ride', cause I guarantee that if you ride anything else it will cost you a heap more than that.



Dos, should have turned the note over - there was an erotic drawing I did for you too  ;)

True that spider ,that why I stick with thing that have a twin pulse to get my thrills [thumbsup]

Agree..... My parting with my ex some 14 years ago cost me more than a D16 at todays prices...... [bang]  [bang]

If only you knew back then what you know now Trev  [roll]

Its the Jellybean Jar Exercise aint it??

Before marriage 1root = 1 jellybean in the jar!! [thumbsup]

After marriage 1 root = take 1 jellybean out!! ???

You will never, ever empty the jar!! [laugh] :'(

I'm with you Doc, gimme my bike and my shed/garage and some  [beer].  [moto]

im with you there big t , i wasnt getting any sex cause every one else was , so traded that model in , got a nice red one now and even with two billy lids life couldnt be better and she love the duc [thumbsup]

YEP! Maried for almost 15 years, Wife and two bikes!


Guess who gets riden more often????


You got it! ;D [moto] [moto]

And she questions why I'm always on my bikes. ;D [moto] ;D [moto]


Rob

Don't worry, the calculations take into account that in the first 2 years of marriage, sex occurs on average of 4 times a day, that's consistant with reality isn't it Dock?

Actually, they aren't my figures, It was an email that went around recently. Just Google "Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen" and you will see the pics...

Indeed Dock..... But learnt my lesson. Haven't made the same mistake twice.....  [thumbsup]  [thumbsup]

My first jar is full and I'm fill my second jar now dragon....  [thumbsup]

And Bazz I'm with you man...  "I wasnt getting any sex cause every one else was (well my EX best mate)"...  >:(

I bet you get the "you love that bike more than me dont you"  

Funny how we can be pleasured all day by your bikes and still want to caress it afterwards  [laugh]

i know one thing dock if wifie reads your last post it,ll be long time between drink  [laugh]

14 years Bazz 14 years there aint nothing she dont know about me  [thumbsup]

it's been 12 days since I threw my leg over....I'm going nuts.....however the end is in sight...

I pick her up from the mechanics in a few hours  ;D

Oh Mama!  :o :o :o

That would piss anyone off!  >:(

Nearly as bad as my best mate catching his ex with his 2 of his best mates, at the same time.  [roll] >:(