Title: O/T: Duckwrench to race again. Race Report. Post by: duckwrench13 on September 18, 2008, 09:58:37 AM Yep, you read that right. Nope, it won't be on the Ducati. Heck, it won't even have a motor!
It's Cyclocross season again. Cyclocross? What's that, you ask? It's essentially a Steeplechase with bicycles. Short courses, barriers, run-ups, mud, sand, mud, gravel, mud, pavement, mud, all on 35mm tires and no suspension! Races average 40 minutes in length...and that's 40 minutes of pure anaerobic hell! For more info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyclo-cross I will need some help though. I'll need a couple of folks to crew for me. Nothing super technical, mainly just an extra set of hands to help me out. The race is on September 27th, in Fairfax, CA. http://www.bikereg.com/events/register.asp?eventid=6972 Come on out, and help support a good cause. ALL proceeds from this event will benefit White Hill Middle School in Fairfax. And more importantly, and far more entertaining, watch me crash [bang], get my arse handed to me [puke], crash some more [bang], and wonder what drives a person to take up this sport. [laugh] [laugh] And as all things Euro, there will most likely be an abundance of coffee [coffee], food [popcorn] [bacon], and beer [drink] [beer]!! So come on out, bring your whistles and cowbells, and come see the bastard child of the cycling world in all it's glory. Besides, it'll make for a nice ride [moto] through Marin.[thumbsup] --------------EDIT---------------- Maria can't make it out with me, so I need a person or two to run a pit for me. Nothing too complex, really just someone to hold a spare set of wheels for me during the race. And if someone could be the shutter-bug on the spot for me, that'd be great! Let me know if you can help out, and I'll get you all the details. I'll have room in the truck too, if you want to ride up. Title: Re: Duckwrench to race again! Post by: desmoquattro on September 18, 2008, 10:00:06 AM Glad to see you're back in action [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Duckwrench to race again! Post by: MendoDave on September 18, 2008, 10:17:18 AM Did you say Bacon?
Title: Re: Duckwrench to race again! Post by: Desmostro on September 18, 2008, 12:09:50 PM w00t [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Duckwrench to race again! Post by: CharliesAngel on September 18, 2008, 03:00:46 PM Sorry DW, won't be able to make the 27th - big golf match set up over a month ago! Good luck, kick butt, hope those bruises won't be too scary! ;D [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Duckwrench to race again! Post by: duckwrench13 on September 18, 2008, 05:03:11 PM Did you say Bacon? Probably waffles too! (It's a Belgian thing.) Title: Re: Duckwrench to race again! Post by: Labbedds on September 18, 2008, 10:13:32 PM Ride like the wind buddy
Title: Re: O/T: Duckwrench to race again! Post by: DanTheMan on September 19, 2008, 11:13:59 AM Good luck
Ride Fast Take Chances Title: Re: O/T: Duckwrench to race again! Post by: somegirl on September 19, 2008, 12:18:14 PM Have a great race! (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/transport028.gif)
Are you doing the Super Prestige Series (http://www.pilarcitos.com/2008Cross.htm) too? Title: Re: O/T: Duckwrench to race again! Post by: duckwrench13 on September 19, 2008, 12:42:48 PM Have a great race! (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/transport028.gif) Are you doing the Super Prestige Series (http://www.pilarcitos.com/2008Cross.htm) too? It's on the schedule, but first I need to see how out of shape I really am. [cheeky] I'm doing Fairfax to gauge my recovery. If I come out of this race no more beat up than one should be from 'cross [puke], then I'll do the SP Series too. Title: Re: O/T: Duckwrench to race again. I need your help. Post by: duckwrench13 on September 23, 2008, 08:58:11 PM bump.
I need some help on Saturday... Maria can't make it. Details in the main post. Title: Re: O/T: Duckwrench to race again. I need your help. Post by: somegirl on September 25, 2008, 08:05:51 AM sorry, I've got plans for saturday, but I can post on my bicycle board and see if anyone will be around, if you like.
Title: Re: O/T: Duckwrench to race again. I need your help. Post by: Desmostro on September 25, 2008, 11:08:45 AM Em and I can help ya out a bit. [thumbsup]
Title: Re: O/T: Duckwrench to race again. I need your help. Post by: duckwrench13 on September 27, 2008, 10:05:17 AM So, for reasons beyond my control, the race didn't happen for me. >:( I won't bore you with trivial details, but I will leave it at this: My drunken downstairs neighbor is at the root of this incident. [bang] [bang] [bang] >:( >:( >:(
This was going to be a prep race for me anyway, sp I could gauge my fitness/skills before the start of the Bay Area Super Prestige Series on October 19th. Oh, well... :P So the series kicks off on the 19th, at McClaren Park, here in SF. I'll put up details in a week or so. Title: Re: O/T: Duckwrench to race again. Race Report. Post by: enzo on September 27, 2008, 06:35:48 PM Doesn't Maria have some kind of leather get-up and gag ball you can use when you need to "put him away" for a while?
Title: Re: O/T: Duckwrench to race again. Race Report. Post by: duckwrench13 on September 27, 2008, 09:17:35 PM Doesn't Maria have some kind of leather get-up and gag ball you can use when you need to "put him away" for a while? He usually puts himself away....in a bottle. :P Title: Re: O/T: Duckwrench to race again. Race Report. Post by: duckwrench13 on September 28, 2008, 09:56:11 PM He usually puts himself away....in a bottle. :P And therein lies the problem. [bang] Title: Re: O/T: Duckwrench to race again. Race Report. Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 28, 2008, 09:58:04 PM And therein lies the problem. [bang] Quoting yourself? [cheeky] Title: Re: O/T: Duckwrench to race again. Race Report. Post by: desmoquattro on September 28, 2008, 10:02:06 PM Quoting yourself? [cheeky] Next thing you know he'll be referring to himself in the third person... ;D Title: Re: O/T: Duckwrench to race again. Race Report. Post by: duckwrench13 on September 29, 2008, 07:53:25 AM Next thing you know he'll be referring to himself in the third person... ;D Nah, the troll downstairs does that enough for all of us. Some days I just wish he'd drink himself to death...NOW!! DW13 isn't bitter. DW13 is just fed up with the drunken troll living in his basement. "High Five!" (I'm sure one of you gets the joke.) Title: Re: O/T: Duckwrench to race again. Race Report. Post by: Desmostro on September 29, 2008, 08:19:14 AM I can hear him now...
'it puts the lotion on it's skin' [laugh] DW13, go away from there. Find another home/garage all tucked away in a cool place just for two. You don't need that. You need [bacon] Nah, the troll downstairs does that enough for all of us. Some days I just wish he'd drink himself to death...NOW!! DW13 isn't bitter. DW13 is just fed up with the drunken troll living in his basement. "High Five!" (I'm sure one of you gets the joke.) |