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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: Raux on September 19, 2008, 05:09:00 AM

Title: According to the U.S. Census Bureau
Post by: Raux on September 19, 2008, 05:09:00 AM
According to the U.S. Census Bureau:

9,374 people are having sex right now,

2,130 are kissing.

234 are getting head, and

1 lonely person is reading this.




You hang in there, Sunshine !!!
[bang]


Title: Re: According to the U.S. Census Bureau
Post by: erkishhorde on September 19, 2008, 06:57:17 AM
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Title: Re: According to the U.S. Census Bureau
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 19, 2008, 08:05:55 AM
Quote from: Raux on September 19, 2008, 05:09:00 AM
According to the U.S. Census Bureau:

9,374 people are having sex right now,

2,130 are kissing.

234 are getting head, and

1 lonely person is reading this.




You hang in there, Sunshine !!!
[bang]


So....what if I'm reading this while....er....nevermind.


Title: Re: According to the U.S. Census Bureau
Post by: DucPete on September 19, 2008, 09:36:08 AM
Who was the census bureau employee that want around counting those numbers? 

;D
Title: Re: According to the U.S. Census Bureau
Post by: lauramonster on September 21, 2008, 05:50:47 AM
It was the guy with the clipboard outside your bedroom window. 

You thought he was taking notes, but he was snickering behind that board! ;D