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Title: why Spidey hates boobies
Post by: Grampa on September 20, 2008, 08:28:18 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26796928/?GT1=43001

[laugh]
Title: Re: why Spidey hates boobies
Post by: red baron on September 20, 2008, 08:35:59 AM
 [laugh]


what a dumbass
Title: Re: why Spidey hates boobies
Post by: krolik on September 20, 2008, 12:04:56 PM
QuoteHe credited her for $534 toward his bill for services of various legal matters, the report said.

$534?!?  Did that include tips?

[laugh]
Title: Re: why Spidey hates boobies
Post by: NAKID on September 20, 2008, 12:10:24 PM
Quote from: krolik on September 20, 2008, 12:04:56 PM
$534?!?  Did that include tips?

[laugh]

Just one tip....  [laugh]
Title: Re: why Spidey hates boobies
Post by: Rameses on September 20, 2008, 12:40:37 PM
I don't understand why he's being suspended for this.

Do they want him to pay her for her services and then have her return the money as payment for his services instead?
Title: Re: why Spidey hates boobies
Post by: derby on September 20, 2008, 12:54:17 PM
Quote from: Rameses on September 20, 2008, 12:40:37 PM
I don't understand why he's being suspended for this.

Do they want him to pay her for her services and then have her return the money as payment for his services instead?

it might have something to do with the fact that his "client contended he touched her inappropriately during those dances, and she went to police in 2002 with sexual assault allegations."
Title: Re: why Spidey hates boobies
Post by: Rameses on September 20, 2008, 12:56:31 PM
Quote from: derby on September 20, 2008, 12:54:17 PM
it might have something to do with the fact that his "client contended he touched her inappropriately during those dances, and she went to police in 2002 with sexual assault allegations."


She can say whatever the hell she wants to, there were never any charges filed.
Title: Re: why Spidey hates boobies
Post by: derby on September 20, 2008, 01:06:38 PM
Quote from: Rameses on September 20, 2008, 12:56:31 PM

She can say whatever the hell she wants to, there were never any charges filed.

correct. but it seems like the Illinois Attorney Registration and Disciplinary Commission doesn't care for attorneys bartering services for... "favors".
Title: Re: why Spidey hates boobies
Post by: ducpainter on September 20, 2008, 01:26:24 PM
Quote from: derby on September 20, 2008, 01:06:38 PM
correct. but it seems like the Illinois Attorney Registration and Disciplinary Commission doesn't care for attorneys bartering services for... "favors".
Probably because he didn't pay taxes....

huh?   ;D
Title: Re: why Spidey hates boobies
Post by: Rameses on September 20, 2008, 01:30:02 PM
Quote from: derby on September 20, 2008, 01:06:38 PM
correct. but it seems like the Illinois Attorney Registration and Disciplinary Commission doesn't care for attorneys bartering services for... "favors".


He should've just claimed the work was pro boner.

*ba-dum-ching*
Title: Re: why Spidey hates boobies
Post by: Vindingo on September 20, 2008, 02:06:09 PM
Quote from: derby on September 20, 2008, 12:54:17 PM
"client contended he touched her inappropriately during those dances, and she went to police in 2002 with sexual assault allegations."   
^^^^  =   free lawyer services


That chick knew what she was doing. 
Title: Re: why Spidey hates boobies
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 20, 2008, 06:12:26 PM
Do girls who dance naked privately for men really expect they're not going to try to touch them?




not saying it's right, or okay....just expected....
Title: Re: why Spidey hates boobies
Post by: ducducgooseme on September 20, 2008, 06:48:29 PM
You sure it wasnt Statler?
Title: Re: why Spidey hates boobies
Post by: teddy037.2 on September 20, 2008, 07:28:42 PM
bahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!