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Title: Say It In Five Words
Post by: ScottRNelson on May 09, 2008, 05:41:54 AM
Yes, you can do it.

Some people really hated this thread when it surfaced years ago, and then just wouldn't go away.  But for old-time's sake, I'm reviving it.  The goal, of course, is to make one post with only five words in it to get your message across.  Discussions are frowned upon and word counts that don't come out to five are deserving of ridicule.  Even this description is really out of place, but probably necessary to avoid all of the other things that shouldn't be here.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: legrena on May 09, 2008, 06:28:40 AM
make the beast with two backs unfriendly bike riders.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: cyrus buelton on May 09, 2008, 06:31:44 AM
Ducpainter is similiar to Stalin.

;:| ;:| ;:| ;:|  ;D ;)
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: herm on May 09, 2008, 08:46:33 AM
the ducati monster forum rocks  8)
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: ducati_steve on May 09, 2008, 08:58:13 AM
Quote from: legrena on May 09, 2008, 06:28:40 AM
make the beast with two backs unfriendly bike riders.

That is only four words.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: ScottRNelson on May 09, 2008, 09:02:04 AM
And such crude words, too.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: ducpainter on May 09, 2008, 09:06:37 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 09, 2008, 06:31:44 AM
Ducpainter is similiar to Stalin.

;:| ;:| ;:| ;:|  ;D ;)
That's gonna cost you the next tab.... ;)
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Sinister on May 09, 2008, 09:08:44 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 09, 2008, 09:06:37 AM
That's gonna cost you the next tab.... ;)

That is six words, dummy.  ;:|
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: SacDuc on May 09, 2008, 09:09:21 AM
What Would Sac Duc Do?




;)
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: James.M on May 09, 2008, 09:09:45 AM
I need a beer & something nekked!
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: ScottRNelson on May 09, 2008, 09:11:10 AM
Quote from: Sinister on May 09, 2008, 09:08:44 AM
That is six words, dummy.  ;:|
Actually, it was seven words.  ;)
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: COWBOY on May 09, 2008, 09:17:13 AM
Babes, Bikes, Beer, and Brats

or

Boobies, what else is there?
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Rameses on May 09, 2008, 09:21:04 AM
Quote from: SacDuc on May 09, 2008, 09:09:21 AM
What Would Sac Duc Do?




;)


That's only one word though.   :-\
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: SacDuc on May 09, 2008, 09:22:54 AM
Quote from: Rameses on May 09, 2008, 09:21:04 AM

That's only one word though.   :-\


Just do it five times.   wt:
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: eltristo on May 09, 2008, 09:28:47 AM
Work sucks.  Let's go ride.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Rameses on May 09, 2008, 09:29:49 AM
Quote from: SacDuc on May 09, 2008, 09:22:54 AM

Just do it five times.   wt:


So she wants fifteen inches?   ;D
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Sinister on May 09, 2008, 09:29:56 AM
Quote from: ScottRNelson on May 09, 2008, 09:11:10 AM
Actually, it was seven words.  ;)

I am the stupid one. be::
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: COWBOY on May 09, 2008, 09:30:24 AM
Quote from: elTristo on May 09, 2008, 09:28:47 AM
Work sucks.  Let's go ride.

wt: wt: wt: wt: wt:
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Pakhan on May 09, 2008, 09:37:56 AM
five words is just silly
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: ducati_steve on May 09, 2008, 09:50:20 AM
It's Friday, I need out!
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: c_rex on May 09, 2008, 10:10:14 AM
It It It It It ?   ;D
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: DucHead on May 09, 2008, 10:13:15 AM
I have always liked Racer-X!!
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: ducati_steve on May 09, 2008, 10:22:04 AM
That's cutting it close, mister!
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: James.M on May 09, 2008, 10:26:57 AM
life sucks then you die!
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: ducpainter on May 09, 2008, 12:03:54 PM
Quote from: Sinister on May 09, 2008, 09:08:44 AM
That is six words, dummy.  ;:|
It was actually seven....

but I wasn't playing.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: optiato on May 09, 2008, 12:14:54 PM
Now I think in fives. :(
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: jclin on May 09, 2008, 02:01:05 PM
Do smiley's count as words?
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: VisceralReaction on May 09, 2008, 02:11:59 PM
It's Friday, time to drink dr::
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: DCXCV on May 09, 2008, 03:15:32 PM
Quote from: jclin on May 09, 2008, 02:01:05 PM
Do smiley's count as words?

Only if you write "Smiley"
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: tommys67 on May 09, 2008, 03:32:16 PM
I am not easily offended!
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Rob Hilding on May 09, 2008, 04:22:29 PM
Vertical Scope sucks donkey balls
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Duck-Stew on May 09, 2008, 04:34:01 PM
They just did not listen.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: herm on May 09, 2008, 05:10:06 PM
donate to ducati monster forum

wt:
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Porsche Monkey on May 09, 2008, 05:37:08 PM
DUCATI MONSTER LIST SUCKS NUTS
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Bad Kitty on May 09, 2008, 06:11:58 PM
Life is twisting the throttle!
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Bad Kitty on May 09, 2008, 06:12:41 PM
I love feeling the vibration!
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: AndrewNS on May 09, 2008, 06:31:47 PM
Pilot powers are too soft
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: ducpainter on May 09, 2008, 06:39:54 PM
Quote from: AndrewNS on May 09, 2008, 06:31:47 PM
Pilot powers are too soft
I do not think so.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: AndrewNS on May 09, 2008, 06:43:22 PM
They wear out too soon
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Goldeneye on May 09, 2008, 06:55:11 PM
Ducati Monster my perfect bike.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: ducpainter on May 09, 2008, 06:56:43 PM
Quote from: AndrewNS on May 09, 2008, 06:43:22 PM
They wear out too soon
all good tires wear fast.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: AndrewNS on May 09, 2008, 07:09:34 PM
Agreed, they stick pretty good
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: red baron on May 09, 2008, 07:14:38 PM
Thanks for the memories DML wt:
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: cyrus buelton on May 09, 2008, 07:42:50 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 09, 2008, 09:06:37 AM
That's gonna cost you the next tab.... ;)

That wasn't five words, Nate.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: red baron on May 09, 2008, 07:44:36 PM
Quote from: AndrewNS on May 09, 2008, 06:31:47 PM
Pilot powers are too soft

Try them two up riding.  >:(
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: ducpainter on May 09, 2008, 07:47:59 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 09, 2008, 07:42:50 PM
That wasn't five words, Nate.
It doesn't change the penalty.   ;D
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: cyrus buelton on May 09, 2008, 07:54:46 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 09, 2008, 07:47:59 PM
It doesn't change the penalty.   ;D

I was good on my word on the first meeting.

On a serious sappy note, it was pretty cool that we (read: me being a jackass) put aside out differences to hang out.

You really are an asshole just like me  ;D

I was about to make a trip out to MA in the next 2 weeks, but canceled due to my work load here.

However, I suppose I'll pick up the next tab.........

well vodka for you, though.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: red baron on May 09, 2008, 08:02:23 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 09, 2008, 07:54:46 PM
I was good on my word on the first meeting.

On a serious sappy note, it was pretty cool that we (read: me being a jackass) put aside out differences to hang out.

You really are an asshole just like me  ;D

I was about to make a trip out to MA in the next 2 weeks, but canceled due to my work load here.

However, I suppose I'll pick up the next tab.........

well vodka for you, though.


Agreed, proves you're both men. wt:
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: ducpainter on May 09, 2008, 08:05:09 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 09, 2008, 07:54:46 PM
I was good on my word on the first meeting.

On a serious sappy note, it was pretty cool that we (read: me being a jackass) put aside out differences to hang out.

You really are an asshole just like me  ;D

I was about to make a trip out to MA in the next 2 weeks, but canceled due to my work load here.

However, I suppose I'll pick up the next tab.........

well vodka for you, though.
This is the internet...

very often what is said is either done so poorly, or gets lost in text.

Yeah...I'm an idiot, but I can have fun with the best of them.   ;D

well vodka my ass.    be::
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: red baron on May 09, 2008, 08:06:37 PM
Vodka he's got plenty of. ;)
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: ducpainter on May 09, 2008, 08:20:06 PM
Quote from: red baron on May 09, 2008, 08:06:37 PM
Vodka he's got plenty of. ;)
Gourmet vodka from my friend.   wt:
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: cyrus buelton on May 09, 2008, 08:23:38 PM
Quote from: red baron on May 09, 2008, 08:02:23 PM

Agreed, proves you're both men. wt:

Well, I don't know about that........

According to Tiffer's (and most), I still act like a boy.......


Quote from: ducpainter on May 09, 2008, 08:05:09 PM
This is the internet...

very often what is said is either done so poorly, or gets lost in text.

Yeah...I'm an idiot, but I can have fun with the best of them.   ;D

well vodka my ass.    be::

For those of you who have not met Nate............he is a lot different in person; as am I.

Internet does screw up sarcasm, tone of voice, etc.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: red baron on May 09, 2008, 08:26:28 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 09, 2008, 08:23:38 PM
For those of you who have not met Nate............he is  "different" in person; as am I.


fixed it for ya cyrus ;:|
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: echelon on May 09, 2008, 08:28:17 PM
key, starter, clutch, throttle, GO!!!!!!
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: ducpainter on May 09, 2008, 08:28:58 PM
Quote from: red baron on May 09, 2008, 08:26:28 PM
fixed it for ya cyrus ;:|
You are a funny guy.    :-*
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: mstevens on May 09, 2008, 09:18:03 PM
I hate five word posts.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: mstevens on May 09, 2008, 09:18:28 PM
Five words is too few.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: mstevens on May 09, 2008, 09:18:52 PM
I just can't do it.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: mstevens on May 09, 2008, 09:19:11 PM
Guess I'll give up now.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: mstevens on May 09, 2008, 09:19:54 PM
Wait - was that post whoring?
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: red baron on May 09, 2008, 09:38:17 PM
nobody cares whore yourself out ;D
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: swerdna on May 09, 2008, 11:33:28 PM
Why not just two words?
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: herm on May 09, 2008, 11:45:43 PM
Quote from: swerdna on May 09, 2008, 11:33:28 PM
Why not just two words?

thats a whole different thread ;)
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Duck-Stew on May 10, 2008, 12:57:18 AM
on a whole different board
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Jobu on May 10, 2008, 01:04:29 AM
Quote from: Duck-Stew on May 10, 2008, 12:57:18 AM
on a whole different board

You mean the board that...
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 10, 2008, 02:10:50 AM
I GOT MY BIKE BACK!!!!!!!


:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Rameses on May 10, 2008, 02:15:56 AM
I'm new again, where wuzzit?
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: herm on May 10, 2008, 08:21:12 AM
Quote from: Duck-Stew on May 10, 2008, 12:57:18 AM
on a whole different board

but it could be here  ;)
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Timmy Tucker on May 10, 2008, 08:54:48 AM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on May 10, 2008, 02:10:50 AM
I GOT MY BIKE BACK!!!!!!!


:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Where did your bike go?
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: COWBOY on May 10, 2008, 01:00:26 PM
Timmy the avatar is great.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: hooligan machinist on May 10, 2008, 01:06:33 PM
Couldn't think of five words.










;D
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: c_rex on May 10, 2008, 05:04:18 PM
This is the fifth page.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Rev. Millertime on May 10, 2008, 05:10:03 PM
I wanna ride my bike!
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: AndrewNS on May 10, 2008, 05:17:35 PM
Rain really sucks on weekends
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Rev. Millertime on May 10, 2008, 05:19:14 PM
Quote from: AndrewNS on May 10, 2008, 05:17:35 PM
Rain really sucks on weekends

Think that's bad? Try snow!
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Monstermash on May 10, 2008, 07:50:30 PM
I Don't think I can do this.

See? I told you so..... ;:|
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 10, 2008, 07:57:37 PM
...and she's still leaking oil.


:-\ :-\  :( >:( :'(
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Timmy Tucker on May 10, 2008, 07:59:48 PM
Quote from: COWBOY on May 10, 2008, 01:00:26 PM
Timmy the avatar is great.

Thanks, stole it from ADV.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: ducpainter on May 10, 2008, 08:00:20 PM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on May 10, 2008, 07:57:37 PM
...and she's still leaking oil.


:-\ :-\  :( >:( :'(
don't go postal on us.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Rev. Millertime on May 10, 2008, 08:00:40 PM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on May 10, 2008, 07:57:37 PM
...and she's still leaking oil.


:-\ :-\  :( >:( :'(

That sucks harry balls mang.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 10, 2008, 08:03:50 PM
Quote from: Rev. Millertime on May 10, 2008, 08:00:40 PM
That sucks harry balls mang.

it sucks the big kahuna!

:(
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Rev. Millertime on May 10, 2008, 08:05:15 PM
You want me hurt someone?


Just send a plane ticket.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: TiNi on May 11, 2008, 07:23:38 AM
reminder: mother's day is today  ;)
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: AndrewNS on May 11, 2008, 12:13:30 PM
take her to the track
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Rev. Millertime on May 11, 2008, 12:15:02 PM
Quote from: AndrewNS on May 11, 2008, 12:13:30 PM
take her to the track

That's not a bad idea!
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: eltristo on May 11, 2008, 12:25:45 PM
I think I am dead.


I have nothing to add.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: TiNi on May 11, 2008, 03:41:26 PM
you just did silly goose  [laugh]
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Mac_48 on May 11, 2008, 03:57:46 PM
my spoon is too big
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: enzo on May 11, 2008, 07:46:18 PM
Stepmom had Mother's Day trackday.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 11, 2008, 08:13:40 PM
I am bored. and hungry.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: TiNi on May 12, 2008, 03:56:44 AM
good morning ducati monster forum  [coffee]
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Xiphias on May 12, 2008, 04:07:49 AM

Ground control to Major Tom
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Mac_48 on May 13, 2008, 09:46:18 PM
I am fat and sassy
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 13, 2008, 09:50:06 PM
no modification will go unpunished.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: mags on May 13, 2008, 10:00:35 PM
track bike equals money pit
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: AndrewNS on May 14, 2008, 04:10:21 AM
no truer words ever spoken
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: S4ROB on May 14, 2008, 05:24:17 AM
how to make $$$$$ fast
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: kellsduc on May 14, 2008, 05:56:31 AM
playing hookey from work today [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on May 14, 2008, 06:01:22 AM
my chain needs adjustment again
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Galway_Girl on May 14, 2008, 08:32:31 AM
oil spills make me sad :'(
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Shortie on May 14, 2008, 08:45:12 AM
I want thai food now!
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: TiNi on May 14, 2008, 09:04:44 AM
i like thai food too  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Shortie on May 14, 2008, 09:27:08 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on May 14, 2008, 09:04:44 AM
i like thai food too  [thumbsup]

Spicy pad thai with chicken  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: TiNi on May 14, 2008, 09:30:54 AM
Quote from: hangin_biposto on May 14, 2008, 09:27:08 AM
Spicy pad thai with chicken  [thumbsup]

now i want pad thai  :-\  :)
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Shortie on May 14, 2008, 10:12:56 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on May 14, 2008, 09:30:54 AM
now i want pad thai  :-\  :)

Sorry! Lunch was good though!
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: hypurone on May 14, 2008, 01:53:00 PM
Ridin' like I stole it!  [evil]
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: junior varsity on May 14, 2008, 02:28:02 PM
stars: give me more now.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: mstevens on May 14, 2008, 02:35:17 PM
Hey, you guys got lunch?
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: junior varsity on May 14, 2008, 02:40:19 PM
i already ate comfort food
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: ducducgooseme on May 14, 2008, 02:41:02 PM
Quote from: mstevens on May 14, 2008, 02:35:17 PM
Hey, you guys got lunch?

yep, boar's balls ok mstevens?
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Duck-Stew on May 14, 2008, 03:08:07 PM
New Challenger needs a stick.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: jclin on May 14, 2008, 03:24:48 PM
Need aspirin for my head.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: swerdna on May 14, 2008, 03:27:29 PM
I need more words for
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Duc L'Smart on May 14, 2008, 04:41:51 PM
I do enjoy this thread  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: TiNi on May 14, 2008, 04:43:53 PM
remember the two words thread?
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: SacDuc on May 14, 2008, 05:04:39 PM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on May 14, 2008, 04:43:53 PM
remember the two words thread?

I do.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Duc L'Smart on May 14, 2008, 05:08:01 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on May 14, 2008, 05:04:39 PM
I do.

This is not it, SacDuc.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: SacDuc on May 14, 2008, 05:10:14 PM
Quote from: Duc L'Smart on May 14, 2008, 05:08:01 PM
This is not it, SacDuc.

You sure?
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: TiNi on May 14, 2008, 05:11:32 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on May 14, 2008, 05:04:39 PM
I do.

Quote from: SacDuc on May 14, 2008, 05:10:14 PM
You sure?

definitely the five words thread  [laugh]
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: SacDuc on May 14, 2008, 05:16:20 PM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on May 14, 2008, 05:11:32 PM
definitely the five words thread  [laugh]


Really? Wow.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Duc L'Smart on May 14, 2008, 05:17:50 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on May 14, 2008, 05:16:20 PM
Really? Wow.

We can imagine your surprise...
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: TiNi on May 14, 2008, 05:21:32 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on May 14, 2008, 05:16:20 PM
Really? Wow.

not that into the five?
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: SacDuc on May 14, 2008, 05:37:12 PM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on May 14, 2008, 05:21:32 PM
not that into the five?


Two's nice.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: powerhammer on May 14, 2008, 07:23:17 PM
i hate my make the beast with two backsing job.

and

make the beast with two backs yea for grad school

this fall theatre near you
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: AndrewNS on May 14, 2008, 07:33:27 PM
Anyone know where toasty is?  [coffee]
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: powerhammer on May 14, 2008, 07:42:15 PM
how do you turn off


the dirty word censor here
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: mstevens on May 14, 2008, 07:43:37 PM
Quote from: ducducgooseme on May 14, 2008, 02:41:02 PM
yep, boar's balls ok mstevens?

Suddenly I'm no longer hungry.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 14, 2008, 10:28:10 PM
SacDuc commited several party fouls.


...and I should be asleep. :(
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: mags on May 14, 2008, 10:39:23 PM
I am very sleepy too...

...but must finish "Top Model".
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 14, 2008, 10:47:47 PM
Quote from: mags on May 14, 2008, 10:39:23 PM
I am very sleepy too...

...but must finish "Top Model".

you don't work at 2.  ;)
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: swerdna on May 14, 2008, 11:00:52 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on May 14, 2008, 05:37:12 PM

Two's nice.

Revolt begins!!!
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: mags on May 14, 2008, 11:04:13 PM
Quote from: mags on May 14, 2008, 10:39:23 PM

...but must finish "Top Model".

The plus size model won!
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: swerdna on May 14, 2008, 11:07:00 PM
Quote from: mags on May 14, 2008, 11:04:13 PM
The plus size model won!

No wai!!!
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: swerdna on May 14, 2008, 11:08:54 PM
Is size 12 plus sized?

linkey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitney_Thompson)
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: eltristo on May 15, 2008, 12:00:51 AM
i dunno.  but curvy = good. 


Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: S4ROB on May 15, 2008, 07:28:52 AM
Quote from: S4ROB on May 14, 2008, 05:24:17 AM
how to make $$$$$ fast

hold shift and four key
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: ryandalling on May 15, 2008, 07:33:34 AM
I have the most nutz.  ;D
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: kellsduc on May 15, 2008, 07:39:42 AM
it is already hot today
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: jclin on May 15, 2008, 02:05:51 PM
Top Model is bad TV.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: SacDuc on May 15, 2008, 02:11:14 PM
Quote from: swerdna on May 14, 2008, 11:00:52 PM
Revolt begins!!!

VIVA LA REVOLUCIÃ"N DEL DOS!

Wait, I'm doing this wrong.


GO TWO!!!
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: junior varsity on May 15, 2008, 02:11:55 PM
Happy Hour at Sonic goodness.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Drunken Monkey on May 15, 2008, 02:21:42 PM
two words sucks monkey balls

wait, that sounds kinda nice

never mind  :-[
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: junior varsity on May 15, 2008, 02:23:50 PM
who is this two-words?




and is she available tonight?





Inappropriate? Yes, a little bit.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: AndrewNS on May 15, 2008, 07:42:44 PM
Don't flirt with minor words
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Stella on May 16, 2008, 03:26:15 PM
My last day today - YAY!!!!!!    [beer]         [drink]            [drink]             [drink]              [drink]               [drink]             [drink]               [drink]                [drink]               [wine]                 [wine]                   [wine]                [wine]              [beer]                 [beer]                   [beer]                    [beer]                 [beer]               [beer]                   [beer]                  [beer]
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Randimus Maximus on May 16, 2008, 03:29:03 PM
You're not excited, are you?  ;D

[beer]
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: raulduke on May 16, 2008, 03:34:19 PM
TURN OFF COMPUTER, GO RIDING. [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Stella on May 16, 2008, 03:34:43 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on May 16, 2008, 03:29:03 PM
You're not excited, are you?  ;D

[beer]

More so in about 45
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Stella on May 16, 2008, 03:35:31 PM
Quote from: raulduke on May 16, 2008, 03:34:19 PM
TURN OFF COMPUTER, GO RIDING. [thumbsup]

Bike in shop for service.    :-\
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Randimus Maximus on May 16, 2008, 03:41:53 PM
Picking up Stella's bike tomorrow  [thumbsup]  ;D
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Bick on May 16, 2008, 04:45:23 PM
Quote from: Stella on May 16, 2008, 03:26:15 PM
My last day today - YAY!!!!!!    [beer]         [drink]            [drink]             [drink]              [drink]               [drink]             [drink]               [drink]                [drink]               [wine]                 [wine]                   [wine]                [wine]              [beer]                 [beer]                   [beer]                    [beer]                 [beer]               [beer]                   [beer]                  [beer]

Congratulations on your bold move!
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: m0t0g0th on May 16, 2008, 04:55:01 PM
Remind me, rubber side down?
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: AndrewNS on May 16, 2008, 05:27:02 PM
or maybe shiny side up?
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: mstevens on May 16, 2008, 05:37:30 PM
Isn't this getting old yet?
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: swerdna on May 16, 2008, 11:09:06 PM
Quote from: mstevens on May 16, 2008, 05:37:30 PM
Isn't this getting old yet?

Huh? What's getting old now?
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: powerhammer on May 17, 2008, 02:01:19 AM
Just saw Mindless Self Indulgence
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: junior varsity on May 17, 2008, 08:39:08 AM
Watched Rocky again last night...
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Goldeneye on May 17, 2008, 01:36:52 PM
Finished my first six hundred!  [thumbsup] [moto]
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Duc L'Smart on May 17, 2008, 08:30:51 PM
Beautiful day in the neighborhood  ;D
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: marvellous on May 17, 2008, 08:57:46 PM
Have I offended you yet, pregnant dog?

To no one in particular...

I kinda like this game...


Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: jclin on May 19, 2008, 03:36:05 PM
I hate when nothing works
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 19, 2008, 09:58:18 PM
me likey the belgian ales
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Randimus Maximus on May 19, 2008, 10:11:26 PM
any belgian ale in particular?
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 19, 2008, 10:18:27 PM
augustijn tonight; piraat was yesterday.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: TiNi on May 20, 2008, 04:04:43 AM
i really love good coffee  [coffee]
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Got Duc on May 20, 2008, 04:09:40 AM
The cops are behind you
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: somegirl on May 20, 2008, 07:20:39 AM
boring conference call this morning [coffee]
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: junior varsity on May 20, 2008, 07:52:30 AM
having to invent work today
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: herm on May 20, 2008, 08:09:23 AM
taking truck to the shop
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: herm on May 20, 2008, 08:10:19 AM
front brakes, transmission work,.......ouch  :P
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: TiNi on May 20, 2008, 09:18:44 AM
Quote from: GotDuc on May 20, 2008, 04:09:40 AM
The cops are behind you

what did i do wrong?
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Got Duc on May 20, 2008, 11:46:33 AM
They gave me a ticket!
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: TiNi on May 20, 2008, 11:49:20 AM
for speeding i will assume  [evil]
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: junior varsity on May 20, 2008, 11:54:26 AM
motorcycle - seat belt law infraction
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Got Duc on May 20, 2008, 02:44:27 PM
i keep it under eighty  [evil]
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: swerdna on May 20, 2008, 02:56:10 PM
Quote from: GotDuc on May 20, 2008, 02:44:27 PM
i keep it under eighty  [evil]

except for when i don't
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Got Duc on May 20, 2008, 03:13:28 PM
Bail was one hundred fifty  :(
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Randimus Maximus on May 20, 2008, 03:16:07 PM
went to the pokey, eh?
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Got Duc on May 20, 2008, 03:16:50 PM
Have to see the judge
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Got Duc on May 20, 2008, 03:17:56 PM
Points on license are coming
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Randimus Maximus on May 20, 2008, 03:21:35 PM
riding time to be limited?
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Got Duc on May 20, 2008, 03:23:26 PM
Can't ride with cuffs on
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Got Duc on May 20, 2008, 03:23:55 PM
gotta go more fun later...
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: TiNi on May 20, 2008, 03:44:25 PM
Quote from: GotDuc on May 20, 2008, 03:13:28 PM
Bail was one hundred fifty  :(
Quote from: GotDuc on May 20, 2008, 03:16:50 PM
Have to see the judge
Quote from: GotDuc on May 20, 2008, 03:17:56 PM
Points on license are coming
Quote from: GotDuc on May 20, 2008, 03:23:26 PM
Can't ride with cuffs on

holy crap you speed demon  [evil]

Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: AndrewNS on May 20, 2008, 06:15:53 PM
most of us rejected VS-DML
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: junior varsity on May 20, 2008, 07:09:09 PM
DMF = dumb mother f...     wait.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: zarn02 on May 20, 2008, 07:14:58 PM
moving to south korea soon.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Got Duc on May 20, 2008, 07:32:58 PM
I'm back lets play more
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: junior varsity on May 20, 2008, 07:34:15 PM
play: "try the back door"
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Got Duc on May 20, 2008, 07:43:56 PM
Your honor my client is....
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: echelon on May 21, 2008, 03:14:39 PM
game canceled due to weather  :'(
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Duc L'Smart on May 24, 2008, 06:51:37 AM
What happened to this thread?!?
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Randimus Maximus on May 24, 2008, 07:14:11 AM
everyone went out to ride  [moto]  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Randimus Maximus on May 24, 2008, 07:14:45 AM
which is what I'm doing  ;D
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: TiNi on May 24, 2008, 07:25:24 AM
so will i, after gardening  :)
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Randimus Maximus on May 24, 2008, 03:59:14 PM
just got home, wonderful ride  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: AndrewNS on May 24, 2008, 04:32:30 PM
This thread will not die!
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Got Duc on May 24, 2008, 07:25:17 PM
what are you planting mel?
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: echelon on May 24, 2008, 08:00:11 PM
20th Anniversary DOCC Mosport Festival !!!

(went today - it rocked)
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Randimus Maximus on May 25, 2008, 07:10:26 AM
another beautiful day in Denver  [thumbsup] ;D
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: TiNi on May 26, 2008, 06:33:42 AM
Quote from: GotDuc on May 24, 2008, 07:25:17 PM
what are you planting mel?

parsley, basil, cilantro, cherry tomatoes
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: TiNi on May 26, 2008, 06:35:38 AM
Quote from: GotDuc on May 24, 2008, 07:25:17 PM
what are you planting mel?

salad greens, swiss chard, nasturtium
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: MuscovyDuc on May 26, 2008, 07:25:02 AM
I might possibly poop today
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: eltristo on May 26, 2008, 08:53:55 AM
Quote from: MuscovyDuc on May 26, 2008, 07:25:02 AM
I might possibly poop today

That's some handy information.  Thanks!  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Got Duc on May 26, 2008, 09:40:37 AM
sounds like a good garden
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: eyeboy on May 26, 2008, 10:23:29 AM
my girl really likes bananas
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: echelon on May 26, 2008, 10:28:30 AM
2007 S4Rs demo ride tomorrow  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: MuscovyDuc on May 26, 2008, 10:41:40 AM
Quote from: MuscovyDuc on May 26, 2008, 07:25:02 AM
I might possibly poop today

Yep, I certainly pooped today ;D
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: eyeboy on May 26, 2008, 10:47:18 AM
Quote from: MuscovyDuc on May 26, 2008, 10:41:40 AM
Yep, I certainly pooped today ;D

didn't really need to know
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: AndrewNS on May 26, 2008, 07:02:13 PM
Run that post count up!
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Got Duc on May 26, 2008, 07:09:12 PM
post whoring at its finest!  ;D
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Randimus Maximus on May 26, 2008, 08:22:59 PM
Another Detroit Red Wings victory!
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: AndrewNS on May 27, 2008, 08:08:20 PM
Still hoping for the Penguins....
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: junior varsity on May 27, 2008, 08:10:27 PM
more rain today, and tomorrow?
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: powerhammer on May 27, 2008, 08:19:08 PM
The Wings will win it.   [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Got Duc on May 28, 2008, 02:59:13 AM
No rain here, just sun  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: junior varsity on May 28, 2008, 05:00:09 AM
90°+ Time to fix A.C.!
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: AndrewNS on May 28, 2008, 06:31:35 PM
Bikes don't really need AC.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: StrikeJollyRoger on May 28, 2008, 06:34:26 PM
I can't wait for summer.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: junior varsity on May 28, 2008, 07:31:11 PM
come to memphis, its here.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: MuscovyDuc on May 28, 2008, 07:37:04 PM
Kansas too, It's plenty hot
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: legrena on May 29, 2008, 02:37:51 PM
Thanks for editing my post.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Ohmic on May 29, 2008, 04:24:08 PM
Ducati Monster Forum is it!
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: AndrewNS on May 30, 2008, 03:48:03 AM
Friday - should I skip work?
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: MuscovyDuc on May 30, 2008, 04:28:39 AM
I'm starting a local Board [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on May 30, 2008, 06:13:13 AM
weekennd`s here time to ride
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Got Duc on May 31, 2008, 01:33:23 PM
no riding, rain is coming
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: AndrewNS on May 31, 2008, 05:51:25 PM
rained at the track today  :'(
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: TiNi on June 10, 2008, 03:52:33 AM
what a nice new logo  [clap]
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on June 10, 2008, 04:11:00 AM
My employees drive me crazy
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: junior varsity on June 10, 2008, 04:51:53 AM
no more toilet paper? SHIT.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: 38 OFF on June 10, 2008, 07:06:50 AM
I hate my make the beast with two backsing neighbors.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Got Duc on June 10, 2008, 07:32:06 AM
Way too many words dude!
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: cmorgan47 on June 10, 2008, 07:36:16 AM
ship my red 696. 

damn.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: LYD on June 10, 2008, 02:41:45 PM
Quote from: cmorgan47 on June 10, 2008, 07:36:16 AM
ship my red 696. 

damn.

Good luck on that one!
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: powerhammer on June 10, 2008, 02:57:50 PM
where is the photoshop handbook.

Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: 38 OFF on June 10, 2008, 03:28:47 PM
supposed to say, f-ing neighbors
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: MuscovyDuc on June 10, 2008, 03:48:04 PM
I just ate some beans


Bring on the- you know ;D
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Ohmic on June 17, 2008, 06:42:54 PM
I love riding my Monsters!
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: cmorgan47 on June 17, 2008, 07:39:29 PM
go boston



where's my bike?
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: squidwood on June 17, 2008, 07:44:38 PM
what a bloody silly topic!
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Ohmic on June 17, 2008, 07:45:19 PM
Quote from: AndrewNS on May 26, 2008, 07:02:13 PM
Run that post count up!

Yeah.... run that thing up  ;D
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Ohmic on June 17, 2008, 07:47:02 PM
Quote from: squidwood on June 17, 2008, 07:44:38 PM
what a bloody silly topic!

Silly yes! But very addictive  [coffee]
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: cmorgan47 on June 17, 2008, 08:23:03 PM
since detroit lost


go boston
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: cmorgan47 on June 17, 2008, 08:23:37 PM
oh, DNA....

where's my bike?
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Ohmic on July 08, 2008, 10:20:56 PM
Bump this thread back up  [cheeky]
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: eltristo on July 08, 2008, 11:13:28 PM
I'd hoped this was dead. 
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: teddy037.2 on July 08, 2008, 11:57:28 PM
Don't be a hater, jebus  :-*
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: TiNi on July 09, 2008, 03:57:32 AM
really.... love the five words  :)
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: cmorgan47 on July 09, 2008, 06:09:36 AM
sweet.  today is breakin day!
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: eltristo on July 09, 2008, 10:12:18 AM
Leaving Hawaii for a month.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: TiNi on July 09, 2008, 10:32:41 AM
Quote from: elTreesto on July 09, 2008, 10:12:18 AM
Leaving Hawaii for a month.

why would you do that?
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: eltristo on July 09, 2008, 01:43:20 PM
Hawaii residents vacation elsewhere, silly.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: TiNi on July 09, 2008, 01:51:37 PM
Quote from: elTreesto on July 09, 2008, 01:43:20 PM
Hawaii residents vacation elsewhere, silly.

so where are you going?
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: eltristo on July 09, 2008, 02:28:28 PM
Utah, Maryland, New York, Virginia.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: cmorgan47 on July 09, 2008, 05:39:44 PM
damn.  bike's in the shop.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: somegirl on July 09, 2008, 10:11:36 PM
Quote from: elTreesto on July 09, 2008, 02:28:28 PM
Utah, Maryland, New York, Virginia.

Have fun on your trip! :)
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: mcgalinmd on July 10, 2008, 09:25:25 AM
blue ducati bikes are faster  [moto]
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: junior varsity on July 10, 2008, 09:36:55 AM
red ducati bikes are fastest.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: cmorgan47 on July 10, 2008, 03:59:56 PM
engine opens up at 6000
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: junior varsity on July 10, 2008, 09:10:27 PM
wait, on which Ducati monster?
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Rameses on July 10, 2008, 09:34:12 PM
Quote from: ato memphis on July 10, 2008, 09:36:55 AM
red ducati bikes are fastest.


burnt ducati bikes are slowest
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: junior varsity on July 10, 2008, 09:37:31 PM
i finally ditched ugly grips
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: m0t0g0th on July 10, 2008, 10:20:28 PM
Windscreen more aerodynamic than boobs.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Randimus Maximus on July 10, 2008, 10:23:57 PM
but boobs infinitely more fun
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: mcgalinmd on July 11, 2008, 03:34:26 AM
why be normal? blue ducati!  ;D
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Randimus Maximus on July 11, 2008, 05:52:24 AM
all ducatis should be red
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: mcgalinmd on July 11, 2008, 10:03:19 AM
all ducati's are not red  8)
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Randimus Maximus on July 11, 2008, 03:28:27 PM
Quote from: mcgalinmd on July 11, 2008, 10:03:19 AM
all ducati's are not red  8)

you are not very original.  [roll]


;D
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: c_rex on July 29, 2008, 05:32:14 PM
 [drink] +  [moto] =  :'(
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: swerdna on July 30, 2008, 01:42:16 PM
Quote from: c_rex on July 29, 2008, 05:32:14 PM
[drink] +  [moto] =  :'(

Oh boy. Really that bad?
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: Speedbag on July 30, 2008, 03:01:39 PM
Quote from: mcgalinmd on July 11, 2008, 10:03:19 AM
all ducati's are not red  8)

All Ducatis are red underneath.  ;)
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: pennyrobber on July 30, 2008, 03:56:34 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on July 30, 2008, 03:01:39 PM
All Ducatis are red underneath.  ;)

Engine internals are painted red.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: pennyrobber on July 30, 2008, 03:57:01 PM
Quote from: pennyrobber on July 30, 2008, 03:56:34 PM
Engine internals are painted red.

Seriously, go home and check.
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: jclin on July 30, 2008, 04:25:58 PM
This thread is still alive?!
Title: Re: Say It In Five Words
Post by: cmorgan47 on July 30, 2008, 05:26:14 PM
this thread will live forever.