Yes, you can do it.
Some people really hated this thread when it surfaced years ago, and then just wouldn't go away. But for old-time's sake, I'm reviving it. The goal, of course, is to make one post with only five words in it to get your message across. Discussions are frowned upon and word counts that don't come out to five are deserving of ridicule. Even this description is really out of place, but probably necessary to avoid all of the other things that shouldn't be here.
make the beast with two backs unfriendly bike riders.
Ducpainter is similiar to Stalin.
;:| ;:| ;:| ;:| ;D ;)
the ducati monster forum rocks 8)
Quote from: legrena on May 09, 2008, 06:28:40 AM
make the beast with two backs unfriendly bike riders.
That is only four words.
And such crude words, too.
Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 09, 2008, 06:31:44 AM
Ducpainter is similiar to Stalin.
;:| ;:| ;:| ;:| ;D ;)
That's gonna cost you the next tab.... ;)
Quote from: ducpainter on May 09, 2008, 09:06:37 AM
That's gonna cost you the next tab.... ;)
That is six words, dummy. ;:|
What Would Sac Duc Do?
;)
I need a beer & something nekked!
Quote from: Sinister on May 09, 2008, 09:08:44 AM
That is six words, dummy. ;:|
Actually, it was seven words. ;)
Babes, Bikes, Beer, and Brats
or
Boobies, what else is there?
Quote from: SacDuc on May 09, 2008, 09:09:21 AM
What Would Sac Duc Do?
;)
That's only one word though. :-\
Quote from: Rameses on May 09, 2008, 09:21:04 AM
That's only one word though. :-\
Just do it five times. wt:
Work sucks. Let's go ride.
Quote from: SacDuc on May 09, 2008, 09:22:54 AM
Just do it five times. wt:
So she wants fifteen inches? ;D
Quote from: ScottRNelson on May 09, 2008, 09:11:10 AM
Actually, it was seven words. ;)
I am the stupid one. be::
five words is just silly
It's Friday, I need out!
It It It It It ? ;D
I have always liked Racer-X!!
That's cutting it close, mister!
life sucks then you die!
Quote from: Sinister on May 09, 2008, 09:08:44 AM
That is six words, dummy. ;:|
It was actually seven....
but I wasn't playing.
Now I think in fives. :(
Do smiley's count as words?
It's Friday, time to drink dr::
Quote from: jclin on May 09, 2008, 02:01:05 PM
Do smiley's count as words?
Only if you write "Smiley"
I am not easily offended!
Vertical Scope sucks donkey balls
They just did not listen.
donate to ducati monster forum
wt:
DUCATI MONSTER LIST SUCKS NUTS
Life is twisting the throttle!
I love feeling the vibration!
Pilot powers are too soft
They wear out too soon
Ducati Monster my perfect bike.
Agreed, they stick pretty good
Thanks for the memories DML wt:
Quote from: ducpainter on May 09, 2008, 09:06:37 AM
That's gonna cost you the next tab.... ;)
That wasn't five words, Nate.
Quote from: AndrewNS on May 09, 2008, 06:31:47 PM
Pilot powers are too soft
Try them two up riding. >:(
Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 09, 2008, 07:42:50 PM
That wasn't five words, Nate.
It doesn't change the penalty. ;D
Quote from: ducpainter on May 09, 2008, 07:47:59 PM
It doesn't change the penalty. ;D
I was good on my word on the first meeting.
On a serious sappy note, it was pretty cool that we (read: me being a jackass) put aside out differences to hang out.
You really are an asshole just like me ;D
I was about to make a trip out to MA in the next 2 weeks, but canceled due to my work load here.
However, I suppose I'll pick up the next tab.........
well vodka for you, though.
Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 09, 2008, 07:54:46 PM
I was good on my word on the first meeting.
On a serious sappy note, it was pretty cool that we (read: me being a jackass) put aside out differences to hang out.
You really are an asshole just like me ;D
I was about to make a trip out to MA in the next 2 weeks, but canceled due to my work load here.
However, I suppose I'll pick up the next tab.........
well vodka for you, though.
Agreed, proves you're both men. wt:
Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 09, 2008, 07:54:46 PM
I was good on my word on the first meeting.
On a serious sappy note, it was pretty cool that we (read: me being a jackass) put aside out differences to hang out.
You really are an asshole just like me ;D
I was about to make a trip out to MA in the next 2 weeks, but canceled due to my work load here.
However, I suppose I'll pick up the next tab.........
well vodka for you, though.
This is the internet...
very often what is said is either done so poorly, or gets lost in text.
Yeah...I'm an idiot, but I can have fun with the best of them. ;D
well vodka my ass. be::
Vodka he's got plenty of. ;)
Quote from: red baron on May 09, 2008, 08:06:37 PM
Vodka he's got plenty of. ;)
Gourmet vodka from my friend. wt:
Quote from: red baron on May 09, 2008, 08:02:23 PM
Agreed, proves you're both men. wt:
Well, I don't know about that........
According to Tiffer's (and most), I still act like a boy.......
Quote from: ducpainter on May 09, 2008, 08:05:09 PM
This is the internet...
very often what is said is either done so poorly, or gets lost in text.
Yeah...I'm an idiot, but I can have fun with the best of them. ;D
well vodka my ass. be::
For those of you who have not met Nate............he is a lot different in person; as am I.
Internet does screw up sarcasm, tone of voice, etc.
Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 09, 2008, 08:23:38 PM
For those of you who have not met Nate............he is "different" in person; as am I.
fixed it for ya cyrus ;:|
key, starter, clutch, throttle, GO!!!!!!
I hate five word posts.
Five words is too few.
I just can't do it.
Guess I'll give up now.
Wait - was that post whoring?
nobody cares whore yourself out ;D
Why not just two words?
Quote from: swerdna on May 09, 2008, 11:33:28 PM
Why not just two words?
thats a whole different thread ;)
on a whole different board
Quote from: Duck-Stew on May 10, 2008, 12:57:18 AM
on a whole different board
You mean the board that...
I GOT MY BIKE BACK!!!!!!!
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
I'm new again, where wuzzit?
Quote from: teddy037.2 on May 10, 2008, 02:10:50 AM
I GOT MY BIKE BACK!!!!!!!
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Where did your bike go?
Timmy the avatar is great.
Couldn't think of five words.
;D
This is the fifth page.
I wanna ride my bike!
Rain really sucks on weekends
Quote from: AndrewNS on May 10, 2008, 05:17:35 PM
Rain really sucks on weekends
Think that's bad? Try snow!
I Don't think I can do this.
See? I told you so..... ;:|
...and she's still leaking oil.
:-\ :-\ :( >:( :'(
Quote from: COWBOY on May 10, 2008, 01:00:26 PM
Timmy the avatar is great.
Thanks, stole it from ADV.
Quote from: teddy037.2 on May 10, 2008, 07:57:37 PM
...and she's still leaking oil.
:-\ :-\ :( >:( :'(
don't go postal on us.
Quote from: teddy037.2 on May 10, 2008, 07:57:37 PM
...and she's still leaking oil.
:-\ :-\ :( >:( :'(
That sucks harry balls mang.
You want me hurt someone?
Just send a plane ticket.
reminder: mother's day is today ;)
take her to the track
I think I am dead.
I have nothing to add.
you just did silly goose [laugh]
my spoon is too big
Stepmom had Mother's Day trackday.
I am bored. and hungry.
good morning ducati monster forum [coffee]
Ground control to Major Tom
I am fat and sassy
no modification will go unpunished.
track bike equals money pit
no truer words ever spoken
how to make $$$$$ fast
playing hookey from work today [thumbsup]
my chain needs adjustment again
oil spills make me sad :'(
I want thai food now!
i like thai food too [thumbsup]
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on May 14, 2008, 09:04:44 AM
i like thai food too [thumbsup]
Spicy pad thai with chicken [thumbsup]
Quote from: hangin_biposto on May 14, 2008, 09:27:08 AM
Spicy pad thai with chicken [thumbsup]
now i want pad thai :-\ :)
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on May 14, 2008, 09:30:54 AM
now i want pad thai :-\ :)
Sorry! Lunch was good though!
Ridin' like I stole it! [evil]
stars: give me more now.
Hey, you guys got lunch?
i already ate comfort food
Quote from: mstevens on May 14, 2008, 02:35:17 PM
Hey, you guys got lunch?
yep, boar's balls ok mstevens?
New Challenger needs a stick.
Need aspirin for my head.
I need more words for
I do enjoy this thread [thumbsup]
remember the two words thread?
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on May 14, 2008, 05:11:32 PM
definitely the five words thread [laugh]
Really? Wow.
i hate my make the beast with two backsing job.
and
make the beast with two backs yea for grad school
this fall theatre near you
Anyone know where toasty is? [coffee]
how do you turn off
the dirty word censor here
Quote from: ducducgooseme on May 14, 2008, 02:41:02 PM
yep, boar's balls ok mstevens?
Suddenly I'm no longer hungry.
SacDuc commited several party fouls.
...and I should be asleep. :(
I am very sleepy too...
...but must finish "Top Model".
Quote from: mags on May 14, 2008, 10:39:23 PM
I am very sleepy too...
...but must finish "Top Model".
you don't work at 2. ;)
Quote from: mags on May 14, 2008, 10:39:23 PM
...but must finish "Top Model".
The plus size model won!
Is size 12 plus sized?
linkey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitney_Thompson)
i dunno. but curvy = good.
I have the most nutz. ;D
it is already hot today
Top Model is bad TV.
Quote from: swerdna on May 14, 2008, 11:00:52 PM
Revolt begins!!!
VIVA LA REVOLUCIÃ"N DEL DOS!
Wait, I'm doing this wrong.
GO TWO!!!
Happy Hour at Sonic goodness.
two words sucks monkey balls
wait, that sounds kinda nice
never mind :-[
who is this two-words?
and is she available tonight?
Inappropriate? Yes, a little bit.
Don't flirt with minor words
My last day today - YAY!!!!!! [beer] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [wine] [wine] [wine] [wine] [beer] [beer] [beer] [beer] [beer] [beer] [beer] [beer]
You're not excited, are you? ;D
[beer]
TURN OFF COMPUTER, GO RIDING. [thumbsup]
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on May 16, 2008, 03:29:03 PM
You're not excited, are you? ;D
[beer]
More so in about 45
Quote from: raulduke on May 16, 2008, 03:34:19 PM
TURN OFF COMPUTER, GO RIDING. [thumbsup]
Bike in shop for service. :-\
Picking up Stella's bike tomorrow [thumbsup] ;D
Quote from: Stella on May 16, 2008, 03:26:15 PM
My last day today - YAY!!!!!! [beer] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [wine] [wine] [wine] [wine] [beer] [beer] [beer] [beer] [beer] [beer] [beer] [beer]
Congratulations on your bold move!
Remind me, rubber side down?
or maybe shiny side up?
Isn't this getting old yet?
Quote from: mstevens on May 16, 2008, 05:37:30 PM
Isn't this getting old yet?
Huh? What's getting old now?
Just saw Mindless Self Indulgence
Watched Rocky again last night...
Finished my first six hundred! [thumbsup] [moto]
Beautiful day in the neighborhood ;D
Have I offended you yet, pregnant dog?
To no one in particular...
I kinda like this game...
I hate when nothing works
me likey the belgian ales
any belgian ale in particular?
augustijn tonight; piraat was yesterday.
i really love good coffee [coffee]
The cops are behind you
boring conference call this morning [coffee]
having to invent work today
taking truck to the shop
front brakes, transmission work,.......ouch :P
They gave me a ticket!
for speeding i will assume [evil]
motorcycle - seat belt law infraction
i keep it under eighty [evil]
Quote from: GotDuc on May 20, 2008, 02:44:27 PM
i keep it under eighty [evil]
except for when i don't
Bail was one hundred fifty :(
went to the pokey, eh?
Have to see the judge
Points on license are coming
riding time to be limited?
Can't ride with cuffs on
gotta go more fun later...
most of us rejected VS-DML
DMF = dumb mother f... wait.
moving to south korea soon.
I'm back lets play more
play: "try the back door"
Your honor my client is....
game canceled due to weather :'(
What happened to this thread?!?
everyone went out to ride [moto] [thumbsup]
which is what I'm doing ;D
so will i, after gardening :)
just got home, wonderful ride [thumbsup]
This thread will not die!
what are you planting mel?
20th Anniversary DOCC Mosport Festival !!!
(went today - it rocked)
another beautiful day in Denver [thumbsup] ;D
Quote from: GotDuc on May 24, 2008, 07:25:17 PM
what are you planting mel?
parsley, basil, cilantro, cherry tomatoes
Quote from: GotDuc on May 24, 2008, 07:25:17 PM
what are you planting mel?
salad greens, swiss chard, nasturtium
I might possibly poop today
Quote from: MuscovyDuc on May 26, 2008, 07:25:02 AM
I might possibly poop today
That's some handy information. Thanks! [thumbsup]
sounds like a good garden
my girl really likes bananas
2007 S4Rs demo ride tomorrow [thumbsup]
Quote from: MuscovyDuc on May 26, 2008, 07:25:02 AM
I might possibly poop today
Yep, I certainly pooped today ;D
Quote from: MuscovyDuc on May 26, 2008, 10:41:40 AM
Yep, I certainly pooped today ;D
didn't really need to know
Run that post count up!
post whoring at its finest! ;D
Another Detroit Red Wings victory!
Still hoping for the Penguins....
more rain today, and tomorrow?
The Wings will win it. [thumbsup]
No rain here, just sun [thumbsup]
90°+ Time to fix A.C.!
Bikes don't really need AC.
I can't wait for summer.
come to memphis, its here.
Kansas too, It's plenty hot
Thanks for editing my post.
Ducati Monster Forum is it!
Friday - should I skip work?
I'm starting a local Board [thumbsup]
weekennd`s here time to ride
no riding, rain is coming
rained at the track today :'(
what a nice new logo [clap]
My employees drive me crazy
no more toilet paper? SHIT.
I hate my make the beast with two backsing neighbors.
Way too many words dude!
ship my red 696.
damn.
where is the photoshop handbook.
supposed to say, f-ing neighbors
I just ate some beans
Bring on the- you know ;D
I love riding my Monsters!
go boston
where's my bike?
what a bloody silly topic!
Quote from: AndrewNS on May 26, 2008, 07:02:13 PM
Run that post count up!
Yeah.... run that thing up ;D
Quote from: squidwood on June 17, 2008, 07:44:38 PM
what a bloody silly topic!
Silly yes! But very addictive [coffee]
since detroit lost
go boston
oh, DNA....
where's my bike?
Bump this thread back up [cheeky]
I'd hoped this was dead.
Don't be a hater, jebus :-*
really.... love the five words :)
sweet. today is breakin day!
Leaving Hawaii for a month.
Hawaii residents vacation elsewhere, silly.
Quote from: elTreesto on July 09, 2008, 01:43:20 PM
Hawaii residents vacation elsewhere, silly.
so where are you going?
Utah, Maryland, New York, Virginia.
damn. bike's in the shop.
Quote from: elTreesto on July 09, 2008, 02:28:28 PM
Utah, Maryland, New York, Virginia.
Have fun on your trip! :)
blue ducati bikes are faster [moto]
red ducati bikes are fastest.
engine opens up at 6000
wait, on which Ducati monster?
Quote from: ato memphis on July 10, 2008, 09:36:55 AM
red ducati bikes are fastest.
burnt ducati bikes are slowest
i finally ditched ugly grips
Windscreen more aerodynamic than boobs.
but boobs infinitely more fun
why be normal? blue ducati! ;D
all ducatis should be red
all ducati's are not red 8)
Quote from: mcgalinmd on July 11, 2008, 10:03:19 AM
all ducati's are not red 8)
you are not very original. [roll]
;D
[drink] + [moto] = :'(
Quote from: c_rex on July 29, 2008, 05:32:14 PM
[drink] + [moto] = :'(
Oh boy. Really that bad?
Quote from: mcgalinmd on July 11, 2008, 10:03:19 AM
all ducati's are not red 8)
All Ducatis are red underneath. ;)
Quote from: Speedbag on July 30, 2008, 03:01:39 PM
All Ducatis are red underneath. ;)
Engine internals are painted red.
Quote from: pennyrobber on July 30, 2008, 03:56:34 PM
Engine internals are painted red.
Seriously, go home and check.
This thread is still alive?!
this thread will live forever.