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Title: got laughed at
Post by: Porsche Monkey on May 09, 2008, 06:07:22 AM
I got laughed at by some hot chicks at a stop light because my clutch is so noisy. I'm guessing they thought my scoot was broken. That was not cool. Yes they were blond. No I did not get pics.
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: corey on May 09, 2008, 06:10:01 AM
Better than getting laughed at by some redneck in a shitty rapist van because you stalled it out a stop sign...  :bang
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: Count Desmo on May 09, 2008, 06:10:54 AM
Ah, who cares?  Surely you wouldn't be interested in chicas who don't know what a dry clutch looke/sounds like...even if they're hot.  Right? ;:|
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: TCK! on May 09, 2008, 06:16:37 AM
A wheelie from the stop sign would have cured that laughter :D (I'm not a big wheelie-r though so I probably would have just ignored them)
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: Mduc on May 09, 2008, 06:17:57 AM
I am still undecided if I like the sound of the dry clutch. I love the feel of it on my monster but I have been hesitant to open it up. I was at a dealer last Saturday getting service and they had a 999 with an open clutch. That thing was soo friggen loud it was annoying. But later on another guy picked up his 748 with an open clutch and it sounded nice. Not as loud but still noticeable.

What determins how loud your clutch is? Sorry for the noob question.  ???
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: the_Journeyman on May 09, 2008, 06:19:48 AM
That's the only thing I wish my 750 had.  I love the sound.  I'm guessing different covers give different sound levels ~

JM
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: TCK! on May 09, 2008, 06:24:11 AM
my 748 is completely open no cover and I don't hear it really, but i wear ear plugs :D
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: the_Journeyman on May 09, 2008, 06:25:44 AM
A guy at the local beginning of season riding party had a 1098 with an open cover and it sounded really nice ~

JM
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: EvilSteve on May 09, 2008, 06:28:53 AM
I'm a dry clutch fan too, couldn't give a crap what other people think about it.  ;D
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: duc996 on May 09, 2008, 06:34:57 AM
The louder the better!!!! :e:v
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: corey on May 09, 2008, 06:42:34 AM
I'm not too partial to the sound of the dry clutch, but it was iconic that's for sure.
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: factorPlayer on May 09, 2008, 06:43:38 AM
Quote from: Mduc on May 09, 2008, 06:17:57 AM
What determins how loud your clutch is? Sorry for the noob question.  ???

usually whether or not you replaced the perfectly good stock clutch cover with an aftermarket fugly one
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: Slide Panda on May 09, 2008, 07:09:10 AM
Quote from: Mduc on May 09, 2008, 06:17:57 AM
What determins how loud your clutch is? Sorry for the noob question.  ???

A few things.  As noted, an open clutch cover will allow more sound out.  Also wear on the friction plates/basket will allow the plates to rattle more - thus more noise.  Different plate and basket materials have some effect too, but it's usually tonal not just volume

A plate stack and basket with close fits will be pretty quiet, where as a worn set of plates can sound like a handful of bolts in a coffee can.
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: Rob Hilding on May 09, 2008, 07:20:03 AM
Quote from: yuu on May 09, 2008, 07:09:10 AM
A few things.  As noted, an open clutch cover will allow more sound out.  Also wear on the friction plates/basket will allow the plates to rattle more - thus more noise.  Different plate and basket materials have some effect too, but it's usually tonal not just volume

A plate stack and basket with close fits will be pretty quiet, where as a worn set of plates can sound like a handful of METRIC bolts in a coffee can.

Fixed [cheeky]
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: EvilSteve on May 09, 2008, 07:36:44 AM
Quote from: factorPlayer on May 09, 2008, 06:43:38 AMusually whether or not you replaced the perfectly good stock clutch cover with an aftermarket fugly one
It's a monster, the whole point is replacing perfectly good stuff with aftermarket stuff!  wt:
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: Latinbalar on May 09, 2008, 07:49:14 AM
Hey just be glad they looked at you, if you were on a Jap bike they would of ignored ya!!
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: optiato on May 09, 2008, 07:52:52 AM
I wish I had a dry clutch to get laughed at. :(
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: akmnstr on May 09, 2008, 08:02:49 AM
How do you know they were not giggling with glee?  I offer that they thought you and your bike were hot and they
wanted to ask you to do a three-some but thinking of asking you made them giggly.  As a general rule all monster riders are hot,
male or female, and very attractive to the opposite sex.  I bet that they are kicking themselves right now for not asking you wt:
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: James.M on May 09, 2008, 08:22:46 AM
Quote from: porschaholic on May 09, 2008, 06:07:22 AM
I got laughed at by some hot chicks at a stop light because my clutch is so noisy. I'm guessing they thought my scoot was broken. That was not cool. Yes they were blond. No I did not get pics.
and you didn't laugh at them for them being completely clueless?
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: optiato on May 09, 2008, 08:33:23 AM
Ok, your avatar made me laugh out loud at work.  I love it.
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: Juan on May 09, 2008, 08:35:22 AM
Quote from: Latinbalar on May 09, 2008, 07:49:14 AM
Hey just be glad they looked at you, if you were on a Jap bike they would of ignored ya!!

hehehe..~~ 
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: herm on May 09, 2008, 08:37:45 AM
Quote from: EvilSteve on May 09, 2008, 07:36:44 AM
It's a monster, the whole point is replacing perfectly good stuff with used aftermarket stuff!  wt:

fixed it for yah wt:
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: Fresh Pants on May 09, 2008, 08:49:47 AM
I was getting on my bike the other day and some dude in some shiny car (seriously, I can't remember the make, but it was something pretty nice), and he was telling his friend/father/older person "see, it's got the dry clutch"...

Bike wasn't started, otherwise I'd never have heard them over all the tambourine racket.  ;:|

Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: EvilSteve on May 09, 2008, 09:24:19 AM
Beware, horrible joke follows:

Tambourine-y?

;:| pu::
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: lucazuma on May 09, 2008, 09:29:40 AM
Quote from: bozcorob on May 09, 2008, 07:20:03 AM
Fixed [cheeky]

...hey bozcoBOB, whats that picture in your avatar?
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: KTMCHEESE on May 09, 2008, 09:37:34 AM
Quote from: Latinbalar on May 09, 2008, 07:49:14 AM
Hey just be glad they looked at you, if you were on a Jap bike they would of ignored ya!!
Oh yeah....well you...oh nevermind. It is a new board and all..
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: surfs1st on May 09, 2008, 10:13:03 AM
Sometimes the loud clakity..clakity..clakity sound will annoy me simply because it's nice to just ride incognito, something that is very difficult with a full set of Termi's and an open clutch.

That being said, everyone who sees it generally has someting positive to say about it, except the Ducati haters, so I've always just left it open.
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: DucHead on May 09, 2008, 10:21:00 AM
Quote from: Mduc on May 09, 2008, 06:17:57 AM
I am still undecided if I like the sound of the dry clutch. ...

Ok, that's quite enough now!  Time to leave!!  >:(






















;D   be::
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: eltristo on May 09, 2008, 10:22:46 AM
I had a guy come up to me a while back while I was getting ready to ride (bike was running)
"Man I love Ducatis.  That dry clutch sounds awesome!"
I have a 750.  No dry clutch.  I'm still not sure what sound he liked so much.
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: James.M on May 09, 2008, 10:33:49 AM
Quote from: optiato on May 09, 2008, 08:33:23 AM
Ok, your avatar made me laugh out loud at work.  I love it.
lol me?
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: Capo on May 09, 2008, 10:39:57 AM
Don't worry about it, they probably don't grunt either  ;D
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: triangleforge on May 09, 2008, 10:54:42 AM
So where's that "Loud Clutches Save Lives" sticker I used to see back at the old place?  ;:|
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: Statler on May 09, 2008, 11:42:32 AM
Quote from: porschaholic on May 09, 2008, 06:07:22 AM
I got laughed at by some hot chicks at a stop light because my clutch is so noisy.

Allways nice to have a loud clutch to blame isn't it?

;D
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: duckwrench13 on May 09, 2008, 11:52:58 AM
Quote from: Mduc on May 09, 2008, 06:17:57 AM
What determins how loud your clutch is? Sorry for the noob question.  ???

Two main things will determine clutch noisiness: Clutch basket and friction plates.

If you have a steel basket, with steel backed friction plates, and an open cover, then the racket will be insane!  :bang The old sockets in a washing machine saying.

If you run a steel basket with alloy backed plates it will be less. And an alloy basket with alloy plates will be even quieter. wt:
The alloy is a softer metal, so it will have a softer "rattle" to it.

Now depending on the type of cover you're running, that will also have an effect on the level of noise. Open covers will always make for a louder clutch.

Always try to avoid running steel plates in an alloy basket. the tabs on the plates will start to mash grooves in the basket edges, and this can cause erratic clutch operation, and hard shifting.

Hope this helps.
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 09, 2008, 12:09:12 PM
I got my picture taken by a couple of hot chicks in an SUV once...  :)
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: Fresh Pants on May 09, 2008, 12:30:16 PM
Quote from: EvilSteve on May 09, 2008, 09:24:19 AM
Beware, horrible joke follows:

Tambourine-y?

;:| pu::

I almost went there, but...

;:|
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: Old-Duckman on May 09, 2008, 12:50:15 PM
Quote from: porschaholic on May 09, 2008, 06:07:22 AM
I got laughed at by some hot chicks at a stop light because my clutch is so noisy. I'm guessing they thought my scoot was broken. That was not cool. Yes they were blond. No I did not get pics.

With the sound comming from my exhaust and clutch I never would have heard them.

Might'a been a good time to take off a glove and fling a booger at 'em right before you sped off.
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: lucazuma on May 09, 2008, 12:57:09 PM


...should have laughed back at her staring at her hair....THAT would have freked her out  ;D
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: Manny on May 09, 2008, 01:00:31 PM
You could have pulled a Maverick from Top Gun: vroom! "What?! I can't hear you!" Vroom!!
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: AlbieS4 on May 09, 2008, 02:05:42 PM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on May 09, 2008, 06:19:48 AM
That's the only thing I wish my 750 had.  I love the sound.  I'm guessing different covers give different sound levels ~

JM
There is a mod you can do
Well I know some of you m600 and m750 and s2r owners are always wanting the rattly clutch like some of us have. Well you can as can be proved by the owner of this 848.

Enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhYnAeKiTq4
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: CougarSlayer on May 09, 2008, 02:16:30 PM
Quote from: Count Desmo on May 09, 2008, 06:10:54 AM
Ah, who cares?  Surely you wouldn't be interested in chicas who don't know what a dry clutch looke/sounds like...even if they're hot.  Right? ;:|

Unfortunately the little head to out think the big head in these situations.

be::
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: DCXCV on May 09, 2008, 02:53:54 PM
Quote from: triangleforge on May 09, 2008, 10:54:42 AM
So where's that "Loud Clutches Save Lives" sticker I used to see back at the old place?  ;:|

http://store.proitalia.com/gb300x.html (http://store.proitalia.com/gb300x.html)
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: factorPlayer on May 09, 2008, 11:10:20 PM
For some reason that particular mod never resonated with me... don't necessarily want to mod everything on the bike
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: Monstermash on May 10, 2008, 07:54:35 AM
Quote from: Mduc on May 09, 2008, 06:17:57 AM
I love the feel of it on my monster

???  r:e) ;:|
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: rgramjet on May 10, 2008, 07:59:41 AM
I got waved at and smiled at by a coupla hot chicks sitting at a light on my starboard side.....they kept waving and smiling and I kept waving back.  Until one of them gave me an annoyed look and pointed to the car on my left that was full of their hot friends whom they were actually waving at......Owned.
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: BastrdHK on May 10, 2008, 09:14:04 AM
The fact that you use port, starboard, fore, and aft in everyday conversation won't help ;D
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: Porsche Monkey on May 10, 2008, 10:19:15 AM
I have a carbon half cover with Barnett steel plates on the stock basket. Yes its loud. The fact that they laughed and then rolled up their windows was less than cool. I am thinking of an aluminum basket and plates set up. Anybody running one?
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: dlearl476 on May 10, 2008, 12:02:43 PM
Quote from: porschaholic on May 10, 2008, 10:19:15 AM
I have a carbon half cover with Barnett steel plates on the stock basket. Yes its loud. The fact that they laughed and then rolled up their windows was less than cool. I am thinking of an aluminum basket and plates set up. Anybody running one?

Think of it as a "qualifier".  Chicks that don't know how cool a dry clutch with an open basket is are a waste of time.  The good news is that you didn't even have to talk to them to find that out.   ;:|
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: Alex on May 10, 2008, 12:30:15 PM
The clutch noise is a pretty simple concept that's easy to understand: The friction plates have metal tabs that fit into metal slots in the clutch basket, and the tightness of the fit is generally imperfect. As the engine spins the tabs are driven back and forth in their slots, which makes a noise consistent with what you would expect a dozen metal tabs hammering into the sides of a dozen metal slots to sound like. Obviously, the clutch cover covers a lot of this up, and an open cover doesn't.

Quieter clutches have tighter tolerances, and louder clutches have looser tolerances (which lead to the tabs hammering harder into the sides of the slots). Clutches with perfect fits between tabs and slots (i.e. no free play, the tab fills the slot entirely) make almost no noise at all.

For example, this clutch is extremely quiet: http://www.desmotimes.com/product4.htm

Most clutches start out with a mediumly tight tolerance between the tabs and the slot, and get progressively looser and louder as you put on miles. By 6k or so, the clutch is louder than your exhaust with an open cover. With the above-linked clutch, by 6k you are still quieter than a brand new stock clutch. They accomplish that by using smaller slots, then custom grinding the individual tabs to the exact size that fits.

If you want an open clutch for ventilation, cool spinny look, and better sound, I recommend getting the ProCutting clutch, since it is MUCH quieter, but IMO, just as cool. A stock clutch with an open cover IS, in fact, too loud for the average blonde.
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: rgramjet on May 10, 2008, 01:01:04 PM
Quote from: BastrdHK on May 10, 2008, 09:14:04 AM
The fact that you use port, starboard, fore, and aft in everyday conversation won't help ;D

Hey I only used "Starboard", I later said "left" to help you could figure it out!   ;D
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: Porsche Monkey on May 10, 2008, 02:36:03 PM
That's a cool looking clutch. Its kinda expensive though. Maybe if I could get everyone to pitch in .50 cents each I could get one. Sorry couldn't resist.
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: BastrdHK on May 10, 2008, 08:50:12 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on May 10, 2008, 01:01:04 PM
Hey I only used "Starboard", I later said "left" to help you could figure it out!   ;D

I gotcha highspeed.
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: IZ on May 10, 2008, 11:18:22 PM
Quote from: Mduc on May 09, 2008, 06:17:57 AM
I am still undecided if I like the sound of the dry clutch. I love the feel of it on my monster but I have been hesitant to open it up. I was at a dealer last Saturday getting service and they had a 999 with an open clutch. That thing was soo friggen loud it was annoying. But later on another guy picked up his 748 with an open clutch and it sounded nice. Not as loud but still noticeable.

What determins how loud your clutch is? Sorry for the noob question.  ???

I really like the sound of the open clutch but I have a wet clutch and the sound of my Sil Megaphones on my lil' 620 is music to my ears without the clack-clack-clack!

Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: Monsterlover on May 10, 2008, 11:27:14 PM
That's cause you suck-suck-suck

;:|

Seriously though, 620's are cool  r:e)

You're still a man


;:| ;:|
:beer
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: IZ on May 11, 2008, 12:42:51 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on May 10, 2008, 11:27:14 PM
That's cause you suck-suck-suck

Hey at least I have a legitimate answer to be hanging out in a DUCATI forum! 

I HAVE ONE!!

:-*
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: Monsterlover on May 11, 2008, 01:01:22 AM
Hey I have 2 Ducs in the garage.

Im allowed to be here   [moto]
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: the_Journeyman on May 12, 2008, 08:03:25 AM
I got ye-haaaw'ed at my a couple girls riding is some dudes Camero.  I promtly reved the motor & drowned out his stereo AND exhaust...

JM
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: slowpoke13 on May 12, 2008, 09:30:45 AM
IZ don't feel bad. I've got a carb'd 400. If it makes you feel like more of a man, you can say you don't have the smallest monster on the DMF.
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: spike spiegel on May 12, 2008, 10:35:07 AM
the dry clutch was one of the things that sold me on the s2r 1000 over the s2r... and of course, there's the adjustable suspension, the extra cc's, etc., etc. :D
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: junior varsity on May 12, 2008, 12:01:37 PM
Quote from: duc996 on May 09, 2008, 06:34:57 AM
The louder the better!!!! :e:v

+1
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: jclin on May 12, 2008, 12:10:22 PM
Not really a threadjack, but more of a thread-detour: what are the pros and cons of dry vs. wet clutches?
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: MendoDave on May 12, 2008, 12:32:43 PM
One pro of having a wet clutch is slightly faster oil contamination. This makes the oil a little bit darker when It comes oil change time and therefore gives the oil changer a greater sense of satisfaction about having used the old oil to it's full.  ;)
Title: Re: got laughed at
Post by: junior varsity on May 12, 2008, 12:54:37 PM
Pro's Dry Clutch
  Cleaner Oil
  Cooler Clutch
  Faster Replacement

Pro's Wet Clutch
  Quiet
  No expensive doodad's that you think you must buy
  Light clutch pull