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Title: Getting some work done
Post by: moto-zen on September 24, 2008, 09:35:34 PM
I'm talking about the big snip-snip, burn-burn. Anyone here voluntarily stop the seed from leaving the storehouse?  Brotha needs some encouragement.
Title: Re: Getting some work done
Post by: Rameses on September 24, 2008, 09:39:11 PM
make the beast with two backs that shit!!

You're not gettin' close to my junk with a knife!!




Sorry, I'm probably not helping...   ...am I?   ;D
Title: Re: Getting some work done
Post by: erkishhorde on September 25, 2008, 06:44:49 AM
Quote from: Rameses on September 24, 2008, 09:39:11 PM
make the beast with two backs that shit!!

You're not gettin' close to my junk with a knife!!




Sorry, I'm probably not helping...   ...am I?   ;D

You don't have to let anyone near your junk. You just gotta let them near HIS junk.  [cheeky]

Iono, how old are you? Look at all the gratuitous sex you can have w/o worrying about pregnancy ;D (and only worrying about STDs instead.  [roll]) I remember reading some story about a guy that had the snip done a while ago and then he was dating a girl and then she suddenly pulled the "I'm pregnant" trick on him. Needless to say he destroyed her trap and dumped the cheater. (She actually was pregnant and it wasn't from him.)

If you're in a cozy marriage and you're only sleeping with the same lady and don't want anymore kids it's better you than her.
Title: Re: Getting some work done
Post by: red baron on September 25, 2008, 06:50:42 AM
eric,

You're listening to too much Tom Lykeis. [laugh]
Title: Re: Getting some work done
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on September 25, 2008, 06:51:03 AM
Nope ;D
Title: Re: Getting some work done
Post by: MikeZ on September 25, 2008, 07:40:26 AM
I had it done after the ex and I had 2 kids and knew we didn't want any more.
Now that I'm w/ someone else I'm still happy with the decision.  It's great not having to worry about any new additions to the family.
The procedure wasn't bad except for the 1st needle that hurt like a mother make the beast with two backser.  Only took a week to return to normal activities.
Title: Re: Getting some work done
Post by: ducducgooseme on September 25, 2008, 08:36:32 AM
How old are you?  Are you married?  Have you both talked about it?   If you are young, remember that people change with age.  Your no-kids view now may change in 5 years.

think it through.   Temporary birth control is cheap these days....

Title: Re: Getting some work done
Post by: Porsche Monkey on September 25, 2008, 11:34:24 AM
Quote from: erkishhorde on September 25, 2008, 06:44:49 AM
You don't have to let anyone near your junk. You just gotta let them near HIS junk.  [cheeky]

Iono, how old are you? Look at all the gratuitous sex you can have w/o worrying about pregnancy ;D (and only worrying about STDs instead.  [roll]) I remember reading some story about a guy that had the snip done a while ago and then he was dating a girl and then she suddenly pulled the "I'm pregnant" trick on him. Needless to say he destroyed her trap and dumped the cheater. (She actually was pregnant and it wasn't from him.)

If you're in a cozy marriage and you're only sleeping with the same lady and don't want anymore kids it's better you than her.


Thats awesome, talk about the make the beast with two backsing you get for the make the beast with two backsing you got.  My wife wants me to get mine snipped after we have a kid.  My friends, family, and co-workers want me to get snipped before we have a kid. 
Title: Re: Getting some work done
Post by: ducducgooseme on September 25, 2008, 11:57:33 AM
LOL, and what do you think?  before or after?
Title: Re: Getting some work done
Post by: DesmoDiva on September 25, 2008, 12:13:28 PM
B is snipped.

And it is f*ing awesome.  (no pun intended)  ;D  He said the procdures wasn't bad.  He was back to normal in a week. 

We talked it over first, and it was the best for the both us.  He has three grown children from a previous marriage and there is no way in hell a baby is coming out of this body.  We should have grand kids in a few years, so I should get my share of little ones then.

I would think a little bit of pain would more than make up for knowing that you will never have any unwanted children.  And it can be reversed (in most cases). 


Go for it!!!    [thumbsup]





Title: Re: Getting some work done
Post by: Grampa on September 25, 2008, 12:16:45 PM
been there...... cauterized that.
Title: Re: Getting some work done
Post by: MikeZ on September 25, 2008, 12:21:20 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on September 25, 2008, 12:16:45 PM
been there...... cauterized that.
That's the other thing you will never forget.
The smell of your flesh burning as they cauterize your special bits.
Title: Re: Getting some work done
Post by: Grampa on September 25, 2008, 12:23:25 PM
Quote from: MikeZ on September 25, 2008, 12:21:20 PM
That's the other thing you will never forget.
The smell of your flesh burning as they cauterize your special bits.


it's....... smoking  :o



[laugh]
Title: Re: Getting some work done
Post by: Lars D on September 26, 2008, 01:07:02 AM
  It is, by far, the most painful experience I have ever endured.  :'(

It is much more than just a little "pinch" and some "pressure". :-X ??? :o :o

I was prescribed a single valium before the "procedure" was performed, and am quite sure it wasn't the largest one available.

If you decide to have it done, be sure to have several bags of frozen peas avaiable.
Title: Re: Getting some work done
Post by: wbeck257 on September 26, 2008, 05:19:32 AM
My mom had her tubes tied after my older sister was born.
Keyword, older.
I guess it didn't take. I'm here mothermake the beast with two backser, giving her the finger every day.


(Dad got his shit taken care of after me... I don't have any younger siblings, so I guess it worked.)
Title: Re: Getting some work done
Post by: Grampa on September 26, 2008, 07:13:42 AM
the proceedure is not painfull.


just........


dont do it in the middle of the summer, and plan on taking the next two days off.

a couple off cold beers to keep in your lap.... a good thing ;)
Title: Re: Getting some work done
Post by: moto-zen on September 27, 2008, 09:35:26 AM
Yeah, we have two kids already. More or less I am looking forward the the spontanious, gratuitous sex w/o consequences. ;D [evil]
Title: Re: Getting some work done
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 27, 2008, 09:41:02 AM
Shouldn't "head work" be in the tech section?  :P