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Title: Best scam ever
Post by: Monsterlover on October 04, 2008, 12:01:52 PM
From another forum [laugh]

A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of
their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you
for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back-seat.
On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the
front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals
your wallet. I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the
15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th 29th. Also December 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th,
16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again
this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each.


Title: Re: Best scam ever
Post by: Spicoli on October 04, 2008, 01:08:04 PM
 ;D  that was good.


Title: Re: Best scam ever
Post by: teddy037.2 on October 04, 2008, 01:16:52 PM
 [laugh]


Title: Re: Best scam ever
Post by: silent_Cedric on September 30, 2009, 08:15:08 PM
Really that they both alpha wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts about falling out of their deficient T-shirts.



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Title: Re: Best scam ever
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 30, 2009, 08:30:16 PM
Really that they both alpha wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts about falling out of their deficient T-shirts.


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Title: Re: Best scam ever
Post by: bigiain on September 30, 2009, 09:26:05 PM
And the mod's today, they be feeling tricksy...  [cheeky]

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Title: Re: Best scam ever
Post by: Drunken Monkey on September 30, 2009, 09:40:26 PM
And the mod's today, they be feeling tricksy...  [cheeky]

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I don't even have to click that to know it's a Rick Roll.  [roll]



Title: Re: Best scam ever
Post by: motoboy on October 01, 2009, 03:24:17 PM
[laugh]


Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car , with their breasts almost falling out of
their skimpy T-shirts.

On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the
front seat and starts crawling all over you,

State, city and Home Depot address please ! [evil]


Title: Re: Best scam ever
Post by: cokey on October 01, 2009, 07:28:12 PM
ha  old one but deff a good one..


Title: Re: Best scam ever
Post by: hbliam on October 01, 2009, 09:23:38 PM
From another forum [laugh]

Actually from this forum.  :) You have been derby'd.

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=371.msg132165#msg132165 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=371.msg132165#msg132165)


Title: Re: Best scam ever
Post by: Monsterlover on October 02, 2009, 03:15:09 AM
How did you find that?


Title: Re: Best scam ever
Post by: Porsche Monkey on October 02, 2009, 03:35:42 AM
Pics or it didn't happen


Title: Re: Best scam ever
Post by: hbliam on October 02, 2009, 09:19:48 AM
How did you find that?

I knew I had read it here previously. Used the search button with "home depot" as the keywords.


Title: Re: Best scam ever
Post by: cyrus buelton on October 02, 2009, 09:43:01 AM
That's some fine detective work


Title: Re: Best scam ever
Post by: Monsterlover on October 02, 2009, 08:03:46 PM
+1

;D


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