Ducati Monster Forum

This is a thread for ONLY girls, so we can talk about girlie things and have no BOYS interupting. They can watch but no PLAY.

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Jukie where did you get the/your exhausts made and if it is not a rude question ................roughly what sort of dosh did you have to part with to acquire them? ;D

EGAS

i got then done in West Gosford which is about 1hour north of sydeny on the central coast. they are Foran Exhaust and Denise is the owner. Cost about $1200 which was the exhaust and the polish up of the existing pipes. he can make anything. i ask for short, fat and loud exhaust at this is what i got. He also made Betty ones as well.

I know this is the girls thread, but the poor bloke's name is Dennis

.... back to regular programming

Yes ;D..................... I thought Oh! a girl then "he can do anything" OK either she has had a sex change and forgot to change her name  [laugh] or...................................spelt differently [thumbsup]

EGAS

well i though i change the name to be a girl as it is a girls thread .no boys. but it was a typo on my behalf sorry shift work does that to you

Just thought some eye candy for the ladies to get things rolling..............

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Priceless, sorry Jukie had too.

Is that the best you boys can do re; eye candy - tut tut

let see what i can find

Here is a pic of me on a lazy sunday arvo watching the superbikes,Suck it in girls Im you man Yeh Baby  "me love you long time"

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and you were worried about a steering damper, and i think that is the least of you problems.
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here to help!

this is me after fitting the exhaust on the monster:

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me at the beach after riding the Monster...

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now thats what i like

 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

here's one when I was younger before I got into Ducati's.....I'd just taken off my clothes before trying on my leathers....the girl at the motorcycle store said she needed to take before and after photos to ensure the gear fit right....

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keep in comin' spidie

 :D :D :D :D :D :D [cheeky] [cheeky] [cheeky] [evil] [evil] [evil]

heres a photo of spider before he went to the gym

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Least, I was 'aimed' in the right direction!

 ;D

WOW

This site is sure getting interesting, I must keep a more regular check on it ;D ;D ;D

EGAS [clap]

hey you doin' MR Pointy Spidy

heres spider now applying for hot boys  :-*


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The eye candy posts are definitely getting better.   :P

Now my bike's fixed I may just have to get to one of the Melbourne coffee mornings to check how much Spider has changed since those pics were taken. lol
 

I know this has been covered many times before but I gotta go to work and I've got a pic of what Spider may lool like now.  But I don't know how to post a pic?  Help.

Love the photo of Johnny and his bits HMMMMMM. Thanks Heather

sure Heather, I just got up, sorry bout my hair, bit messy...and I'll have a shave too...I know I'm not much to look at but I have a nice personality and I have other skills I'm proud of....

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sorry, I don't have any other photos of me, I'm a bit shy you see....I mean I do have this one that a gilr took of me in the shower but you don't want to see that...I'm all wet and slippery.....so it's no good!

Come on down girls.....  :o

Big T is here.....  [clap]

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Sorry Jukie as you have seen it all before......  8)

YES i have but i LOVE your look and you BIG T

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That pirate one is just freakin me out. Hey Jukie, where's that cringe smiley?

Funny how a thread just for girls turns into a thread about men  [roll]

yes techno girls like looking at men,  as much as guys like looking at girl wge smile just don't normally do it out loud. that cringe smiley moght have me beat let see. i will post it under smiley thread.

don't worry Bazz, it ain't real....just fool'in, it's actually a sweet potato that one of the girls at Disney found.

thats not what a ex virgin told me and to prove it she showed me a photo of you love lounge  ;D


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Jukie, here's one after I got home from a ride...leathers are off...

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now Spidy, you do have to actually show me the picture   ;D

I know , I know,  this is a GIRLS only thread , but, I reckon this is the appropriate place for this one ??? [thumbsup] ;D

HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS B!TCH (Insert any name you like in the appropriate spots!! [cheeky])

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her
excitement.................... not even her parent's nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best
dressed mother of the bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young
wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!

Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused.

'Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing
it,' she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, 'Never mind sweetheart.
I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.'

A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you
going to return the other dress?  You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it.

Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to
the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.'

NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY?

sure, I've fixed it up, just remember that under this ugly exterior is a really nice guy!

hhhmmm really i wonder

BUMPS, LUMPS and HUMPS............... ;D

Just thought I would do us girls a favour ;D

Hey Jukie we should do what they do on the friday funnies, except instead of a joke post a new pic every week   ;D.......................................what you reckon???? everyone can play [roll]

Except I have been to slack to learn how to post pics on this new site :-\

EGAS

yes sounds great, you show me where i can get the pictures from, and i will try and place them on the forum.

A similar thread was not OK in the womens forum...

it's not OK here either.

edit to explain...

It's against forum rules to post pictures of half naked women....That also applies to pictures of men.

Forum rules apply in all the local boards.

If this thread hadn't been reported to the moderators I wouldn't have locked it.