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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: MrFryMoto on October 13, 2008, 11:31:25 AM



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Post by: MrFryMoto on October 13, 2008, 11:31:25 AM
Stolen from MotoGPFan's post....
(http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg209/motogpfan1/desmo.jpg)


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Post by: rgramjet on October 13, 2008, 11:33:46 AM
"Anybody have a Cyanide capsule handy?"


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Post by: mitt on October 13, 2008, 11:47:21 AM
"Did anyone see me" (looks to the left, then the right)


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Post by: Slag on October 13, 2008, 11:49:27 AM
Will you take a check?


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Post by: Oldfisti on October 13, 2008, 11:50:21 AM
"Alright, nobody move! I think my contact lens is down here somewhere..."


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Post by: Mother on October 13, 2008, 11:53:34 AM
"I wonder if this is how Custer felt?"


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Post by: Buckethead on October 13, 2008, 11:56:19 AM
I don't understand it. I've put like a full 1000 miles on my 620 and this thing doesn't have that much more power...


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Post by: Ducatiloo on October 13, 2008, 12:00:22 PM
Damn it Rossi cut me off again with his pit scooter!


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Post by: Grampa on October 13, 2008, 12:01:20 PM
"mommy"


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Post by: Buckethead on October 13, 2008, 12:01:28 PM
Damn it Rossi cut me off again with his pit scooter!

 [clap] [clap] [clap] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


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Post by: Ducatiloo on October 13, 2008, 12:01:39 PM
Oh crap my rain pants keep water in as well!


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Post by: cdnrcr on October 13, 2008, 12:02:53 PM
Broken bones can heal, but I will be really bummed if my tank is scratched.


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Post by: Statler on October 13, 2008, 12:03:06 PM
But all those DMF folk said it'd be a fine beginners bike if I was carefull with the throttle.  The ones with more than 50 posts are veterans right?


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Post by: ducducgooseme on October 13, 2008, 12:28:20 PM
"motogp race replica bike:  $70,000
private track membership $50,000
Thinking money buys skill....  priceless

Visa...

"


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Post by: Spicoli on October 13, 2008, 12:28:38 PM
"that was NOT as fun as my slip-and-slide"  :(


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Post by: Grampa on October 13, 2008, 12:30:48 PM
"motogp race replica bike:  $70,000
private track membership $50,000
chasing Randall on his 620  and passing him for just one corner ....  priceless

Visa...

"

fixed


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Post by: Blackout on October 13, 2008, 12:33:48 PM
Wanna get away?
-Southwest


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Post by: Mother on October 13, 2008, 12:35:25 PM
Ride it like you stole it...borrowed it


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Post by: CairnsDuc on October 13, 2008, 12:51:55 PM
In best Steve Irwin Voice

"I've caught the rare and elusive Desmosidici, Now I've got it on the ground, I'm going to jam my thumb up it's exhaust pipe!"   [thumbsup]









With all respect to the late Mr Irwin


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Post by: superjohn on October 13, 2008, 01:01:04 PM
"I REALLY don't  want to turn around do I?"


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Post by: DCXCV on October 13, 2008, 01:14:05 PM
This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia.


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Post by: Oldfisti on October 13, 2008, 01:22:44 PM
"Alright. You can ride it around the track ONCE. But be careful! This thing will knock your dick in the dirt."


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Post by: Grampa on October 13, 2008, 01:32:30 PM
(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/ty-3.jpg?t=1223933421)


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Post by: superjohn on October 13, 2008, 01:41:20 PM
Having read the story from the other thread I would like to also add

"And this is how I keeps the ladies behind me!!"


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Post by: NeufUnSix on October 13, 2008, 01:57:54 PM
"F***ing shitty Ducatis, I'm going back to my Gixxer"

Ego > Skill

Hindsight means looking backwards.


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Post by: r_ciao on October 13, 2008, 01:58:17 PM
Checklist:

1) borrow friend's Desmosedici.  check.
2) crash it at a track day.  check.
3) hope that nobody takes picture of crash.  no such luck.
4) pray that friend lets you live another day.  uhmmmm.
5) live in infamy on the internet.  Done!


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Post by: ryandalling on October 13, 2008, 02:20:16 PM
Calamari... the deep fried squid.

or


"I told you the CBR1000RR was a better starter bike."


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Post by: ducpainter on October 13, 2008, 02:29:06 PM
There I was, when all of a sudden....


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Post by: NuTTs on October 13, 2008, 03:15:56 PM
Calamari... the deep fried squid.

This is THE quote.  [clap] [laugh]


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Post by: Xiphias on October 13, 2008, 04:24:18 PM
"Cheap ass bike, the traction control doesn't work"


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Post by: echelon on October 13, 2008, 05:14:45 PM
This bike slides better than my last bike


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Post by: Slag on October 13, 2008, 05:24:12 PM
These MSF courses are brutal...


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Post by: The Architect on October 13, 2008, 06:24:32 PM
Did I leave the iron on? 


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Post by: Super T.I.B on October 13, 2008, 06:58:56 PM
I didn't do it.


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Post by: herm on October 13, 2008, 08:11:29 PM
(http://www.mulliganmovie.net/Mulligan-new.jpg)


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Post by: darylbowden on October 13, 2008, 08:34:28 PM
"I feel like the 2006 Casey Stoner."


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Post by: eltristo on October 13, 2008, 09:01:03 PM
These MSF courses are brutal...

Good one!  [thumbsup]


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Post by: il d00d on October 13, 2008, 10:27:24 PM
It was like... something left, lean left, go left...


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Post by: muscle_cars_only on October 13, 2008, 11:18:27 PM
I don't understand it. I've put like a full 1000 miles on my 620 and this thing doesn't have that much more power...

Why that statement?????????? Yes the 620 is the small monster but it is great in the twisties.........I have a 955 s3 along with a cbr6 and the " 620" and coming in 30 - 60 days the aprilla 125(already ordered).. Don't knock a " Little bike" because of the cc's. Because I guarantee just like the rest of the "SQUIDS " I'll eat you up on the twistes with my little cc bike........

It's all in how you can ride , not how big your bike is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been riding street bikes for 22 years and know my limitations on one. Your statement seems a bit lame... Don't belittle a bike because it's smaller than what you have, that puts you in the " I Borrowed THE 72k bike category" It's not the size of the bike , it's how you run what you have.................


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Post by: ducpainter on October 13, 2008, 11:26:42 PM
Why that statement?????????? Yes the 620 is the small monster but it is great in the twisties.........I have a 955 s3 along with a cbr6 and the " 620" and coming in 30 - 60 days the aprilla 125.. Don't knock a " Little bike" because of the cc's. Because I guarantee just like the rest of the "SQUIDS " I'll eat you up on the twistes with my little cc bike........

It's all in how you can ride , not how big your bike is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't think he was dissing the 620...

That was directed at the rider of the desmosedici for his inexperience.


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Post by: muscle_cars_only on October 13, 2008, 11:37:59 PM
I don't think he was dissing the 620...

That was directed at the rider of the desmosedici for his inexperience.

For that , you could put damn near any bike in that category against the desmosedici !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I still take it along the lines of " penis envy" .  Whatever the poster has bike wise ,  I guarantee you he would still be in the same situation as the " borrower " of the laid down bike.


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Post by: ducpainter on October 13, 2008, 11:45:22 PM
For that , you could put damn near any bike in that category against the desmosedici !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I still take it along the lines of " penis envy" .  Whatever the poster has bike wise ,  I guarantee you he would still be in the same situation as the " borrower " of the laid down bike.
I don't think anyone is doing anything except tooling on the guy for crashing a $72000 bike that didn't belong to him.

We all know that a well ridden 620 can pass the biggest bike ridden by a slow rider...and the big bike will pull away on the straight.

Like I said...

there was no 620 bashing IMO.


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Post by: Big Troubled Bear on October 14, 2008, 12:20:49 AM
It`s a joke for @#$% sake ;D


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Post by: Buckethead on October 14, 2008, 02:32:49 AM
I wasn't knocking the 620. I was taking a swipe at this guy (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=12966.30;topicseen).

I'm sorry you got all butt-hurt. Now let it go. Deep breath. Just let it goooo....


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Post by: TiNi on October 14, 2008, 03:35:22 AM
if each member of the forum gives him a $20...


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Post by: Randimus Maximus on October 14, 2008, 04:41:27 AM
if each member of the forum gives him a $20...

he'll soon have a d16 that we can take turns wadding at the track??  [thumbsup]

 ;D


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Post by: Dana on October 14, 2008, 05:33:12 AM
This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia.

Can we vote yet?

(http://www.carlspackler.com/archive/cs_305.jpg)

"...The amazing stuff about this is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned bajesus belt that night, on this stuff."


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Post by: Scooter Montgomery on October 14, 2008, 05:38:11 AM
"We can't fight like this, not on Rex Manning Day!"

Sorry I watched Empire Records lastnight.


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Post by: Mother on October 14, 2008, 05:49:02 AM
"We can't fight like this, not on Rex Manning Day!"

Sorry I watched Empire Records lastnight.

Damn the Man !


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Post by: r_ciao on October 14, 2008, 10:27:14 AM
time to get back on topic.  these are funny.  add something already...


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Post by: Oldfisti on October 14, 2008, 11:09:54 AM
"This was WAAAY easier on PS3!"


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