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Title: Shoot, Kill, Season!
Post by: BWClark on October 22, 2008, 03:40:10 PM
http://www.seasonshot.com/Home.cfm (http://www.seasonshot.com/Home.cfm)

QuoteSeason Shot is made of tightly packed seasoning bound by a fully biodegradable food product. The seasoning is actually injected into the bird on impact, seasoning the meat from the inside out. When the bird is cooked the seasoning pellets melt into the meat spreading the flavor to the entire bird. Forget worrying about shot breaking your teeth and start wondering about which flavor shot to use!


1. Load your gun with Season Shot and let the hunt begin. Watch as your bird is seasoned on impact leaving no harmful waste behind in the environment.   

2. Forget about removing shot, prepare the whole bird for dinner! The Season Shot pellets will melt in the oven seasoning the entire bird.   

3. Enjoy! No wasted time, no wasted meat, no waste left behind. Finally there's a better way!


Title: Re: Shoot, Kill, Season!
Post by: Buckethead on October 22, 2008, 03:56:25 PM
Pure.

F'ing.

Genius.

[bow_down]
Title: Re: Shoot, Kill, Season!
Post by: Triple J on October 22, 2008, 04:06:09 PM
That is great!  [thumbsup]  [laugh]
Title: Re: Shoot, Kill, Season!
Post by: Slag on October 22, 2008, 04:21:29 PM
 [clap] [bow_down] [bow_down]

That just made Thanksgiving dinner SO much easier  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Shoot, Kill, Season!
Post by: superjohn on October 22, 2008, 04:34:25 PM
Maybe I just think about the worst, but I see an episode of CSI in the future where the victim has multiple GSW's and a faint smell of garlic.
Title: Re: Shoot, Kill, Season!
Post by: Le Pirate on October 22, 2008, 04:40:23 PM
I think I'm going to have to pick up a box

you think they have 12 and 20 gauge?


I want some 20's for dove hunting
Title: Re: Shoot, Kill, Season!
Post by: DY on October 23, 2008, 11:31:22 AM
For those who like their poultry slightly more seasoned...Walk up to your catch, and pump a few more rounds into it.   [clap]
Title: Re: Shoot, Kill, Season!
Post by: Speedbag on October 23, 2008, 11:35:19 AM
Damn, you can't buy it yet. I was ready to buy....  :(
Title: Re: Shoot, Kill, Season!
Post by: somegirl on October 23, 2008, 07:07:02 PM
Kind of reminds me of the gene gun (http://www.bio.davidson.edu/COURSES/Bio111/genegun.html).