Kinda funny... http://www.dailyinterweb.com/2008/10/a-ricers-guide-to-driving/ (http://www.dailyinterweb.com/2008/10/a-ricers-guide-to-driving/)
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#1 doesn't count, though... it's not tailgating. it's drafting! ;D
#10 is my favorite, couldn't be more true [roll]
why is there no mention of the massive horsepower adding melon shooter exhaust.
Kinda mentioned in #9 but not to the extent of melon shooting. [laugh]
another rule...make sure those rims cost at least double what you paid for the car!!
#8 I saw a Ricer blow a tire coming off an exit trying that. Still makes me laugh thinking about it.
Speed limits are for suckers. Do not under any circumstances go below the speed limit.......or you will be killed. Wait, who wrote this?
If it was Clarkson I can assure you it would be much wittier! [thumbsup]
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they need
#11) passing someone at 100mph+ and then flashing your hazard lights indicates to them that you, do in fact, have a superior, larger penis.
Plus, if youre a ricer up here in Verrrrmont, make sure you've got the rust holes in the rear fender too, it shows how long you've been kickin' it in da streets. consider it a badge of honor.