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Title: Ricer's guide to driving...
Post by: Oldfisti on October 24, 2008, 12:27:08 AM
Kinda funny...           http://www.dailyinterweb.com/2008/10/a-ricers-guide-to-driving/ (http://www.dailyinterweb.com/2008/10/a-ricers-guide-to-driving/)
Title: Re: Ricer's guide to driving...
Post by: teddy037.2 on October 24, 2008, 01:58:10 AM
 [laugh]

#1 doesn't count, though... it's not tailgating. it's drafting!  ;D
Title: Re: Ricer's guide to driving...
Post by: cbartlett419 on October 24, 2008, 05:33:10 AM
#10 is my favorite, couldn't be more true [roll]
Title: Re: Ricer's guide to driving...
Post by: KnightofNi on October 24, 2008, 11:01:27 AM
why is there no mention of the massive horsepower adding melon shooter exhaust.
Title: Re: Ricer's guide to driving...
Post by: Oldfisti on October 24, 2008, 11:08:37 AM
Kinda mentioned in #9 but not to the extent of melon shooting.  [laugh]
Title: Re: Ricer's guide to driving...
Post by: darkduc7 on October 24, 2008, 11:28:25 AM
another rule...make sure those rims cost at least double what you paid for the car!!
Title: Re: Ricer's guide to driving...
Post by: Ducatiloo on October 24, 2008, 12:34:28 PM
#8 I saw a Ricer blow a tire coming off an exit trying that.  Still makes me laugh thinking about it.
Title: Re: Ricer's guide to driving...
Post by: Jarvicious on October 24, 2008, 01:10:18 PM
Speed limits are for suckers.  Do not under any circumstances go below the speed limit.......or you will be killed.  Wait, who wrote this?
Title: Re: Ricer's guide to driving...
Post by: Oldfisti on October 24, 2008, 01:18:17 PM
If it was Clarkson I can assure you it would be much wittier!  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Ricer's guide to driving...
Post by: Le Pirate on October 24, 2008, 05:52:44 PM
 [laugh]

they need

#11) passing someone at 100mph+ and then flashing your hazard lights indicates to them that you, do in fact, have a superior, larger penis.
Title: Re: Ricer's guide to driving...
Post by: darkduc7 on October 24, 2008, 06:28:51 PM
Plus, if youre a ricer up here in Verrrrmont, make sure you've got the rust holes in the rear fender too, it shows how long you've been kickin' it in da streets. consider it a badge of honor.