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Yep, you read the title correctly  [bacon]  [bacon]  [bacon]: It's the holiday season, and what better way to kick it off than creating your own Bacon Vodka to compete in the first annual Bacon Vodka-Off  [wine]  [bacon] at Zach's and Catie's house on December 6, 2008 (exact time TBD).

[edit]: Be there @ about 3:30ish.  [thumbsup] PM Slag for directions.  [beer]

The rules, you ask? The only rule is that you can purchase the vodka of your choice, but you have to personally create the finished product.

Here's a simple recipe I found on the internets to get you started:

Ingredients

3 slices bacon
crushed black peppercorns (optional)
vodka

Directions
1. Fry up three strips of bacon.

2. Add cooked bacon to a clean pint sized mason jar.

3. Trim the ends of the bacon if they are too tall to fit in the jar and add optional crushed black peppercorns.
 
4. Fill the jar up with vodka. Cap and place in a dark cupboard for at least three weeks.

5. At the end of the three week resting period, place the bacon vodka in the freezer to solidify the fats.

6. Strain out the fats through a coffee filter to yield a clear filtered pale yellow bacon vodka.

7. pour into bottles and enjoy.

Discuss...

Nothing says "Happy Holidays" like sharing bacon and vodka with kith and kin.

 [bacon] [beer]

Can we call it "Badka"?

[laugh]

We'll have to let the judges decide....  ;)  [thumbsup]

That sounds nasty and I like both bacon and vodka.

I don't know. If you like a nice dirty martini this shouldn't be to bad.

Plus you get bacon in a heart friendly and inebriating liquid form. All the flavor... none of the fat.  ;D

Some of the best things in life are "nasty" (and sweaty, stinky, sticky, dirty...)   ;D

Maybe I should do a PepperedPatronBacon?   [cheeky]

 [popcorn]

Sounds great [thumbsup] I am starting mine tonight  ;D I need to find a bottle with the worm...

One calendar note: the AMS Christmas Party is on the night...just saying.  [wine]

EEEWWWW!!!

ok - i'll do it !

I bet you're not kidding  [roll]

 [bacon]  [bacon]  [bacon]  [bacon]

What's a party without bacon vodka!?

...and my offering is now steeping.  [thumbsup]  [evil]


 [bacon] [bacon] [bacon]


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I've got a bad feeling about all this...

I spy something......green!
 hmmmm.... interesting   8)

Hmmm.... this brings back memories of high school biology class....  :-\

you in? come on... you know you wanna!!  ;D

How long did you cook that bacon CJ ? a nanosecond ?? Weird science man !! Whereever the tasting is better have sleeping accommodations and cardiac defibrillator !

High school biology?!?  Do we have to disect  the vodka before we drink it? 

That there bacon would be considered "cooked to the level of perfection."   [wine]



Kickin' it up a notch ;)



Now, I can't give away all my secrets this early....  [bacon]  8)

Just threw up in my mouth

+  [puke] 1

there's weed in it?

I think Maple bacon might be good   ;D

Zach, you should try frying the bacon after the infusion.

+1 - but I might try it anyway :P

Now that's what I'm talkin' about.  [thumbsup]

and what swanny said all rolled into one for me

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I hope you guys distribute ICE info before drinking that stuff!

I have made a few batches. Poured a shot out of one last night. Not bad  [thumbsup] I was completely surprised  [beer]

So your tellin me there's a chance......

Good to know  [thumbsup]

Imagine after three weeks of steeping....  :D  [evil]  [bacon]  [bacon]

It would help to know who the judges are for this "competition".  I'm brewing a vanilla vodka, vanilla coffee bean, bacon thing that CJ is gonna love !  Early tests reveal that it is like a highly fortified skid row breakfast power drink that picks you up & lays you out !!   [evil]

I'm gonna win !! uh .. I'm not sure what I win  ??? .. but I'm gonna win !!!!  [thumbsup]  I'm also working up a second flavor too with a secret ingredient ( hint - vodka comes in more than just 90 proof ) - be careful not to spill any on a Ducati gas tank at the party - it would be like salt on a snail !!  [bacon]

 [drink]   [bacon] [beer]  [bacon]  [wine]  [bacon]  [wine]   [bacon]   [bacon]  [wine]

 
 [puke]  [puke]  [puke]  [puke]  [puke]  [puke]  [puke]  [puke]  [puke]  [puke]

Wrong!   :P but I'm glad you let me know what you're doing cuz I was gonna do the same thing (vanilla)

 [bacon]  [bacon]  [bacon]

tonights the night  [thumbsup]

 [coffee]  [bacon] Cyclonette is frying up the left-over bacon from the BVO ! MMMMM!  We seldom have bacon!  Thanks CJ for the excuse & opportunity to indulge in bacon !!!  [bow_down]

ThelmaLou, my Bacon AAOctane Vanilla/Coffee Starter Fluid  [evil] will defeat all competitors !  If yours won't burn when you put a match to it, I'm a lap ahead !   [moto]

 [bacon]  [bacon]  [bacon]  [bacon]  [bacon]  [bacon]  [bacon]

As I've said before, there really is no good excuse to not be makin' bacon.  ;)


As far as the "contest," "judges," and "prizes," there are still many details to work out. I get the feeling it's probably going to be make-it-up-as-we-go....  ;D

No need to get too detailed - there's devils there ! & you needn't worry cause I got the winner right here !!  Italian crystal container so touches no metal, twice daily gentle agitations ...  [cheeky]  [bacon]  [bacon]

Yeah, well mine is being made with the cats out of the 696. That's platinum, baby  [thumbsup]

 ??? What happened to the third then?  You know, "Happy Birthday, Mr. President ...." ;D

cdc

well ya know - just can't get enough  [bacon]   :P

I'm lost

Birthday Bacon for BarneePhife...  ;)

pics or it never happened  :o

Are there 3 weeks left?

Plenty of time  [thumbsup]

Plenty of time to prepare something inferior to my AAOctane Starter Fluid !!

Plenty of floor space and blankets at my house  [thumbsup] If you don't mind sleeping next to Tommy...

don't get me wrong...i like vodka very much, and vodka very much as well....but please someone school me in why the two are supposed to meet??

thx.

Fixed it for you!  Once you try a little of my AAOctane Starter Fluid you will understand, or if you try enough you will no longer care, why bacon & vodka were made for each other !!

So.....you don't know about the alcohol, but no comment on the sleeping arrangements......(not that there's anything wrong with that)

Just took a sip. Not too bad  [thumbsup] Much stronger bacon flavor than last week.

You keep on tasting the stuff, there won't but much left to drink.   ;D

cdc

AAOctaneStarterFluid ... well, it don't take much !!  [evil]

yeah well ...I think I'll put mine in a squirt bottle - you only need one squirt !  [evil]  ;D

 [popcorn]

Ugh, I can't believe you actually tasted that wretched brew.

Maybe you can chase it with biscuits and gravy tequila.

That party will be in the Spring  ;D

Is Ronr volunteering to be our blind taste tester ?  [evil] He seems very excited about our creations  ;D [beer] [popcorn]

 [evil] There's a good possibility that the AAOctane DUCATI Starter Fluid will make you blind anyway ...  [laugh]   [bacon]

I'll probably require floor space Slag - how much room can Tommy really take up anyway?  ???

edited: to make this an official Ducatisti post!

Floor space......  ???     
 I have my own room  :o  ;D

I do apologise for the queen size bed. You two can get nice and cozy in there  [popcorn]

not that there's anything wrong with that.........but, no.   [leo]

& So how close is the nearest motel ?   [laugh] Cyclonette plans on atttending & says "no floor, & no Tommy" ( even if she does have a small crush on him  :o ), she's just like that - yeah she is !  :-*

So anyway - PM me your address, phone #, etc. sometime & if there is a convenient hotel Slag ! [bacon]  The thing most certain is that we will not be driving home from this one !!   8) Besides AeroGeek will be frying up all the saturated bacon for breakfast the next AM - right ? right? - uh - wrong ?  [laugh]

You all can have my room  [thumbsup]

don't let it anger you......it's rather natural for that to happen to me.  8)

And we thought the sounds coming from next door were bad...Wheeeew! When those queen sheets start flapping there may be some fall out associated.

 [coffee]
I'll pass. I prefer my meat products blended into a fruit smoothie.

I'll just drink my beer and observe, if that's okay.  :P

I gotta $20 that says it's less than 12 minutes before RonR breaks down & begs for [bacon] Vodka ;D

Well, I must admit I've enjoyed some pretty bizarre custom vodka in my day, just nothing with meat ingredients.  Isn't that how the AIDS got started? ???

hmmmm.....might have a point there. I'm bringing Heineken!

RR you just have to drink the vodka not have sex with it !!!   [roll] [laugh]

My AAO Ducatisti Starter Fluid will not permit survival in solution of living organasms ( yeah I spelled that right - yes, i did too ! )   [cheeky]

Our deck will be finished by this party (well, not covered yet.) Looking for a few umbrella heaters in case of cool weather. Hopefully I can borrow or rent some.

 ;) I have a propane garage heater ( sits on ground, plugs in to 115V, propane heat with electric fan ) shall I bring it ?  [bacon]

If it is going to be cold, please do  [thumbsup]

For your consideration:

This is 'Bacon Vodka, Batch #2'



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I have one.

I believe the current most plausible scenario is that after drinking a similar concoction (bacon vodka) the human felt compelled to fornicate with a green monkey (the color was as reported by the said human).  This act or more likely repeated acts of this nature allowed the SIV (Simian Immunodeficiency virus) present in the said green monkey to infect said human (patient zero) then transpropagate and mutate into the virus now known as the HIV (Human Immunodeficiency virus) which is the infectious agent responsible for AIDS.  (ENQUIRER, 2008)

BTW, this was on their website so its credibility is inviolable. 

bpc (an alias)

So my British wife tells me that her friends at University did the same kind of things with Mars bars and other chocolates but we both think you might be going too far with meat products. But hey its your liver and who says trichinosis and alcohol poisoning cant go together. 

seeing all those jars gives me all sorts of nostalgia for my squirrel clone army....   alas, the world was not ready for my genius back then...  but today is a brand new day!

So are their size quotas for the Canopic jars full of bacon vodka, and does it have to be real bacon?

I'm getting a personal injury attorney lined up for those that might need one after this event!! I'll be taking half of their retainer and fee for the referral... seems fair to me! [clap]

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 [bow_down]  Ah the wisdom of CDC's and Fastwin's comments have let me to the conclusion that a waiver of liability MUST be signed by anyone wanting to sample my AAOctane Ducatisi Starter Fluid.  [thumbsup]

 :P After a long consultation with my attorneys over at Beetme, Bytemie, Whypmye, & Spankmea they have prepared a suitable instrument!  Special thanks to CDC because these guys had clauses covering drinking while driving & the possible ill effects of nitrates on the body, but none of those slackers came up with a clause protecting me in the event that AAODSF gave people the desire to have WILD MONKEY SEX  :-X !  Wow, you'd think they woulda seen that one coming all on their own  !!   [bacon]  [bacon]  [bacon]

EDIT: Now with photo of my elixir !!! I love removing and re-posting to bump !!!!!!!

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30220661&l=4aae9&id=1026945531 (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30220661&l=4aae9&id=1026945531)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW2t4yl-hFE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW2t4yl-hFE)

Lyndy drank it tonight.....after Zach said it had a part of im in it.  [puke]

95% vodka
4% bacon
1% pure luv

Nothing but the best for my friends  [thumbsup]

that's what she said

You just thought that was fat floating in it...

 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [puke]

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Caution: What happens to the bacon after it's been used and abused and drained?

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 [evil] & here I was worried I was dragging this thread into the gutter with my WILD MONKEY SEX comments  [laugh]

What was I ever worried about ??  [cheeky]  [bacon]  [bacon]  [bacon]

"Note the rare Peruvian expresso beans from a mystical Shaman !!!"

Don't get in my way people; I'm first in line for this stuff!  :o

Starting to look pretty brown  [thumbsup]

pretty tasty too even though I think vodka is nasty   :P

It is all about the secret ingredient.

   

takes one to know one!   :-*

that's it, I'm making a drink.

I'll take one too  [beer]

We need more pics!!!!

where's the beef?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug75diEyiA0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug75diEyiA0)

that was totally my inspriration....

The problem was NOT a lack of beef...

Was it the pudding?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr6efnY9Ebw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr6efnY9Ebw)

That must be your reward for being poster #100!

It's my reward for being civil this weekend.....

I was all into the Shatner pudding video until he started spooning pudding out of his mouth.  Just something about that image that was disturbing... [puke]

That was Tommy's favorite part

LSD Bacon Vodka Challenge   ;D
Sample # 4

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You have made 4  :o

no....was counting the pics that had been posted  :P

Whew! I thought that I was behind the curve  [thumbsup]

Awesome!!  I'm totally gonna drink some now!




 [puke]

Am I the only one that sees the face of the Virgin Mary in Thelma Lou's Bacon Vodka?

Am I the only one that sees the male body part in Slag's sample?

If you ask me they ALL look like failed alien cloning biology experiments left over from 1947.  [puke] Personally I can't wait to see the massive horking that will take place when everyone starts laughing at CJ's look on his face when he does a shot of one of these experiments. The chunks will be flying! There you go Jim, how's that for a mental snapshot?  [thumbsup]

Personally, I see Chachi from Happy Day's.

All non-vegitable, so we are on-target here.  [thumbsup]

Chachi from Happy Days was a vegetable.

Yes, you are & we will thank you to keep your disturbing imagination to yourself henceforth !!!   [bacon]  [bacon]  [bacon]

People may see things IN the competitiors vodka - they will see things ON AAOctane Ducatisti Starter Fluid !!!  [bow_down]  [bacon]

On a Professional basis?

Really?  I would have pegged him for a fruit!

no.. no.. purely personal.  ;)

Do you understand the greatness of your statement? Look up pegged in the urban dictionary. NSFW.

I know....  Sometimes I like to open the door on purpose just to watch you guys rattle your cages.  [thumbsup]

Too much time on your hands, Slag?!?

Okay, so I can't take full credit - I'm not that clever.  I looked up pegged on urban dictionary.  If only I was that clever, I might be dangerous!  :D

It seems that I do. Probably will for the next few months. Any photographers here need an assistant/apprentice?

How much can you afford to pay Aerogeek afford to pay to find you something to occupy your time ?  [coffee]

ouch

[popcorn]

I have been told that I must have a regular and positive monetary contribution to the houehold by early next year... [bang] [bang]

I've been told that by Cyclonette for years !  Once again I think I'm being funny and I just being an idiot, sorry Slag ...   [bang]  [bang]  [bang]

Nothing to be sorry for. It is just the truth right now  :'(

 :-X Well since I left this thread in an awk ward  state I will return it to BaconVodka, it's shocking ingredients, & wild monkey sex ! AAODSF will not be getting it's daily agitation ( free she said ) for a while since I'm out for Thanksgiving - hope you DFWM' ers have a great Holiday.   [beer] 

That's some nasty looking vodka.  You people have fun with that one.

My Bacon Vodka is gonna kick yet Bacon Vodka's butt ;D

Back up off me L'A D'J !  A butt view is all your schwein vodka will get of AAOctane Ducatisti Starter Fluid !! 

With the "big event" less than a week away, has the TBD time been determined?  Just trying to coordinate it into my busy itinerary.

Could you update the first post in the thread to reflect the time this thing is kicking off?

Thanks!

OK who is running the show, CJ or Slag?  BTW mine has been in the freezer for two weeks, better safe than sorry.

We may all be sorry afterwords anyway. :P

You mean we had to appoint someone for that?  ;D

As soon as Zach gives a time, I'll change the first post.  [thumbsup]

Whenever. We can do early afternoon or evening. 3 pm or 6 pm? I was planning on grilling burgers & stuff  [thumbsup]

Woo hoo! I'm excited  ;D not so much about the meat infused vodka - although mine will be the best  :P
hanging with some cool peeps NOW that's what I'm talkin bout!  [beer]

I bet I can get there bout 6ish - just in time for the REALLY good pics. ;D

yeah, whatever... dream on!

I've got 4 bacon varietals steeping, & I also went of the list & did a coupla other secret flavas, just for fun ;D

 [beer] Cool that this will start early !!  Burgers sound really great !! ( especially with Bacon on them )! We will bring some snacks to accompany them and the propane blower heater.  [thumbsup]

Thanks Slag, Aerogeek, and CJ for hosting such a mind bending start to the Holidays !!   [clap]  Let us know if you need other stuff like chairs, stomach pumps, ammo, etc. that we should bring along.  Maybe I will actually smoke a cigar again like in THC - what was that cigar CJ gave me - a " PartyGas " cigar ??????  Maybe if I go by a shop they can suggest something !  [laugh]

My AAOctane Ducatisti Starter Fluid has three words for all competitors !  Veni, Vidi, Vici !  [bacon]  [bacon]  [bacon]

Is the deck finished?  ???

Yeah, we're gonna need to stumble off of it at some point....

Nope. Too much going on, and we just didn't have time.

let's see, it's Tuesday morning, no job, & party's not 'til Saturday... Git Bizzy ;D

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http://walmartstores.com/Careers/ (http://walmartstores.com/Careers/)

you need to delete this post.......
Don't want to give Zach a complex.....
Plus his new roommate never helped him finish it.....what an ass... [roll]

Do I ned to bring a sleeping bag, or is there plenty o' couch space?!? ;D

Fixed  [thumbsup]


I'll have some on hand--maybe even the "Party Gas" [laugh] variety....

Awww... c'mon, there's still how many days left?  Just call a mod-deck party and he'll have that deck finished in no time!

One couch is spoken for, 3 remain  [thumbsup]

that's right pregnant doges.....stay off my couch.  (I call upstairs couch, my GF and I will be needing it)

You probably should consult Wallace and make sure the harmonic tension is set just right on that couch - wouldn't want your timing to be compromised !

yeah, wishful thinking.....one of these days I'll quit making hand jokes  :P

So if I ride a duck but my wife rides a Honda can we still come and will she be ridiculed? Cause if she is not going to be made fun of I don't want to go. Actual we are both interested in how fast the multicolored after effects will begin?

Kirk

I'm kinda the live in there.....and I have an R1, and the host has an R6  [thumbsup] Join the fun, just stay off the upstairs couch  ;)

RonR rides a Honda (that leaks), led the Ducs on Hill Country rides, and no one ever "ridicules" him ( if you've seen his avatar that will give you a clue why !!!! ).  Everyone on the forum seems to tease a little, and sometimes humor goes wrong, but it is all in good fun & if anyone goes too far ( probably me ) just tell them to back up off you !  

With my AAOctane Ducatisti Starter Fluid the psychotropic properties will get you into an altered state at lightspeed ! I can't speak for the other "loser" bacon vodkas - rumor has it that someone was wack enough to use Bac-O's - soybean baKon bitz - ugh !! Just wrong !!

Off with his head  [evil] I am a very tolerant person, but do not jack with bacon bits  [bang]

This ridicule must end!  I'll have you know I purchased a tiny mirror on a stick last weekend and before long, I will actually peer into my fuel tank and identify the source of the leak. I will then go about fixing the leak. Just don't rush me.

This sounds like the lead up to a joke that ends with a lighter and you with no eyebrows.

Oh, Mr. Cy comes clean now. I see. I see how you are! uh huh.  ;D

 :'( That's why I felt compelled to start The Official DFWM Apology Thread, I'm a repeat offender - that & some wankers kept burying their apologies on obscure threads where they would go unseen !

Hello - my name is Donald, & I'm a hoofinmouthaholic & have no Ducati !   I've been clean for, uh 20 minutes ?

Oh well, I make the best bacon vodka which the Surgeon General says may cause desire for wild monkey sex or other delirium!

like one of these sticks?

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and they double as a great light-source, too!!   [thumbsup]

Man, if that candle floats, I think we have a winner!

Can we get an updated list of attendees?

"Me"  (flying solo for this one I think)

 [roll] Cyclonette & I will attend - she may drink light  ??? ( she says ) so I can sample vodka & she will drive home !  Whatta Gal !!  [laugh]
This way maybe I will not have to impose by sleeping it off there ..  [thumbsup]

I figure I'll be toast by 7:30 anyway haha hoho no it's true ....  [bacon] but I'll do my best to do my  [bacon] duty !!

Jim n Lyndy  :P

Beth and Kirk are in we are going to need directions or someone to follow.

Kirk

I'll try and swing by there for a bit, I have a training ride in the morning and should be around town somewhere

This weekend is my hell datacenter move.  If I make it, I will be sleep deprived, angry and very..  very...  THIRSTY ( but not for freakin' meat vodka, for Xenu's sake... ).  So, yeah, hoping I can come.  Not what you would call 100%.  But then, when am I?

wizzrd to yo' mizzutha...

By the way, I really like your hair today.  All of you.  It looks nice.

Well thank you for noticing!  I spent a lot of time on it this morning.

I made something special that The Svoloch will love.  I can't enter the competition since no bacon was harmed in the making of this beverage.  It is for recreational use only.

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What if I don't have any bacon vodka; and what if I show up on my F250 mover? Will I still be accepted. Will people still like me?  :-\

Ronr, that looks awesome  [thumbsup]

Will, we will accept you, but please be careful parking that beast  [bang] My F-250 might not fare as well this time  ;D

I'll be there.  [thumbsup]

Current list:

Slag
Aerogeek
tweaker &  tweakerette
CJ
Cylcone & Cyclonette
BarneePhife & ThelmaLou
Ronr & Ronrette
L'Avatar
Wallace
♣ McKraut ♣
bryant8
dallas2r
Dosgatos
Red
cdc
Svoloch
Bullethead & Bulletheadette


Anyone else?

Enjoy as a preview:

http://baconvodka.googlepages.com/154450.html (http://baconvodka.googlepages.com/154450.html)

I think the wife is coming. To the bacon vodka party.

Fantastic  [thumbsup] Updated guest list  ;D

This party is a good one to have a designated driver for !  big rubber boots for standing near the fence, and a bucket, and a cool wet washcloth, ammonium nitrate.......    [moto]

Thanks CJ for posting the Google thing which clearly demonstrates that a sensible lovely young woman can brew and consume this concoction and survive really enjoy it !!   ;D   I see she too used high octane vodka - very sensible  [thumbsup] very potent, don't spill any on a Ducati gas tank !!!  [leo]

dude.... What about tweakerette?

She can judge

She can hold your drink

I have recently been forwarded a picture of Ms. tweakerette...
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Not Ba aa aa aad

 [evil] Ewe have to be kidding !!  [moto]

Slipping into something a little more comfortable...

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I have been informed that due to excessive millage this is not a possible outing for us. We wanted to ride there but she is just getting started riding in the US(Read Brit) and is a bit nervous about the distance since we live near Abrams and Northwest Hwy. Yes we both know we are losers, no need to remind us and sorry for bailing.

Kirk

Sorry that you cannot make it. There will be plenty more  [thumbsup]

It was the sheep, wasn't it...

Cage it - at least half won't be on 2 wheels  ;)

Thelma Lou is right  [thumbsup]

+1

(I've learned not to disagree with ThelmaLou.  ;))

you can't disagree, even when they're wrong they're right........ 

 :P Don't start with me -  I just finished a session of Christmas card prep !  [puke]

You need to read my book.  ;)

Done we even have some one to ride with or follow.
Kirk

Good news  [thumbsup]

 ;D Double filtered the vodka tonight - pounded a shot !!!! This could be the stuff Dr. Jekell used to summon Mr. Hyde !

If your body is a temple you could use bacon vodka to strip the old paint off before you remodel it ! 

Maybe I will drink beer at the vodka party !  [beer]

Seriously thinking about ditching my responsibilities and headin over there to witness the destruction of your livers...

Chapter 17, The Holiday Season, says to humor her requests for help preparing Christmas greetings for friends and family. Observe her careful preparations. Make helpful suggestions that  happen to be a little more clever than what she has already worked so hard on. Don't immediately take no for an answer. Make as many suggestions as possible and ask lots of questions. You're just trying to help. She may ask you to go ride your motorcycle after awhile. Begrudgingly accept.  

Man you're good.  [bow_down]

 [bow_down]   [bow_down]   [bow_down]   [bacon]  [bow_down]   [bow_down]   [bow_down]

 [laugh]  [laugh]  Nice!

Food and Drinks


I will supply the burgers and the brauts, as well as the buns for the meat. I also have quite a few beers left over fron the Hill Country trip. Things that we could need:

Side items for dinner
Snack food for the long night of drinking
Sodas (gasp!)
Anything else yo can think of


It will be cold tomorrow night. For the cigar aficionados, Cyclone has been kind enough to supply a propane heater. I would still recommend dressing for the cold.

Sleeping arrangements:
Please feel free to crash here, rather than crashing on the drive home. I have a few pads and  blow up mattresses, three couches, and a few blankets and pillows.  Everyone is welcome to stay. Hell, I may even cook breakfast.  I believe that L'Avatar has already spoken for a couch.

This should be epic  [thumbsup]

I'll bring along some slaw.  [thumbsup]

Baked Beans and soda  ;)

Isn't it illegal to "Contribute to the Delinquency of a Minor"?!? ;D [evil]

I also have some Miller products that RichD left with me after the HC trip. And some plastic forkware.

I am also going to cook a turkey, and probably smoke some cornish hens. Getting rid of some unused turkey day food  [thumbsup]

Any directions or map of some sort to help us get there??

PM sent

gottit

 :-X  A word of warning to those removing the bacon to filter their vodka - put it in a baggie before dropping it in the trash.

If Cyclonette had smelled the garage trash before I did & moved it out then I would be going for a psychiatric evaluation instead of the party.   [puke] !

Now let us never speak of this again !  :-\

Wow.  I've heard of some weird fetishes   :o  but that one takes the cake!   [puke]

this is one fetish you can count me in on.

i will bring stuff that fits in a backpack.

also i'll go out on a limb here and guess that i'll be claiming a 6'1" x 3' space on a floor somewhere.

and do you have an impact wrench at your place?

The space is yours, but no impact wrench. Sorry...

this is one fetish you can count me out on  :P

Though I'd like nothing more than to see the looks on everyones faces when they taste these porkly concoctions, I'm going to have to bail on the festivities. I've got a 75-100+ mile training ride on Saturday that will put me out of commission.

Unacceptable.

Fail. :P

I'm RSVPing again to this fiasco in the making. I'm already planning my recovery mode for Sunday. I will be attendance with a hawtie (spousal unit). I'm trying to get her to wear her RED mini skirt. It's both seasonally festive and Ducati RED. RED likes RED. ....how yooooou doin !!!! [thumbsup]

hope she's got some warm stockings......he keeps his house a nice and comfy 48º

Ah, trying to slow the ageing process?  [roll]

Well, sense you put it that way I'll tell her to put on the Full length coat (not of animal harvested hides) MukLuks and Took.  [thumbsup]

Awesome chocolate rum cake minus nuts - pretty please  :-*

Hmmm...dang Thel, you have something there! I may just have to get her to do that. BRILLIANT!

+11

i hear the neighbors liked it

It was returned

Current list:

Slag
Aerogeek
tweaker
CJ
Cylcone & Cyclonette
BarneePhife & ThelmaLou
Ronr & Ronrette
L'Avatar
Wallace
♣ McKraut ♣
bryant8
Dosgatos
Red & Redette
cdc
Svoloch
Bullethead & Bulletheadette
Webspoke

I hope that's sarcasm....

teh fail
teh solution:  it's about a 75 mile ride to from your place to slag's....  He's got a nice bike rack for you to park your cycle on while you partake of the recovery drink (read bacon vodka).

I will be there from 4:00ish to 6:00ish with the kids...

After that, I will arrive again around 7:00 to claim my spot to sheep.  I mean sleep.

what's the addy?  we may try to make it if it's not too damn far.  pm me pls
thanks

Dood, you better be on your way, with DesmoLu in tow, if you know what's good for you.
Just sayin'...

PM sent  [thumbsup]

Current list:

Slag
Aerogeek
tweaker
CJ
Cylcone & Cyclonette
BarneePhife & ThelmaLou
Ronr & Ronrette
L'Avatar
Wallace
♣ McKraut ♣
bryant8
Dosgatos
Red & Redette
cdc
Svoloch
Bullethead & Bulletheadette
Webspoke
Muskrat & Fiancee

I bought vegan mushroom burgers for Svoloch, but could not find vegan buns. If you want 'em, you bring 'em  [thumbsup]

Great! Always good to see those awesome kids of yours!

Well, no Partagas (man, I get ADD in cigar stores...), but I did get some pretty good smokes. I'll also have some Capones. [thumbsup]

dude...i'm there.

with cheetos.

In addition to the Russian-porky-juice, I'll bring a batch of red chile aka Buster Poindexter. ;D ;)

Just thought: stogies and bacon vodka, might just work.

dude...i just got hit by "america for christ"....  i'm leaving my apartment now.  need anything on my way over????

We're good. Come on over  [thumbsup]

I'll try to remember and bring some kickass hot sauce I picked up at the taqueria.

OK, I'm bringing:

3 cheeses, crackers, & pears
Chips & 2 hot suaces
20ib ice
6 vinfused vodkas- 4 involving bacon
Bloody Mary mix
4 limes
toothbrush & jammies

ANything else?!?

You made 6?   [bow_down]

 [evil] Slag - how are you fixed for shot glasses?  ;D Should I bring a couple?

I think Catie mentioned something about rubber bands... :P

So, ummm, anyone else saving their bacon for breakfast tomorrow? I mean, it was cooked, & it's been preserved in 40% alcohol...

I have 10 or so

- 1  [bacon]  [puke]

Also bringing 11 shot glasses

I bought a bag full of [gasp] plastic ones.

we are coming over  [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink]
what should we bring?  I'll buy some beer of course

♣ McKraut  has passed my house 3 times  [bang]

Beer is all we need  [thumbsup]

 [evil] Ladies & Gentlemen Hooligans the final product & hopefully winner of the DFWM One Off Bacon/Vodka-OFF!


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OMW!!!

+1

+4 Riding with bullethead & ette

Hope everyone is having fun (if you can still see or read).  Just got home from today's running around, will have to catch up later   [roll]

Dan is hired as the camp cook! That sauce was base man! Really base. As in a great base start to some really kick ass chili for the 10th Annual Excuse Me Darlin Chili Cook Off. For only the experienced chili cooks. Need not mention those who could but have already bowed out of this world class chili cook off. It's ok though. There will be a 11th Annual Excuse Me Darlin Chili Cook Off in 2010.

you did make some funny faces.  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
say, I left my green cooler with vodka and soda on the counter next to Slag's fridge.  Can you get it for me before he syphons the vodka?
Thanks.

Ok, overall, I had my doubts about this event even meriting a mention in the anals of epicurian highlights in Fort Worth's elite events. I was wrong. This far surpassed even my remote expectations of sensory experimentations into the unknown world of processed, roasted, packaged meat goods combined with alchohol. I hate to be a spoiler but after all the judges had assembled and the judging had passed the results were this:

1st and 3rd Places  - L' Avatar du Jour
                Comments: I suppsose there might something to say about freshness here. For only having been 'cooking' a weeks time these entries came away the hands down favorites. First up the heavy smokey bacon infused taste with hints of pepper and a high kick factor but tamed  aftertaste won the overall best in class. A second entry by this entrant scored a narrow third edgeing out Slags rassberry infused bacon vodka recepe. Du Jour's entry crossing both catorgories of original thread bareing quality of infused bacon taste with 'other' pallet enlightments such as honey-maple smoked bacon that left a sweet aftertaste finish that reminded the judges of 'Morning After Breakfast Vodka' bacon vodka. Thanks Slag for coming up with that moniker.

2nd Place - Caffeinne Junkie - Smoked Bacon Pepper Vodka
                 Comments: CJ's entry climbed slowly but finished unanomously at the top. In this 'pepper' catagory. Dan has an honorable mention here because his entry was right up there in the flavor department. This finely crafted example of a mellow tasteing recipe made with a ( secret 'homegrown' Vodka) was both flavorful and powerful with a knockout punch that left one feeling a bit dizzy afterwards....RonR complained of numb gums...(see photos of faces).

In the follow up catagories of adventureous concoctions Thelma and Slag both tied with well thought out methodologies of bringing rassberries into a bacon-vodka as well as Thelma's delicate smooth smokey-chocolate-bacon vodka. Oh the taste!

To those who were on top of their games enough to realize their own potential of rising to the occasion to create personally creative wild swilling concoctions I tip my helmet and salute you guys for coming up with very entertaining and stimulating taste experiences.

It seems reasonable to expect a repeat of this years event in the near future.

RED
BFRLA Commisioner

Readers please note that no pics have YET been posted, for some reason tardiness is in effect.

Flashing, groping, stumbling and stuttering I'm sure will increase editing time.

Slovach arrived (with ette - glad to meet) even though no sleep for >30hrs.

That alone says it all: these meets ROCK!!!

Thanks for party central Katy and Zak [bow_down] [bow_down]

AWESOME Time!!!  [thumbsup]

Thanks Zach, Catie, and Tommy for hosting and making us feel right at home.

Congrat's to L'Smart for kicking my @ss at Bacon-Vodka and at Guitar Hero.

Great vodka mixes all around. A lot of work went into all the entries.

Pic's to follow...

We had a great time; thanks everyone for coming over tonight!!

Thanks to everyone for a fantastic turnout, and a special thanks to the judges! Pics will be up in a few hours.

Great party Zach, Catie, and Tommy thanks for having us. I had a whiff of that stuff and I can't believe you drank it (minus the cinnamon stuff that smelled of cinnamon). Donald and Cathy thank you again for letting us catch a ride with you. Oh and a special thanks to McKraut for sharing your ass with every one Beth said it made the evening special.

Kirk

I do not feel well.

HaHaHaha!  [laugh]

I'm at work ...If I didn't have to be here I'd feell like you too!  [puke]

Well, I'm very sorry to have to have bailed at such an early time guys. Catie, Zacherydackery and TommyToo thanks for a really great time. Spousal unit and son unit had a great time too. Son unit said he had the most fun kicking everyone's asses at GH. I think that's a throw-down if I've ever heard one.

I think that this event should be installed as a yearly event calendar thingy.

I'll not be wanting bacon for a while  [bacon]

NO! That is madness! It wasn't the burgers, mine was great. Was it maybe the greasy fat infused Drinkie treats? I hope you feel better and I bet you are not the only one feeling it.

Why is everyone yelling...?

[Bacon burps] [bacon]

Cat & I really enjoyed the party! - thank you for the hospitality Catie & Zach !!  The burgers were great !!  You two are very special people - it is fun and interesting to know you !

Thanks also for driving us home Kirk - I wasn't roasted but I was definitely toasted - so Thank you !

Thanks to George for the stogie - awesome - and the "concept" for the party!

Thanks to Charlie for judging - didn't envy you that one - guess I should have offered a bribe - what does L'A D'J have on you anyway ?  - must be something good.  Oh & thanks Andi for that awesome cake - glad I grabbed a slice as y'all were headed out - woulda hated to miss that !

Thanks to McKraut for baring your ass - someone had to do it - glad I was not the one !!

Pix later - when my head stops pounding !!  Super party - Westies rock !

Thanks again Zach and Catie for another great get-together. I only wish I'd had enough energy to stick around, though I count myself lucky to have missed the horrible visage of Franzens ass.  [laugh]

It was nice to meet Kirk and Beth and look forward to more visits.  [thumbsup]

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More pics...

Bacon Vodka Pics (http://catie.smugmug.com/gallery/6764789_BYV5h#P-1-12)

Zach & Catie, thanks for having everybody over and hosting the festivities.  I wish I could have watched the shenanigans but I was much too tired from my bicycle ride this morning to stay awake much longer.

damn it! I hate this being responsible shit I've been going through lately...

for anyone that's curious...it turns out you can't have a few beers and like fifteen shots within an hour or so.  i don't think i started sobering up until noon today.  but, for the record, while i was passed out by 9, there was no hurling.  sorry i dropped that plate...it was really good food.  i was probably down on the floor mourning it's loss.  needless to say i'm imposing booze restrictions on myself for the next outing.

thanks for all the food, booze and good times.

and thanks for the bacon & eggs this morning.  turns out that bacon is always good; you can never have enough   [bacon]

Damn that was fun!!!!!! I thoroughly enjoyed myself ;)
Always good to see everyone [thumbsup]
Huge thanks to Zach & Catie & Tommy for hosting! (the house was just a wee bit trashed this morning)...
Thanks to everyone who put in effort making a variety of nasty concoctions.
And of course a HUGE thanks to Red for judging. Can't believe I won 1st AND 3rd (Red, your checks in the mail ;P )
Is there a Guitar Hero 10-Step Program?!? ANyone know a doctor that can work on Guitar Hero shoulder?!?!?!?!?
Still not sold 100% on the whole Bacon Vodka concept, but definitely looking forward to seeing everyone again soon [thumbsup]

Scott

rich do you teach saturday night fever classes. looks like george was interested to find out exactly how that move goes!!! looks like fun. i'm just not a big drinker. sry!!

The Bacon Vodka-Off exceeded all of my expectations. Thanks for the fantastic turnout  [bow_down] I know that many of you had long drives, and I hope that you had as much fun as I did. This is one of the greatest and safest groups to party with.

Thank You Designated Drivers!!

This party would not have been a success without you guys  [thumbsup]

You will notice two major changes for the next party at our house. The deck will be finished, and I will be sober when I cook dinner!!  Sorry for the batch of crispy burgers  [bang]

Thanks again, and we look forward to the next one  [evil] ;D

Thanks guys for hosting.  It was great to see everyone, if only the Easties could get their shit together and host our own.....wait, why not?  Hell I have a Wii so if you bring the GH we are in business.  Sorry we had to leave but we didn't plan on a dog sitter and Elizabeth scares me when she drives  [cheeky]

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He's in the lead!

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Finally got around to some pics.

 [moto]  Some pix of mine - sorry to be slow but I've had a friend in from out of town !  [bacon]

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Fun Party!!  Thanks Zack and Catie for having us all over and feeding us.  I had no plan to drink ANY bacon vodka, so not sure how I ended up being a judge.  [bang] [puke]

I will say there were some very imaginative entries in the contest, and I think if not for the psychological issue of drinking meat vodka, a few of them may have been somewhat palatable.  Not sure if the world is ready to purchase it at the liquor store, but maybe we're just way ahead of our time.

Next time I will have to try the Guitar Hero, but not against one of the kids.

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Even more Pic's  [thumbsup] http://www.flickr.com/photos/21858840@N03/sets/72157610888160684/

The winners  [bacon]:
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The burgers:
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By the look of this pic, I can imagine tommy having just said something like: Squeal like a pig boy!

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good one

i actually laughed, because i never noticed myself in that pic until now

Just sayin' if I see you looking at me that way in the street, I'll be haulin' ass the other way...  ;);D

Looks like a Conga line [thumbsup]

The real question is:

What is Dan doing to Tommy to force out a look like that?

Hmmm... One hand is unaccounted for, and the other is making some strange gangsign...

CJ, can I get a hi res copy of this pic?


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Thanks everyone who took photos!!!!!!

Train, train.... chooo choooo ;D

No problem--PM me an email addy.  [thumbsup]

I would like to know why people (CJ) are still drinking this stuff  [puke]

I have one jar left [drink]