http://www.bakersfield.com/hourly_news/story/601153.html (http://www.bakersfield.com/hourly_news/story/601153.html)
I can now spoon people at will, and make up my own speed limits [evil]
lms friend Raymonda just got appointed to a judgeship [clap]
Finally, BP is above the law! (http://www.lazydork.com/movies/kingpin.jpg)
Woo hoo!
[evil]
Although I'm sure, being the responsible citizen you are, you'll only use your powers for good...
;D