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Title: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Chococat on November 08, 2008, 11:52:46 AM
Ok guys, this is the greatest thread ever. It started at Bodybuilding.com where I frequent and has since caught wildfire. These guys are crazy...lol. It's spread to other many many major forums across the interweb...lol. I thought of posting it here when some guy from CoastalDucatiClub.com posted there.

So without further adieu... 
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031 (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031)
The pictures are awesome but the comments are what make that thread truly epic. This made my whole day at work Friday go by much easier.
Enjoy! [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: motogpfan on November 08, 2008, 12:16:13 PM
Dude, I found it on ADVrider too and threw it on the CDC.  I was crying it's so make the beast with two backsing funny. It's better then the thread about the black guy in the Gixxer thread.
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: LA on November 08, 2008, 12:30:46 PM
My eyes hurt. 

I look at the world around me sometimes and think, "I'm really pretty normal and my life is not so bad." [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

LA
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: IZ on November 08, 2008, 02:00:20 PM
Showed the s/o the pics..

She's on the other side of the room.

"She's not that ugly"

**comes closer**

"oh..I take that back!"




[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

D*mn..if that thread is real, that is seriously messed up.  You know the g/f is going to see that!   :-X
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on November 08, 2008, 02:01:56 PM
It's not real, but she does exist. I saw her myspace page.
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: lethe on November 08, 2008, 02:04:41 PM
Quote from: IZ on November 08, 2008, 02:00:20 PM
Showed the s/o the pics..

She's on the other side of the room.

"She's not that ugly"

**comes closer**

"oh..I take that back!"




[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

D*mn..if that thread is real, that is seriously messed up.  You know the g/f is going to see that!   :-X
The girl in question isn't the guy's girlfriend and she has found out that she's an internet sensation and posted blogs about on her Myspace page that is probably where she was "discovered".
http://www.myspace.com/fearlessfaith04 (http://www.myspace.com/fearlessfaith04)
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: IZ on November 08, 2008, 02:15:23 PM
Quote from: lethe on November 08, 2008, 02:04:41 PM
The girl in question isn't the guy's girlfriend and she has found out that she's an internet sensation and posted blogs about on her Myspace page that is probably where she was "discovered".
http://www.myspace.com/fearlessfaith04 (http://www.myspace.com/fearlessfaith04)


pics from 2004??  OP.. says he finally got his gf to pose for pics.   [roll] 

GOt to page 6.  That was enough for me.
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Kopfjäger on November 08, 2008, 02:15:32 PM
Ok, the pics are pretty sad, but the body building forum couldn't be more ghey.  :-*
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: IZ on November 08, 2008, 02:17:31 PM
Quote from: kopfjager on November 08, 2008, 02:15:32 PM
Ok, the pics are pretty sad, but the body building forum couldn't be more ghey.  :-*

I was noticing that myself!

??? ??? ???
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Betty Rage on November 08, 2008, 02:18:41 PM
Funny thing is, when I worked for an insurance company that website was one of the groups I managed.
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: lethe on November 08, 2008, 02:21:51 PM
Quote from: kopfjager on November 08, 2008, 02:15:32 PM
Ok, the pics are pretty sad, but the body building forum couldn't be more ghey.  :-*
Come for the amusing thread but stay for the Teen Bodybuilding section.  [laugh]
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Rufus120 on November 08, 2008, 02:41:06 PM
Great my computer just imploded on itself..........they like to use the word "brah" on that forum quite a bit..........
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Kopfjäger on November 08, 2008, 02:42:43 PM
Quote from: Rufus120 on November 08, 2008, 02:41:06 PM..........they like to use the word "brah" on that forum quite a bit..........

We have one of those here as well.  :-\
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: NAKID on November 08, 2008, 02:57:13 PM
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=389063875&blogID=446524813 (http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=389063875&blogID=446524813)
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: COWBOY on November 08, 2008, 03:32:48 PM
every now and then a thread like this comes along and makes it all worthwhile.   epic. 

that chic should beat the shit out of her, I'm assuming, ex-boyfriend for posting those pics to begin with.

Nevermind.  she's got the same pics up on her my space page linked above.

[bang]

Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: He Man on November 08, 2008, 05:13:49 PM
oh.



my..


god...



Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Chococat on November 08, 2008, 08:44:48 PM
Quote from: kopfjager on November 08, 2008, 02:15:32 PM
Ok, the pics are pretty sad, but the body building forum couldn't be more ghey.  :-*
I gotta try and stay fit, my euro size XXXL Ducati Jacket barely fits. :P
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Monsterlover on November 11, 2008, 05:50:38 AM
content deleted.

Mom's right.
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Mother on November 11, 2008, 06:17:24 AM
Politics

Racism

Religion

Sexism

Homophobia

These are all things that our mods struggle with

and

make places like NMC and the Politics Board hang on a fraying thread at times

I can respect each and every person who has a strong opinion about those topics because that is life

and I will support them and there right to discuss these topics even if it pisses nate and statler off

however

this thread is shit

making fun of a girl who wasn't put together the way Larry Flint, Hugh Hefner, and Cosmo' deem worthy

especially when she isn't here to defend herself

is make the beast with two backsing cowardly

and

I'm ashamed to be a part of this board when you people act this way

Grow the make the beast with two backs up





Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Howie on November 11, 2008, 07:00:06 AM
Yes, Mother is as right as right can be. 
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Triple J on November 11, 2008, 09:59:59 AM
Quote from: howie on November 11, 2008, 07:00:06 AM
Yes, Mother is as right as right can be. 

+1
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Duc Stamp on November 11, 2008, 12:24:15 PM
Quote from: kopfjager on November 08, 2008, 02:15:32 PM
Ok, the pics are pretty sad, but the body building forum couldn't be more ghey.  :-*

I would never be a part of that board or any board that allowed a thread like that to go on that long.


Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on November 11, 2008, 01:04:06 PM
Quote from: Mother on November 11, 2008, 06:17:24 AM
making fun of a girl who wasn't put together the way Larry Flint, Hugh Hefner, and Cosmo' deem worthy

especially when she isn't here to defend herself

is make the beast with two backsing cowardly

and

I'm ashamed to be a part of this board when you people act this way

Grow the make the beast with two backs up


to offer a counterpoint

she took those pics and put them in a very public place to be seen.

noteveryone is going to like what they see.
they have just as much right to say they dislike it as the people that are telling her she's gorgeous.

some people need to be snapped back to reality.


but yes, the thread was over the top.
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: COWBOY on November 11, 2008, 01:38:36 PM
+1.   

Most of this is tame as shit albeit humorous.  I've seen worse shit posted - and more personal - about a certain Monster 620 that went a claimed 140 mph on here and TOB.

Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Monsterlover on November 11, 2008, 02:24:35 PM
[laugh]
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Kopfjäger on November 11, 2008, 02:36:07 PM
Quote from: Mother on November 11, 2008, 06:17:24 AM
Politics

Racism

Religion

Sexism

Homophobia

These are all things that our mods struggle with

and

make places like NMC and the Politics Board hang on a fraying thread at times

I can respect each and every person who has a strong opinion about those topics because that is life

and I will support them and there right to discuss these topics even if it pisses nate and statler off

however

this thread is shit

making fun of a girl who wasn't put together the way Larry Flint, Hugh Hefner, and Cosmo' deem worthy

especially when she isn't here to defend herself

is make the beast with two backsing cowardly

and

I'm ashamed to be a part of this board when you people act this way

Grow the make the beast with two backs up







Give me a make the beast with two backsing break.  [roll]
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Mother on November 11, 2008, 05:44:45 PM
Quote from: kopfjager on November 11, 2008, 02:36:07 PM
Give me a make the beast with two backsing break.  [roll]

You got one Kop'

right over there on the CDC

Nick will take care of you
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: lethe on November 11, 2008, 05:48:27 PM
Quote from: Mother on November 11, 2008, 05:44:45 PM
You got one Kop'

right over there on the CDC

Nick will take care of you
He has Kit Kat bars?
Bastard has been holding out on me!
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Betty Rage on November 11, 2008, 05:51:09 PM
Quote from: lethe on November 11, 2008, 05:48:27 PM
He has Kit Kat bars?
Bastard has been holding out on me!

heh.
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Kopfjäger on November 11, 2008, 05:57:20 PM
Quote from: Mother on November 11, 2008, 05:44:45 PM
You got one Kop'

right over there on the CDC

Nick will take care of you

WTF does that mean? Oh and if your upset about people making fun of someone else's photos, you need to look no farther than TV (Leno, Letterman) do it almost daily. Even pics of, lets say The President. Get over it.
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Mother on November 11, 2008, 06:05:33 PM
Quote from: kopfjager on November 11, 2008, 05:57:20 PM
WTF does that mean? Oh and if your upset about people making fun of someone else's photos, you need to look no farther than TV (Leno, Letterman) do it almost daily. Even pics of, lets say The President. Get over it.

It means take this kind of crap over there

and Leno and Letterman do not align my moral compass
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Oldfisti on November 11, 2008, 06:07:15 PM
Quote from: Duc Stamp on November 11, 2008, 12:24:15 PM
I would never be a part of that board or any board that allowed a thread like that to go on that long.





I would never be a part of that board or any board that used the term "brah/brahh" in anything other than a completely sarcastic manner.     [cheeky] [laugh]
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Kopfjäger on November 11, 2008, 06:08:41 PM
Quote from: Mother on November 11, 2008, 06:05:33 PM
It means take this kind of crap over there

and Leno and Letterman do not align my moral compass

I didn't post the pictures, oh mighty one.
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Mother on November 11, 2008, 06:16:11 PM
Quote from: kopfjager on November 11, 2008, 06:08:41 PM
I didn't post the pictures, oh mighty one.


but you choose to defend the action, oh base one
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Oldfisti on November 11, 2008, 06:19:05 PM
Quote from: Mother on November 11, 2008, 06:05:33 PM
It means take this kind of crap over there

and Leno and Letterman do not align my moral compass


Mother I respect your point. My favorite thing about this forum is that we are mostly above the lowest common denominator.


My .005:    I  LOVE low brow humor. Personally I did not find this particularly humorous. (at least not as much as the bodybuilding forum)

I did not find it particularly offensive either.   :-\
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Mother on November 11, 2008, 06:24:02 PM
Quote from: alfisti on November 11, 2008, 06:19:05 PM

Mother I respect your point. My favorite thing about this forum is that we are mostly above the lowest common denominator.


My .005:    I  LOVE low brow humor. Personally I did not find this particularly humorous. (at least not as much as the bodybuilding forum)

I did not find it particularly offensive either.   :-\

sure

I agree with you

and in most cases of it here

they are aware of it, can respond to it, and bite back just as hard

or

express that they do not like it and usually it stops

but

that is not the case with this girl









Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Kopfjäger on November 11, 2008, 06:28:48 PM
The thread was read 470 plus times before you (on your high moral ground) decided to say something.
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Mother on November 11, 2008, 06:29:54 PM
Quote from: kopfjager on November 11, 2008, 06:28:48 PM
The thread was read 470 plus times before you (on your high moral ground) decided to say something.


what does that have to do with anything?
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Kopfjäger on November 11, 2008, 06:35:27 PM
Quote from: Mother on November 11, 2008, 06:29:54 PM
what does that have to do with anything?

The point being,

"If a chicken and a half could lay an egg and a half in a day and a half,
how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?"

T/F
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Mother on November 11, 2008, 06:36:48 PM
Quote from: kopfjager on November 11, 2008, 06:35:27 PM
The point being,

"If a chicken and a half could lay an egg and a half in a day and a half,
how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?"

T/F

Ah

your logic is crystal clear to me now

Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: motogpfan on November 11, 2008, 06:38:54 PM
Quote from: Mother on November 11, 2008, 05:44:45 PM
You got one Kop'

right over there on the CDC

Nick will take care of you

what?

whad I do?

Quote from: lethe on November 11, 2008, 05:48:27 PM
He has Kit Kat bars?
Bastard has been holding out on me!

thats code for weed.
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Mother on November 11, 2008, 06:41:49 PM
Quote from: motogpfan on November 11, 2008, 06:38:54 PM
what?

whad I do?


good things dewd

You have so graciously provided a place for banter sans high moral ground

you are a saint among sinners...or is it sinner among saints... i get them confused
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: motogpfan on November 11, 2008, 06:43:46 PM
Quote from: Mother on November 11, 2008, 06:41:49 PM
good things dewd

You have so graciously provided a place for banter sans high moral ground

you are a saint among sinners...or is it sinner among saints... i get them confused


thanks

I think,

I think it's sinners, and the morally irresponsible.
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Kopfjäger on November 11, 2008, 06:45:07 PM
Quote from: motogpfan on November 11, 2008, 06:38:54 PM
what?

whad I do?

I guess I can come hangout with you, if I have less than, moral values.
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Mother on November 11, 2008, 06:49:27 PM
Quote from: motogpfan on November 11, 2008, 06:43:46 PM

thanks

I think,

I think it's sinners, and the morally irresponsible.

Yes

The CDC, Haven to Rogues, Pirates, Sinners, and the Morally Irrepressible
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: motogpfan on November 11, 2008, 06:54:46 PM
Quote from: kopfjager on November 11, 2008, 06:45:07 PM
I guess I can come hangout with you, if I have less than, moral values.

you can come hang out with or without moral values, lord knows we don't have any.

Quote from: Mother on November 11, 2008, 06:49:27 PM
Yes

The CDC, Haven to Rogues, Pirates, Sinners, and the Morally Irrepressible

not just morally, in all facets.

Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Oldfisti on November 11, 2008, 07:23:21 PM
Quote from: motogpfan on November 11, 2008, 06:38:54 PM
what?

whad I do?

thats code for weed.


I think I need some Kit Kat bars.   ;)  [cheeky]
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: motogpfan on November 11, 2008, 07:35:41 PM
Quote from: alfisti on November 11, 2008, 07:23:21 PM

I think I need some Kit Kat bars.   ;)  [cheeky]

well we have plenty

just saying.
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: Oldfisti on November 11, 2008, 07:48:33 PM
Alright, alright.  [thumbsup]     (http://gothamist.com/attachments/arts_jen/2007_07_arts_dc.jpg)
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: motogpfan on November 11, 2008, 07:52:14 PM
like

duuuuude
Title: Re: Safe for work. Not safe for eyes. ROFLMAO!!!
Post by: The Architect on November 11, 2008, 08:40:17 PM
Ya it's wrong to laugh and to pock fun but did you see the brown paper bag pics?  Those are funny!  Ah to laugh at someone eleses expense........   
[popcorn]




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