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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: River on November 12, 2008, 10:34:45 PM

Title: Crimes against house & furniture (a.k.a.: G*dMotherF*@!ingDammit)
Post by: River on November 12, 2008, 10:34:45 PM
The scene of the crime...

(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3021/3026167093_21cf46e21d_m.jpg)

In case you are wondering, it's a mixture of a destroyed Ralph's reusable shopping bag, what's left of a small scarecrow (ornamental thingy), some stuffing from a sofa, and a lot of urine...on a wood floor.

The culprit (Dun da DAH!)

(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3018/3026166811_b8edb89f3c_m.jpg)

Meet Sunny. 

Sunny has committed other heinous crimes.  He really likes leather...and the stuffing therein:

(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3180/3026166589_42fa9217ef_m.jpg)

Then there was the tragic witch hat destruction incident  >:(:

(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3058/3026167449_87a0005a7c_m.jpg)

Sunny is very sweet and very cute, which goes a long way with me and which is why I haven't done anything decisive about this, until now...

The solution: INCARCERATION!

(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3191/3027001018_4e56680c35_m.jpg)

I really should have done this a long time ago.

Problem solved!   [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Crimes against house & furniture (a.k.a.: G*dMotherF*@!ingDammit)
Post by: ducpainter on November 12, 2008, 10:39:04 PM
It wasn't me...

honest...

I'm a victim of circumstance... [laugh]
Title: Re: Crimes against house & furniture (a.k.a.: G*dMotherF*@!ingDammit)
Post by: River on November 12, 2008, 10:41:22 PM
Me thinks you doth protest too much.

[laugh]
Title: Re: Crimes against house & furniture (a.k.a.: G*dMotherF*@!ingDammit)
Post by: krolik on November 12, 2008, 10:43:21 PM
Oh, the caninity!  ;D
Title: Re: Crimes against house & furniture (a.k.a.: G*dMotherF*@!ingDammit)
Post by: CapnCrunch on November 12, 2008, 10:51:46 PM
my fiance is an amature animal psychologist and she says that it's separation anxieity, and that a kennel is actually the answer. It's like their own little den. drape a blanket to cover three sides to make sunny feel less exposed.
Title: Re: Crimes against house & furniture (a.k.a.: G*dMotherF*@!ingDammit)
Post by: River on November 12, 2008, 11:00:33 PM
Thanks, CapnCrunch.  Good call on the blanket.   [thumbsup]

Yes, that's why I picked up the kennel...and he's now sleeping in it while I'm in the room.  I gave him a bunch of treats just for going in there the first time, put his favorite toy in there and a nice little bed to lay on so he'll feel like he's in his own little safe place and not like he's being punished.  Hopefully this will work.  I have two other dogs who are older and don't need to be kennled any more.  I just don't want him to feel like the outcast.  We'll see...
Title: Re: Crimes against house & furniture (a.k.a.: G*dMotherF*@!ingDammit)
Post by: supakpow2 on November 12, 2008, 11:38:12 PM
Quote from: krolik on November 12, 2008, 10:43:21 PM
Oh, the caninity!  ;D

Nice!  [clap]
Title: Re: Crimes against house & furniture (a.k.a.: G*dMotherF*@!ingDammit)
Post by: somegirl on November 13, 2008, 01:38:46 AM
Glad you worked out a solution. [thumbsup]

How old is Sunny?  If he's an adolescent, that would explain part of it too.

Mine still get crated when we're away.  It's not the evil that some people seem to think it is (as long as it is not abused).  Although mine are much older (10.5 and 11.5), it's just safer, especially living in an apartment where maintenance people might sometimes need to enter.

It is so cute the way they go running to the crate.  I use it for feeding as well.

I have a big crate that my two share, although Watson seems to like little tiny ones...when we have a dachshund friend visiting, she can sometimes be found squeezing herself into his tiny little box.

And even if you don't use it regularly, it's a good idea to have your dogs accustomed to crates so that they can be confined when necessary for medical purposes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW9AVoEMNFM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW9AVoEMNFM)
Title: Re: Crimes against house & furniture (a.k.a.: G*dMotherF*@!ingDammit)
Post by: Howie on November 13, 2008, 03:36:41 AM
Amazing what dogs and children get away with. 
Title: Re: Crimes against house & furniture (a.k.a.: G*dMotherF*@!ingDammit)
Post by: TiNi on November 13, 2008, 03:43:41 AM
omg what a disaster!

i do not miss that part of having a dog.

i had a fox terrier that did the same thing to leather furniture... hope the crate works!
Title: Re: Crimes against house & furniture (a.k.a.: G*dMotherF*@!ingDammit)
Post by: DY on November 13, 2008, 08:43:22 AM
If i were cesar millan, I'd say your dog has a lot of pent-up energy and needs to be taken outside for walks/to the park more often.  That and I'd hiss "Tisss Tissss" at him.   
Title: Re: Crimes against house & furniture (a.k.a.: G*dMotherF*@!ingDammit)
Post by: Sinister on November 13, 2008, 08:50:46 AM
Quote from: River on November 12, 2008, 11:00:33 PM
Thanks, CapnCrunch.  Good call on the blanket.   [thumbsup]

He'll suck a blanket through those bars and eat it...ask me how I know.  Plastic crates, while less 'sexy', provide a better 'den' feeling which dogs love.  Both of my dogs were crate-trained from puppyhood.  My wife has said, "God made puppies cute so you wouldn't kill the little bastards."   [laugh]
Title: Re: Crimes against house & furniture (a.k.a.: G*dMotherF*@!ingDammit)
Post by: iDuc on November 13, 2008, 10:05:17 AM
We used crate training for our German Shepherd puppy, mostly for housebreaking but also for chewing. She's almost two now and we can leave her out, but she still likes her crate and often choses it by herself.  We tried the blanket over the top, but she pulled it in and chewed it up (after chewing up the bedding mat).
Title: Re: Crimes against house & furniture (a.k.a.: G*dMotherF*@!ingDammit)
Post by: swampduc on November 13, 2008, 12:49:12 PM
I use towels instead of a blanket, but it all gets eaten eventually. Unfortunately, my Lab has recently decided she likes to chew open my down comforter, the little turd.
Title: Re: Crimes against house & furniture (a.k.a.: G*dMotherF*@!ingDammit)
Post by: River on November 13, 2008, 02:35:20 PM
OMG Paula, that is the cutest video clip! 

We crate trained our other two dogs, and we aren't sure how old Sunny is, but rough estimate from the vet is 1 to 1.5 yrs.

Plastic crate: The reason I purchased the reinforced wire crate (because I USED to have a plastic one) is that another little monster of mine, Mackey, one day got fed up with being in said crate a chewed a hole in it big enough to get his 55 lbs. body out.  And then he barfed plastic for two days.  Yeah, even the heavy plastic stuff doesn't work when you have a dedicated chewer with a large and strong jaw.

Sorry about your comforter, Swampduc.  :(
Title: Re: Crimes against house & furniture (a.k.a.: G*dMotherF*@!ingDammit)
Post by: herm on November 13, 2008, 08:13:27 PM
i had an Amstaff/ Shepard mix once upon a time.

he ate a cell phone (the old bag type)
he ate an arm chair
he ate christmas (everything under the tree)

so i put him in a crate.
and he ate his way out of it...

Title: Re: Crimes against house & furniture (a.k.a.: G*dMotherF*@!ingDammit)
Post by: lauramonster on November 16, 2008, 05:30:05 PM
did he eat himself to death?

How can all that stuff pass through his system with out poking holes???? :o
Title: Re: Crimes against house & furniture (a.k.a.: G*dMotherF*@!ingDammit)
Post by: ROBsS4R on November 16, 2008, 05:53:10 PM
Quote from: msincredible on November 13, 2008, 01:38:46 AM
Glad you worked out a solution. [thumbsup]

How old is Sunny?  If he's an adolescent, that would explain part of it too.

Mine still get crated when we're away.  It's not the evil that some people seem to think it is (as long as it is not abused).  Although mine are much older (10.5 and 11.5), it's just safer, especially living in an apartment where maintenance people might sometimes need to enter.

It is so cute the way they go running to the crate.  I use it for feeding as well.

I have a big crate that my two share, although Watson seems to like little tiny ones...when we have a dachshund friend visiting, she can sometimes be found squeezing herself into his tiny little box.

And even if you don't use it regularly, it's a good idea to have your dogs accustomed to crates so that they can be confined when necessary for medical purposes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW9AVoEMNFM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW9AVoEMNFM)


Show off.

My dog wont fit in a crate though  ;D
Title: Re: Crimes against house & furniture (a.k.a.: G*dMotherF*@!ingDammit)
Post by: Grampa on November 16, 2008, 06:53:27 PM
the dog was framed..... looks like the work of squirrels
Title: Re: Crimes against house & furniture (a.k.a.: G*dMotherF*@!ingDammit)
Post by: River on November 16, 2008, 07:19:17 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on November 16, 2008, 06:53:27 PM
the dog was framed..... looks like the work of squirrels

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Crimes against house & furniture (a.k.a.: G*dMotherF*@!ingDammit)
Post by: Howie on November 17, 2008, 05:11:22 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on November 16, 2008, 06:53:27 PM
the dog was framed..... looks like the work of squirrels

Of course.  Total conspiracy >:(

(http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm276/hlep2890/Squirrels%20stuffed/logo.jpg)
Title: Re: Crimes against house & furniture (a.k.a.: G*dMotherF*@!ingDammit)
Post by: ROBsS4R on November 19, 2008, 08:06:41 PM

This is what my friend woke up to the other day  ;D

(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3026/3044395105_c3d69ed0b3.jpg)
Title: Re: Crimes against house & furniture (a.k.a.: G*dMotherF*@!ingDammit)
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on November 19, 2008, 08:09:44 PM
Quote from: ROBsS4R on November 19, 2008, 08:06:41 PM
This is what my friend woke up to the other day  ;D

(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3026/3044395105_c3d69ed0b3.jpg)

A happy dog?  :P
Title: Re: Crimes against house & furniture (a.k.a.: G*dMotherF*@!ingDammit)
Post by: somegirl on November 19, 2008, 08:21:11 PM
I remember when Watson was an adolescent and discovered kleenex boxes...it was like a blizzard came through the house. [laugh]

Much better than the day she discovered books. [bang]

She got much better with age (and with Grover to keep her from getting lonely).
Title: Re: Crimes against house & furniture (a.k.a.: G*dMotherF*@!ingDammit)
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on November 19, 2008, 08:23:23 PM
Quote from: msincredible on November 19, 2008, 08:21:11 PM
I remember when Watson was an adolescent and discovered kleenex boxes...it was like a blizzard came through the house. [laugh]

Much better than the day she discovered books. [bang]

She got much better with age (and with Grover to keep her from getting lonely).

The beer keeps them calm too!