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Title: Hookers and halo Post by: KnightofNi on May 11, 2008, 08:04:20 AM http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm (http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm)
yeah, they were 13...but this kid is great. my fav quote.... "They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them." i'm still wonderign if the story is true Title: Re: Hookers and halo Post by: Rev. Millertime on May 11, 2008, 08:07:58 AM http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm (http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm) yeah, they were 13...but this kid is great. my fav quote.... "They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them." i'm still wonderign if the story is true Ahh the care-free days as a kid. X-box DrPepper Fritos Hookers! Brilliant! Title: Re: Hookers and halo Post by: mstevens on May 11, 2008, 08:35:09 AM Well, when I was 13, there's just no way I would have played XBox if I'd just hired a couple of hookers.
Video games didn't even exist back then! I would have had to figure out something else to do. Title: Re: Hookers and halo Post by: slowpoke13 on May 11, 2008, 08:43:10 AM It's all I need in life. Hey Statler, can I borrow your CC?
Although, I think at 13, I would have bought a new bicycle. Rented out the local "laser tag" facility for the day. Stuffed myself on Pizza delivery. Paint ball would be an option. Even if I got some high end "escorts" I think I would have put them to better use as decoys for laser tag. Or, they could remove the seat and ride bicycles with us all day. Title: Re: Hookers and halo Post by: Turf on May 11, 2008, 10:23:50 AM this kid is make the beast with two backsing brilliant
started cheating his way through life at 13?! it took me until I was at least 16 Title: Re: Hookers and halo Post by: duc_fan on May 11, 2008, 03:47:19 PM [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
unreal! The closing line... about wanting to become a politician... that one takes the cake! So, is the 9th of May in the UK like the equivalent of April Fools' Day here (the 'States)? Title: Re: Hookers and halo Post by: sqweak on May 11, 2008, 04:06:54 PM I'm gonna vote fake.
1) Minor's names aren't typically released/published in connection with crimes 2) the only original news report is from the uk [roll] gee, this seems familiar...stolen desmosedeci anyone? 3) No dateline, no byline, no facts at all besides the kids name and the city. 4) The site has no other non-financial articles... Title: Re: Hookers and halo Post by: SSSA on May 12, 2008, 06:56:38 AM "Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."
Probably fake but the last line is hilarious! Title: Re: Hookers and halo Post by: CougarSlayer on May 12, 2008, 07:02:54 AM Nice that article was awesome friggin dumb tricks what were they thinking.
Here's to the young stubs [beer] -panthro Title: Re: Hookers and halo Post by: mstevens on May 16, 2008, 04:50:51 PM Turns out it was a hoax. That makes much more sense.
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