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Title: The Official "Gimme a Break!" thread
Post by: ducatiz on November 20, 2008, 03:30:25 PM
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Canada high court rules that fatties get two airline seats for the price of one!!

QuoteObese have right to two airline seats, one fare
Supreme Court of Canada rules for those 'functionally disabled by obesity'
updated 2 hours, 19 minutes ago

OTTAWA - Obese people have the right to two seats for the price of one on flights within Canada, the Supreme Court of Canada ruled on Thursday.

The high court declined to hear an appeal by Canadian airlines of a decision by the Canadian Transportation Agency that people who are "functionally disabled by obesity" deserve to have two seats for one fare.

The airlines had lost an appeal at the Federal Court of Appeal in May and had sought to launch a fresh appeal at the Supreme Court. The court's decision not to hear a new appeal means the one-person-one-fare policy stands.  etc etc
Title: Re: The Official "Gimme a Break!" thread
Post by: ducpainter on November 20, 2008, 03:31:46 PM
 [roll]
Title: Re: The Official "Gimme a Break!" thread
Post by: MendoDave on November 20, 2008, 04:02:59 PM
All I have to say is that my 5'11" 200Lbs self. can barley fit in those Munckin sized seats.  >:(
Title: Re: The Official "Gimme a Break!" thread
Post by: Triple J on November 20, 2008, 04:35:30 PM
That's lame. Why can't i have 2 seats as well then? It's skinny bastard discrimination!!!  >:(
Title: Re: The Official "Gimme a Break!" thread
Post by: herm on November 20, 2008, 04:47:21 PM
the might as well give them two seats........no one else will be able too use the seat next to them anyway. besides, the plane will have to reduce weight somewhere..........

but they should have to pay for it.
Title: Re: The Official "Gimme a Break!" thread
Post by: Xiphias on November 20, 2008, 05:23:32 PM
Wells it better than having a person rolling on to your seat..... :-\
Title: Re: The Official "Gimme a Break!" thread
Post by: 695LAM on November 20, 2008, 05:25:50 PM
Quote from: herm on November 20, 2008, 04:47:21 PM
the might as well give them two seats........no one else will be able too use the seat next to them anyway. besides, the plane will have to reduce weight somewhere..........

but they should have to pay for it.









What Herm say's.  They should have to pay for it. 
Title: Re: The Official "Gimme a Break!" thread
Post by: ducatiz on November 20, 2008, 05:26:54 PM
Quote from: herm on November 20, 2008, 04:47:21 PM
the might as well give them two seats........no one else will be able too use the seat next to them anyway. besides, the plane will have to reduce weight somewhere..........

but they should have to pay for it.

that was what the Canadian airlines WERE doing and it was challenged in court.

Quote from: RobJohn3 on November 20, 2008, 05:23:32 PM
Wells it better than having a person rolling on to your seat..... :-\

it is better but then again, your ticket price now goes up to subsidize the loss of seat sales.
Title: Re: The Official "Gimme a Break!" thread
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on November 20, 2008, 05:30:13 PM
I think they should just charge like freight.

Dimensions of human?

Weight of human?

rate=based on space occupied.


Title: Re: The Official "Gimme a Break!" thread
Post by: ducatiz on November 20, 2008, 05:32:37 PM
Quote from: somebastid on November 20, 2008, 05:30:13 PM
I think they should just charge like freight.

Dimensions of human?

Weight of human?

rate=based on space occupied.

sounds good to me.

the issue is volume though.  blubber doesn't weigh much. 
Title: Re: The Official "Gimme a Break!" thread
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on November 20, 2008, 05:34:28 PM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on November 20, 2008, 05:32:37 PM
sounds good to me.

the issue is volume though.  blubber doesn't weigh much. 

Hence the dimensions listing too. One can only weigh say, 150 lbs, but if you're 4'8", well, you're taking up a lot of seat space too.
Title: Re: The Official "Gimme a Break!" thread
Post by: ducatiz on November 20, 2008, 05:40:38 PM
Quote from: somebastid on November 20, 2008, 05:34:28 PM
Hence the dimensions listing too. One can only weigh say, 150 lbs, but if you're 4'8", well, you're taking up a lot of seat space too.

I guess use the UPS dimensional weight chart?

It just nauseates me.  At least charge them 50% for the extra seat!  Talk about rewarding people for having shitty life choices!
Title: Re: The Official "Gimme a Break!" thread
Post by: He Man on November 20, 2008, 05:51:27 PM
theres fat, and then theres mothermake the beast with two backsing walking behemoth. Aka the lady who sat down adjacent to me....ON MY KNEE and propped me up.

Damn canadians and their crazy laws. Im suprised there hasnt been a suit here in the US yet. or has there and i havent seen it.
Title: Re: The Official "Gimme a Break!" thread
Post by: ducatiz on November 20, 2008, 06:57:54 PM
Quote from: He Man on November 20, 2008, 05:51:27 PM
theres fat, and then theres mothermake the beast with two backsing walking behemoth. Aka the lady who sat down adjacent to me....ON MY KNEE and propped me up.

Damn canadians and their crazy laws. Im suprised there hasnt been a suit here in the US yet. or has there and i havent seen it.


There are several cases of individuals suing things like theatres for not having fatass seats, but most get thrown out.
Title: Re: The Official "Gimme a Break!" thread
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on November 20, 2008, 07:09:15 PM
I just have....no pity.
Title: Re: The Official "Gimme a Break!" thread
Post by: somegirl on November 20, 2008, 08:07:02 PM
If I'm lighter than the average person, how come I have to pay extra for baggage over the weight limit?
Title: Re: The Official "Gimme a Break!" thread
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on November 20, 2008, 08:20:50 PM
Quote from: msincredible on November 20, 2008, 08:07:02 PM
If I'm lighter than the average person, how come I have to pay extra for baggage over the weight limit?

Because you come with a lot of baggage  :-*
Title: Re: The Official "Gimme a Break!" thread
Post by: toaster on November 20, 2008, 09:56:03 PM
as one of the typical "fat americans" this does bother me.  i HAVE NEVER asked for anything free (except food) based solely on the fact that im fat.

i hate people that ask for free shit for no reason.

i cant say that i wouldnt like the second seat though.  i remember the seats being too small for me when i was younger and lighter and smaller before i was an above average sized person.
Title: Re: The Official "Gimme a Break!" thread
Post by: KopfjÀger on November 20, 2008, 10:06:42 PM
I say the seats are too small period. They have us jammed in there like sardines.   [popcorn]
Title: Re: The Official "Gimme a Break!" thread
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on November 20, 2008, 10:11:28 PM
 ;D

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Title: Re: The Official "Gimme a Break!" thread
Post by: ducatiz on November 21, 2008, 05:26:28 AM
www.seatguru.com (http://www.seatguru.com)  gives the exact seat widths for all airlines / planes and classes.

Smallest is 17.8" (economy class seat) on a regular jet and 17.2" wide on a regional jet (like the CRJ jets)

i think the airline seat is a good measure of your health. if your ass fits but your sides hang over, it's time to put down the spoon.