Poll
Question:
Is the board more suited to motorcycle topics, or discussions of meat-infused alcohol products, strippers and smack?
Option 1: Motorcycles, for f~cks sake, does it say "ducatimonsterstrippersandsmackforum.com"?
votes: 7
Option 2: Strippers and Smack. Why? 'cuz f~ck 'em...
votes: 5
Option 3: Why do I have to pick one? Is this communist China?
votes: 7
Option 4: WTF? When did Slag say anything about strippers and smack? you are clearly biased against Slag
votes: 5
Option 5: You are the king of the smack talkers, and this whole poll is b~llshit, you are clearly biased against fastwin!
votes: 5
Option 6: cage fight is the only way to resolve. Fastwin gets an extra broken glass glove, since he has fused vertebrae
votes: 5
Once again, Svoloch is called up on to be the voice of reason in a clash of titans.
In this corner, Fastwin, legendary motorcycle horder, collecter of many wet-dream motorcycles... king of the 2 page post!
In this corner, Slag, gadget and toy collector, smack talker, rider, and meat-infused vodka swiller... has gotten half the board too wasted to see, much less drive a motorcycle...
The future of the board is in your hands, friends, so take this meaningless poll, which has no meaning or significance, and vote to your hearts content. If we can't settle it here, it's off to the cage match...
I have to be impartial here, as I have slept with both of these guys...
In honor of Dax, our friend from South America, you may vote up to 100 times.
-Svoloch
Quote from: The Svoloch on November 24, 2008, 06:11:20 AM
Once again, Svoloch is called up on to be the voice of reason in a clash of titans.
In this corner, Fastwin, legendary motorcycle horder, collecter of many wet-dream motorcycles... king of the 2 page post!
In this corner, Slag, gadget and toy collector, smack talker, rider, and meat-infused vodka swiller... has gotten half the board too wasted to see, much less drive a motorcycle...
The future of the board is in your hands, friends, so take this meaningless poll, which has no meaning or significance, and vote to your hearts content. If we can't settle it here, it's off to the cage match...
I have to be impartial here, as I have slept with both of these guys...
In honor of Dax, our friend from South America, you may vote up to 100 times.
-Svoloch
If only I could have voted 100+ times in this country. Should have registered with Acorn.
Slag will say ANYTHING ! - Fastwin will say EVERYTHING ! A very minor difference really !! [laugh]
I got a $20 on Turkey Slayer...
Slag got nothin' on Fastwin. I'm just sayin'...
"Fastwin vs Slag" does not exist. He posted his thoughts, I posted mine. End of story. There's no animosity there.
There is no spoon.
Quote from: Slag on November 24, 2008, 09:29:43 AM
"Fastwin vs Slag" does not exist. He posted his thoughts, I posted mine. End of story. There's no animosity there.
[thumbsup] Like he said. [clap]
I'm really feelin' the love [thumbsup]
[moto]
[beer]
[evil] This was rigged like a WWF Title match ! The Svoloch owes everyone a round of drinks for this one !! [beer]
I would go for that, but he would probably Svoloch like has done to me every other time. [popcorn]
[laugh] ROFLMAO
Well done Svoloch!
What happened to the other thread by the way? I thought I actually had a reasonably lucid reply on that one [bang] [laugh]
i voted for all 6 why cuz f'em [evil]
I'm calling ACORN. I only got one vote! Svoloch has already reneged on a campaign promise!!
what brought this thread about anyway?
Svoloch trying to make light of a post that I made that was full of bullshit and typically abrasive toward the board's content when I should have had enough sense and good nature to keep my f@#king opinionated rat trap shut and let my friends say what they want to say on the board since it's none of my damn business anyway. That's what happens when you get old and pissy and your neck and back hurt like a mother f@#ker and your tired of it and all the sudden you find yourself on the board and get all irritated about jovial bullshit on the board not being all about bikes and riding stuff and you find yourself posting crap like I did. There. Did I leave anything out? Then, my friend, Slag posts up that I am technically full of more bullshit and you know he's probably right and he damn sure has earned my respect to call me out on it. As friends should. So there are absolutely no hard feelings anywhere. There was never really a fastwin vs slag thread, this never existed, it was just good fun by Svoloch to make me feel even more stupid than I already feel about the crap I sometimes post. And I have no hard feelings toward him whatsoever either for making me feel stupid for posting opinionated crap. Stupid is as stupid does, according to Forrest Gump. There are times I feel I should just leave you all alone. Too much of my father in me. Bad genes. You are my friends, thanks for putting up with me. I truly appreciate it. Adios.
Oh by the way, did I have enough run on sentences for everyone?
Quote from: calscrazy on November 25, 2008, 07:08:40 PM
what brought this thread about anyway?
Well, you see, we have a troublemaker on the DFWM board........ :)
Quote from: fastwin on November 25, 2008, 07:31:58 PM
You are my friends, thanks for putting up with me. I truly appreciate it. Adios.
(http://www.dailypets.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/grouphug1.jpg)
Making light of tension is my middle name. Fastwin, I would never mock you without including myself, slag, and apparently dax or anyone and everyone else at the same time. As has been said, this is a community, linked by a shared interest in motorcycles. I also sometimes feel we degenerate down to a middle school level at times, and I am among the worst offenders. If everyone had the same views on this, it would be less a community and more of an anthill.
I know others have felt that this board should be more motorcycles and less drunken frenzy, and sometimes I agree, and sometimes I post some randombullshit and go rounding up folks for binge drinking. Some of our friends have left because of this, but you have not and I am glad. This place would lose a fair amount of it's charm if you did.
So, seriously, post away. Don't be sorry, don't be worried about it, dont feel like you need to yank ranty posts, and above all, don't go quietly... If anything, the intent of this thread is to value your contributions and Slag's at the same time, and at the instant at which they seemed to disagree most. You know, in my own "special" way..
Damn, I'm glad all that shti is over! As the man in RED I am now calling a BEER FOUL on all people aforementioned. They each will be charged a round of beers at the Flying Saucer on Tuesday December 2nd in Fort Worth, Texas., or in a more common location like Humperdinks in either Arlington or Las Colinas. I will officiate the round of penalties and administer said punishment to each individiual. If any of said individuals are not present then another FOUL will be assessed to that individual until debt to those involved (including the referee RED) are paid in full.
RED
(Beer Foul Referee)
License #1 BFRLA
Leauge Commisioner
Quote from: fastwin on November 25, 2008, 07:31:58 PM
Svoloch trying to make light of a post that I made that was full of bullshit and typically abrasive toward the board's content when I should have had enough sense and good nature to keep my f@#king opinionated rat trap shut and let my friends say what they want to say on the board since it's none of my damn business anyway. That's what happens when you get old and pissy and your neck and back hurt like a mother f@#ker and your tired of it and all the sudden you find yourself on the board and get all irritated about jovial bullshit on the board not being all about bikes and riding stuff and you find yourself posting crap like I did. There. Did I leave anything out? Then, my friend, Slag posts up that I am technically full of more bullshit and you know he's probably right and he damn sure has earned my respect to call me out on it. As friends should. So there are absolutely no hard feelings anywhere. There was never really a fastwin vs slag thread, this never existed, it was just good fun by Svoloch to make me feel even more stupid than I already feel about the crap I sometimes post. And I have no hard feelings toward him whatsoever either for making me feel stupid for posting opinionated crap. Stupid is as stupid does, according to Forrest Gump. There are times I feel I should just leave you all alone. Too much of my father in me. Bad genes. You are my friends, thanks for putting up with me. I truly appreciate it. Adios.
Oh by the way, did I have enough run on sentences for everyone?
that's it?! what a waste of time!!!! if we were all the same that would suck thats part of what makes it great to me!!!
Don't worry, man. My next thread is sure to get them into the cage... Been working on it for days...
Quote from: calscrazy on November 26, 2008, 05:46:34 AM
that's it?! what a waste of time!!!!
There you go. I think that sums up most of what I said! Concise and to the point. [laugh]
Quote from: calscrazy on November 26, 2008, 05:46:34 AM
if we were all the same that would suck thats part of what makes it great to me!!!
If it's all the same to you, I'm glad I'm not all the same ;D
u can't get them in cage because zach wears a dress (scottish or not it's a dress in the corps). a brian has crazy neck pains and turkey issues. i have thought about dr phil for the turkey problem. [laugh]
All Dr. Phil could say about the turkey issue is "What were you thinking!" [laugh] Heavy on the Texas accent. [cheeky]
[clap]