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Title: Planning to smoke a turkey tomorrow - need help
Post by: mstevens on November 26, 2008, 12:05:31 PM
Does anyone know where I can find papers large enough?
Title: Re: Planning to smoke a turkey tomorrow - need help
Post by: Kopfjager on November 26, 2008, 12:21:54 PM
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Title: Re: Planning to smoke a turkey tomorrow - need help
Post by: MrFryMoto on November 26, 2008, 12:42:54 PM
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Title: Re: Planning to smoke a turkey tomorrow - need help
Post by: Timmy Tucker on November 26, 2008, 12:46:11 PM
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Title: Re: Planning to smoke a turkey tomorrow - need help
Post by: Jaman on November 26, 2008, 12:50:34 PM
Inside this album  ;D

(http://i37.tinypic.com/1zlxj5u.jpg)
Title: Re: Planning to smoke a turkey tomorrow - need help
Post by: Scottish on November 26, 2008, 12:53:08 PM
lol, make sure to roll it tight, it'll burn longer that way.
Title: Re: Planning to smoke a turkey tomorrow - need help
Post by: somegirl on November 26, 2008, 12:53:56 PM
Dare ya to call up the Butterball Hotline (http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/438621/the_butterball_turkey_hotlines_most.html?page=2&cat=22) and ask that question. [cheeky]

The best question I ever heard about (unfortunately not on the link above) involved someone defrosting her frozen turkey in the bathtub.

At one point when she went in to check on it, she found her kids taking a bubble bath with it. [laugh]
Title: Re: Planning to smoke a turkey tomorrow - need help
Post by: Slag on November 26, 2008, 02:54:39 PM
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Now THAT was funny!
Title: Re: Planning to smoke a turkey tomorrow - need help
Post by: red baron on November 26, 2008, 02:54:55 PM
Quote from: msincredible on November 26, 2008, 12:53:56 PM
Dare ya to call up the Butterball Hotline (http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/438621/the_butterball_turkey_hotlines_most.html?page=2&cat=22) and ask that question. [cheeky]

The best question I ever heard about (unfortunately not on the link above) involved someone defrosting her frozen turkey in the bathtub.

At one point when she went in to check on it, she found her kids taking a bubble bath with it. [laugh]


Was that someone someguy's mother. [cheeky]
Title: Re: Planning to smoke a turkey tomorrow - need help
Post by: Speedbag on November 26, 2008, 03:52:07 PM
Quote from: WannaDucBad on November 26, 2008, 12:53:08 PM
lol, make sure to roll it tight, it'll burn longer that way.

+1  [thumbsup]  [laugh]
Title: Re: Planning to smoke a turkey tomorrow - need help
Post by: somegirl on November 26, 2008, 05:42:20 PM
Quote from: trouble on November 26, 2008, 02:54:55 PMWas that someone someguy's mother. [cheeky]

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Title: Re: Planning to smoke a turkey tomorrow - need help
Post by: Capo on November 28, 2008, 04:11:48 AM
Quote from: Jaman on November 26, 2008, 12:50:34 PM
Inside this album  ;D

(http://i37.tinypic.com/1zlxj5u.jpg)

[laugh] I had that album  [laugh]
Title: Re: Planning to smoke a turkey tomorrow - need help
Post by: NeufUnSix on November 28, 2008, 09:19:02 PM
Just make sure you get rid of all the feathers so you don't dilute it. And make sure it's not some shady street bird that someone mixed stuffing into, that shit will get you hooked.
Title: Re: Planning to smoke a turkey tomorrow - need help
Post by: zarn02 on November 29, 2008, 01:08:01 AM
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Title: Re: Planning to smoke a turkey tomorrow - need help
Post by: ducpainter on November 30, 2008, 12:08:39 PM
It will be easier to keep lit if you use this.....

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3051/3071225343_4e32e965df_m.jpg)
Title: Re: Planning to smoke a turkey tomorrow - need help
Post by: NeufUnSix on December 02, 2008, 06:35:37 PM
Just once before I die, I want to light my cigarette with a flamethrower. Actually, it would probably be done right before I die.
Title: Re: Planning to smoke a turkey tomorrow - need help
Post by: He Man on December 02, 2008, 07:25:25 PM
Quote from: NeufUnSix on December 02, 2008, 06:35:37 PM
Just once before I die, I want to light my cigarette with a flamethrower. Actually, it would probably be done right before I die.

Are you implying your gong to die from the process? I have a flame thrower.... i could proove your wrong, youd just be in a shitload of pain.