Title: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: LMT on May 11, 2008, 05:13:15 PM I wish I knew how to make shadow puppets.
I can juggle and ride a unicycle. I have no desire to make balloon animals. Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: Rev. Millertime on May 11, 2008, 05:15:46 PM Something tells me you want to be in the circus...
Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: LMT on May 11, 2008, 05:20:21 PM Something tells me you want to be in the circus... I can't juggle and ride the unicycle at the same time. Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: Grampa on May 11, 2008, 05:25:31 PM I sooooo want to learn how to ride a unicycle.
Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: Popeye the Sailor on May 11, 2008, 05:36:55 PM I sooooo want to learn how to ride a unicycle. Oh it's easy! Just sit on the seat and pedal. Anything else I can help you with? Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: Grampa on May 11, 2008, 05:46:39 PM Oh it's easy! Just sit on the seat and pedal. Anything else I can help you with? where do babies come from...... I know cousins come from a Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: jswledhed on May 11, 2008, 06:15:18 PM I wish I coud speak Russian. Fluently.
I wish I could play guitar. Or any musical instrument. Except the recorder. Recorders suck. I wish I could teleport. Wait.... *BAMF* *BAMF* Nevermind about that teleporting bit. What else? Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: Jobu on May 11, 2008, 06:49:44 PM I've met/seen some pretty silly girls....
Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: krolik on May 11, 2008, 08:17:32 PM I wish I coud speak Russian. Fluently. I can, well not fluently, but well enough, 8) Fly. :'( Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: c_rex on May 11, 2008, 08:23:27 PM I wish I knew how to make shadow puppets. I can juggle and ride a unicycle. I have no desire to make balloon animals. you wouldn't be a clown, would you? I had a clown once make a pass at me while I was on a date and have been afraid of them ever since! Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: somegirl on May 11, 2008, 08:25:13 PM I wish I could whistle using my fingers (you know, the loud commanding sort of whistle).
Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: SacDuc on May 11, 2008, 08:58:21 PM That Vulcan nerve pinch thing would come in handy. At the very least it would make lines a whole lot shorter. I would like that. That and being able to pee my name in the snow. And being able to pull taffy. And hold my breath for 5 minutes. And play the recorder. And make moonshine. And play mahjong. And spin straw into gold. And finally pull that damn sword out of that damn rock so that watery tart in the lake would crown me King of England. Damn, I've done nothing with my life. :'( Hold me. Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: IZ on May 11, 2008, 09:03:16 PM I wish I could whistle using my fingers (you know, the loud commanding sort of whistle). I'm sure you could get some pointers of how to blow from Someguy?!;D Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: krolik on May 11, 2008, 09:04:15 PM I'm sure you could get some pointers of how to blow from Someguy?! ;D Ha Ha! [cheeky] Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: Popeye the Sailor on May 11, 2008, 09:07:53 PM I'm sure you could get some pointers of how to blow from Someguy?! ;D That whistling you *thought* was from me is really just air escaping from a motorcycle tire [laugh] Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: somegirl on May 11, 2008, 09:31:36 PM Probably the silliest thing I can do is play the violin and at the same time accompany myself on the piano (using my toes).
Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: IZ on May 11, 2008, 09:49:31 PM Probably the silliest thing I can do is play the violin and at the same time accompany myself on the piano (using my toes). That's raw talent!! Someguy doesn't deserve you!! Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: Popeye the Sailor on May 11, 2008, 09:52:06 PM That's raw talent!! Someguy doesn't deserve you!! You fool! Don't tell her! Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: IZ on May 11, 2008, 09:58:48 PM You fool! Don't tell her! Pssst..MsI..sent you a PM with my digits!! Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: IZ on May 11, 2008, 10:31:54 PM I wish I could wear a cape
and.. JUST a cape!! **edit.. and a samurai sword.. Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: teddy037.2 on May 11, 2008, 10:58:44 PM I have no particular skills.
I wish I could: sleep. find a new job that pays me just as well but makes me happy. have my very own Batmobile. the one from the TV show. Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: IZ on May 11, 2008, 11:02:21 PM have my very own Batmobile. the one from the TV show. You want to wear a mask and a cape too don't you Kato! [thumbsup] Just become a crime fighter ..you can be like Dog Bra! *Shaka* Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: teddy037.2 on May 11, 2008, 11:08:04 PM no need for the mask, I'm scary lookin' enough as it is!
Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: IZ on May 11, 2008, 11:11:50 PM no need for the mask, I'm scary lookin' enough as it is! I'd wear the cool tiki mask!! [thumbsup] Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: teddy037.2 on May 11, 2008, 11:12:47 PM AZ_Tiki?
yeah, you could be my sidekick. Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: IZ on May 11, 2008, 11:14:28 PM AZ_Tiki? yeah, you could be my sidekick. I'd fight crime on Waikiki!! Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: teddy037.2 on May 11, 2008, 11:16:25 PM the only crime would be you running around in a cape and samurai sword.
Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: IZ on May 11, 2008, 11:20:48 PM the only crime would be you running around in a cape and samurai sword. cool, eh?! [evil] Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: teddy037.2 on May 11, 2008, 11:21:36 PM sure.....
Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: bigiain on May 11, 2008, 11:36:46 PM I can't juggle and ride the unicycle at the same time. At Burningman last year I met a guy playing trumpet and hulahooping on a unicycle - he didn't do it very well, but I was amazed he could do it at all! big Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: IZ on May 11, 2008, 11:40:25 PM At Burningman last year I met a guy playing trumpet and hulahooping on a unicycle - he didn't do it very well, but I was amazed he could do it at all! big how the heck can you do a hula hoop and ride a unicycle..let alone play the trumpet too?! Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: herm on May 12, 2008, 12:06:47 AM back flip.
used to be able to do a front hand spring/front flip..........20 years ago :-\ Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: Super T.I.B on May 12, 2008, 02:18:40 AM I wish i could summon a legion of fire breathing dragons and burn the whole place down.
[coffee] (http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/rolleye/rolleye0018.gif) (http://www.antiagingandvitality.com/Lipo.html) Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: Howie on May 12, 2008, 04:07:12 AM Fly like an Eagle.
Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: the_Journeyman on May 12, 2008, 05:09:54 AM Have a pet dragon (the small kind that can sit on your shoulder like a large parrot.
Ride a unicycle or one of those giant front wheel bike things. Sprint full speed for a mile. Resurect steam power in a compact, self-contained form to power an automobile JM Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: jswledhed on May 12, 2008, 06:15:39 AM I can, well not fluently, but well enough, 8) <jealous> ;) Awesome! [thumbsup] Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: lethe on May 12, 2008, 06:19:13 AM I wish i could fly around the earth on a slice of cheese.
Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: FatguyRacer on May 12, 2008, 06:24:07 AM Two girls at the same time.
But thats not really silly is it? Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: Grampa on May 12, 2008, 06:27:39 AM why would you want to be two girls?
Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: FatguyRacer on May 12, 2008, 06:44:19 AM Because doing 2 guys is just gay. (not that there's anything wrong with that)
Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: teddy037.2 on May 13, 2008, 06:32:03 PM I wish i could summon a legion of fire breathing dragons and burn the whole place down. [coffee] (http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/rolleye/rolleye0018.gif) (http://www.antiagingandvitality.com/Lipo.html) you don't need a legion, all you need is... TROGDOR!!!! Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: ducati_tim on May 13, 2008, 06:42:22 PM I wish I could yodel.
(http://www.germansocietyofwestman.ca/images/yodel1.jpg) Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: Super T.I.B on May 13, 2008, 07:05:38 PM you don't need a legion, all you need is... TROGDOR!!!! Ah! TROGDOR!!!!! (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3137/2490632107_570923543b_o.jpg) Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: lauramonster on May 13, 2008, 07:16:47 PM Silly?? Maybe not, but I wish I could be in front of whoever I want. Not pass them, just magically be in front of them. Maybe levitate over them, whatever. no yellow lines, no swerving, no cops.
Want this power especially when I'm in the car!!! Would like to understand physics better. worked punkin chunkin 5 years in a row, and would LOVE to put together an entry!! Like fireworks too! maybe a bottle rocket punkin passer!!!!! Love buzz bombs. They've got it all - noise, action, movement, sparks EVERYWHERE!!! Would love to understand them!!! Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: TiNi on May 13, 2008, 07:37:33 PM I wish I could whistle using my fingers (you know, the loud commanding sort of whistle). I sooo wish I knew how to do that! I can whistle like that with a bottle cap or the top of an acorn [laugh] I never could do a decent cartwheel :-\ Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: c_rex on May 13, 2008, 07:51:07 PM If I could be invisible at will I could save the world. Well- my world anyway. The rest of you are on your own.
Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: powerhammer on May 14, 2008, 06:30:23 PM [cheeky] Hmmm..silly things I can do.. Silly things I wish I could do.. -run up a wall and flip i could teach you that if you got the nerves. The silly thing I'm thinking of doing: wearing a costume to work on every casual friday for the last two months of work before moving away for grad school. I'm thinking of being subtle at first, cowboy (in texas so doin that is not that bizarre). Then as time goes by take it up a notch or two, clown, fireman, super hero, fat sumo suit. Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: lauramonster on May 15, 2008, 09:02:55 AM powerhammer - that's an excellent idea!!! Thanks for sharing.
Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: Fresh Pants on May 15, 2008, 09:18:27 AM I wish I could.
Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: S4ROB on May 15, 2008, 09:23:01 AM Do a ghost rider 200 mph video around Portland, Or. and live to watch it
Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: James.M on May 15, 2008, 09:45:42 AM I'd still like to skydive, I have yet to do that....
Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: TiNi on May 15, 2008, 10:33:44 AM I'd still like to skydive, I have yet to do that.... there's nothing silly about skydiving :) Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: A.duc.H.duc. on May 15, 2008, 11:28:59 AM there's nothing silly about skydiving :) Jumping out of a perfectly good plane doesn't seem silly to you? ...as awesome as it is. Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: teddy037.2 on May 15, 2008, 01:13:43 PM Jumping out of a perfectly good plane doesn't seem silly to you? ...as awesome as it is. nope. not silly at all. Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: mstevens on May 16, 2008, 04:46:12 PM I wish I could do pen-flipping (or twirling, or whatever they call it).
Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: Howie on May 16, 2008, 07:07:08 PM I wish I could scratch my ear with my back foot.
Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: raulduke on May 16, 2008, 07:54:18 PM I wish I could break dance. I wish do really good card tricks. I wish I could ride a motorcycle around inside one of those cage things you see at the circus. I wish I could tame lions...and midget clowns. I wish I could do gymnastics...or at least my daughters gymnastics instructor. While I am at it, I wish I could do the kindergarten teacher. I wish I could do freestyle bmx.
I could go on...but I won't. Your welcome. Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: Kaveh on May 16, 2008, 08:32:09 PM +1 on the loud whistle here :-\
I can juggle 3 balls, not four... I would also like to do the running up to a wall and flipping thing, that's cool. I used to be able to back flip... The turning while doing a stoppie like Christian Pfeiffer does. While we're at it, all the cool moves that Christian Pfeiffer does [moto] Especially the using the bake brake to slide to a stop while simultaneously flicking the kickstand down and jumping off the bike all in one motion! All teh *$ groupies will be on my Jock fo sho! :-* edit---- found a video. The move I am talking about is what he does in the very beginning. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WMTmjUDvLY&playnext=1&playnext_from=QL Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: raulduke on May 16, 2008, 09:10:21 PM I can juggle 4 balls or 3 rings...and ride a unicycle...not at the same time
Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: S4ROB on May 16, 2008, 09:46:48 PM looks like fun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-66AcTo9TU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-66AcTo9TU) Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: TiNi on May 19, 2008, 03:45:27 AM Title: Re: Silly things you wish you could do Post by: MendoDave on May 19, 2008, 10:47:03 AM Stop my nose from running.
Stop my eyes from itching. Grow a Money tree that bloomed every month. All the leaves would be Fiftys and Hundreds. Own a spaceship. Have a little less agitation in life. |