Was enduring the (nearly empty) shopping mall earlier this morning, when I couldn't quite believe my ears. Is that... no... can't be!
Yup. A schmaltzy, saccharine version of The Pogues tune "Fairytale of New York." The one that starts "It was Christmas Eve, babe, in the drunk tank" and is a delightful little male-female duet of substance abuse & burned-to-the-ground dreams. Set at Christmastime. One of my favorite Pogues tunes, but a little jarring set between Bing Crosby and O Little Town of Bethlehem!
Stunned, I stood there under the little Muzak speaker in between the craft & women's magazines in Barnes & Noble, wondering if they would actually sing the whole thing. Sure enough, there's the money verse:
(Her) You're a bum, You're a punk
(Him) You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
(Her) You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot (I think they substituted "blighter," which doesn't even rhyme!)
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last
Wow. I knew it was rough out there this year, but that's a bit freakin' dark for making us cheery consumers!
Too funny! Awesome!! [thumbsup]
One of my favorite holiday songs for sure!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff3aoSyYOVs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff3aoSyYOVs)
Awesome tune! Entirely inappropriate for the mall IMO. :-\
And yes, that IS Matt Dillon as the cop hauling Shane McGowan into the slammer in the vid. Thanks, Mother, I'd heard of the video but never seen it.
That is a damn good song!!! [thumbsup]
Another Christmas classic for a bleak Christmas
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA-HMqBQpQs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA-HMqBQpQs)
I love that song
Reminded me to put it in the holiday playlist
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd2emzFAqv8)
yeah, a bit classical, but the raw power and sex creams me EVERY time!!! Didn't even know he looked just like Ash before I thought he was Sexy!!!! [cheeky]
You'll know days are bleak if you hear FEAR coming over the mall's PA
NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbTULjLtKP4&eurl=http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=fear%20make%20the%20beast%20with%20two%20backs%20christmas&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:&feature=player_embedded
Wow.. even if you take out the 'bad' words in that song it's still not 'holiday music' He'll the songs not even about Christmas - just gets the mention as the time of year to set the stage for a song about everything being messed up.
This is sorta on the level of the Dance remix of the Cranberries 'Zombie' I heard. One of my coworkers started to groove, and did the 'Oh I love this song, it's so cool'. 'Course I had to ask 'Do you know what that song's about?'
'No. Is it about something special?'
'Listen closer'
- Actually listens to words
'Oh wow, that's some rough lyrics'
'... yeah perfect for a Dance song' [roll]
Not a Christmas song but: The other night at a hockey game they played Last Caress by the misfits in its entirety.
Most people/Kids in the arena don't speak enough English to understand the lyrics.
but it still seems grossly inappropriate for the venue, and it reminded me of this Dutch commercial
Even thoughthis played on prime time dutch TV it is NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RcrRRlKTUM&eurl=http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=want%20to%20learn%20english%3F&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla&feature=player_embedded