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Title: whats in Santas bag?
Post by: Grampa on December 05, 2008, 08:10:51 PM
For the past two years, I've made a somewhat tongue and cheek gift list for the members here.

This year, everybody gets the same thing.......

a health and happiness bubble.

it protects not only you, but your loved ones as well.



Merry Christmas everybody.



Title: Re: whats in Santas bag?
Post by: krolik on December 05, 2008, 08:14:15 PM
Damn, I wanted a lump of coal.  [evil]

It's starting to get cold around here.
Title: Re: whats in Santas bag?
Post by: Rev. Millertime on December 05, 2008, 08:18:12 PM
At least I got something this year
Title: Re: whats in Santas bag?
Post by: lauramonster on December 05, 2008, 08:19:08 PM
Quote from: Rev. Millertime on December 05, 2008, 08:18:12 PM
At least I got something this year


Yeah, but can the doctor get rid of it???
Title: Re: whats in Santas bag?
Post by: Rev. Millertime on December 05, 2008, 08:23:39 PM
Ooooh ouch.


Title: Re: whats in Santas bag?
Post by: teddy037.2 on December 05, 2008, 08:47:38 PM
if only...

is it transferable? I have a friend who could use mine more than I need it  :-\
Title: Re: whats in Santas bag?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on December 05, 2008, 09:25:39 PM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on December 05, 2008, 08:47:38 PM
if only...

is it transferable? I have a friend who could use mine more than I need it  :-\

If we're still talking STD's, ten yes, it is transferable. You may have to share some things you'd prefer not to share though.
Title: Re: whats in Santas bag?
Post by: Randimus Maximus on December 05, 2008, 09:39:35 PM
I wish the same to you, BP!
Title: Re: whats in Santas bag?
Post by: LMT on December 05, 2008, 09:46:23 PM
My first gift of the Season!  Thanks bp.
Title: Re: whats in Santas bag?
Post by: squidwood on December 05, 2008, 10:28:07 PM
whats in Santa's bag?
Hopefully Santa's Bollocks unless he divorced Mrs Santa this year.............
Then they are in a jar on the mantlepiece where he can look at them [laugh]
Title: Re: whats in Santas bag?
Post by: teddy037.2 on December 05, 2008, 10:33:28 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on December 05, 2008, 09:25:39 PM
If we're still talking STD's, ten yes, it is transferable. You may have to share some things you'd prefer not to share though.

ok. dude. I know we're cool n'all....

but I really... REALLY... do not need any shit. not tonight.
Title: Re: whats in Santas bag?
Post by: somegirl on December 05, 2008, 10:46:25 PM
Sorry Teddy. :(
Title: Re: whats in Santas bag?
Post by: teddy037.2 on December 05, 2008, 11:48:52 PM
Quote from: somegirl on December 05, 2008, 10:46:25 PM
Sorry Teddy. :(

it's ok....
Title: Re: whats in Santas bag?
Post by: TiNi on December 06, 2008, 07:10:53 AM
thanks BP :)

Quote from: teddy037.2 on December 05, 2008, 08:47:38 PM
if only...

is it transferable? I have a friend who could use mine more than I need it  :-\

+1  :'(
Title: Re: whats in Santas bag?
Post by: ducpainter on December 06, 2008, 05:13:54 PM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on December 06, 2008, 07:10:53 AM

+1  :'(
I cannot resist... :P

'You have friends?'   :-*
Title: Re: whats in Santas bag?
Post by: Bick on December 06, 2008, 05:28:43 PM
Thank you, BP.

I hope you don't already have one, because I got you the same thing!

Happy Holidays to everyone.

Title: Re: whats in Santas bag?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on December 06, 2008, 06:43:31 PM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on December 05, 2008, 10:33:28 PM
ok. dude. I know we're cool n'all....

but I really... REALLY... do not need any shit. not tonight.

whoa hey, didn't see this until now. Sorry mang-hope all is well.
Title: Re: whats in Santas bag?
Post by: teddy037.2 on December 06, 2008, 07:12:36 PM
np, mang.  :)
Title: Re: whats in Santas bag?
Post by: TiNi on December 08, 2008, 03:51:00 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 06, 2008, 05:13:54 PM
I cannot resist... :P

'You have friends?'   :-*

yes....


...and you're mean  :(


:-*
Title: Re: whats in Santas bag?
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on December 08, 2008, 04:36:32 AM
Thanks for the well wishes, santa is putting a new 696 in my bag ;D
Title: Re: whats in Santas bag?
Post by: KnightofNi on December 08, 2008, 10:11:14 AM
what is the process for creating and packaging these bubbles?



in the true x-mas spirit i would like to make them and sell them at a premium for this holiday season.  ;D
Title: Re: whats in Santas bag?
Post by: swampduc on December 08, 2008, 12:04:37 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on December 08, 2008, 10:11:14 AM
what is the process for creating and packaging these bubbles?



in the true x-mas spirit i would like to make them and sell them at a premium for this holiday season.  ;D
[laugh]
Need start up capital?
Title: Re: whats in Santas bag?
Post by: KnightofNi on December 09, 2008, 07:10:36 AM
Quote from: swampduc on December 08, 2008, 12:04:37 PM
[laugh]
Need start up capital?

yes i do actually.

please send cash directly to me via western union or my PO box...
Title: Re: whats in Santas bag?
Post by: Mother on December 09, 2008, 07:14:49 AM
a dead hooker?

is there a dead hooker in santa's bag?
Title: Re: whats in Santas bag?
Post by: KnightofNi on December 09, 2008, 07:20:22 AM
Quote from: Mother on December 09, 2008, 07:14:49 AM
a dead hooker?

is there a dead hooker in santa's bag?

*pokes bag*

nope, not a dead hooker.
Title: Re: whats in Santas bag?
Post by: Grampa on December 09, 2008, 07:26:14 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on December 09, 2008, 07:10:36 AM
yes i do actually.

please send cash directly to me via western union or my PO box...

hey Travis.... check out my new ringtone   [laugh]


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2KzNLvRKtk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2KzNLvRKtk)
Title: Re: whats in Santas bag?
Post by: DesmoDiva on December 09, 2008, 07:35:00 AM
 [laugh] [laugh]

Nice bp.   [thumbsup]

but I was thinking it may be a sound bite of the te's exhaust. 
Title: Re: whats in Santas bag?
Post by: KnightofNi on December 09, 2008, 09:59:11 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 09, 2008, 07:26:14 AM
hey Travis.... check out my new ringtone   [laugh]


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2KzNLvRKtk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2KzNLvRKtk)


no puedo watcho youtube clips at work.
i'll look forward to watching it when i get home.
Title: Re: whats in Santas bag?
Post by: KnightofNi on December 09, 2008, 04:03:57 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 09, 2008, 07:26:14 AM
hey Travis.... check out my new ringtone   [laugh]



HAHAHA

that's great!