http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtofbxmlv8Y&eurl=http://jalopnik.com/5103219/biker-busted-for-speeding-tries-to-fight-the-law-and-guess-who-won&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtofbxmlv8Y&eurl=http://jalopnik.com/5103219/biker-busted-for-speeding-tries-to-fight-the-law-and-guess-who-won&feature=player_embedded)
The ending is totally worth it.
"Let me show you what I'm working with."
And for a lot more hillarity... check out the Reddit thread... here (http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7hu9f/douchy_biker_busted_for_speeding_goes_to_court/). Being an idiot in traffic is the least of this guy's problems.
Derby?
derby: Yes
But haven't seen that reddit link... and go figure, the guy's got some sex history with exploiting children.
Quote from: deweey on December 08, 2008, 07:46:19 AM
derby: Yes
DAMMIT!!!
Thanks.
I should leave it up for the reddit link?
First time I've seen that.
What a dumbass for going peeling out like that with people right in front of him. I don't care if he hurts himself, but he put other people in jeopardy.
He needs a helmet.
Quote from: OwnyTony on December 08, 2008, 08:16:55 AM
He needs a helmet.
No. That would only prolong his sad, sad life.
Quote from: pennyrobber on December 08, 2008, 09:45:02 AM
No. That would only prolong his sad, sad life.
+1
Who the heck was filming him anyway?
This is guy is a tool
Scripted
I'm sure his mama's proud of her baby boy.... At least he wasn't on a Duc.
He was charged as a sex offender this month also.
http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=57147 (http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=57147)
Quote from: ROBsS4R on December 08, 2008, 03:06:54 PM
He was charged as a sex offender this month also.
http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=57147 (http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=57147)
They should just kill these people, there's no fixing them, ever.
Whatadouche! This guy (and all those involved in child pornography) needs to be put out of our misery...
Awesome. I'd bang the shit outta that judge too.
speech-less. the guy was probably trying to impress some 16 year olds. Total loser.....
Quote from: factorPlayer on December 08, 2008, 05:13:22 PM
Awesome. I'd bang the shit outta that judge too.
[wine] [wine] [clap]
What can be said other than if we lived in Broward County his name should show up in the obits sooner rather than later.
What a piece of work.
Even I wouldn't ride anywhere near the JO. Dolph
Quote from: ROBsS4R on December 08, 2008, 03:06:54 PM
He was charged as a sex offender this month also.
http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=57147 (http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=57147)
to me looks like he was charged back in 2001. He probably recently moved and that's why there's a recent date.
not that it makes a difference. Seems pretty unlikely that you'd receive kiddie porn in the mail not knowing what you were getting.
i thought that the court was the whole thing......then he wiped out in the parking lot. priceless.
Quote from: factorPlayer on December 08, 2008, 05:13:22 PM
Awesome. I'd bang the shit outta that judge too.
I love this forum! Other forums would be like " please watch your language, we want to be appropriate, courteous, and etc..."
Why don't I see those judges in real court, not just TV court. Must be for ratings and a rare thing...
[thumbsup] I do her too, looking like a dancer! ;)
That guy is a complete tool. Not to mention that he is full of shit. He states his bike will go in excess of 200MPH. BULLmake the beast with two backsINGSHIT!
Quote from: alfisti on December 09, 2008, 11:37:37 AM
I was wondering that myself...
I'm pretty sure the bit in the parking lot wasn't scripted. But yeah... I think a good bit of it was rehearsed. The look on his face in court was priceless.
At first his alias would have been Squidward Testicles but after watching the whole thing Dickhead Fu@#wad is a better description. He's the kind of asshole when you wish there is a god and he's merciless.
In all sincerity what should one have done when his rear tire slid out like that? Is there anyway to recover from that?
Quote from: Dents on December 10, 2008, 08:20:04 PM
In all sincerity what should one have done when his rear tire slid out like that? Is there anyway to recover from that?
Gas it full throttle and do a 180. [thumbsup]
Quote from: Dents on December 10, 2008, 08:20:04 PM
In all sincerity what should one have done when his rear tire slid out like that? Is there anyway to recover from that?
The problem is not that the rear slid out.
The problem is while it was out he chopped the throttle shut (an instinctive reaction) and did a mini-highside.
If he had eased off the power but kept on it enough to keep the rear tire slipping (but NOT at WOT) and got it back in shape he probably would have been fine.
I do it all the time.
Get a dirtbike and play.
It will teach you that stuff in a safer place than the courthouse parkinglot. [roll]
Quote from: RichD on December 11, 2008, 02:41:24 AM
The problem is while it was out he chopped the throttle shut (an instinctive reaction) and did a mini-highside.
Or, he might have pulled in the clutch which is also an instinctive reaction.
Ummm... 5' 3".... ummmmmm....... Five feet, three inches....... .... pretty short. That's all.
Quote from: deweey on December 11, 2008, 09:23:59 AM
Or, he might have pulled in the clutch which is also an instinctive reaction.
True. I think as little as he got it sidways pulling in the clutch shouldn't have caused the crash...
But then this guy doesn't look like a skilled rider.
When you pull in the clutch it is typical for the bike to snap back in line with the front tire.
The rear tire in the video looks like it went well past that.
Usually that is caused by back torque (compression braking) due to a chopped throttle...
but... we'll never know.
Doofus could have stood on the rear brake...
Surface/traction issues... Tire pressure? Lots of stuff could go wrong.
The best thing out of this thread (besides a good laugh!) is that it makes us ask how's and why's
and think about other-than-normal riding situations. [thumbsup]
Having a plan to fix a fishtail situation is a good thing.