I wanna to punch myself in teh ballz for posting this celebrity schlock [roll], but it *does* involve a monster. And I know that some of you deviants will be disturbingly interested in the non-moto content as well.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Mvhjidbvdzc/ST_te3MFA5I/AAAAAAAAMfY/Y8Zl2NAkFfA/s320/angie+1.jpg)(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Mvhjidbvdzc/ST_teS16JKI/AAAAAAAAMfQ/RbhIuOmgDeo/s320/monster+1100.jpg)
What's better than just having Angelina Jolie for your wife? Having Angelina Jolie also sponsor your motorcycle habit, that's what. According to In Touch magazine, old man Brad will soon be turning 45 and to celebrate, Angie is giving him a Ducati Monster 1100 as a birthday present. Brad, who already has a Desmosedici RR, is a big motorcycle buff and even says he wants to be like Valentino Rossi.
Hmmm… how very nice. We sincerely hope Mr Pitt gets to enjoy his new Monster 1100, hopefully on some sunny, twisty roads in Italy. And now if you'll excuse us, we need to go and check our mailbox. Who knows, someone might have sent us a new baseball hat or a new pair of socks for Christmas…
Article: http://www.fasterandfaster.net/2008/12/happy-birthday-angelina-to-give-ducati.html
Other article: http://2wheeltuesday.com/2008/12/angeline-jolie-gives-brad-pitt-ducati-monster-1100s/
Brad and I share three passions; Ducatis, Angelina and the obscure Icelandic band Sigur Ros. We're kind of buddies I would think ??? [puke]
Not much into celebrities and stuff, but he knows his way around women, bikes and music. Although she should probably get him a StreetFighter.
He is apparently good buddies with Rossi. It was rumoured that Val was trying to get a ride on his GP machine for Mr Pitt
Great, he can take it with him on the spaceship.. funkin' wackos..
Guess his S4R will be for sale... Wonder if Alanis still has hers
http://www.youtube.com/v/W91sqAs-_-g&hl=en&fs=1 (http://www.youtube.com/v/W91sqAs-_-g&hl=en&fs=1)
And yes, that is her bike.. it was discussed to death on TOB
Where is my M1100S???? >:(
Well you just know Tom Cruise is gonna get one.
Quote from: extra330 on December 10, 2008, 04:07:39 PM
Great, he can take it with him on the spaceship.. funkin' wackos..
huh?
Quote from: Triple J on December 10, 2008, 05:06:01 PM
huh?
I think he was confusing his Duc riding celebs... Tom cruise can take it on the space ship when he gets his..
Brad can take it some place else
Your right, I was thinking of Tom Cruise not Brad.. :-[
Mike
Well, she's got to give him something in exchange for Mr. Mom duties. ;D
Quote from: stopintime on December 10, 2008, 03:56:37 PM
Brad and I share three passions; Ducatis, Angelina and the obscure Icelandic band Sigur Ros. We're kind of buddies I would think ??? [puke]
Not much into celebrities and stuff, but he knows his way around women, bikes and music. Although she should probably get him a StreetFighter.
Hey Stopintime,
I'm a big Sigur Ros fan, too. Listening to them right now, as a matter of fact...
Topangster
Quote from: stopintime on December 10, 2008, 03:56:37 PM
Brad and I share three passions; Ducatis, Angelina and the obscure Icelandic band Sigur Ros.
Sigur Ros not so obscure.
I never understood the whole Angelina thing. I don't think she is remotely attractive, in fact I think she's rather odd looking. There, I said it.
While I'm at it I think Brad has bad taste when it comes to women. Gwenyth Paltrow? C'mon! However his taste in motorcycles is spot on!
before she got all the dumb tats (circa, Hackers and Gia) it was [thumbsup] all the way
not so much now [coffee]
Quote from: factorPlayer on December 10, 2008, 10:52:37 PM
before she got all the dumb tats (circa, Hackers and Gia) it was [thumbsup] all the way
not so much now [coffee]
+1
I'm willing to bet this is all part of Ducati's marketing fo the 1100. First this 'news' of Angelina & Brad, and then this:
http://www.motorcyclenews.com/MCN/News/newsresults/mcn/2008/December/8-14/dec1008-james-blunt-on-ducati-monster-1100/?&R=EPI-104666 (http://www.motorcyclenews.com/MCN/News/newsresults/mcn/2008/December/8-14/dec1008-james-blunt-on-ducati-monster-1100/?&R=EPI-104666)
James Blunt 'spotted' riding an 1100S.
I guess now we know why the price of the 1100 has gone up.
Quote from: yotogi on December 10, 2008, 06:45:59 PM
Sigur Ros not so obscure.
+1
Quote from: factorPlayer on December 10, 2008, 10:52:37 PM
before she got all the dumb tats (circa, Hackers and Gia) it was [thumbsup] all the way
not so much now [coffee]
+2
Quote from: IdZer0 on December 11, 2008, 08:12:48 AM
James Blunt 'spotted' riding an 1100S.
Poor marketing. The man can not even properly pronounce simple english words. The fact that he is English is no excuse for that.
I think the Flounders should add a new section - something along the lines of "Access Hollywood" - so all you gurls can discuss the haps [roll] [puke] [puke]
Just sayin' ;D
Quote from: IdZer0 on December 11, 2008, 08:12:48 AM
I'm willing to bet this is all part of Ducati's marketing fo the 1100. First this 'news' of Angelina & Brad, and then this:
http://www.motorcyclenews.com/MCN/News/newsresults/mcn/2008/December/8-14/dec1008-james-blunt-on-ducati-monster-1100/?&R=EPI-104666 (http://www.motorcyclenews.com/MCN/News/newsresults/mcn/2008/December/8-14/dec1008-james-blunt-on-ducati-monster-1100/?&R=EPI-104666)
James Blunt 'spotted' riding an 1100S.
I guess now we know why the price of the 1100 has gone up.
And they give the bikes to them. Celebrities don't do anything for free.
I'm thinking about emailing this link to my wife. Hoping that she will get the hint.
I need some catchy line to give her the hint; something like:
"Honey, I know you love me just as Angelina loves Brad"
"Honey, Christmas is just two weeks away. In case your still wondering what to get me, here is a great idea from Angelina."
"Honey, to me your every bit as hot as Angelina. No No, make that, hotter than Angelina"
Any better ideas?
Quote from: akmnstr on December 11, 2008, 09:50:38 AM
I'm thinking about emailing this link to my wife. Hoping that she will get the hint.
I need some catchy line to give her the hint; something like:
"Honey, I know you love me just as Angelina loves Brad"
"Honey, Christmas is just two weeks away. In case your still wondering what to get me, here is a great idea from Angelina."
"Honey, to me your every bit as hot as Angelina. No No, make that, hotter than Angelina"
Any better ideas?
"You can FINALLY have something in common with a highly desirable female celebrity!!!"
[laugh]
is that not helping?
Quote from: akmnstr on December 11, 2008, 09:50:38 AM
I'm thinking about emailing this link to my wife. Hoping that she will get the hint.
I need some catchy line to give her the hint; something like:
"Honey, I know you love me just as Angelina loves Brad"
"Honey, Christmas is just two weeks away. In case your still wondering what to get me, here is a great idea from Angelina."
"Honey, to me your every bit as hot as Angelina. No No, make that, hotter than Angelina"
Any better ideas?
Plenty, but if that is the best you have on your own, you might want to wait until next year. ;)
Quote from: yotogi on December 11, 2008, 10:07:16 AM
Plenty, but if that is the best you have on your own, you might want to wait until next year. ;)
Hey, common dude. Help a bro out. Can't wait another year
Quote from: akmnstr on December 11, 2008, 10:16:50 AM
Hey, common dude. Help a bro out. Can't wait another year
Great plan!!!
Can't wait to hear her response ;)
Quote from: johndoe on December 10, 2008, 09:29:37 PM
I never understood the whole Angelina thing. I don't think she is remotely attractive, in fact I think she's rather odd looking. There, I said it.
While I'm at it I think Brad has bad taste when it comes to women. Gwenyth Paltrow? C'mon! However his taste in motorcycles is spot on!
Dude I couldn't agree with you more. Both of them make me want to [puke]
Quote from: extra330 on December 10, 2008, 04:07:39 PM
Great, he can take it with him on the spaceship.. funkin' wackos..
We Scientologists don't have spaceships...yet. That's why we ride Ducatis (a close second.)
I'd watch the flames, bud. We're everywhere, you know...
Topangster
I'd hit it, Angelina I mean.
And don't try & tell me that all the people who posted negatively about Angelina that they would kick her out of bed if she farted!
Come ON! Fussy pr*cks! [roll]
[cheeky]
I'd tap that, film it, and sell the dvd. ;D
Quote from: topangster on December 11, 2008, 03:49:29 PM
We Scientologists don't have spaceships...yet. That's why we ride Ducatis (a close second.)
I'd watch the flames, bud. We're everywhere, you know...
Topangster
Tom, is that you? This is sooo coool. welcome to the board. I didnt' know you had a Monster too.
Quote from: MrIncredible on December 11, 2008, 08:23:01 PM
I'd tap that, film it, and sell the dvd, in my former life. ;D
Fixed it for ya. ;)
Quote from: Raux on December 11, 2008, 11:19:52 PM
Tom, is that you? This is sooo coool. welcome to the board. I didnt' know you had a Monster too.
He ain't Tom.
Why? she can't afford a streetfighter? ;D
Quote from: Raux on December 11, 2008, 11:19:52 PM
Tom, is that you? This is sooo coool. welcome to the board. I didnt' know you had a Monster too.
Nope, not Tom. Steven. I live in Topanga (by Malibu), hence the board name...
Quote from: topangster on December 13, 2008, 10:41:57 AM
Nope, not Tom. Steven. I live in Topanga (by Malibu), hence the board name...
hey i sold my tomasellis didnt i? [laugh] you should get them soon.
Quote from: topangster on December 11, 2008, 03:49:29 PM
We Scientologists don't have spaceships...yet. That's why we ride Ducatis (a close second.)
I'd watch the flames, bud. We're everywhere, you know...
Topangster
So are disciples of the L Ron Hoover Church of Appliancology ;D
Quote from: Capo on December 13, 2008, 01:12:33 PM
So are disciples of the L Ron Hoover Church of Appliancology ;D
Yeah, but those guys are weird. And they ride vacuum cleaners. [cheeky]
Quote from: johndoe on December 10, 2008, 09:29:37 PM
I never understood the whole Angelina thing. I don't think she is remotely attractive, in fact I think she's rather odd looking. There, I said it.
While I'm at it I think Brad has bad taste when it comes to women. Gwenyth Paltrow? C'mon! However his taste in motorcycles is spot on!
same here, i didnt' understand it till i watched the movie "wanted"
is she stunning good looking? no, is she really exotic looking? no, is she classically good looking, ie, symetric face nice features, etc? no.
she is not "hot" in the traditional sense, what she is.. is sexy, she has a sex appeal that makes her good looking, that and she has a great body doesn't hurt. its one of those things where you say, is she really atrractive, no she isn't but she has sex appeal which is totally different.
Quote from: topangster on December 17, 2008, 01:00:21 PM
Yeah, but those guys are weird. And they ride vacuum cleaners. [cheeky]
You mean the Hover Hoover?
Showed the wife that Brad is getting an early crimbo prezzie off her indoors, she shakes her head and returns to the kitchen so i guess thats a none starter for me :'( :'(At the moment i'm keeping a eye out for the men in white coats riding hoovers [laugh]
Quote from: Raux on December 11, 2008, 11:19:52 PM
Tom, is that you? This is sooo coool. welcome to the board. I didnt' know you had a Monster too.
Raux,
I have to apologize, I just got your joke...
So yes, of course I'm The Tom, and of course i have a Monster. All Scientologists do, it's part of our belief system.
Quote from: topangster on December 18, 2008, 11:33:11 PM
Raux,
I have to apologize, I just got your joke...
So yes, of course I'm The Tom, and of course i have a Monster. All Scientologists do, it's part of our belief system.
no problem. i love it when we all have a good day :D