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Local Clubs => NorthWest => Topic started by: JDucati on December 11, 2008, 08:30:17 PM



Title: Oregonian
Post by: JDucati on December 11, 2008, 08:30:17 PM
Hey everybody.  My name is John, obviously new

I have a 2003 Ducati Monster 800ie Dark  I bought it 12/7/08 and it is my first Duc.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3184/3101799354_e283fbc4ea_o.jpg)

Hope to ride with you all soon.


Title: Re: Oregonian
Post by: JohnnyDucati on December 11, 2008, 08:54:40 PM
Welcome to the madness, JDucati.

We're glad to have you aboard.

Sincerely,

Your similarly named acquaintance JohnnyDucati.

(PS  I think we're gonna get a lot giggly comments from the peanut gallery about the names  ;D)


Title: Re: Oregonian
Post by: 8 lives on December 11, 2008, 08:59:08 PM
welcome to the board John.  What kind of exhaust is that?  You have to do something about those mirrors on that bike they are hurting my eyes.  Just kidding to each there own.  I have rode with quite a few of the people from this board and everyone has been cool and makes a good effort to help each other out and stick together on rides.  

P.S. Beware of Chuck he smells funny


Title: Re: Oregonian
Post by: SaltLick on December 11, 2008, 09:09:36 PM
i was going to ask if you are in oregon, but i see the tree in the license plate. Hey come on a ride with us sometime. The more the merrier. You in the portland area?


Title: Re: Oregonian
Post by: NEIKOS on December 11, 2008, 09:55:16 PM

P.S. Beware of Chuck he smells funny

I do not smell like a clown damnit!  ;D


Title: Re: Oregonian
Post by: krolik on December 11, 2008, 10:40:30 PM
1st: you have to remove those fork reflectors. 8)

2nd:  What with the oil leak?  ;D

3rd:  Chuck does smell funny. :-X


Title: Re: Oregonian
Post by: ryandalling on December 12, 2008, 07:46:40 AM
Here I was expecting a complaint about the newspaper... "The Oregonian"... oh well.... welcome to the club....  just watch out.... Toolfan can slam a revolving door.... and break unfrozen water.  ;D


Title: Re: Oregonian
Post by: SaltLick on December 12, 2008, 09:33:24 AM
id rather smell like a clown then have a clown smell me.


Title: Re: Oregonian
Post by: desmosome on December 12, 2008, 12:12:41 PM
Both krolik and I have the same bike.

we likes it yessss we doesss preciousssss

What is that thing...in the red circle.

(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a264/jonfay/Untitled-1copy.jpg)


Title: Re: Oregonian
Post by: JDucati on December 12, 2008, 06:37:32 PM
BWAH?!  JohnnyDucati?  and in portland?  what are the odds haha

And yes... i hate my mickey mouse mirrors... getting bar ends asap

Soon:

ASV adjustable pull Medium Levers as well

Fender chop and carbon fiber wherever i can put it   [clap]   ;D

Reflectors are going away as soon as I can heat them up enough to remove them.

Pipes are Jardine RT-1s  they sound great. You will soon learn this  :D

The red circle:  I believe it is the emissions canister.  Black oval cylindrical thing. Yes that is going away as well.

Chuck I haven't smelled you yet but I think I will try to avoid it.  haha  :D


Thanks for your enthusiasm guys.  [moto]


Title: Re: Oregonian
Post by: NEIKOS on December 12, 2008, 06:55:35 PM
BTW - we NEVER, EVER, EVAH stay on topic.  [roll]

Oh, and welcome.


Title: Re: Oregonian
Post by: JohnnyDucati on December 12, 2008, 07:37:04 PM
BWAH?!  JohnnyDucati?  and in portland?  what are the odds haha . . .

Thanks for your enthusiasm guys.  [moto]

Oh, man.  You don't know the 1/2 of it:

 ;D

JohnnyDucati        = John
8 Lives                 = John
Desomosome        = Jon (spelling?)
JDucati                 = John

Woo-hoo!   [thumbsup]


Title: Re: Oregonian
Post by: SaltLick on December 12, 2008, 07:49:06 PM
Dont get scared off by the man love that flows around here either.

Two of the members here on a lonesome drunken night had man sex, and well honestly just havent gotten over it.  Please, please dont ask whats behind that story..... [popcorn]


Title: Re: Oregonian
Post by: NEIKOS on December 12, 2008, 07:52:01 PM
Oh, man.  You don't know the 1/2 of it:

 ;D

JohnnyDucati        = John
8 Lives                 = John
Desomosome        = Jon (spelling?)
JDucati                 = John

Woo-hoo!   [thumbsup]

Slang term for the shitter, the throne, a toile = John  :P


Title: Re: Oregonian
Post by: SaltLick on December 12, 2008, 07:55:03 PM
billy bones should be stopping in soon to say hello. Hes one hell of a good guy, and a snappy dresser.


Title: Re: Oregonian
Post by: 8 lives on December 12, 2008, 07:58:44 PM
Slang term for the shitter, the throne, a toile = John  :P

Maybe thats why people are always crapping on me


Title: Re: Oregonian
Post by: JDucati on December 12, 2008, 08:29:29 PM
HOLY CRAP THATS A LOT OF CRAPPERS...   [beer]

We are going to have a northwest John/Jon ride and meet...  [thumbsup]

Btw that oil spot is from excess grease that was on the engine after I had molested it thoroughly.  :-*


I need a drink...


Title: Re: Oregonian
Post by: JohnnyDucati on December 12, 2008, 08:42:23 PM
Slang term for the shitter, the throne, a toile = John  :P

Chuck.

Up-Chuck.

Chuck-a-Burger

How much wood coulda woodchuck chuck if a . . .

Dude - glass houses & stones!   ;D



Title: Re: Oregonian
Post by: Mother on December 13, 2008, 11:22:24 PM
Chuck.

Up-Chuck.

Chuck-a-Burger

How much wood coulda woodchuck chuck if a . . .

Dude - glass houses & stones!   ;D




never try and pass a stone in a glass house?


Title: Re: Oregonian
Post by: duc_fan on December 16, 2008, 08:46:41 PM
Welcome to the nuthouse.  ;D


Title: Re: Oregonian
Post by: JDucati on December 17, 2008, 07:21:46 PM
I really wish this damn weather would go away so I can go for a ride.   [moto]  hell what am I saying.  my bike doesn't have a tank right now.  It is down at the shop getting assembled hahaha.  Damn fuel level sensor gasket leak.  arg  [bang]

Anyway.  Hope to meet up with you guys when the weather clears.

stay safe

~John


Title: Re: Oregonian
Post by: canoncrazy on December 18, 2008, 10:11:59 PM
 :-X here to replace me? get me out of here! thank you! said you're in portland?


Title: Re: Oregonian
Post by: JDucati on December 19, 2008, 09:06:15 PM
Keizer OR actually.  I work in Portland 5 days a week.


Title: Re: Oregonian
Post by: Bendy on December 20, 2008, 02:06:41 PM
Keizer OR actually.  I work in Portland 5 days a week.

+1, strangely. 8)


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