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Title: would it be wrong if I........
Post by: Grampa on December 13, 2008, 09:29:15 AM
at work.... we make "ig" units (insulated glass units)
(http://www.prelco.ca/images_en/ph_sealedunit_1-1.gif)


we make them as replacements when either people break them or the unit has a seal failure.

when one has a seal failure, moisture builds up between the panes of glass when conditions are right, much like water on the outside of a beer bottle, only it happens inside the window. Over time, the minerals in the water will etch the glass, obscuring your view.

I thought it would be fun to premake one to fail.

step one..... make a relief mask of Jesus or Charles Manson, put it on the the glass to be used, spray  Rain-x  onto the exposed areas of the glass.... allow it to dry.

step two..... make the ig unit with the rain-x side to the inside of the unit, being careful not to seal it properly.

step three.... place in unsuspecting customers window.

step four.... wait

step five.... hilarity ensuses when the media shows up   [laugh]
Title: Re: would it be wrong if I........
Post by: Slag on December 13, 2008, 09:30:46 AM
Genius  [bow_down]
Title: Re: would it be wrong if I........
Post by: Grampa on December 13, 2008, 09:32:11 AM
if you made two for one customer, one window having Jesus and the other having Hitler in it...... that would be the best  [laugh]
Title: Re: would it be wrong if I........
Post by: Slag on December 13, 2008, 09:34:39 AM
I would volunteer for this...

However, an unsuspecting customer would be priceless!
Title: Re: would it be wrong if I........
Post by: NAKID on December 13, 2008, 09:43:03 AM
Sometimes Joel, I just love the way your mind works....
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Post by: Drunken Monkey on December 13, 2008, 10:00:30 AM
If only you could time the failures.

Do Jesus one week.

And Flying Spaghetti Monster the next.
Title: Re: would it be wrong if I........
Post by: Grampa on December 13, 2008, 10:02:08 AM

[laugh]

then Buddha


then  Jim Jones


then Hillery Duff
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Post by: red baron on December 13, 2008, 10:20:29 AM
do boobies ;D
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Post by: TJR178 on December 13, 2008, 04:22:43 PM
I used to work in that industry.  We made the spacers.  Different crowd, those fenestration people.
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Post by: teddy037.2 on December 13, 2008, 04:42:53 PM
 [clap]

bestest idea I've heard all week!
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Post by: stopintime on December 13, 2008, 04:47:15 PM
What the hell got into you today? Punishing your cat and now this [clap] Who/what made you like this?