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Title: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: Duc L'Smart on December 14, 2008, 09:26:04 AM
(http://gallery.me.com/metcalfe/100011/_SXM0468/web.jpg)


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: GeorgeInDallas on December 14, 2008, 09:38:22 AM
"See, mister, they're not so hard to pick up after they fall over... ya just gotta know how."

"Ohhhh, it's so BIG... and HARD... and... and... ohhh."

"Geez, ya gotta love the BMW accessories... them Krauts think of everything."

"OK, I'm not looking... lemme know when yer done over there."

"It's no Ducati... but it's... nice."

"Vrooom - vroooom - vroooom, bubububububub, vrooom."

"I can almost feel the wind in my hair."



Now your turn.



Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: svoloch on December 14, 2008, 09:42:40 AM
"Will's giant blue monster is not just for the ladies...."


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: Samsonite on December 14, 2008, 09:58:13 AM
"If this were a Ducati, you would be able to get both knees down"


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: Cyclone on December 14, 2008, 10:49:14 AM
 :P A very hung over few suggestions!

1. " That will be $75.00 for LLS - thank you for coming... "

2.  " OOOh - pet my big brick baby, yeah right there... "

3.  " where did you say to hook the handcuffs ? "

4.  " This is Will's fantasy? Uh oh ! "

5.  The Red Shoe

6.  " I never got this much charity for $75.00 before.. "

7.  " Once you go German style .. "

8.  " BMW Precision Shaft drive engineering team "

9.   something about blue and spheres - i give up

10.   didn't i just say I gave up ! OK  [moto]  - " who rides pregdog in this picture, it's a cointoss "  [moto]




Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: NorDog on December 14, 2008, 11:08:30 AM
"OK, I'm not looking... lemme know when yer done over there."


ROFLOL!  I don't think that one can ever be topped!

But I'll try...

"Oh MY!  I can feel you all the way over here!"

"Mister, I've had some wierd johns before, but you're really strange."

"Okay, now imagine you're letting out the clutch and ACTUALLY riding a motorcycle."



Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: jweave on December 14, 2008, 11:37:35 AM
I'm offended. 


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: Samsonite on December 14, 2008, 11:42:15 AM
I'm offended. 
Was it the BMW?


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: Slag on December 14, 2008, 11:49:24 AM
Was it the BMW?
[laugh] [beer]


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: LYD on December 14, 2008, 12:45:31 PM
Was it the BMW?

Big
Motorcycle
Weenie


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: webspoke on December 14, 2008, 07:43:48 PM
How do you say 'schwing' in german?


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: Samsonite on December 14, 2008, 07:54:30 PM
How do you say 'schwing' in german?
finden Sie ein anderes Modell


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: NorDog on December 15, 2008, 08:56:37 AM
So, when do we vote for best?!?


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: LYD on December 15, 2008, 09:02:13 AM
"IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO WHILE I'M DOWN HERE"
(http://gallery.me.com/metcalfe/100011/_SXM0468/web.jpg)


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: Duc L'Smart on December 15, 2008, 09:08:50 AM
So, when do we vote for best?!?

You are all winners [thumbsup]


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: NorDog on December 15, 2008, 09:36:06 AM
You are all winners [thumbsup]

LOL!  What's next?  Inventive Spelling?  Bumper stickers: "My child was poster of the month at the DMF"?   [cheeky]


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: bullethead on December 15, 2008, 10:16:57 AM
Yep you are right my boots are way sexier that those things.

Did you know this thing says BMW right here but  your shirt says Ducati?


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: NorDog on December 15, 2008, 12:35:53 PM
What's that old deoderant motto?

"Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: muskrat on December 15, 2008, 02:19:25 PM


Break My Wallet...BMW


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: ♣ McKraut ♣ on December 15, 2008, 02:20:16 PM

Break My Wallet...BMW


...says the guy with a ducati...


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: Samsonite on December 15, 2008, 02:22:38 PM
I say this strictly while seeing the Outfit and the Motorcycle

"BMW....It's ok to go both ways"



not that there's anything wrong with that


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: dallas2r on December 15, 2008, 02:37:01 PM
Your grips are getting me hot!  :-*


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: DLSGAP on December 15, 2008, 02:51:00 PM
"If only I had sprung for the optional Viagra accessory pack, she'd be fondling something else right now"


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: dallas2r on December 15, 2008, 03:59:55 PM
Fixed it.  [thumbsup]

(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g240/happywafflemonkey/_SXM0771.jpg)


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: AndreRA3 on December 15, 2008, 04:08:59 PM
Ok, either you people took pictures of the monster that day, or dallas2r has way too much time on his hands  :P


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: ThelmaLou on December 15, 2008, 04:51:24 PM
Fixed it.  [thumbsup]

(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g240/happywafflemonkey/_SXM0771.jpg)
Getting there  :-\ .... some Michael Phelps action  :P ... You know the pic?   ;D


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: Ronr on December 15, 2008, 05:37:25 PM
Damn.  WiWa's good.


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: Slag on December 15, 2008, 05:50:39 PM
 [bow_down] [bow_down] [bow_down]


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: Cyclone on December 15, 2008, 05:52:51 PM
Ok, either you people took pictures of the monster that day, or dallas2r has way too much  TALENT on his hands  :P

fixed it !  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: ♣ McKraut ♣ on December 16, 2008, 05:23:30 AM
Fixed it.  [thumbsup]

he's been watching his tutorial videos:  http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=you+suck+at+photoshop&search_type=&aq=f


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: muskrat on December 16, 2008, 08:10:50 AM
...says the guy with a ducati...

true, very true and a wedding to pay for also.  so much for my Tri-color Duc this coming year  [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang]

of course the break my wallett was in reference to both  ;D


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: RED on December 16, 2008, 11:07:36 AM
(http://gallery.me.com/metcalfe/100011/_SXM0468/web.jpg)

"I'm gonna have my photo taken again tonight at Red's party with my eyes closed again. maybe people will think i'm in deep thought instead of being sleep deprived!"...Scott thinks to himself as the lolliebomb girl cops a squat on his floor.


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: Duc L'Smart on December 16, 2008, 12:15:57 PM
"I'm gonna have my photo taken again tonight at Red's party with my eyes closed again. maybe people will think i'm in deep thought instead of being sleep deprived!"...Scott thinks to himself as the Velvet Kitten cops a squat on his floor.

Fixed.

Major Infraction- Faux Pas - 2 beer penalty!


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: RED on December 16, 2008, 01:11:09 PM
Fixed.

Major Infraction- Faux Pas - 2 beer penalty!

Penalty collectible on next beer venue opportunity. Didn't recognize the difference in costume uniform. I need more study time.


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: Ideapimp on December 17, 2008, 03:18:58 PM
"I'm gonna have my photo taken again tonight at Red's party with my eyes closed again. maybe people will think i'm in deep thought instead of being sleep deprived!"...Scott thinks to himself as the lolliebomb girl cops a squat on his floor.

NOT, I repeat, NOT one of my Lollie Bomb girls.


Title: Re: Photo Caption Contest
Post by: bryant8 on December 17, 2008, 04:35:19 PM
Will, asked your Lollies to come out for the picture party


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