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Pea-Shooters anyone... And pink guns dont count.. :-P  [leo]

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Here are some of my toys.. :)

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Who are you?  I don't show just anyone my pea-shooter.   ;D

Awweee!!! Well I'm not just anyone! ;-) come on..

I have extra can of peas at home if u need more ammo!! :-p


Matt aka the new guy/ (mothers) friend from Oregon

 [bow_down]  Any friend of Mother's is a friend of mine!   [bow_down]

Sorry I missed meeting you at PJ's Christmas party.  Welcome to the NMMR!  You will fit right in I am sure since most of us are gun-totin' fools.  Here's one of my favorite shots from the Okay Corral:

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I'm not saying all those guys above pack, but these here sure do,  Meet the NMMR gangstas:

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Ahhh, why not, one more gangsta shot:

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What can I say, I'm the self-appointed posterity sheriff.

Your weapons are far more impressive than mine, in fact, I only have one picture of my new toy.  It is my first firearm ever and it was purchased the weekend after the election:

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You haven't met Lance yet, but you will. 

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Great pics, Bonfy...Good times :)

hey what the hell Bonfy [cheeky] no pics of lance and i together...arent we ur homies too...


does this count?!?!?!
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 ;D

That is some funny shizzzzz... lol.. Where you even born when that came out.. :-P

Better have this too or it wont count...... :P

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Your wish is my command.  Comin' right up, Sistah.  Gimme five, then check back on this space... [thumbsup]

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Maybe I hallucinated it, but I swear I saw something about starting a thread about a bat.  Ain't room for a bat and a gargoyle on the same board.  Don't make me come down there!!!   [bacon] [bacon]

Bonfy, you sure hang out with good looking guys!

Mousey, you can come up and play with my real guns if you want.  Er, wait a minute, that doesn't sound right... :-[

I hesitate to post pics of my arsenal.  What if those guys in the white coats come back and want to take them away?!?!

I think you hallucinated.... :) I'm almost positive of it..   haaa  ... Lay off the drugs you "Bat" aka gargoyle...   :-*

hey there MR. ur not much older then i  [cheeky]


u sure u wana let me play with real guns  [evil]

Big night at Casa De King

"Dont make me chuck a duc in ya' ass"

"some body call da' poe-leese !!!"

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Ya' thought goin' postal was bad.. try goin' hospital.  "clean your own damn balls mutta' fuka' !!!"

 :o Wow, just WOW. From "pea shooters" to ballage who'd have thunk it.... wait that's not a stretch at all, especially for this gang.  ;D

Niceeee.. :)   [leo]  I like what this is turning into.. :P

I had the pleasure of going to the range last night with one of my SWAT buddies. After about 2hrs. I came to the conclusion, I suck.  These guys can write words on the targets... no kidding.  I did get to try a few handguns. most notable were the SigArms P229 357sig (by far the most powerful pistol i've ever seen), the Taurus 24/7 9mm HIGHLY modified & his Glock .45 He calls that one his angel. Seems to be the gun all those guys carry. He refers to them as a no bullshit, no frills, when your life is on the line gun. Coming from these guys, it must be the Gospel.   

Look out empty cans, here I come !!!

 [popcorn]

Interesting! 

I went out to Briton's on Christmas Day and we took a walk out to the field to put some rounds through my new pistol.  I may have mentioned before that I am not a big firearm buff.  It is work for me to go through this , but I know it is a worthwhile endeavor and I may need it someday.   It was cold and windy so we didn't spend a lot of time out there.   I put some lead into a chunk of wood to get a feel for the trigger pull and noise factor.  We'll get to paper targets next session which will probably add an element of challenge and interest to it. 

I'll be spending some quality time at the range within the next few days.  Jackie needs to spend a bit more time with her little Taurus, and I want to put a whole lotta .45 rounds through my newest XD.  Within a month or so I'll have to break in my new concealed carry pistol, but it's still waiting for me at the shop. :(

I cant believe you guys wait until I left to start packing!!  :'(

So where do we go shooting at? Ranges blaaaaa... I want outside fun.. 

Lets make a group and go shoot..

M

It was you machismo that inspired us. ;D

hey, can i borrow your fbi id?  I need to pick up chicks.  [thumbsup]  [moto]

Trust me, hot chicks are not impressed with federal employees!   :P

Judging by the ones I remember seeing from Thailand, or where ever that Asian gig you did....I call you liah man!  She ruv you lunnnng time.   [bow_down]

Just throwing it out there...I spent over a decade with the USAF as a weapons instructor and 3 years as a DoE trained SWAT sniper.  If anyone would like some coaching, i would be more than happy to offer my servivces.  No fees...just for funsies.

Mav

Not sure where this little treasure should be posted, but since there is a firearm in it and the peashooter thread hasn't been used in a while, I will just stick it here.

How to put on a bra:

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Do they give classes for that??   [roll]

Next class 8pm tonight.  CHOP CHOP !

I won't be late and I may even bring the teacher an apple.  :-*

M   E  O  W       [evil]   (http://smileydatabase.com/s/748.gif)

Get a room!  Oh, yeah, you already have one.   :-*

We got four floors, stairs and lots of cabling...oh and a video camera....Let the games begin!!!
   I'm just sayin'    [evil]

 [popcorn]

Why did scenes from Mr. and Mrs. Smith just leap into my head?     [bacon] [bacon] [bacon]

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

SHHHHHH   8)



smart ass     :-*

Sent from anonymous friend  ( (http://smileydatabase.com/s/766.gif) ),   found on Craigslist.      I'm not a fan of long stories or jokes.  But hang in there as long as you can.               you'll get the point right off the bat. 


> Craigslist message to a mugger....
>
>
> 
>
> I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that
> you demanded I hand
> over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my
> girlfriend. You also asked
> for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you
> somehow come across this
> message. I'd like to
> apologize.
>
> I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my
> pistol after you took
> my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a
> reason that evening, and it
> wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had
> just bought me that
> Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for
> Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder
> holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's
> a very intimidating
> weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?
>
> I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking
> back to wherever
> you'd come from with that brown
> sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm
> sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving
> your shoes, cell phone,
> and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any
> of your buddies to
> come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of
> calling your mother, or
> "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and
> explaining to her your
> situation. I also bought myself some gas on your card. I
> gave your shoes to one
> of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along
> with all of the cash
> in your wallet, then I threw the wallet itself in a
> dumpster.
>
> I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell.
> They'll be on
> your
> bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel
> recently shut down the
> line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a
> day now, so I
> don't know what's going on with that. I hope they
> haven't
> permanently cut off your service. I was about to make
> some threatening phone
> calls to the DA's office with it. Oh well.
>
> So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough
> on you when you did this
> whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up
> to you. I'm
> sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to
> help you out.
> I'd
> like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the
> pants. What
> brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder? I'd also
> like to apologize
> for not killing you and instead making you walk back
> home humiliated. I'm
> hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in
> life. Next time you
> might not be so lucky. If you read this message, email
> me and we'll do
> lunch
> and laundry. Peace!

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       Drill  Sergeant Joe B. Fricks Rules For A  Gunfight   

RULES  FOR A GUN, KNIFE, BASEBALL BAT OR FIST  FIGHT

1.  Forget about knives, bats and fists. Bring a gun.  Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your  friends who have guns. Bring four times the ammunition you  think you could ever need.

2.  Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice.  Ammunition is cheap - life is expensive. If you shoot  inside, buckshot is your friend. A new wall is cheap -  funerals are expensive.

3.  Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a  slow miss. 

4.  If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not  moving fast enough or using cover  correctly.

5.  Move away from your attacker and go to cover. Distance is  your friend. (Bulletproof cover and diagonal or lateral  movement are preferred.)

6.  If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a  semi or full-automatic long gun and a friend with a long  gun.

7.  In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber,  stance, or tactics. They will only remember who  lived.

8.  If you are not shooting, you should be communicating,  reloading, and running. Yell "Fire!" Why "Fire"? Cops will  come with the Fire Department, sirens often scare off the  bad guys, or at least cause then to lose concentration and  will.... And who is going to summon help if you yell  "Intruder," "Glock" or "Winchester?" 

9.  Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will  be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent  accuracy of the gun.

10.  Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they  should have to beat you to death with it because it is  empty.

11.  Always cheat, always win. The only unfair fight is the one  you lose.

12.  Have a plan.

13.  Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work. "No  battle plan ever survives 10 seconds past first contact  with an enemy."

14.  Use cover or concealment as much as possible, but  remember, sheetrock walls and the like stop nothing but  your pulse when bullets tear through  them.

15.  Flank your adversary when possible. Protect  yours.

16.  Don't drop your guard.

17.  Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees. Practice  reloading one-handed and off-hand shooting. That's how you  live if hit in your "good" side. 

18.  Watch their hands. Hands kill. Smiles, frowns and other  facial expressions don't (In God we trust. Everyone else  keep your hands where I can see them.) 

19.  Decide NOW to always be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly  ENOUGH.

20.  The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will  get.

21.  Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill  everyone you meet if necessary, because they may want to  kill you.

22.  Be courteous to everyone, overly friendly to no  one.

23.  Your number one option for personal security is a lifelong  commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and  de-escalation.

24.  Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber of  which does not start with anything smaller than  "4".

25.  Use a gun that works EVERY TIME. "All skill is in vain  when an Angel blows the powder from the flintlock of your  musket." At a practice session, throw you gun into the  mud, then make sure it still works. You can clean it  later.

26.  Practice shooting in the dark, with someone shouting at  you, when out of breath, etc. 

27.  Regardless of whether justified or not, you will feel sad  about killing another human being. It is better to be sad  than to be room temperature. 

28.  The only thing you EVER say afterwards is, "He said he was  going to kill me. I believed him. I'm sorry, Officer, but  I'm very upset now. I can't say anything more. Please  speak with my attorney." 
 
Finally,  Drill Sergeant Frick's Rules For Un-armed  Combat.

1:  Never be unarmed.

2:  If you have your hands, your feet, your mind and your  Spirit as an American Soldier, Sailor, Airman, Marine or  Coastie, you are never unarmed. 

3.  I would add "Bringing a Good  Jewish Girl" wouldn't  hurt either! 

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Thought I was laughin' my ass off...       til i saw the last pic.

DIE ZOMBIE make the beast with two backsERS  (http://smileydatabase.com/s/825.gif)      (http://smileydatabase.com/s/1066.gif)      (http://smileydatabase.com/s/1055.gif)




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Ah, screw em all and let the paramedics clean it up

Oooh, I got a new toy from the boys at Springfield last Friday.

Sadly, all of my guns were lost in a traginc boating accident, so i can't post pictures.

You're jokin', right?

holy make the beast with two backs my balls i hope u really are jokin......

DucMouse, is there something you haven't told us?   :o   This puts a whole new spin on the nipple dance.  [laugh]



And, Count....WHAT?!

Hey, this is a public internet forum.  Everything I post here regarding guns is absolutely true. [beer]

well i havent been up to denver in awhile so my passing of Trinidad is done! it toook a year but the transform is complete  [evil]


 :'(....why did u have guns on boat anyways?!?! going to shot the fish?!?!  [laugh]

Shhhhaaaammmmmm Woooowwwwww

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I was practicing my Rambo moves.... ;D

Now I need to demand pics!  ;D

You all couldn't handle seeing my "GUNS."  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

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LOVE your avatar!!

That was mesmorizing.  I needed a good laugh!  Thanks!!

Best comeback line on gun safety: :)

General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
Love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went momentarily silent and the interview ended.

That's class.....always separate emotions from facts  [thumbsup]

LOLOLOL  love it!  [evil]

That is probably the best line I have ever heard!! 

I am not a big gun fan, (except for KB's) but you gotta appreciate this for sure...

TEXAS MONTHLY TALKS - TED NUGENT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_QjEL0uUgo#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)

I know I do

He is such a freak.  I love him!  [thumbsup]  The last line in the video sums it up for me.  Couldnt agree more.   Nice find.

  We should nominate Ted for President!!  I seen Him on Anthony Bourdain,s show, very interesting, the guy tells it like it should be for sure,no sugar coating here. [clap]

I'm sure he's been nominated before.  At least I would be surprised if he hasn't.  Are you talking about "No Reservations"?  I guess I missed that episode.  I love that show.  [popcorn]

  Exactly,Dusty
                      I'm not sure when it first aired, but Anthony and Ted were taking turns on an M-60 and other assorted toys, You can U-tube "Anthony and Ted shooting machineguns"  I'd post the link but I'm computer illiterate  [bang]

Hee hee. I will definitely check that out. :)

Anthony Bourdain and Ted Nugent Shooting Machineguns (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_aSglGw88U#lq-hq-vhq)

   AWSOME!! Thanks Kingbaby, ya just gotta love it, God bless America..short of the fully auto toys, comes close to some of Our friendly BBQ'S, only there's usually more beer    [beer]

Its a mental erection, LOLOLOL.  Shut the F up Sting.

Wow those were good.  he he

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New York makes it really tough to own a handgun. When we bought the house in ABQ 5 years ago, I shipped Barb's 12 guage Smith and Wesson pump here. Best weapon for home defense- point, don't aim. I went into a gun shop to buy a cleaning kit for it and inquired about purchasing a handgun. I was told that, if I had a New Mexico driver's license, I could walk out with one. In NY, it takes about 6 months minimum, and this is not for a carry permit.

I want one (12 guage Smith and Wesson pump).  When I got my 9 mm here in Colorado last November, I had my New Mexico driver's license so we had to process it through my son who is a resident.  It took about 2 hours to get through  the background check.  I want a shotgun.  That's on my wish list for Christmas in case anyone needs ideas.   ;)

PJ & I both have Mossberg 12's

Great price, dosen't take up much space & will take care of the "Job"
I didn't want a show pony gun when it came to blowing people down 3 flights of stairs, so this fit the bill.

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That's what we had before it got stolen (the regular 500 with Accu choke) and we were very happy with it. If I remember right it would hold six rounds
after I removed the wood plug...potent home defense device and fun on the skeet and trap range [thumbsup]

Smith and Wesson had not manufactured many shotguns in its history. This piece is a 916T, which was evidently sold primarily to police departments as a riot gun.

OK...Fine Nic.  Dang, you're killin' me here.

I'll give you an even 300.   [evil]

And I want the box of shells... and a box of cookies  [laugh]

Shotgun's not For Sale. Need to maintain order in these parts.

How about a telephone system? I got a few of those.

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Have any of you seen the movie "Apaloosa"? I read the Robt. B. Parker novel and the sequel, "Resolution". Virgil Cole's sidekick, the Vigo Mortensen character, totes  an 8-gauge, a double-barrel. I bet you could hurt yourself with the recoil.

LOOK WHO JUST TURNED 50!   ...posts.

I shot my granddad's 8.  I'll pass on the pistol grip on that one for sure. 

Movie was good.  characters were great.  [thumbsup] 

As they say, the book weas better. I really like Ed Harris as an actor, but he wasn't the Virgil Cole I pictured when I was reading the book.

I guess thats why people still read books, so they can make "it" anything they want it to be.

I think it's always fun to see the movies after reading the books just to compare, but I have to agree, the books are always better (or at least that's the case in my experience).

Just curious (since I didn't read the book and am Ed Harris fan) who would/did you picture as Virgil?

 [popcorn]

A taller, dark-haired man. Someone with a more impassive face. Ed Harris is a wonderful actor because he can be so expressive. The Virgil Cole in the novel comes across as a man whose face you can't read, but you always know he's thinking, calculating.

I actually thought he did very well, seeing that Tommy Lee Jones & Robert Duval already did their stint in Lonesome Dove.

Hell, you could put Jones in ANY movie I'll show up.

And for the record:  Vigo was the man in Apaloosa.  IMO

OT I know, but I like Vigo in most of the roles he has played.  I really like the way he pulled off his character in Eastern Promises.

+1 on Vigo, overall and as Hitch in "Apaloosa".

Back on track:

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And then me, with my work gun, in Afghanistan:

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Hey DRKWNG,  What brings you to our muddy side of the pond?   [cheeky]

I work on Lon's bike from time to time.  ;)

We hate that guy!!!   

 ;D
Hey Laughn!!! We're over here.
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He's a great man as I'm sure you know.  Take care of him.

  Tee Time, anyone???      This a golf ball cannon I built for 4th July fun, didn't really take it serious till We launched a Titlist over 3/4 mile. also punched one through a cinderblock wall at approx. 150yds.  fun but scary...
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 :o

I saw your "work" gun.  Is that pistola your "Sunday-go-to-meetin'" gun?  [laugh]  Impressive indeed.   8)

As for you, KRJ, you've got way too much time on your hands.  [clap]

I'm thinking DRKWNG's miiiight be work related. 

nah its for killing the zombies  8)

Is that considered work or fun??  8)

The Kimber is sometimes used as a work gun, just depends on what/who I go out with.  It was with me this last time in Afghanistan, just not with the crew that I went to Bamyan (where that picture was taken) with.