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Title: Not sure I would want what it would attract
Post by: DCXCV on December 18, 2008, 01:10:38 PM
Someone knows even less than I do about women.  How has no one commented on this yet?

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/28284679?GT1=43001 (http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/28284679?GT1=43001)
Title: Re: Not sure I would want what it would attract
Post by: JEFF_H on December 18, 2008, 01:21:10 PM
"The King" seriously freaks my shit out.
even with clothes on
<shudder>


and to answer your question...my guess is- meat bees.
Title: Re: Not sure I would want what it would attract
Post by: ducpainter on December 18, 2008, 01:26:04 PM
Quote from: JEFF_H on December 18, 2008, 01:21:10 PM
"The King" seriously freaks my shit out.
even with clothes on
<shudder>


and to answer your question...my guess is- meat bees.

problem with your masculinity?   :P
Title: Re: Not sure I would want what it would attract
Post by: Timmy Tucker on December 18, 2008, 02:28:06 PM
Quote from: JEFF_H on December 18, 2008, 01:21:10 PM
"The King" seriously freaks my shit out.
even with clothes on
<shudder>


and to answer your question...my guess is- meat bees.


+1

The king's a creepy make the beast with two backs. I've had numerous conversations about him w/ my homies. None of them positive. One of my friends has actually had 2 or 3 nightmares about him.
Title: Re: Not sure I would want what it would attract
Post by: MendoDave on December 18, 2008, 03:00:08 PM
I have some of that. I don't know about women coming around, but all the dogs are very enamored with me now.  [cheeky]
Title: Re: Not sure I would want what it would attract
Post by: lauramonster on December 18, 2008, 03:11:11 PM
I don't get the logic. 

Men like to smeel like a grill.

Wouldn't a woman wear a cologne that MEN find attractive??








Isn't that how ms incredible hooked someguy??  Bacon infused vodka isn't just for drinking.....
Title: Re: Not sure I would want what it would attract
Post by: ducpainter on December 18, 2008, 03:17:33 PM
Quote from: lauramonster on December 18, 2008, 03:11:11 PM
I don't get the logic. 

Men like to smeel like a grill.

Wouldn't a woman wear a cologne that MEN find attractive??








Isn't that how ms incredible hooked someguy??  Bacon infused vodka isn't just for drinking.....
It would have been Scotch.... ;D
Title: Re: Not sure I would want what it would attract
Post by: MendoDave on December 18, 2008, 03:19:04 PM
Quote from: lauramonster on December 18, 2008, 03:11:11 PM
I don't get the logic. 

Men like to smeel like a grill.

Wouldn't a woman wear a cologne that MEN find attractive??


You tell me.
Title: Re: Not sure I would want what it would attract
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on December 18, 2008, 05:36:10 PM
Quote from: lauramonster on December 18, 2008, 03:11:11 PM
I don't get the logic. 

Men like to smeel like a grill.

Wouldn't a woman wear a cologne that MEN find attractive??








Isn't that how ms incredible hooked someguy??  Bacon infused vodka isn't just for drinking.....

You make it sound like she got some sort of benefit out of this deal  :P
Title: Re: Not sure I would want what it would attract
Post by: somegirl on December 18, 2008, 08:11:40 PM
 [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Not sure I would want what it would attract
Post by: the_Journeyman on December 19, 2008, 04:49:27 AM
The picture at the top of the article is hilarious! 

JM
Title: Re: Not sure I would want what it would attract
Post by: erkishhorde on December 19, 2008, 06:50:43 AM
I was listening to the BBC the other day and they said it didn't really smell like meat, just... weird... and a bit sweet.
Title: Re: Not sure I would want what it would attract
Post by: Gator on December 19, 2008, 06:57:07 AM
It would attract these guys;

(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/4/44/Fat_guys_from_Family_guy.gif/400px-Fat_guys_from_Family_guy.gif)
Title: Re: Not sure I would want what it would attract
Post by: teddy037.2 on December 19, 2008, 08:18:49 AM
the king picture... make the beast with two backsing creepy. makes me wish our eye-wash station sprayed kerosene instead of water.

otherwise... LOL!  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] that's some funny shit
Title: Re: Not sure I would want what it would attract
Post by: tonyj311 on December 19, 2008, 10:05:20 AM
fear of clowns: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coulrophobia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coulrophobia)

Is there a name for the fear of the King?