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Title: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: Xiphias on December 19, 2008, 10:06:33 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/18th_baby (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/18th_baby) :o

Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: Buckethead on December 19, 2008, 10:11:14 AM
First thing that came to mind:

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/89/249270409_664e6841fa.jpg)
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: DCXCV on December 19, 2008, 10:13:09 AM
Quote from: Obsessed? on December 19, 2008, 10:11:14 AM
First thing that came to mind:

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/89/249270409_664e6841fa.jpg)

...and that's only 14...
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: derby on December 19, 2008, 10:31:21 AM
Quote from: DCXCV on December 19, 2008, 10:13:09 AM
...and that's only 14...

it's an old pic.
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: mitt on December 19, 2008, 10:35:47 AM
Quote from: derby on December 19, 2008, 10:31:21 AM
it's an old pic.
Yeah, that was 4 years ago.

mitt
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: Jaman on December 19, 2008, 10:45:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8)
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: MikeZ on December 19, 2008, 10:45:29 AM
Those people are insane.
18 kids is make the beast with two backsin crazy and IMHO irresponsible.  There are enough people crowding this planet do people really need to have that many children?
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: The Architect on December 19, 2008, 10:56:44 AM
All the kids would have to have their names tattooed to their foreheads!   [bang]


At this point does she even realize she's in labor?  Or do the kids just fall out?
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: derby on December 19, 2008, 10:57:55 AM
Quote from: red duke on December 19, 2008, 10:56:44 AM

At this point does she even realize she's in labor?  Or do the kids just fall out?

she had a c-section. her third, iirc.
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: The Architect on December 19, 2008, 10:59:04 AM
Quote from: derby on December 19, 2008, 10:57:55 AM
she had a c-section.

If I was the doctor, I wouldn't use stitches, I'd put in a zipper. 
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: androgynous on December 19, 2008, 08:31:38 PM
Quote from: red duke on December 19, 2008, 10:59:04 AM
If I was the doctor, I wouldn't use stitches, I'd put in a zipper. 

[laugh] [clap]
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on December 19, 2008, 08:42:40 PM
Quote from: MikeZ on December 19, 2008, 10:45:29 AM
Those people are insane.
18 kids is make the beast with two backsin crazy and IMHO irresponsible.  There are enough people crowding this planet do people really need to have that many children?


Drive through the midwest sometime......
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: Bick on December 19, 2008, 08:56:11 PM
Quote from: red duke on December 19, 2008, 10:59:04 AM
If I was the doctor, I wouldn't use stitches, I'd put in a zipper. 

Or cut something on the inside.

Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on December 19, 2008, 08:57:51 PM
You people are so negative.


I think it'd be cool to have two baseball teams.



Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: The Architect on December 20, 2008, 01:59:10 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on December 19, 2008, 08:57:51 PM
You people are so negative.







Do they own a grocery store?  Feeding them must be a 20 hour a day ordeal!  Do they have a schedule for showering!

The parents kind of remind me of an old person in a house filled with cats.  I can see a few of the kids hiding in the basement for three weeks and no one knowing it.

Quote from: red duke on December 19, 2008, 10:59:04 AM
If I was the doctor, I wouldn't use stitches, I'd put in a zipper. 

This way she can store stuff in there when she's not pregnant; keys, money, a loaf of bread........etc..........
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: Buckethead on December 20, 2008, 02:24:10 PM
I'm sure at least a handful of people on here have seen "Idiocracy."

Maybe, just maybe, a family like this is our only hope of preventing that future.

Its one man and his wife. As "funny" as the situation is, it could be much, much worse.

They have a lot of kids. Okay. If 2/3 of those kids grow up and "make something of themselves," then the Duggars have given more to our future than I ever hope to.
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: LA on December 20, 2008, 07:19:04 PM
Quote from: Obsessed? on December 19, 2008, 10:11:14 AM
First thing that came to mind:

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/89/249270409_664e6841fa.jpg)

Gosh, I wonder what religion they are?

LA
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: The Architect on December 20, 2008, 08:08:57 PM
Quote from: Obsessed? on December 20, 2008, 02:24:10 PM
I'm sure at least a handful of people on here have seen "Idiocracy."

Maybe, just maybe, a family like this is our only hope of preventing that future.



Okay, I now find nothing wrong with 18 kids.  Myabe we can all learn a lesson from these parents. 


That movie was really scary!
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: Holden on December 21, 2008, 02:50:01 AM
Fecundity. It's actually interesting to see all that variety with resemblance. They must spend a lot of time comparing each other. Just think about all the different possible gene combinations...

And all the J names? ??? My mom has enough trouble remembering my name!
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: derby on December 21, 2008, 07:55:04 AM
Quote from: LA on December 20, 2008, 07:19:04 PM
Gosh, I wonder what religion they are?

LA

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quiverfull (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quiverfull)
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: aaronb on December 21, 2008, 08:00:16 AM
my mom is one of 17.  catholic farm family, no donations from the church community like the Duggars and the all lived in a normal sized 4 bdr house.  most of the food came from the farm and the older sibling would help with the younger.  until the older kids started driving, they had one car, usually a full size chevy.  

all of them have grown up to be respectable, successful (school teachers to bank CEO's) human beings.  although the duggars seem a bit more 'churchy' than my family so i do not know about that.

also gramma had 17 natural births, no twins, no c-sections, so she wins. lol
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: Grampa on December 21, 2008, 08:28:52 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47P59ha9k9s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47P59ha9k9s)
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: Holden on December 21, 2008, 09:10:30 AM
What's the record for most kids from one man? [cheeky]
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: derby on December 21, 2008, 10:08:23 AM
Quote from: wark on December 21, 2008, 09:10:30 AM
What's the record for most kids from one man? [cheeky]

69

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mrs._Feodor_Vassilyev (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mrs._Feodor_Vassilyev)
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: Holden on December 21, 2008, 10:14:28 AM
Quote from: derby on December 21, 2008, 10:08:23 AM
69

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mrs._Feodor_Vassilyev (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mrs._Feodor_Vassilyev)


Whoa. :o That's impressive, but I meant the most from one man and many, many, many different women...
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: lethe on December 21, 2008, 10:21:00 AM
Quote from: wark on December 21, 2008, 10:14:28 AM
Whoa. :o That's impressive, but I meant the most from one man and many, many, many different women...
Genghis Khan seems to be the name the pops up most often.

http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2003/2/8/214236/6651 (http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2003/2/8/214236/6651)
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: rgramjet on December 21, 2008, 11:05:45 AM
A buddy of mine had a 23 year old man call him and say Hi Dad.  Never knew!

The Duggars seem to be well off and stable, albeit horny people.  I say if they can afford the kids, more power to them.
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: Buckethead on December 21, 2008, 11:15:03 AM
Quote from: wark on December 21, 2008, 02:50:01 AM
And all the J names? ??? My mom has enough trouble remembering my name!

Yeah, that part kinda bugged me.

Its right up there with naming all of your kids "George."
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: Le Pirate on December 21, 2008, 03:45:02 PM
Quote from: red duke on December 20, 2008, 01:59:10 PM

This way she can store stuff in there when she's not pregnant; keys, money, a loaf of bread........etc..........

yeah,

but when is she NOT preggo?

:o
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: MendoDave on December 21, 2008, 06:22:04 PM
I hear King Solomon had 2000 wives & concubines.
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: Slag on December 21, 2008, 06:29:09 PM
Quote from: MendoDave on December 21, 2008, 06:22:04 PM
I hear King Solomon had 2000 wives & concubines.

It would take years...
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on December 21, 2008, 06:35:27 PM
Quote from: Slag on December 21, 2008, 06:29:09 PM
It would take years...

Off your life. They'd sync up at some point.
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: Buckethead on December 21, 2008, 06:48:02 PM
You'd have a...

(http://www.wavplanet.com/crimson_tide.jpg)
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: Slag on December 21, 2008, 07:23:27 PM
That is SO wrong... [evil]
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: factorPlayer on December 22, 2008, 02:10:46 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on December 21, 2008, 11:05:45 AM
The Duggars seem to be well off and stable, albeit horny people.  I say if they can afford the kids, more power to them.

If you consider conservative baptists to be stable, I guess...  I don't

Really nothing special about tossing out your birth control and just going at it. 
Title: Re: Dirk Duggar Got it up again
Post by: rgramjet on December 22, 2008, 06:16:01 AM
Hm a nice, seeminly loving home environment with what appears to be an ability to provide for every child they brought in this world, yeah thats terrible.   [roll]

Curious as to your "preferred alternative," given all the kids?
Title: Duggar's have 20 kids.
Post by: red baron on December 22, 2008, 08:21:43 AM
How the heck do you pay for all that food?
Title: Re: Duggar's have 20 kids.
Post by: somegirl on December 22, 2008, 08:23:46 AM
It's 18 and derby. ;)

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=16646.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=16646.0)