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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: triangleforge on December 19, 2008, 08:06:20 PM

Title: To the Dark Side
Post by: triangleforge on December 19, 2008, 08:06:20 PM
Well, with a bit of measuring, some drilling, a strategic sip of beer now and then, & a dab or two of epoxy... the deed is done. My favorite telemark skis are tele no longer:

(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3220/3121226955_19dfb9dc42.jpg?v=0)
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3134/3122055566_097397fc64.jpg?v=0)

I used to have them set up with Hammerhead bindings & Telebry release plates, but as high as my hopes were, the Telebry plates were just too much of a pain to live with. I've still got a couple of pairs of skis set up for telemark (though one's more of a back-country touring setup than hard-charging tele sticks) but I have to admit that I'll probably do 90% or more of my hard skiing (what little of it there is these days) with my heel locked down.

Today, in the words of "AT Anonymous," is the day I stopped being a telemark skier and became "just a skier."

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5362339854737035287&hl=en (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5362339854737035287&hl=en)
Title: Re: To the Dark Side
Post by: NAKID on December 19, 2008, 08:08:02 PM
I'm lost. I have no idea what you did or what the significance is...
Title: Re: To the Dark Side
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on December 19, 2008, 08:11:34 PM
Near as I can tell from the pictures, he drank half of a beer, got drunk, and posted the rest.



Lightweight.  [cheeky]
Title: Re: To the Dark Side
Post by: ducpainter on December 19, 2008, 08:17:36 PM
Telemark bindings allow your heel to move...

the ones he installed don't.

Don't you kids have eyes?
Title: Re: To the Dark Side
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on December 19, 2008, 08:19:32 PM
Quote from: somebastid on December 19, 2008, 08:17:36 PM
Telemark bindings allow your heel to move...

the ones he installed don't.

Don't you kids have eyes?

Yeah-how else would I notice half a beer was left?

What we don't have is snow.


Title: Re: To the Dark Side
Post by: NAKID on December 19, 2008, 08:24:52 PM
Quote from: somebastid on December 19, 2008, 08:17:36 PM

Don't you kids have eyes?

And how would that help me? I didn't see anything that would tell me that. Stop being your grumpy old self (you kids stay off my lawn!)
Title: Re: To the Dark Side
Post by: Bick on December 19, 2008, 08:29:53 PM
Couldn't just go randonee as a compromise?  Had to go all the way?

(http://media.rei.com/media/913520.jpg)
Title: Re: To the Dark Side
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on December 19, 2008, 08:30:46 PM
Quote from: Bick on December 19, 2008, 08:29:53 PM
Couldn't just go randonee as a compromise?  Had to go all the way?

(http://media.rei.com/media/913520.jpg)

Looks like a woodworking plane.
Title: Re: To the Dark Side
Post by: red baron on December 19, 2008, 09:09:18 PM
make the beast with two backs snow. >:(
Title: Re: To the Dark Side
Post by: triangleforge on December 19, 2008, 09:20:13 PM
Quote from: Bick on December 19, 2008, 08:29:53 PM
Couldn't just go randonee as a compromise?  Had to go all the way?


Bick: The Naxo bindings are randonee, just like the Frischis -- a little more quirky, a little  less expensive, but still solid & Swiss.

Everyone else: Sorry to be so opaque; I get that way after half a beer.  Basically, I gave up bindings/boots that go like this:

(http://www.telemarktips.com/Resources/BindTestHH1.jpg)

Which means I no longer ski like this (you might want to mute the music. You're welcome):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BzgmeYrz2M&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BzgmeYrz2M&feature=related)

(Yeah, I know -- if I could ski like that, this thread wouldn't exist. Video is just to show what telemark looks like)

Maybe an analogy is in order: it feels a little like I just traded an early-70s bevel-head 750GT for a Honda VFR. Yeah, the Honda will take me every place a Ducati classic would, and with more comfort and fewer surprises, but there's no denying it's just not the same ride, even if it's the same road.
Title: Re: To the Dark Side
Post by: Bick on December 19, 2008, 09:27:18 PM
Thanks for the clarification.  I didn't look that closely the first time.

Title: Re: To the Dark Side
Post by: Porsche Monkey on December 21, 2008, 10:33:18 AM
Quote from: trouble on December 19, 2008, 09:09:18 PM
make the beast with two backs snow. >:(

I'm still lost, What is this "snow" you speak of?
Title: Re: To the Dark Side
Post by: herm on December 21, 2008, 05:25:00 PM
i am considering giving up my snow board (been riding one model or another of burton for about 20 years) for pins...
Title: Re: To the Dark Side
Post by: triangleforge on December 22, 2008, 02:16:35 PM
Quote from: herm on December 21, 2008, 05:25:00 PM
i am considering giving up my snow board (been riding one model or another of burton for about 20 years) for pins...

Definitely give it a try!  Assuming, that is, you're getting more days on the snow each year than me.  >:(
Title: Re: To the Dark Side
Post by: DCXCV on December 22, 2008, 02:23:49 PM
That's a half-assed fix if I ever saw one.  Go back and get more epoxy and turn the whole kit into a mono.  Then you'll be stylin.  8)
Title: Re: To the Dark Side
Post by: ducpainter on December 22, 2008, 03:16:55 PM
Quote from: NAKID on December 19, 2008, 08:24:52 PM
And how would that help me? I didn't see anything that would tell me that. Stop being your grumpy old self (you kids stay off my lawn!)
You didn't see the locking heel binding in his pic?

...and you're gonna doc on a sub?   :o :o :o :o    [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Lighten up Francis...

I was playing.
Title: Re: To the Dark Side
Post by: ZLTFUL on December 23, 2008, 10:57:03 AM
Quote from: DCXCV on December 22, 2008, 02:23:49 PM
That's a half-assed fix if I ever saw one.  Go back and get more epoxy and turn the whole kit into a mono.  Then you'll be stylin.  8)

He would also hae to rotate the binding so they face in the right direction too...
Title: Re: To the Dark Side
Post by: DCXCV on December 23, 2008, 11:14:16 AM
Quote from: ZLTFUL on December 23, 2008, 10:57:03 AM
He would also hae to rotate the binding so they face in the right direction too...

why?

(http://www.dalebooteast.com/images/mono_ski.jpg)
Title: Re: To the Dark Side
Post by: triangleforge on December 23, 2008, 11:33:06 AM
Quote from: DCXCV on December 23, 2008, 11:14:16 AM
why?

(http://www.dalebooteast.com/images/mono_ski.jpg)

Well, why mount the bindings side-by-side then?

http://www.teleboardusa.com/teleboarding.shtml (http://www.teleboardusa.com/teleboarding.shtml)
Title: Re: To the Dark Side
Post by: Jaman on December 23, 2008, 11:49:57 AM
Telemark, Norwegian for...












"wait for me!"
Title: Re: To the Dark Side
Post by: eltristo on December 23, 2008, 10:59:17 PM
i can't tele worth reheated puppy poo, so i say good for you!

Quote from: Jaman on December 23, 2008, 11:49:57 AM
Telemark, Norwegian for...

"wait for me!"

given my previous statement, you deserve a  [thumbsup]


and a  [laugh]
Title: Re: To the Dark Side
Post by: Randimus Maximus on December 23, 2008, 11:02:07 PM
what is all this talk about 'telemarketers' for?

;)
Title: Re: To the Dark Side
Post by: eltristo on December 24, 2008, 03:13:33 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on December 23, 2008, 11:02:07 PM
what is all this talk about 'telemarketers' for?

;)
[roll] [laugh]
Title: Re: To the Dark Side
Post by: Oldfisti on December 24, 2008, 04:06:13 PM
"Good evening, sir. Are you happy with your long distance provider? Blah, blah, blah etc..."                                                   [cheeky]