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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: triangleforge on December 20, 2008, 04:22:07 PM

Title: Chinese Crew 1, Pirates 0
Post by: triangleforge on December 20, 2008, 04:22:07 PM
Chinese crew in the Gulf of Aden fights off an attack by Somali Pirates with beer bottles, gasoline & water cannon:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1098125/Pictured-Desperate-Chinese-sailors-fight-Somali-pirates-beer-bottles-Molotov-cocktails.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1098125/Pictured-Desperate-Chinese-sailors-fight-Somali-pirates-beer-bottles-Molotov-cocktails.html)

I first heard the story on NPR the other day (may have been the BBC re-broadcast) but can't find the link; the best part of the story is missed by the Daily Mail piece above -- after they called for a cease fire, they came back asking for shoes because of all the broken glass on the deck.  Then they came back saying their speedboats were out of gas!

Title: Re: Chinese Crew 1, Pirates 0
Post by: TJR178 on December 20, 2008, 04:32:45 PM
Man, those dudes aren't pirates.  Don't they watch movies?

[roll]
Title: Re: Chinese Crew 1, Pirates 0
Post by: Scottish on December 20, 2008, 04:42:13 PM
I though this was in referrence to Whale Wars, when the Capt. of the Steve Irwin claimed to have been hit by a bullet. He even dug it out of his bullet proof vest.... the level of lunacy aboard that ship though and his calmness about it make me wonder if he didn't stage it. Have the vest and badge shot ahead of time and later claim it came from else where.
Title: Re: Chinese Crew 1, Pirates 0
Post by: KopfjÀger on December 20, 2008, 05:57:32 PM
Keep it up boys. I need some side work. (Skinny's  [roll])
Title: Re: Chinese Crew 1, Pirates 0
Post by: ducatiz on December 21, 2008, 06:15:21 PM
i am really proud of that Chinese crew.. talk about ballsy no-nonsense -- look at that line of molotovs!!

Title: Re: Chinese Crew 1, Pirates 0
Post by: swampduc on December 21, 2008, 07:37:00 PM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on December 21, 2008, 06:15:21 PM
i am really proud of that Chinese crew.. talk about ballsy no-nonsense -- look at that line of molotovs!!


Yeah, impressive. That took some cojones.
Title: Re: Chinese Crew 1, Pirates 0
Post by: Oldfisti on December 21, 2008, 07:39:17 PM
Quote from: swampduc on December 21, 2008, 07:37:00 PM
Yeah, impressive. That took some cojones.


Especially when your opponent has a make the beast with two backsing RPG!!    :o
Title: Re: Chinese Crew 1, Pirates 0
Post by: ducatiz on December 22, 2008, 06:18:04 AM
what really cracked me up was the can of beer in the first pic with all the molotovs-- can't have a war without beer!!
Title: Re: Chinese Crew 1, Pirates 0
Post by: Grampa on December 22, 2008, 07:36:12 AM
ewwwww.... naked winehouse
Title: Re: Chinese Crew 1, Pirates 0
Post by: Oldfisti on December 22, 2008, 08:14:03 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 22, 2008, 07:36:12 AM
ewwwww.... naked winehouse


That's the LAST thing I needed to see...   some dude naked.  [puke] 
Title: Re: Chinese Crew 1, Pirates 0
Post by: swampduc on December 22, 2008, 08:50:28 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on December 22, 2008, 06:18:04 AM
what really cracked me up was the can of beer in the first pic with all the molotovs-- can't have a war without beer!!
Yeah, I was wondering if that was beer or some kind of weird-ass juice. I know I'd be drinkin' in that situation though.
Title: Re: Chinese Crew 1, Pirates 0
Post by: ducatiz on December 22, 2008, 09:18:13 AM
Quote from: swampduc on December 22, 2008, 08:50:28 AM
Yeah, I was wondering if that was beer or some kind of weird-ass juice. I know I'd be drinkin' in that situation though.

beer, you can see the characters "pi giu" on it
Title: Re: Chinese Crew 1, Pirates 0
Post by: triangleforge on December 22, 2008, 02:19:47 PM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on December 22, 2008, 09:18:13 AM
beer, you can see the characters "pi giu" on it

Wow, your eyes are better than mine -- and those are some of the few characters I still remember after 20 years of neglecting my Chinese.
Title: Re: Chinese Crew 1, Pirates 0
Post by: NeufUnSix on December 24, 2008, 09:01:37 AM
I was watching a doc on the Emma Maersk, and their entire security strategy for pirates was to strap water hoses to the rails overnight. No watch, no security staff, not even anyone there to aim the hoses. It's a wonder ships don't get overrun more often than they do if that is their defense against crazy armed-to-the-teeth pirates. Glad to hear someone is finally learning to fight back.
Title: Re: Chinese Crew 1, Pirates 0
Post by: eltristo on December 24, 2008, 03:28:25 PM
Quote from: triangleforge on December 22, 2008, 02:19:47 PM
Wow, your eyes are better than mine -- and those are some of the few characters I still remember after 20 years of neglecting my Chinese.

No kidding.  I make my living with Chinese, and I can't even pretend to see those characters!
Title: Re: Chinese Crew 1, Pirates 0
Post by: ducatiz on December 25, 2008, 09:06:01 AM
Quote from: elTristo on December 24, 2008, 03:28:25 PM
No kidding.  I make my living with Chinese, and I can't even pretend to see those characters!

it helps a lot if you know the label.

sort of like reading "Coca-Cola" on a red can from 100 m
Title: Re: Chinese Crew 1, Pirates 0
Post by: eltristo on December 25, 2008, 11:48:57 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on December 25, 2008, 09:06:01 AM
it helps a lot if you know the label.

sort of like reading "Coca-Cola" on a red can from 100 m
gotcha  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Chinese Crew 1, Pirates 0
Post by: triangleforge on December 25, 2008, 01:15:54 PM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on December 25, 2008, 09:06:01 AM
it helps a lot if you know the label.

sort of like reading "Coca-Cola" on a red can from 100 m

Good point -- if they'd had a bottle of Elephant Rock Beer from Guilin, I'd have spotted it in a flash!