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Title: Just for MrIncredible...
Post by: desmoquattro on December 23, 2008, 09:08:03 PM
Ducati MOB....bacofied (http://bacolicio.us/http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?board=19.0)

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Title: Re: Just for MrIncredible...
Post by: ROBsS4R on December 23, 2008, 09:18:30 PM

Now only if it was a Willy Wonka scratchovision version... Sigh


Title: Re: Just for MrIncredible...
Post by: somegirl on December 23, 2008, 10:18:16 PM
I just showed it to him and the exact words out of his mouth were "ooh, bacon". [laugh]


Title: Re: Just for MrIncredible...
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on December 23, 2008, 10:43:40 PM
I have a bacon eating bet scheduled for February-I'll invite anyone who wants to watch a grown, (vaguely) rational man take something he loves and forever turn it against himself.


I believe there's a pool on which pound will cause me to vomit.


Title: Re: Just for MrIncredible...
Post by: tigre on December 23, 2008, 11:06:42 PM
I believe there's a pool on which pound will cause me to vomit.

I'd go with 3.5.   [bacon]


Title: Re: Just for MrIncredible...
Post by: Drunken Monkey on December 23, 2008, 11:48:49 PM
I'd go with 3.5.   [bacon]

5.2 if he's chasing it with Lipitor smoothies ;D


Title: Re: Just for MrIncredible...
Post by: ROBsS4R on December 24, 2008, 12:38:45 AM
I think if we are truly bacon lovers we prob don't want to see him vomit 3, 4, 15 pounds of bacon. We may never want to touch another piece of Bacon again  ;D

But my guess is 6.7 Pounds  ;D


Title: Re: Just for MrIncredible...
Post by: somegirl on December 24, 2008, 09:45:22 AM
Pssst, the contest is "only" 5 pounds. ;)


Title: Re: Just for MrIncredible...
Post by: desmoquattro on December 24, 2008, 10:00:29 AM
I have a bacon eating bet scheduled for February-I'll invite anyone who wants to watch a grown, (vaguely) rational man take something he loves and forever turn it against himself.


I believe there's a pool on which pound will cause me to vomit.

How are you training for this? I mean, I can imagine the whole Rocky training montage in reverse. But seriously, how does one prepare for something like this? Chitterlings (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chitterlings) for breakfast every day? Bacon Fat smoothies in the morning? Scheduling a triple bypass for the day after?


Title: Re: Just for MrIncredible...
Post by: somegirl on December 24, 2008, 10:01:17 AM
I know I will prepare by having a big bowl and some towels handy. [roll]


Title: Re: Just for MrIncredible...
Post by: desmoquattro on December 24, 2008, 10:18:54 AM
I know I will prepare by having a big bowl and some towels handy. [roll]

Better have a defibrillator on standby too.


Title: Re: Just for MrIncredible...
Post by: tigre on December 24, 2008, 10:47:23 AM
Over what amount of time?

Cooked or pre-cooked?  I'd say 5 pounds cooked is too much.  5 pounds pre-cooked might be doable.



Pssst, the contest is "only" 5 pounds. ;)


Title: Re: Just for MrIncredible...
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on December 24, 2008, 11:05:55 AM
Over what amount of time?

Cooked or pre-cooked?  I'd say 5 pounds cooked is too much.  5 pounds pre-cooked might be doable.




Precooked weight.


I don't think a time limit has been set. I'll leave it up to the challenger.



For training I've been eating anywhere from 1-2 pounds at a time. I can typically manage two in about 15 minutes. Large volumes of food help, as well as working out. Need to expand the stomach, and fill it with meaty goodness. 


Title: Re: Just for MrIncredible...
Post by: ghostrider on December 24, 2008, 11:23:17 AM
NUTS!


Title: Re: Just for MrIncredible...
Post by: johnc on December 24, 2008, 11:59:03 AM
5 lbs of cooked bacon?  phtttt!  :P

for a REAL challenge, try 5 lbs of RAW bacon ... it aitn't kosher X 2  [bacon] [bacon]  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: Just for MrIncredible...
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on December 24, 2008, 12:37:59 PM
5 lbs of cooked bacon?  phtttt!  :P

for a REAL challenge, try 5 lbs of RAW bacon ... it aitn't kosher X 2  [bacon] [bacon]  [thumbsup]

Ew....just...no. I hate myself but christ, not that much.


Title: Re: Just for MrIncredible...
Post by: MendoDave on December 26, 2008, 08:05:25 PM
Don't do it man..

Don't do it.

 
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Think of all the wasted non savored bacon....


Title: Re: Just for MrIncredible...
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on December 26, 2008, 09:18:53 PM
Don't do it man..

Don't do it.

 
[bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon]

Think of all the wasted non savored bacon....

Pffft! Like I'm going to listen to you about bacon? Advice from the guy who fed it to the dogs (talk about waste) and not to the wife, who then resented you all day? How on earth did you take something as joy giving as bacon and turn it into a weapon of hate?


Title: Re: Just for MrIncredible...
Post by: MendoDave on December 27, 2008, 10:46:42 AM
[On the defensive] But, but, but.....But the dogs love me now! like they didn't love me before and the wife...I made it up to her by doing this and that. And, and..the bacon was savored by all except by the wife even the dogs savored the bacon in their own dog like way...










 [cheeky]


Title: Re: Just for MrIncredible...
Post by: somegirl on December 27, 2008, 03:07:58 PM
MrInc's just smug cause he has a wife who won't eat bacon. ;)


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