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This time of year doesn't do much for our common passion. [moto]
 Therefore I would like to share a German Christmas scene with you including translation:
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Translation:
"I wish you peace and time for contemplation
bright lights in darkness
and a wonderful Christmas time"
Enjoyed your company during the past year
and hope to ride with you soon weather permitting.
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Merry Christmas to all my dear friends and riding buddies in the NMMR!

Hope you have a beautiful Christmas! 

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the pad,
There was nada happenin', now that’s pretty bad.
The woodstove was hung up in that stocking routine,
In hopes that the Fat Boy would soon make the scene.


With our stomachs packed with tacos and beer,
My girl and I crashed on the couch for some cheer.
When out in the yard there arose such a racket,
I ran for the door and pulled on my jacket.

I saw a large bro' on a 1098
Wearin' leathers and boots in a style that rates.
He hauled up the bars on that bikeful of sacks,
And that Duc hit the roof like it was running on tracks.

I couldn't help gawking, the old guy had class.
But I had to go in -- I was freezing my a*s.
Down through the stovepipe he fell with a crash,
And out of the stove he came dragging his stash.

With a smile and some glee he passed out the loot,
A new jacket for her and some parts for my scoot.
He patted her fanny and shook my right hand,
Spun on his heel and up the stovepipe he ran.

From up on the roof came a great deal of thunder,
As that massive twin ripped the silence asunder.
With beard in the wind, he roared off in the night,
Shouting, "Have a cool Yule, and to all a good ride!"

(slightly modified from another forum.)


OR .  .  .  for a little more crude version



A Christmas Story

'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady *****es cause I work late at night. 
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. 

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those *******s from the IRS sent me a letter,

They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little ****s

I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!

Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season.


In any event, Merry Christmas to all and to all a good ride.   [moto] [thumbsup]

Merry Christmas and happy new year to everyone!  I wish you all a year of safe and plentiful riding!

Merry Merry Everyone... :)

Merry Christmas everyone in the NMMR. Best wishes from my family and the SoCO DOGS ( I know there around here somewhere).  The weather looks great,45deg at 10.30 am,  fix'in to take a ride on the DUC here soon, [moto]

Merry Christmakah everybody! Raining out in SoCal so no rides until the weekend! Have a great day everybody!

Hey guys, just got in from my Christmas morning surf (only 3-5 ft!) and wanted to wish everyone a Mele Kelikimaka!  Beleive it or not I miss you guys (not the weather though!!)

Hey what a nice surprise!  Good to hear from you Brutale!  [thumbsup] 

Wishing everyone a Merry Christmas!  Hope you all have a beautiful day.   [clap]

Merry Christmas One and All!

Just took the Beast (aka the F1) for a spin around the block. I think the rearsets were made for Pablo Picasso.

Sorry to poodle out on the shenanigans, too much last minute crud to get out of the way.

Anyone riding / meeting up today? I got no kickstand, so I got to keep moving. LIKE A SHARK.

Merry Christmas everyone, I hope everyone one of you feels as blessed as I do today. Times are tough and we all have challenges, but I hope everyone can find a couple bright stars to guide their way.  :) Lub ya guys.

Hope you all had a very Merry Christmas and are enjoying all this snow! It's beautiful up north!!!

Happy New Year, too!

 [beer]

Ah, so you are here in the land of entrapment?  Yes, the snow is beautiful.  Hope you, El Matador and Audrey have a wonderful holiday as well.  Stay safe everyone!  :-*

A very merry christmas indeed!

Except for the fact that it got ass cold down here as soon as I got here... and at midnight last night it was 60 degrees in Indiana...

Bah, it's not too bad.  Lion hunting today!

Merry christmas to you all!

Merry Christmas everyone!!!!!

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Cool Zaster.... what's it say?  [laugh]


Merry Christmas

Hey everybody I dont know who used my name, probably junior but here are some shots from our christmas ride! and an amazing ride it was!
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Scottish,
I posted the same Christmas card last year (see post #1 on this thread) with translation.  ;)
Might have thrown a few folks for a loop  ;D [clap]


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    Hope All had a merry good time, Shannon and I enjoyed a peaceful time around the house. Weather is low 30's and windy, no riding this holiday, oh well..... [beer]

I know, I was foolin about. Wanted to see if you could keep your story straight.  ;)

HP when did you get the SF? I've always liked the Hawks. I remember wanting one  when they were new.

Howdy KRJ!

Nice pics HP!  Looks warm.  For some reason I was thinking the new ride was a flat black.  Still cool as shit!  Give us a call when you get back later in the week.  Be safe!  Have fun!   [moto]  [moto]