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Poll
Question: Who wins in a showdown?
Option 1: Angus MacGyver votes: 10
Option 2: Cordell Walker votes: 5
Option 3: Boobies votes: 44
Option 4: The A-Team votes: 15
Title: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: Rameses on December 30, 2008, 10:43:10 PM


Discuss.
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: Rev. Millertime on December 30, 2008, 11:00:09 PM
So Walker could kick McGyver's ass.

But McGyver would never let it get that far.

He'd grab a toilet paper roll, string, pocket lint, a cigarette butt and make a bomb and blow up Walker's Dodge!


Therefore, I went with boobies!
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: Rameses on December 30, 2008, 11:06:42 PM
Quote from: Rev. Millertime on December 30, 2008, 11:00:09 PM
Therefore, I went with boobies!



Ahhh, but the poll affords you two choices.   [thumbsup]
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: Dana on December 30, 2008, 11:44:51 PM
MacGyver's first name is Angus?

I'll be damned!  I'd be the first to give the guy a BJ for the kick ass explosions, but would have done so without even knowing his first name!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_MacGyver (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_MacGyver)

Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: Porsche Monkey on December 31, 2008, 02:10:57 AM
Angus? Ha ha ha.
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: Oldfisti on December 31, 2008, 04:50:53 AM
(http://jira.atlassian.com/secure/attachment/16943/macgyver.gif)      (http://spc.fotologs.net/photo/60/42/28/angus_macgyver/1186839034_f.jpg)

Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: Oldfisti on December 31, 2008, 04:59:23 AM
(http://thumbnails.hulu.com/7/341/16473_512x288_manicured__PxBQA5yTQUK4oCxXXB6-MA.jpg)         http://www.hulu.com/embed/T02_ZBhLj6NzfaWZ9llmHA (http://www.hulu.com/embed/T02_ZBhLj6NzfaWZ9llmHA)
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: Porsche Monkey on December 31, 2008, 05:24:52 AM
Quote from: Dana on December 30, 2008, 11:44:51 PM
MacGyver's first name is Angus?

I'll be damned!  I'd be the first to give the guy a BJ for the kick ass explosions, but would have done so without even knowing his first name!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_MacGyver (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_MacGyver)





Um, my real name is MacGyver.
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: superjohn on December 31, 2008, 05:40:45 AM
I voted for the only option I am familiar with.






Yes, that was boobies.
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: Slag on December 31, 2008, 05:52:28 AM
How many profile hits does Dana get after a post like that ?   [laugh] [evil] [beer]

On topic - Boobies conquer all.
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: Oldfisti on December 31, 2008, 05:59:26 AM
Quote from: Slag on December 31, 2008, 05:52:28 AM
How many profile hits does Dana get after a post like that ?   [laugh] [evil] [beer]

On topic - Boobies conquer all.


About 3,673                                                                                                                                                                                                                  ;D
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: ZLTFUL on December 31, 2008, 06:08:37 AM
Since there was no option to pick boobies twice, I went with boobies once.

Then I began to think...the A-Team would make the beast with two backs em both up!
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: Oldfisti on December 31, 2008, 06:20:20 AM
Quote from: ZLTFUL on December 31, 2008, 06:08:37 AM
Since there was no option to pick boobies twice, I went with boobies once.

Then I began to think...the A-Team would make the beast with two backs em both up!


(http://xs321.xs.to/xs321/07471/family_guy_a_team.jpg)
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: causeofkaos on December 31, 2008, 08:36:38 AM
 boobies twice
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: Rameses on December 31, 2008, 10:01:28 AM
Quote from: ZLTFUL on December 31, 2008, 06:08:37 AM
Since there was no option to pick boobies twice, I went with boobies once.

Then I began to think...the A-Team would make the beast with two backs em both up!



Poll edited.

Cast yer vote dude.

[thumbsup]
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: Porsche Monkey on December 31, 2008, 10:06:01 AM
I still vote for Dana.
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: mitt on December 31, 2008, 10:45:44 AM
Quote from: alfisti on December 31, 2008, 04:59:23 AM
  http://www.hulu.com/embed/T02_ZBhLj6NzfaWZ9llmHA (http://www.hulu.com/embed/T02_ZBhLj6NzfaWZ9llmHA)

[laugh]   [laugh]   [laugh]   [clap]

mitt
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: teddy037.2 on December 31, 2008, 11:20:52 AM
A-team.
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: Slag on December 31, 2008, 11:24:40 AM
Adding the A-Team is most unfair. Can I re-vote? 
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: lauramonster on December 31, 2008, 12:51:36 PM
I voted for ::::::


MY BOOBS!!!!


they'd win in a showdown!!
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: Buckethead on December 31, 2008, 01:22:05 PM
Quote from: lauramonster on December 31, 2008, 12:51:36 PM
I voted for ::::::


MY BOOBS!!!!


they'd win in a showdown!!

TTIWWOP

[popcorn]
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: Porsche Monkey on December 31, 2008, 05:12:51 PM
Quote from: lauramonster on December 31, 2008, 12:51:36 PM
I voted for ::::::


MY BOOBS!!!!


they'd win in a showdown!!



This post does not exist without pics.  [popcorn]
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: Rameses on January 05, 2009, 01:57:52 PM
Well folks, the results are in.

If boobies can take out Walker, MacGyver, and the A-Team, they're clearly omnipotent.



So to all the females out there: please use them for good, not evil!

[thumbsup]
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: herm on January 06, 2009, 06:49:22 PM
how did i miss this?
anyway, my votes would go for

a) walker, because chuck is a bad ass

b) ( * )( * ) , because boobies are bad ass too
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on January 07, 2009, 04:06:17 AM
If the texan ranger had boobies, what then ???
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: Rameses on January 07, 2009, 07:02:12 AM
Quote from: Big Troubled Bear on January 07, 2009, 04:06:17 AM
If the texan ranger had boobies, what then ???



Holy shit, you just blew my mind.
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: Grampa on January 07, 2009, 07:11:28 AM
Angus MacGyver
Cordell Walker

the new A(cup) team




;)
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: herm on January 08, 2009, 04:48:09 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 07, 2009, 07:11:28 AM
Angus MacGyver
Cordell Walker

the new A(cup) team




;)
[puke]
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: herm on January 08, 2009, 04:52:43 AM
ok, so if macgyver and walker team up........
macgyvers skills would be useless.
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: Rameses on January 08, 2009, 07:08:03 AM
Quote from: herm on January 08, 2009, 04:52:43 AM
ok, so if macgyver and walker team up........
macgyvers skills would be useless.



And that's exactly why I voted for Boobies and Walker.

;)
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: KnightofNi on January 08, 2009, 12:36:17 PM
Quote from: herm on January 08, 2009, 04:52:43 AM
ok, so if macgyver and walker team up........
macgyvers skills would be useless.

how so?

walker just goes and beats up the bad guys, he never gets stuck in the wilderness with only a pocketknife, roll of duct tape, and a fishing pole.
has walker ever been taken hostage by the bad guys and locked in a bunker?
has walker ever had to diffuse a bomb?

without Mac he would die of starvation, never make it out of tghe woods alive, and break his hands and feet trying to pucnh and kick his way to freedom.

besides, macguyver never used guns. he could take out the a-team if he did. the a-team needed 5 people (and the random chick each show) to build something spectacular.

Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: Rameses on January 08, 2009, 01:09:47 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on January 08, 2009, 12:36:17 PM
has walker ever been taken hostage by the bad guys and locked in a bunker?



Nope.

And that itself speaks volumes.

Mac's too much of a wuss to keep himself out of situations like that.




Quote from: KnightofNi on January 08, 2009, 12:36:17 PM

without Mac he would die of starvation, never make it out of the woods alive, and break his hands and feet trying to punch and kick his way to freedom.



Whatever dude.

Walker would just jump in his trusty Dodge Ram and do a burnout on his way to Burger King to kick somebody's ass for a Quad Stacker.
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: KnightofNi on January 09, 2009, 05:09:46 AM
walker has never had to be in the same situations as macguyver. i doubt he would have his trusty pick-up after he was caught by the columbian drug lords and taken to columbia.
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: Rameses on January 09, 2009, 06:27:51 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on January 09, 2009, 05:09:46 AM
walker has never had to be in the same situations as macguyver. i doubt he would have his trusty pick-up after he was caught by the columbian drug lords and taken to columbia.



That's the whole point...

He'd still have his Dodge Ram b/c he'd manage not to get caught.

His beard alone would kick the drug lords' asses.
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: Oldfisti on January 09, 2009, 07:42:47 AM
Quote from: Rameses on January 09, 2009, 06:27:51 AM


That's the whole point...

He'd still have his Dodge Ram b/c he'd manage not to get caught.

His beard alone would kick the drug lords' asses.


They say behind that beard there is no chin. Just another deadly fist.
Title: Re: The more ultimate-er question...
Post by: teddy037.2 on January 10, 2009, 11:03:15 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on January 08, 2009, 12:36:17 PM
the a-team needed 5 people (and the random chick each show) to build something spectacular.

which would makes them the only option that employes boobies (and for good, to boot!).

therefore, A-team=PWNZ