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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: Grampa on January 01, 2009, 02:51:49 PM

Title: help
Post by: Grampa on January 01, 2009, 02:51:49 PM
lm is trying to kill me
Title: Re: help
Post by: lethe on January 01, 2009, 02:52:50 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 01, 2009, 02:51:49 PM
lm is trying to kill me
bat your eyes at her and look sexy.
Title: Re: help
Post by: Mother on January 01, 2009, 02:53:24 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 01, 2009, 02:51:49 PM
lm is trying to kill me

good, finally she is going about the business i paid her to do
Title: Re: help
Post by: Grampa on January 01, 2009, 02:56:04 PM
scratch that... it was the beef jerky I ate.

lm is off the hook
Title: Re: help
Post by: Statler on January 01, 2009, 02:56:46 PM
don't worry.  She doesn't have the chops.

(omg I can't stop...and it's spreading to other people's threads)
Title: Re: help
Post by: Grampa on January 01, 2009, 02:57:24 PM
Quote from: Statler on January 01, 2009, 02:56:46 PM
don't worry.  She doesn't have the chops.

(omg I can't stop...and it's spreading to other people's threads)

[laugh]
Title: Re: help
Post by: KnightofNi on January 01, 2009, 03:17:11 PM
and where have your accusations gotten you now BP?


it's not like she threw an angry cat at your face.
Title: Re: help
Post by: Grampa on January 01, 2009, 03:26:49 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on January 01, 2009, 03:17:11 PM
and where have your accusations gotten you now BP?


it's not like she threw an angry cat at your face.

technically.... she did buy the jerky and give it to me for Christmas .


make the beast with two backs.... I ate two small pieces and my stomach is kill'n me.

turns out  there was soy and wheat mixed in it  >:(
Title: Re: help
Post by: lethe on January 01, 2009, 03:29:45 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 01, 2009, 03:26:49 PM
technically.... she did buy the jerky and give it to me for Christmas .


make the beast with two backs.... I ate two small pieces and my stomach is kill'n me.

turns out  there was soy and wheat mixed in it  >:(
Wheat jerky, sounds like a vegetarian plot!
Title: Re: help
Post by: Grampa on January 01, 2009, 03:32:03 PM
Quote from: lethe on January 01, 2009, 03:29:45 PM
Wheat jerky, sounds like a vegetarian plot!

nope... just standard issue dead cow stuff... it just has  wheat based soy flavoring added to it.

Title: Re: help
Post by: lethe on January 01, 2009, 03:32:56 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 01, 2009, 03:32:03 PM
nope... just standard issue dead cow stuff... it just has  wheat based soy flavoring added to it.


soy has flavor?
Title: Re: help
Post by: Grampa on January 01, 2009, 03:34:12 PM
Quote from: lethe on January 01, 2009, 03:32:56 PM
soy has flavor?

soy sauce  ;)
Title: Re: help
Post by: T on January 01, 2009, 03:36:16 PM
Most things with caramel coloring have wheat gluten in them as well.
Title: Re: help
Post by: red baron on January 01, 2009, 03:37:34 PM
Quote from: t.here on January 01, 2009, 03:36:16 PM
Most things with caramel coloring have wheat gluten in them as well.

I tried gluten free bread


apparently gluten tastes really freaking good.
Title: Re: help
Post by: T on January 01, 2009, 03:39:18 PM
Gluten free bread is just bleached saw dust held together with Elmers Glue.
Title: Re: help
Post by: Grampa on January 01, 2009, 03:40:15 PM
Quote from: trouble on January 01, 2009, 03:37:34 PM
I tried gluten free bread


apparently gluten tastes really freaking good.

lm make bread that tastes yummy.... it's all in how it's made.

Title: Re: help
Post by: Grampa on January 01, 2009, 03:42:41 PM
Quote from: t.here on January 01, 2009, 03:39:18 PM
Gluten free bread is just bleached saw dust held together with Elmers Glue.


the store bought stuff...yup

lm uses the "bobs red mill" stuff and adds extra goodies to the recipes that makes for a yummier product.
Title: Re: help
Post by: red baron on January 01, 2009, 03:45:35 PM
I'll take your word for it.
Title: Re: help
Post by: somegirl on January 01, 2009, 05:03:12 PM
Soy sauce usually has wheat, look for tamari sauce instead.

I have tried making wheat- and gluten-free bread and pizza crust before (from scratch).  Very challenging, the mixes are definitely the way to go.
Title: Re: help
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 01, 2009, 07:39:09 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 01, 2009, 02:51:49 PM
lm is trying to kill me

You know, most of us would help her.
Title: Re: help
Post by: ducpainter on January 01, 2009, 07:50:22 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 01, 2009, 07:39:09 PM
You know, most of us would help her.
she needs no help.
Title: Re: help
Post by: cyrus buelton on January 01, 2009, 07:54:26 PM
kidnap and hold her cat ransom

that should work  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: help
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 01, 2009, 08:06:28 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on January 01, 2009, 07:50:22 PM
she needs no help.

If she's makin' BP scream like a little girl, someone needs to operate the video camera.
Title: Re: help
Post by: corey on January 01, 2009, 08:09:49 PM
Quote from: t.here on January 01, 2009, 03:39:18 PM
Gluten free bread is just bleached saw dust held together with Elmers Glue.

interesting... so is my desk!
Title: Re: help
Post by: Porsche Monkey on January 02, 2009, 01:14:32 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 01, 2009, 08:06:28 PM
If she's makin' BP scream like a little girl, someone needs to operate the video camera.


Dibs on that.
Title: Re: help
Post by: Grampa on January 02, 2009, 08:52:09 PM
Quote from: somegirl on January 01, 2009, 05:03:12 PM
Soy sauce usually has wheat, look for tamari sauce instead.


LM here . . . for the record, La Choy soy sauce is gluten-free.