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Title: I thought this ended once gas prices dropped
Post by: NeufUnSix on January 05, 2009, 02:57:42 PM
I was on vacation recently when someone in my apartment building sent me an email. He said that someone had snuck into the underground parking garage and was trying to break into the vehicles to steal gas, including my 916. I told him to put the cover back over it, and today I had a look. Not only had he got his grubby mitts onto the gas cap (he didn't get past the lock, thankfully), but he tried to take off the fairings and swiped three of the Dzus fasteners in so doing. I think he was trying to locate a fuel petcock to cut the fuel line and drain the gas from the tank. Thankfully the moron didn't find the fuel line.

With gas at 70 cents a litre or less, what kind of make the beast with two backstard would pull this kind of BS? Not only that, but the garage has more than one camera on each floor, with big signs posted to say so. I doubt the cameras made much difference anyway, it was probably some greasy hobo looking for a quick buck, or a call to the police so he could spend a cold winter night in a warm jail cell.
Title: Re: I thought this ended once gas prices dropped
Post by: cyrus buelton on January 05, 2009, 02:59:04 PM
seems like a lot of work to get only a few liters of gas
Title: Re: I thought this ended once gas prices dropped
Post by: Mother on January 05, 2009, 02:59:55 PM
Quote from: NeufUnSix on January 05, 2009, 02:57:42 PM
With gas at 70 cents a litre or less, what kind of make the beast with two backstard would pull this kind of BS?


Tweakers
Title: Re: I thought this ended once gas prices dropped
Post by: Porsche Monkey on January 05, 2009, 05:39:55 PM
That sucks. Doesn't sound like they messed up your bike bad though. Dzus fasteners shouldn't be that hard to source.  Did they mess up the fuel cap at all?
Title: Re: I thought this ended once gas prices dropped
Post by: NeufUnSix on January 06, 2009, 10:17:32 AM
They tried to get into the cap (the tab was flipped up and it was covered in handprints) but they didn't succeed. There was still gas in it. I'm glad they didn't find the fuel line and slash it (it's hidden under the airbox), that would have been a real pain in the ass.
Title: Re: I thought this ended once gas prices dropped
Post by: Porsche Monkey on January 06, 2009, 03:03:41 PM
Well at least they didn't damage anything.  That sucks altogether though. 
Title: Re: I thought this ended once gas prices dropped
Post by: Rameses on January 07, 2009, 06:57:20 AM

I guess the dumbass didn't realize that if you're gonna steal gas, a motorcycle isn't the best vehicle to target anyway.

[roll]



(Unless maybe he needed to mow his lawn and all of the gas stations were closed.   [laugh]  )
Title: Re: I thought this ended once gas prices dropped
Post by: the_Journeyman on January 07, 2009, 06:59:12 AM
Yea, that was kinda dumb...  If full, you're only going to get around 3 gallons (unless we're talking ST1300 or BMW GS)

JM
Title: Re: I thought this ended once gas prices dropped
Post by: il d00d on January 07, 2009, 08:24:46 AM
Well that blows, but I am glad to hear they didn't mess up the bike.  And, things could have been worse.  Your spark plugs may have been stolen to be used to smoke drugs (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/27499971.html).

I am pretty sure a homeless guy stole my seat cowl.  For what purposes, I don't know.  My theory is that he is using it as a hat.
Title: Re: I thought this ended once gas prices dropped
Post by: NeufUnSix on January 07, 2009, 12:20:15 PM
If he had succeeded, the joke would have been on him. I only have about 3 litres in there (I didn't bother filling it before winter storage).
Title: Re: I thought this ended once gas prices dropped
Post by: NeufUnSix on January 09, 2009, 05:29:33 PM
I talked to the concierge today, he told me the guy was in the garage for 4 1/2 hours. He was in there from 3am to 7.30am, with at least one nap during that period. All caught on tape. Someone dropped their keycard on the street and that's how he got in. Not only did he dick around with the cars, he stole a mirror off another bike, broke into the electrical junctions, played with the firehoses, and generally acted incredibly weird. He didn't steal much, aside from a few CDs and a remote unit to open the door (the codes have since been changed). For example, he broke into the Citroen parked next to my bike and left electrical parts scattered on the seat - but left behind valuable stuff like a stereo amp. Our best guess is he was seriously make the beast with two backsed on drugs, because nothing he did made any sense.
Title: Re: I thought this ended once gas prices dropped
Post by: Mother on January 10, 2009, 07:03:04 AM
Quote from: NeufUnSix on January 09, 2009, 05:29:33 PM
I talked to the concierge today, he told me the guy was in the garage for 4 1/2 hours. He was in there from 3am to 7.30am, with at least one nap during that period. All caught on tape. Someone dropped their keycard on the street and that's how he got in. Not only did he dick around with the cars, he stole a mirror off another bike, broke into the electrical junctions, played with the firehoses, and generally acted incredibly weird. He didn't steal much, aside from a few CDs and a remote unit to open the door (the codes have since been changed). For example, he broke into the Citroen parked next to my bike and left electrical parts scattered on the seat - but left behind valuable stuff like a stereo amp. Our best guess is he was seriously make the beast with two backsed on drugs, because nothing he did made any sense.

Quote from: Mother on January 05, 2009, 02:59:55 PM

Tweakers

TWEAKER
Title: Re: I thought this ended once gas prices dropped
Post by: Drunken Monkey on January 10, 2009, 11:16:05 AM
Two questions:

Nuef, do you live in Europe? (I was assuming as much from your handle and the fact that you mentioned a Citroen)

And are there Tweakers in Europe? I guess I always assumed "bathtub meth" was a purely North American phenomenon...

Title: Re: I thought this ended once gas prices dropped
Post by: ducatiz on January 10, 2009, 06:07:52 PM
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on January 10, 2009, 11:16:05 AM
Two questions:

Nuef, do you live in Europe? (I was assuming as much from your handle and the fact that you mentioned a Citroen)

And are there Tweakers in Europe? I guess I always assumed "bathtub meth" was a purely North American phenomenon...

Canada

Neuf, get yourself one of those rotor locks with a motion detector on it.  They have a 105 db alarm and will freak out anyone who touches the bike, plus they are not very noticeable so the creep has no idea where the sound is coming from.  THey are great!  I used on on my bike when I lived in NYC and it kept people far away -- if they touched the bike, it would chirp at them.  Any more shakes and blammo, alarm city:

http://www.bikebone.com/Xena-Disc-Lock-Alarm-Review.htm (http://www.bikebone.com/Xena-Disc-Lock-Alarm-Review.htm)

Alternatively, any motion detector would work.  I Have an old luggage lock motion detector (back in the days when you could leave your bags at your seat in the airport, remember that???) and you would lock it to the seat.  I put that on the seat of my bike until I got the Xena.

Title: Re: I thought this ended once gas prices dropped
Post by: Xiphias on January 10, 2009, 06:23:17 PM
What an asshole. Sorry to hear about that.
Title: Re: I thought this ended once gas prices dropped
Post by: Doctor Woodrow on January 12, 2009, 10:20:10 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on January 10, 2009, 06:07:52 PM
Canada

Neuf, get yourself one of those rotor locks with a motion detector on it.  They have a 105 db alarm and will freak out anyone who touches the bike, plus they are not very noticeable so the creep has no idea where the sound is coming from.  THey are great!  I used on on my bike when I lived in NYC and it kept people far away -- if they touched the bike, it would chirp at them.  Any more shakes and blammo, alarm city:

http://www.bikebone.com/Xena-Disc-Lock-Alarm-Review.htm (http://www.bikebone.com/Xena-Disc-Lock-Alarm-Review.htm)

Alternatively, any motion detector would work.  I Have an old luggage lock motion detector (back in the days when you could leave your bags at your seat in the airport, remember that???) and you would lock it to the seat.  I put that on the seat of my bike until I got the Xena.


+1 on the rotor lock, I use one on my monster and don't really worry about it. I just bought a knock-off on E-bay from china or something for about 20 something bucks, works just as well as the Xenas do. Also, don't worry about accidentally leaving it on the bike and "riding off with it on there and wrecking" just make it a habit that it is the first thing you do (take it off) when you get to your bike. I've never forgotten it. Lots of people wraned me about that, but it really isn't a problem, of course you could also get one of those bright orange cords that go from the lock to your handlebar as a reminder.

The Doc

Title: Re: I thought this ended once gas prices dropped
Post by: NeufUnSix on January 13, 2009, 08:26:02 AM
I used to sell those locks. I hate them with an almighty passion. Someone would set off the display unit in the shop at least two or three times a day. That screeching wail haunts my dreams to this day. I have an alarm system installed on the bike, but it is disabled during winter storage (no battery in the bike). I don't expect alarms to make much difference in Montreal, it's one of those things that people don't pay attention to.