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Title: Vince is back!! If you didn't hate him before you will now.
Post by: Oldfisti on January 10, 2009, 07:04:09 AM
"You're gonna love my nuts."      55 seconds in      [laugh]


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs)
Title: Re: Vince is back!! If you didn't hate him before you will now.
Post by: derby on January 10, 2009, 07:30:23 AM
"comes with a cover"

"if i can do it with one finger, you guys can do it with your whole hand... kids can do it"
Title: Re: Vince is back!! If you didn't hate him before you will now.
Post by: Grampa on January 10, 2009, 08:18:27 AM
This Grady?

(http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/7/71/Whitmanmayo.JPG)


do not want
Title: Re: Vince is back!! If you didn't hate him before you will now.
Post by: Buckethead on January 10, 2009, 08:21:50 AM
"We're gonna make America skinny again!"

Yeah, just give us some of the meth that you're obviously on.

How many takes do you think it took them to get the other chopper thing to land in the sink?
Title: Re: Vince is back!! If you didn't hate him before you will now.
Post by: Airborne on January 10, 2009, 09:03:09 AM
I love this guy I cant wait for his next infomercial now. He's a hell of a lot better than Billy Mays.
Title: Re: Vince is back!! If you didn't hate him before you will now.
Post by: Buckethead on January 10, 2009, 09:13:44 AM
Quote from: HobokenHooligan on January 10, 2009, 09:03:09 AM
I love this guy I cant wait for his next infomercial now. He's a hell of a lot better than Billy Mays.

Who is now hocking discount health insurance.

Oh, and +1.
Title: Re: Vince is back!! If you didn't hate him before you will now.
Post by: Triple J on January 10, 2009, 09:33:55 AM
Quote from: HobokenHooligan on January 10, 2009, 09:03:09 AM
He's a hell of a lot better than Billy Mays.

+1

...although I've had the Pampered Chef version of this thing for years...and it opens to clean just like his.  [thumbsup] They are nice.
Title: Re: Vince is back!! If you didn't hate him before you will now.
Post by: somegirl on January 10, 2009, 09:48:52 AM
Don't forget Ron Popeil!
Title: Re: Vince is back!! If you didn't hate him before you will now.
Post by: Oldfisti on January 10, 2009, 10:03:51 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSnaL_UgW9s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSnaL_UgW9s)
Title: Re: Vince is back!! If you didn't hate him before you will now.
Post by: mitt on January 10, 2009, 10:26:50 AM
Quote from: Triple J on January 10, 2009, 09:33:55 AM
+1

...although I've had the Pampered Chef version of this thing for years...and it opens to clean just like his.  [thumbsup] They are nice.

We have the PC also, and have used it like twice in 4 years.  Any kitchen gadget like this is a waste of money IMO.  It takes 4 rounds of chopping to get enough to use in your recipe.

mitt
Title: Re: Vince is back!! If you didn't hate him before you will now.
Post by: teddy037.2 on January 10, 2009, 11:05:54 AM
Quote from: Obsessed? on January 10, 2009, 09:13:44 AM
Who is now hocking discount health insurance.

Oh, and +1.

and the BCS  ;D
Title: Re: Vince is back!! If you didn't hate him before you will now.
Post by: Triple J on January 10, 2009, 11:54:38 AM
Quote from: mitt on January 10, 2009, 10:26:50 AM
We have the PC also, and have used it like twice in 4 years.  Any kitchen gadget like this is a waste of money IMO.  It takes 4 rounds of chopping to get enough to use in your recipe.

mitt

Really? I use mine all the time. If I'm only chopping a small amount I don't because it is harder than a khnife to wash...but if I have a lot to chop (especially if it needs to be chopped fine) then I for sure use it. You have to cut the vegetables into smaller pieces first (i.e. quarter an onion), but it's still way faster than chopping and dicing by hand.
Title: Re: Vince is back!! If you didn't hate him before you will now.
Post by: KnightofNi on January 10, 2009, 12:01:06 PM
Quote from: HobokenHooligan on January 10, 2009, 09:03:09 AM
I love this guy I cant wait for his next infomercial now. He's a hell of a lot better than Billy Mays.

but billy shows how excited he is to sell everything. you can't help but get excited about it to because he's yelling!


one of the guys i play soccer with looks kinda like vince. we keep asking him if he will hook us up with a shamwow.
Title: Re: Vince is back!! If you didn't hate him before you will now.
Post by: KopfjÀger on January 10, 2009, 01:34:46 PM
Quote from: mitt on January 10, 2009, 10:26:50 AMAny kitchen gadget like this is a waste of money IMO. 

Whew, yeah that $19.95 is a killer.  :-\
Title: Re: Vince is back!! If you didn't hate him before you will now.
Post by: Rameses on January 12, 2009, 09:46:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A9fmnAsgdg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A9fmnAsgdg)
Title: Re: Vince is back!! If you didn't hate him before you will now.
Post by: il d00d on January 13, 2009, 05:42:47 AM
"Your life is going to be exciting now"  he says with a straight face.

I got to the end of that video and realized I watched the whole goddamn thing.   That was their objective.   They had won.

Then, I watched the shammake the beast with two backsingwow video, and I think all is right in the universe now.  We must remember to fight absurdity with absurdity.

Billy Mays is on a very short list of people I would punch in the balls on GP.  Vince, while a shameless shill, is harmless and mockable.