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Title: The male equivalent of the "muffin top"
Post by: Rambler1982 on January 13, 2009, 06:32:33 AM
As a trial lawyer, I deal with alotta guys in a shirt and tie. I can't begin to tell you how many times I've seen dudes with giant necks oozing out and over their shirt collar.  :o

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Title: Re: The male equivalent of the "muffin top"
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on January 13, 2009, 06:41:46 AM
That would be me ;D
Title: Re: The male equivalent of the "muffin top"
Post by: TiAvenger on January 13, 2009, 09:15:19 AM
do you know how hard it is to get a properly fitted shirt when you have a 46 in chest, 33 arm length, and a 18.75 neck?

[cheeky]
Title: Re: The male equivalent of the "muffin top"
Post by: El Matador on January 13, 2009, 09:18:38 AM
Quote from: Court-Jester on January 13, 2009, 09:15:19 AM
do you know how hard it is to get a properly fitted shirt when you have a 46 in chest, 33 arm length, and a 18.75 neck?

[cheeky]

Make that 46 in chest and a 34 in waist with a 16 in nech.

I spend a fortune getting shit to fit right
Title: Re: The male equivalent of the "muffin top"
Post by: He Man on January 13, 2009, 09:57:41 AM
Isny 46,36 balanced size? not sure on the 16 neck, im a 15 and one time i bought a shirt that was 15 3/4 and god damn there was enough space to fit 2 small necks!

im 38 chest, 30 waist, 15 neck.
Title: Re: The male equivalent of the "muffin top"
Post by: El Matador on January 13, 2009, 09:59:21 AM
Quote from: He Man on January 13, 2009, 09:57:41 AM
Isny 46,36 balanced size? not sure on the 16 neck, im a 15 and one time i bought a shirt that was 15 3/4 and god damn there was enough space to fit 2 small necks!

im 38 chest, 30 waist, 15 neck.

Not really. If I were to buy a suit from the rack, the pants would be about 6 sizes too big
Title: Re: The male equivalent of the "muffin top"
Post by: Slide Panda on January 13, 2009, 10:36:46 AM
Quote from: El Matador on January 13, 2009, 09:18:38 AM
Make that 46 in chest and a 34 in waist with a 16 in nech.

I spend a fortune getting shit to fit right

Pffft I had it worse.  When I was fit for Rugby it was 48+ chest, 36 arms 34 waist (but needed a 36+ usually to fit my legs), 18 neck... Dress clothes were a disaster.  And yes, I did look like a gorilla in people clothes.

But yeah... the overflowing neck fat... that's bad.  But who says men can't spot a muffin top?  I know it's used more for girls but I didn't think it was necessarily gender specific.
Title: Re: The male equivalent of the "muffin top"
Post by: jdubbs32584 on January 13, 2009, 10:43:34 AM
Quote from: yuu on January 13, 2009, 10:36:46 AM
<snip> And yes, I did look like a gorilla in people clothes.



you still look like a gorilla in people clothes  [cheeky]
Title: Re: The male equivalent of the "muffin top"
Post by: Slide Panda on January 13, 2009, 10:54:14 AM
Oh someone's feeling funny today.   :P

Keep it up and I'll resort to short jokes.. or push you on your bike into a drain depression that you can only tippy toe touch the ground.. and leave yah
Title: Re: The male equivalent of the "muffin top"
Post by: jdubbs32584 on January 13, 2009, 10:56:48 AM
Quote from: yuu on January 13, 2009, 10:54:14 AM
Oh someone's feeling funny today.   :P

Keep it up and I'll resort to short jokes.. or push you on your bike into a drain depression that you can only tippy toe touch the ground

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: The male equivalent of the "muffin top"
Post by: motogpfan on January 13, 2009, 11:01:41 AM
thats what you get for wearing a shirt and tie.
Title: Re: The male equivalent of the "muffin top"
Post by: lauramonster on January 13, 2009, 12:06:32 PM
try finding a 19/38.  Usually only one or two at the big & tall shops. 
Title: Re: The male equivalent of the "muffin top"
Post by: Howie on January 13, 2009, 12:44:09 PM
What do we call this male bulging neckfat?
Title: Re: The male equivalent of the "muffin top"
Post by: Slide Panda on January 13, 2009, 12:47:31 PM
Walrus top?
The tom turkey?
"Damn man!  Buy a new shirt!"?
Title: Re: The male equivalent of the "muffin top"
Post by: Buckethead on January 13, 2009, 01:16:35 PM
Quote from: howie on January 13, 2009, 12:44:09 PM
What do we call this male bulging neckfat?

The Beeker.

(http://molotovpoptart.com/molotovpoptart/beeker.jpg)
Title: Re: The male equivalent of the "muffin top"
Post by: He Man on January 13, 2009, 02:24:50 PM
thats no neck in a slim way, were talking about no neck, as in the chin ate it. it would be more like that purple dude from mcdonalds.
(http://www.thatchickensite.com/letters/grimace/grimace1.jpg)
Title: Re: The male equivalent of the "muffin top"
Post by: Statler on January 13, 2009, 05:00:59 PM
'athletic' cut fitted shirts work well for anyone at the 10 inch or more difference between chest and waist.      Otherwise you can buy for collar size and arm length in regular dress shirts and just have a tailor take in the bottom so it's not like wearing a sack.    10 to 15 bucks per shirt.

Title: Re: The male equivalent of the "muffin top"
Post by: ducpainter on January 13, 2009, 05:21:38 PM
I'll stick to t-shirts....
Title: Re: The male equivalent of the "muffin top"
Post by: TiNi on January 13, 2009, 05:33:51 PM
this thread is hilarious  [laugh] [clap]

the purple guy is the grimace btw  ;)
Title: Re: The male equivalent of the "muffin top"
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on January 13, 2009, 10:05:15 PM
If the neck fits, the sleeves are to short ;D
Title: Re: The male equivalent of the "muffin top"
Post by: Slide Panda on January 14, 2009, 06:45:07 AM
Quote from: Big Troubled Bear on January 13, 2009, 10:05:15 PM
If the neck fits, the sleeves are to short ;D

And don't forget that if the sleeves fit too.. then the waist section's big enough to smuggle two kindergartens

Quote from: Statler on January 13, 2009, 05:00:59 PM
'athletic' cut fitted shirts work well for anyone at the 10 inch or more difference between chest and waist.      Otherwise you can buy for collar size and arm length in regular dress shirts and just have a tailor take in the bottom so it's not like wearing a sack.    10 to 15 bucks per shirt.

Bah, when I was at my most robust, Athletic cut hadn't really hit the scene and I was a broke ass college student so tailoring wasn't in the bugdet.  I get pretty slick with doing this pleating thing in the back sinced down with a belt
Title: Re: The male equivalent of the "muffin top"
Post by: Buckethead on January 14, 2009, 09:51:39 AM
Quote from: yuu on January 14, 2009, 06:45:07 AM
Bah, when I was at my most robust, Athletic cut hadn't really hit the scene and I was a broke ass college student so tailoring wasn't in the bugdet.  I get pretty slick with doing this pleating thing in the back sinced down with a belt

We do that in the Navy, with the military creases. We call them wings.
Title: Re: The male equivalent of the "muffin top"
Post by: KnightofNi on January 14, 2009, 10:15:10 AM
i always have trouble finding long enough sleeves. everything else can fit, but the sleeves will come up about 2 inches short.

2 inches isn't much normally, but when it's on a shirt that means you are strainging the cuffs on your forearm. the sleeves also go way up under the suit jacket.


yay gorilla arms!
Title: Re: The male equivalent of the "muffin top"
Post by: lauramonster on January 15, 2009, 11:32:48 AM
if you're tall, you need to buy shirts for tall men ( XLT instead of XL).  If it's a dress shirt, it's by the neck & sleeve length (and yes, unless it's a hard-to-find athletic cut) then the tummy will have enough material for a parachute. 

Travis - if you ever get some meat on your bones, I'll pass along the shirts Windsor's mom buys that he doesn't want.   ;D    You'll learn to appreciate the short sleeves - better than dressing like a dork!!!  All her taste is in her mouth!!
Title: Re: The male equivalent of the "muffin top"
Post by: KnightofNi on January 15, 2009, 05:20:38 PM
i always search for the tall selections. the problem is that i don't quite fit in the tall section, but i'm not in the regular section either.

and windsor isn't jsut bigger than me, he's taller by a good measure as well. i'm pretty sure i would look like a little kid swimming in their dad's shirt if i got his clothes.  [laugh]
Title: Re: The male equivalent of the "muffin top"
Post by: DucHead on January 15, 2009, 05:57:06 PM
Quote from: just another painter on January 13, 2009, 05:21:38 PM
I'll stick to t-shirts....

+1   neckties... [puke]  They're nooses rotated 180°