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Title: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: wbeck257 on January 15, 2009, 07:13:29 PM
http://www.peta.org/Sea_Kittens/book.asp (http://www.peta.org/Sea_Kittens/book.asp)

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Title: Re: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: KnightofNi on January 15, 2009, 07:16:53 PM
from my g/f

"i have never wanted to punch somebody in the face as bad as i did when i read that."



that's make the beast with two backsing stupid.
Title: Re: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: DucHead on January 15, 2009, 07:37:19 PM
Wow, that was make the beast with two backsing retarded!
Title: Re: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: derby on January 15, 2009, 07:39:04 PM
i know what i'm having for dinner....  [evil]
Title: Re: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: Mother on January 15, 2009, 07:44:33 PM
Quote from: derby on January 15, 2009, 07:39:04 PM
i know what i'm having for dinner....  [evil]

sea kittens dipped in mercury and asbestos?
Title: Re: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: swampduc on January 15, 2009, 07:45:00 PM
Wow. Maybe I should just eat PETA members instead of fish.
Title: Re: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: Got Duc on January 15, 2009, 08:01:02 PM
That book was produced by Gloom and Doom (tm) enterprises
Title: Re: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: DanTheMan on January 15, 2009, 08:13:37 PM
Thats Funny!! [laugh]

Title: Re: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: Porsche Monkey on January 15, 2009, 08:14:40 PM
Are they for real?  I wanna punch a peta member.
Title: Re: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: Grampa on January 15, 2009, 08:18:21 PM
kitten free tuna on an english muffin with a slice of sharp chedder cheese...... yum

Title: Re: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: somegirl on January 15, 2009, 08:21:50 PM
Quote from: swampduc on January 15, 2009, 07:45:00 PM
Wow. Maybe I should just eat PETA members instead of fish.

http://www.cartoonbank.com/product_details.asp?sid=45009 (http://www.cartoonbank.com/product_details.asp?sid=45009)
Title: Re: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: He Man on January 15, 2009, 08:37:16 PM
this is wrong, but when they say sea kittens im thinking salmon, and i want to eat a kitty now.... [evil]
Title: Re: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: Rameses on January 15, 2009, 09:16:59 PM
I had a medium rare ahi tuna steak for dinner tonight.

It was make the beast with two backsing delicious.
Title: Re: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: lauramonster on January 15, 2009, 09:28:38 PM
this is great.  When are they coming out with the book about cow kittens??  Milk a person rather than a cow!?!?!?
Title: Re: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: Mother on January 15, 2009, 09:35:03 PM
Quote from: lauramonster on January 15, 2009, 09:28:38 PM
this is great.  When are they coming out with the book about cow kittens??  Milk a person rather than a cow!?!?!?


way too easy...


<leaves room with decency intact>

Title: Re: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: Holden on January 15, 2009, 10:52:37 PM
I'm reminded of the Reader's Digest articles featured in Fight Club...
Title: Re: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: Randimus Maximus on January 15, 2009, 11:00:35 PM
unmake the beast with two backsingbelievable!

kinda like the douchebags that want to legislate a college football playoff.

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Title: Re: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: Rev. Millertime on January 15, 2009, 11:53:52 PM
Quote from: Mother on January 15, 2009, 09:35:03 PM

way too easy...


<leaves room with decency intact>



C'mon man, you know it's too late for that!  [laugh]
Title: Re: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on January 16, 2009, 12:13:24 AM
Something else to think about............

Why do PETA go after the wearers of fur more than people wearing leather ????????????

Is it easier to give rich woman shit than to fight with leather clad bikers [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: Holden on January 16, 2009, 05:02:09 AM
Quote from: Big Troubled Bear on January 16, 2009, 12:13:24 AM
Something else to think about............

Why do PETA go after the wearers of fur more than people wearing leather ????????????

Is it easier to give rich woman shit than to fight with leather clad bikers [thumbsup]

Supposedly cattle are slaughtered more humanely than fur animals (we've all seen some videos of them being skinned alive)...
Title: Re: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: Bun-bun on January 16, 2009, 05:59:51 AM
Quote from: Big Troubled Bear on January 16, 2009, 12:13:24 AM
Something else to think about............

Why do PETA go after the wearers of fur more than people wearing leather ????????????

Is it easier to give rich woman shit than to fight with leather clad bikers [thumbsup]
Answered your own question.

They've been laying low in our area since two of their members were caught dumping dead dogs in a dumpster a couple of years ago.
Title: Re: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: corey on January 16, 2009, 06:29:52 AM
(http://www.rickyuen.com/wp-content/uploads/sushi.jpg)
yum.
Title: Re: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: swampduc on January 16, 2009, 06:36:56 AM
Fresh salmon sashimi, please.
Title: Re: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: MendoDave on January 16, 2009, 06:56:10 AM
That wasn't so bad. You should hear what one person I know carries on about when the old testament animal sacrifices get brought up.
Title: Re: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: il d00d on January 16, 2009, 07:42:43 AM
Upon completion of the latest project, anemic high fives were handed out like free falafel among the PETA staff, their gaunt faces stretched unnaturally with self-righteous joy, beards encrusted with celebratory gluten-free cake.  Another genus and species of kitten had surely been saved.  It was a job well done.
Title: Re: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: Sinister on January 16, 2009, 07:48:05 AM
Quote from: wark on January 16, 2009, 05:02:09 AM
Supposedly cattle are slaughtered more humanely than fur animals (we've all seen some videos of them being skinned alive)...

While I cannot say that I have ever seen videos of someone skinning a fur-bearer alive (nor do I want to), I can say that trying to skin anything, while it is alive, would be a major pain in the ass.  Better to whack it on the head with a 26-oz framing hammer first...from a production standpoint, anyway.
Title: Re: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: Rev. Millertime on January 16, 2009, 09:10:22 AM
Hehe

Just thought of something...

Brings new meaning to the kitty smelling like fish!

[laugh]
Title: Re: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: Mojo S2R on January 16, 2009, 09:24:18 AM
Quote from: wbeck257 on January 15, 2009, 07:13:29 PM
http://www.peta.org/Sea_Kittens/book.asp (http://www.peta.org/Sea_Kittens/book.asp)

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WTF was that!  [bang]


Quote from: lauramonster on January 15, 2009, 09:28:38 PM
this is great.  When are they coming out with the book about cow kittens??  Milk a person rather than a cow!?!?!?

[evil] heheh

Quote from: Rev. Millertime on January 16, 2009, 09:10:22 AM
Hehe

Just thought of something...

Brings new meaning to the kitty smelling like fish!

[laugh]

[laugh] [puke]
Title: Re: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: duccarlos on January 16, 2009, 10:41:11 AM
What were you searching for when you ran into this fine gem? I like Sally the vindictive sea kitten
Title: Re: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: KnightofNi on January 16, 2009, 10:44:48 AM
does this mean it's ok for me to eat regular kittens now? ???
Title: Re: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: Le Pirate on January 16, 2009, 11:25:50 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on January 16, 2009, 10:44:48 AM
does this mean it's ok for me to eat regular kittens now? ???

yep. According to that book they make a lovely pie  [laugh]



I showed the first chapter of it to everyone I work with....being as we work at a fish hatchery, that belongs to a government agency that is dedicated to the conservation of habitat and wildlife (including the "sea kittens").  I sure hope PETA never comes out here for a tour or anything, now  [evil]
Title: Re: Sea Kittens, I kid you make the beast with two backsing not.
Post by: Drunken Monkey on January 16, 2009, 11:33:44 AM
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Although everyone gets a gold star for keeping it civil, this is politics.

Sorry to rain on the parade, but them's the rules.

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