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Poll
Question: What Does Statler Have to Be Ashamed Of?
Option 1: Secretly despises bacon
Option 2: Chronic halitosis
Option 3: Once swallowed a live squirrel, vomited it up, swallowed it again
Option 4: Basement Shrine to Ashley Simpson
Option 5: In the closet about his rampant vegesexuality
Option 6: Dresses in a female transvestite's clothing
Option 7: Does the choreography to "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)" on front of the bathroom mirror, in an edible thong
Option 8: Drives a froo froo white bike
Option 9: William Hung CD collection
Option 10: Planning the horrible and unkind revenge on poll poster for some time between now and 2012
Title: Statler should be ashamed of himself
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 20, 2009, 01:25:42 PM
Because I can  ;D
Title: Re: Statler should be ashamed of himself
Post by: Bun-bun on January 20, 2009, 01:37:30 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 20, 2009, 01:25:42 PM
Because I can  ;D
Danger Will Robinson, Danger!!!
Title: Re: Statler should be ashamed of himself
Post by: OverCaffeinated on January 20, 2009, 01:41:17 PM
Why isn't there an "All of the above" option
Title: Re: Statler should be ashamed of himself
Post by: Buckethead on January 20, 2009, 01:42:42 PM
He's going to smite you.

Right in the shins.
Title: Re: Statler should be ashamed of himself
Post by: Jaman on January 20, 2009, 02:05:43 PM
Why should he be ashamed of the last choice?
Title: Re: Statler should be ashamed of himself
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 20, 2009, 02:06:35 PM
Quote from: Jaman on January 20, 2009, 02:05:43 PM
Why should he be ashamed of the last choice?

Because he added it.
Title: Re: Statler should be ashamed of himself
Post by: Grampa on January 20, 2009, 02:09:53 PM
boobies
Title: Re: Statler should be ashamed of himself
Post by: Oldfisti on January 20, 2009, 02:12:53 PM
boobies x2
Title: Re: Statler should be ashamed of himself
Post by: JEFF_H on January 20, 2009, 02:21:52 PM
(has man) boobies  8)
Title: Re: Statler should be ashamed of himself
Post by: Statler on January 20, 2009, 02:34:06 PM
Quote from: JEFF_H on January 20, 2009, 02:21:52 PM
(has man) boobies  8)

moobies are bad.
Title: Re: Statler should be ashamed of himself
Post by: mitt on January 20, 2009, 02:53:07 PM
You can only vote once  >:(









;D

mitt
Title: Re: Statler should be ashamed of himself
Post by: krolik on January 20, 2009, 03:18:08 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 20, 2009, 02:09:53 PM
boobies

Quote from: alfisti on January 20, 2009, 02:12:53 PM
boobies x2


You should put in a "Hates Boobies" option.


Wait, that's Spidey who hates Boobies. ;D
Title: Re: Statler should be ashamed of himself
Post by: Slide Panda on January 20, 2009, 04:03:52 PM
Been to his house - so I know the Ashlee Simpson one isn't true.. but I've got an inside line on some of the Shenanigans...






It's Britney... bad bald Britney as a matter of fact.  He understands the haircut







Title: Re: Statler should be ashamed of himself
Post by: KnightofNi on January 20, 2009, 04:12:44 PM
i need clarification on one of the choices.

QuoteDresses in a female transvestite's clothing

does this mean he dresses like a man?
a female transvestite would be trying to look like a man

if you were trying to say he dresses in womens' clothing why specify the female part of it.
???
Title: Re: Statler should be ashamed of himself
Post by: T on January 20, 2009, 04:41:04 PM
Why are you picking on a Muppet?  ???
Title: Re: Statler should be ashamed of himself
Post by: the_Journeyman on January 20, 2009, 04:46:37 PM
I can't believe I'm the 1st to select "Ashley Simpson Shrine"

JM
Title: Re: Statler should be ashamed of himself
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 20, 2009, 05:27:54 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on January 20, 2009, 04:12:44 PM
i need clarification on one of the choices.

does this mean he dresses like a man?


Yes.
Title: Re: Statler should be ashamed of himself
Post by: somegirl on January 20, 2009, 06:27:32 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 20, 2009, 01:25:42 PM
Because I can  ;D

Someone's got cabin fever...good thing you are coming home tomorrow! [laugh]
Title: Re: Statler should be ashamed of himself
Post by: KnightofNi on January 20, 2009, 08:06:35 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 20, 2009, 05:27:54 PM
Yes.

ok, then that is my choice


Quote from: somegirl on January 20, 2009, 06:27:32 PM
Someone's got cabin fever...good thing you are coming home tomorrow! [laugh]
good for him or you?
you haven't had to put up with him setting things on fire and torturing your dogs for how long now?
Title: Re: Statler should be ashamed of himself
Post by: somegirl on January 20, 2009, 09:57:53 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on January 20, 2009, 08:06:35 PM
good for him or you?
you haven't had to put up with him setting things on fire and torturing your dogs for how long now?

True...almost 3 whole fire- and torture-free weeks! [cheeky]
Title: Re: Statler should be ashamed of himself
Post by: Mother on January 20, 2009, 11:13:10 PM
speaking of statler

I saw Midget Trannies on the internet

there is truly nothing left in this world to make me go

[puke]
Title: Re: Statler should be ashamed of himself
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on January 21, 2009, 12:49:30 AM
Don`t know if it`s safe to vote ;D
Title: Re: Statler should be ashamed of himself
Post by: DCXCV on January 21, 2009, 10:36:18 AM
I was wondering if vegesexuality was about carrots and squash or about comatose people.  Either way, it's nothing to be ashamed of.  [evil]
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