I just got the following emailed to me:
DucatiMonster.org Newsletter
Tell Us Your Monster-ous Story!
DucatiMonster.org has a new look, and with that new look comes a contest!
All you have to do is tell us a story about your Ducati Monster, and you could win an Amsoil Oil Change Package! This prize package includes four quarts of oil and an oil filter, worth a total value of $75.
Journey from coast to coast on your Monster? Get up a little too close and personal with the asphalt, but lived to tell about it? Did you show your friends on their Japanese rockets and chrome-crazy Harleys just why they call it a “Monster�
Just post your story in the official 'Tell Us Your Monster-ous Story' contest thread by 11:59 pm Monday, May 19.
The best ten entries will be chosen and we'll run a poll where you and the DML community can vote for their favorite story. The top three winners will win the Amsoil Oil Change Package.
Voting will run from Tuesday, May 20 until Memorial Day, Monday, May 26. In the event of a tie, we'll hold a run-off between the top vote-getters.
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Yeah... they banned me... I guess I can not respond. As I paid for the site, my lawyer says I can get them for my money back as a breach of contract. Since they are selectively enforcing their SPAM policy to only include people linking to the DMF. Anyhow... could be fun to at least get membership dues back, and say, "In your face." Well... since my lawyer is family and not asking for money too. ;D
Quote from: ryandalling on May 13, 2008, 12:05:10 PM
Yeah... they banned me... I guess I can not respond. As I paid for the site, my lawyer says I can get them for my money back as a breach of contract. Since they are selectively enforcing their SPAM policy to only include people linking to the DMF. Anyhow... could be fun to at least get membership dues back, and say, "In your face." Well... since my lawyer is family and not asking for money too. ;D
That would be a good story to enter! [laugh]
This one time.... in band camp, I............
I simply replied to the email with this:
"Please take me off of this insulting email list."
I got that damn email also.
And it sure did get me to login. To login and figure out how to delete my account (no luck) but I was able to remove 'accept emails from administrators' option.
they must be french canadiens. the rest of america jr. would not do this to me.
There was once a rabid Monster fan. He had two Ducatis, a lot of miles under his belt, and was a passionate advocate of the brand and the model. His favorite internet site was a great place to find out information about Monsters, and bikes in general. Then some evil Canadarians took the site over and everyone left.
THE END
Quote from: desmoquattro on May 13, 2008, 12:26:58 PM
There was once a rabid Monster fan. He had two Ducatis, a lot of miles under his belt, and was a passionate advocate of the brand and the model. His favorite internet site was a great place to find out information about Monsters, and bikes in general. Then some evil Canadarians took the site over and everyone left.
THE END
WINNER!
Ride to Santa Barbara and I'll change your oil for you. ;D
Quote from: SacDuc on May 13, 2008, 12:30:17 PM
WINNER!
Ride to Santa Barbara and I'll change your oil for you. ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D
i got that email too. pathetic... [roll]
Quote from: SacDuc on May 13, 2008, 12:30:17 PM
WINNER!
Ride to Santa Barbara and I'll change your oil for you. ;D
Dude,
What? The? make the beast with two backs? Where the make the beast with two backs have you been?
Quote from: motogpfan on May 13, 2008, 01:12:40 PM
Dude,
What? The? make the beast with two backs? Where the make the beast with two backs have you been?
He got married. You know what that means...
Anal.
Quote from: sqweak on May 13, 2008, 01:15:12 PM
He got married. You know what that means...
Anal.
hahahahaahah [laugh]
Quote from: sqweak on May 13, 2008, 01:15:12 PM
He got married. You know what that means...
Anal.
without a credit card!
I say someone should post up the most boring story about dropping their bike in the parking lot and getting a tank dent.
Then, everyone here votes to make that one the winner.
Quote from: slowpoke13 on May 13, 2008, 01:29:28 PM
I say someone should post up the most boring story about dropping their bike in the parking lot and getting a tank dent.
Then, everyone here votes to make that one the winner.
jhahaha, talk about stacking the ballot box.
Quote from: KnightofNi on May 13, 2008, 01:43:11 PM
jhahaha, talk about stacking the ballot box.
With all the new DML people that don't even own bikes that just may win.
And all the squids will be "oh cool man, I did the same thing"
yeah thats about the last time I heard from him or Melissa,
after the wedding.
WTF dude?
i just sent this back to the VSDMLADMIN:
I asked for a password reset on May 10 and you haven't responded.
If you're not going to help me, please don't spam me either.
i wonder if they will respond.
They had a link to not receive their emails...I clicked on it and filled it out...but no luck. A-holes.
T
a-holes of the smelliest variety.... [roll]
I changed my email account with TOB right before I asked to get my account deleted. I don't know if I am recieving these emails because the email account I gave them is the one I never use.
Hmmm..a Monster-ous story?!
[roll]
Slowpoke.. you should enter that story.
In the spirit of not posting VS bashing, I put this in the NMC thread:
Got this today in my email. [bang]
DucatiMonster.org Newsletter
Tell Us Your Monster-ous Story!
DucatiMonster.org has a new look, and with that new look comes a contest!
All you have to do is tell us a story about your Ducati Monster, and you could win an Amsoil Oil Change Package! This prize package includes four quarts of oil and an oil filter, worth a total value of $75.
Journey from coast to coast on your Monster? Get up a little too close and personal with the asphalt, but lived to tell about it? Did you show your friends on their Japanese rockets and chrome-crazy Harleys just why they call it a “Monster�
Just post your story in the official 'Tell Us Your Monster-ous Story' contest thread by 11:59 pm Monday, May 19.
The best ten entries will be chosen and we'll run a poll where you and the DML community can vote for their favorite story. The top three winners will win the Amsoil Oil Change Package.
Voting will run from Tuesday, May 20 until Memorial Day, Monday, May 26. In the event of a tie, we'll hold a run-off between the top vote-getters.
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* Don't like those text link ads? You can disable these IntelliTXT ads in the Edit Profile page. All members are able to disable these ads.
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Thanks! DucatiMonster.org
Visit DucatiMonster.org
I should send them in my monster'less story. Maybe they'll bribe me to stay. They may need some members... [laugh]
Everyone (http://ducatimonsterworldwide.org/index.php?topic=1831.0)
I also got the email. Did not read it. Just deleted it. [laugh]
I didn't get an email, should I be insulted or amused?
QuoteI didn't get an email, should I be insulted or amused?
HAHAHA!
I was wandering why I hadn't seen this "contest" email. Figured it was because I was banned.
Apparently because my tar was "spamming"
I found it just now.
Yahoo spam filter marked it as spam and removed it.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
The irony is just delicious. Delicious like spam!
Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spammity spam.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE)
i just read the first five stories... :P
http://www.ducatimonster.org/forums/showthread.php?t=186063
Quote from: motogpfan on May 13, 2008, 02:26:05 PM
yeah thats about the last time I heard from him or Melissa,
after the wedding.
WTF dude?
I've spent the last 14 months or so work my make the beast with two backsing ass off. Trying my hand at a new career. Working a second gig doing freelance design work. Working on the house a lot (front yard is kick ass now with the new deck and all). Just been trying to keep it together here as Melissa builds her sales territory. She has a new territory in Vegas now so she's there a lot. But she's doing great and was wondering about you and Suzy-Q just the other day. How are you kids making out?
Anyway, after TOB start to catch the ghey with Spidey and the lot doing the over moderating thing I completely lost interest in the DML. So, because I'm a bad person, I just sort of drifted away from life in general. It's been just work for me lately. I could go on and on. The point is that I've decided to have a life again.
Cheers mate.
sac
Quote from: desmoquattro on May 13, 2008, 12:26:58 PM
There was once a rabid Monster fan. He had two Ducatis, a lot of miles under his belt, and was a passionate advocate of the brand and the model. His favorite internet site was a great place to find out information about Monsters, and bikes in general. Then some evil Canadarians took the site over and everyone left.
THE END
I posted this. ;D
Its time to move on..... New digs so the old one is no more as far as i'm concerned.
I just deleted the email received.
I'm now a happy DMF'ER! [thumbsup]
Quote from: aaronb on May 13, 2008, 07:22:48 PM
i just read the first five stories... :P
Man...Those stories sound like they were written by brain-dead zombies.
I'm thinking maybe they were written by a DML admin. ;D
Stop me if you've heard this one:
So there I was going 140 mph on my m620 . . .
Oh, you have heard it? Yeah that was awesome wasn't it? I'll post the video later.
Quote from: SacDuc on May 13, 2008, 08:44:28 PM
Stop me if you've heard this one:
So there I was going 140 mph on my m620 . . .
Oh, you have heard it? Yeah that was awesome wasn't it? I'll post the video later.
Speaking of..
has
R-140 been spotted on the DMF yet??
Ugh..I just recieved the email myself! [roll]
They're using my old email address too!! How the F*ck?! I replaced it with GIJoe @yahoo.com when I heard of the VS take-over!!
Bastards!! >:( >:( >:(
So Pillar and Cherub Rock are . . .
Nah, make the beast with two backs it, that story is waaaaay too long.
;D
I received it the other day too. A week after I removed my email address from TOB. Bastards!
Quote from: SacDuc on May 13, 2008, 11:09:52 PM
So Pillar and Cherub Rock are . . .
Nah, make the beast with two backs it, that story is waaaaay too long.
;D
is this the story with the midget in the dutch air force?
Got the email too. It went in the trash folder ~
JM
Quote from: SacDuc on May 13, 2008, 07:23:30 PM
I've spent the last 14 months or so work my make the beast with two backsing ass off. Trying my hand at a new career. Working a second gig doing freelance design work. Working on the house a lot (front yard is kick ass now with the new deck and all). Just been trying to keep it together here as Melissa builds her sales territory. She has a new territory in Vegas now so she's there a lot. But she's doing great and was wondering about you and Suzy-Q just the other day. How are you kids making out?
Anyway, after TOB start to catch the ghey with Spidey and the lot doing the over moderating thing I completely lost interest in the DML. So, because I'm a bad person, I just sort of drifted away from life in general. It's been just work for me lately. I could go on and on. The point is that I've decided to have a life again.
Cheers mate.
sac
nice to see you're still alive dude. Will we be seeing you in June?
i assume by the email address that it is right from the new admin. so i set up a rule to forward anything i get from th dml back to him and delete it from my inbox. (thanks for the idea guy on sbn!)
Quote from: motogpfan on May 15, 2008, 04:53:04 PM
nice to see you're still alive dude. Will we be seeing you in June?
Depends, are you coming out to SB? No traveling for me for a while. I'm hopefully starting a new gig soon so my time off will be limited. You two crazy kids always have a place to stay on the California coast.
[beer]
sac
Quote from: SacDuc on May 15, 2008, 07:39:59 PM
Depends, are you coming out to SB? No traveling for me for a while. I'm hopefully starting a new gig soon so my time off will be limited. You two crazy kids always have a place to stay on the California coast.
[beer]
sac
we'll be going to Hawaii in July. We might be having an overnight layover in Cali.... I smell oyster shooters.
Quote from: motogpfan on May 16, 2008, 04:44:31 AM
we'll be going to Hawaii in July. We might be having an overnight layover in Cali.... I smell oyster shooters.
Just name the time and place. I'm up for a scoot down to LA if need be. And this time I'll be sure to ask LM's permission BEFORE we get BP too drunk to ride home to his special dinner. Oops. [laugh]
sac
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *hick, er weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
it's on boys. I'll get the exact schedule from Suzy. We'll leave a day early if we have to. We're flying stanby through my brother anyway so we can pretty much get on whatever flight we want.
Quote from: motogpfan on May 16, 2008, 11:23:26 AM
it's on boys. I'll get the exact schedule from Suzy. We'll leave a day early if we have to. We're flying stanby through my brother anyway so we can pretty much get on whatever flight we want.
My liver just winced. ;D
sac
I just placed a bid on EBAY for a back-up liver [thumbsup]
This deserves its own thread. [evil]
Quote from: ducpainter on May 16, 2008, 05:36:30 PM
..best you can do?
If there is A N Y T H I N G ou there better than anal, Nate, you better let us in on it! [laugh]
Quote from: pt33 on May 16, 2008, 06:14:46 PM
If there is A N Y T H I N G ou there better than anal, Nate, you better let us in on it! [laugh]
I shouldn't expect any more from a toaster thief.... ;D
Where is Pillar when you need him? His lamest story would beat anyone elses craziest.
mitt
Quote from: ducpainter on May 16, 2008, 06:21:57 PM
I shouldn't expect any more from a toaster thief.... ;D
[leo]
[laugh]
Have y'all seen this?
http://www.coastalducaticlub.org/forum/index.php?topic=3077.msg48889#msg48889
I really hope she posted that on TOB... It is farking amazong writing.. Pretty hot too :)
Quote from: chipo on May 17, 2008, 10:04:12 AM
Have y'all seen this?
http://www.coastalducaticlub.org/forum/index.php?topic=3077.msg48889#msg48889
I really hope she posted that on TOB... It is farking amazong writing.. Pretty hot too :)
links there don't work unless you're a registered member.
What's up with that Nick?
Quote from: ducpainter on May 17, 2008, 10:42:42 AM
links there don't work unless you're a registered member.
What's up with that Nick?
you can't see the threads unless you sign in?
Quote from: motogpfan on May 19, 2008, 03:16:06 PM
you can't see the threads unless you sign in?
That is correct.
that was friggin hilarious. No way that see's the light (unless it's the bathroom light as the admin enters).
the rest of that thread was like walking into the Blue Oyster though - ouch.
Was that in the NSFW area? That may be why. Or did you guys have it set up so you only couldn't see the good pics unless you were registered...
Quote from: ducpainter on May 19, 2008, 03:56:13 PM
That is correct.
I have it set like that because there is way too many things going in there that really shouldn't be viewed by the general public. Like some of my customers.